Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

"Ah, but I thought you would be very brave~"

Daily bickering, warm and cozy...

The lonely Tamamo enjoyed this feeling.

But at some point she recalled what her fellow nine-tailed foxes had said to her in the darkness: "One day, this man will abandon you as ruthlessly as he abandoned us."

Yes, how long can this daily routine last?

Her beautiful eyes looked downward, gazing at the boy with a gentle yet profound gaze.

This is the story between the fox demon boy and the ice escape girl:

That afternoon, Menma, wearing prison clothes, encountered a mysterious ninja in the forest.

Wearing prison clothes, there is a reason...

These days, Mian Ma was just like usual, hanging out with the lower classes in the town, caring about people's livelihood and investigating their sentiments.

This was not a mission order issued by Hongdou, but the "private cargo" he smuggled in during the mission. He would feel uncomfortable if he didn't get into trouble every few days or heard some big news.

However, he ended up in prison as he was getting along with others, so he was destined to be in prison.

Is the future of young people going to prison?

Everyone who goes in is talented and speaks well?

This is actually a strange idea that does not conform to this era.

Even in Konoha, there is no way any decent person would like to live in a prison.

The prison environment in the Wave Country is basically like this: it is equivalent to putting shackles on the most pitiful and humble beggar in the area and severely restricting his freedom.

I'm almost starving, so I go to prison for free meals?

Think beautiful!

If there is no food outside, just eat outside first. The criminal will starve to death.

Not to mention the interrogation and abuse every two or three days, and the brutal beatings every five days if you do not plead guilty.

It is very common to force confessions, take the blame, confess under torture, and threaten family members with serious crimes to extort money.

This is often the case in truly dark countries, where officials are thieves, and prisons are overcrowded, but most of them are good citizens? The truly heinous criminals are all at large.

One of the punishments was as follows: you were wearing a heavy wooden yoke and iron chains, standing on an extremely uncomfortable protrusion on the ground, and were supervised by supervisors with extremely poor quality and bad tempers, and were not allowed to come down.

The protrusion can only accommodate one and a half feet, and you must stand on it to receive the punishment. If you fall off, the punishment will be restarted, and the corporal punishment will continue even if you do not admit your guilt.

The law requires you to stand for two or three quarters of an hour at a time, but in practice the number is often exceeded, and you are often made to stand for several hours, accompanied by verbal abuse and whipping.

This is the most common and relatively lightest of all punishments.

The shackles around your neck are not very heavy according to regulations, weighing only about 20 to 30 kilograms, but they will definitely make you feel extremely uncomfortable.

Many prisons deliberately torture people to death, making them wear shackles weighing 100 kilograms or even 120 kilograms.

Once this kind of shackles are put on, the skin on the neck will soon be peeled off, the flesh will rot and the bones will be exposed.

How could the country not know that this is common practice?

He issued orders several times: "Although there are 120-jin shackles in the law, they are not often used. From now on, officials in various places should not use 100-jin shackles lightly."

However, if it were not so easy to use such a heavy yoke that could kill people in a matter of minutes, why would your family members obediently pay tribute to the masters?

You can't bear it even if you are not punished by standing.

You also learned the skills of sitting in prison: lean against the corner, let one end of the heavy yoke rest on the wall and the other end hang on the ground, and shrink yourself in the corner.

If you get tired of shrinking, just move away.

These torture instruments would be a torture worse than death for ordinary people, but for the teenagers they were like boring toys.

As soon as he entered the prison, he speed-ran through a novice dungeon like a max-level boss, and became the king of the prison. Even now, when he walks around the street with shackles on his hands, no soldier dares to arrest him.

It seems like I’ve experienced loneliness?

024 Huangmao: Bai, become my tool!

Before he knew it, Menma had arrived at a desolate woods far away from human habitation.

The noise of handcuffs, shackles, and metal chains colliding was particularly obvious.

Menma stopped and three cold rays arrived first, so he turned and dodged.

He was half-kneeling on the ground with one leg bent, holding three long metal needles in his clenched fist.

He is agile and has no unnecessary frills. He is carefree and unrestrained, just like a young cat warrior with great martial arts skills.

"Is it a Senbon? What a rare weapon." Menma commented while observing his surroundings with a sharp gaze.

"I have no intention of making an enemy of you. Please tell me why you are here." This was the clear and pleasant voice of a young girl, who was trying hard to hold her breath for some reason.

Menma looked in the direction of the voice and saw a figure standing on a tree: he was dressed in the style of the Water Country and had the Kirigakure logo on his mask.

The Adam's apple is covered, so the gender cannot be confirmed. Based on the height and body shape, it seems that the person is a boy/girl?

"The Anbu of Kirigakure?" Menma asked tentatively.

"Yes, may I ask your Excellency, are you......"

"A ninja from Konoha, a Konoha Genin hand-picked by the Hokage in March of the 63rd year of the Konoha calendar." Menma pointed to his forehead, which was not wearing a forehead protector, and then pointed at her arrogantly and said, "According to the Konoha Ninja School formula, Konoha Genin > other ninja village Jonin, so you should come down and salute me."

Men Mahjong threw the thousand books in his hand aside, dusted them off, and looked arrogant and domineering. This set of perverse theories even made the masked ninja on the tree feel a little confused.

She jumped down and calmly introduced her mission to Menma: to hunt down the Kirigakure rebel ninja Momochi Zabuza.

She also made a statement: she had no intention of becoming an enemy of him as a Konoha ninja.

Menma thought for a while. Not sure whether it was because he urgently needed to find Zabuza, or wanted to get some information, or had other ideas, he took the initiative to propose cooperation.

So, the two people who were just enemies were now walking together in the forest.

But Menma kept muttering: "With your skills, how could you be a member of Kirigakure ANBU? Even if Kirigakure is not good enough, it shouldn't be..."

Suddenly, Menma seemed to realize something and held his chin up to think seriously.

"No, that's not necessarily true. Who knows if Kirigakure has really declined to this extent." He nodded.

However, the other party did not respond, nor did he express any dissatisfaction.

Then, not long after they walked away, Menma attacked her without hesitation.

During the several exchanges during the anti-tracking period, Menma had already tested her skills: her speed was very fast, to an unbelievable degree.

When we first met, I was inevitably confused by her speed and thought she was a master, but her attack exposed her.

That kind of strength is as weak as that of a girl next door. Although it may be a bit exaggerated to say this, the strength is indeed very weak.

It's just that its movement speed and seal-making speed are faster, but its attack speed is very slow, its reflexes are mediocre, and it doesn't have strong dynamic vision.

So, at that time, Menma decided to use this method: trick her to his side, get closer and beat her.

The result! His dirty tactics do look good, but in practice...

My hand slipped, and Q went crooked...

The girl managed to distance herself from him, looked at him warily, and said, "Aren't you afraid of provoking a war?"

"Stop joking. The Kirigakure ninjas have strong self-esteem. Even the rebel ninjas will not allow others to insult their own village." Menma explained nonchalantly.

"In addition, Konoha and Kirigakure had a blood feud during the Third Ninja World War. Kirigakure Anbu is a close confidant of the Mizukage and will never remain indifferent to the humiliation of Konoha ninjas."

Menma is so confident because he thinks clearly, because...

This is an action where the cost of making a mistake is almost zero, so it doesn’t matter if the judgment is wrong.

Even if we take a step back and say that they caught the Kirigakure Anbu, what would that do?

I am the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki! Konoha can't possibly send me away, right? At most I'll have to write a self-review.

So what if there's a war? I can't wait to fight, fight, fight, fight!

But what if he is so rampant?

Isn't it because the Q is crooked? Isn't it because the A is not hit?

Blood pressure is rising.

However, Menma also felt helpless because this guy was extremely biased in his studies.

What does Speed ​​8 mean? That's the speed at which only a jonin can move.

It was with this speed that the girl escaped easily.

However, because of the delay here, she almost missed something important.

Kirigakure Rebel Ninja, Demon of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, Momochi Zabuza VS Konoha Jounin, Konoha's No. 1 Ninja Technician, Hatake Kakashi...

They are now engaged in a life-and-death struggle.

Black short hair, forehead protector worn to the left, lower face and neck wrapped in bandages, sharp teeth...

Naked-chested, skilled in wielding a sword taller than a man, this is Zabuza Momochi.

Physical strength 9, strength 8, speed 8, these are some of Zabuza's stats...

Physical 8, Strength 7, Speed ​​8, these are some of Kakashi's stats...

In close combat, in the field of physical skills, Zabuza suppressed Kakashi.

In the end, Kakashi Hatake, who was able to form hand seals faster, was the first to perform the Water Style: Great Waterfall Technique (Level A) and narrowly won the battle.

Fortunately, at the last moment, the girl arrived and gave Zabuza Momochi a "fatal blow" on the pretext of carrying out a mission for the Kirigakure Anbu. After negotiating with Hatake Kakashi, she left with Zabuza's "corpse".

A few minutes later in the forest, Momochi Zabuza came back to life thanks to the girl's treatment.

"Really? You're really heavy-handed!"

“There’s nothing we can do about it.”

Sighing helplessly, Zabuza said, "How long are you going to wear that annoying mask of yours?"

He did not hide his disgust for the mask the girl was wearing...

The Mizukage of Kirigakure and the Anbu of Kirigakure, they personally destroyed the powerful ninja village that he was proud of.

The girl still replied calmly: "Because this mask is really useful."

She took off the mask, revealing her true face: facial features that were extremely delicate, and eyes as clear as snow.

Even without any makeup, she is beautiful enough.

It can't help but give rise to the evil desire to invade, bully, and defile this purity.

Mizunotsuki is her last name, although she has long since given it up...

Bai is her name and also her code name...

At the age of 15, she has already begun to fall in love...

(Note: Bai's last name does not appear in the original comics, so "Mizunoe Tsuki" is only limited to the setting of this book)

Their conversation was very sweet, and it felt like a couple bickering.

only......

The master is the master, and the tool is the tool.

Tools don't need gender.

Depending on the mission requirements, you can disguise yourself as a man or wear women's clothing.

Zabuza never treated her as a human being, nor himself as a human being...

He was taught since childhood to abandon emotions, reject humanity, suppress selfish desires, and become a killing machine.

Moreover, Zabuza didn't know that his tools had been spied on by others.

That young man had a very bad character: stealing what others loved.

I like pure love, I can kill one minotaur with one sword.

I like yellow-haired people because I am yellow-haired.

But is that all?