Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

The national-level battle of wits and courage is so plain and boring.

It is now the 5th year of the New Water Kingdom Calendar, and Menma Uzumaki is already 13 years old.

Menma Uzumaki has grown a lot compared to before, but...

Menma Uzumaki's life became more and more depraved.

It is true that "power and money are the catalysts that turn men bad", although Menma Uzumaki has always been a bad man.

Human experiments are always accompanied by various effects.

For example: Ino encountered an accident during an experiment and her body changed.

In that scientific laboratory full of mysteries and miracles, Yamanaka Ino's fate changed dramatically.

She stood in front of the experimental table. At first, she was of course full of curiosity and nervousness, but now, having done these experiments so many times, there was obvious impatience in her eyes.

Now Ino's mind is full of thoughts: That brat (Hanabi) is so annoying, damn it, I thought it was just a brat, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult to deal with...

Watching the scientists busy preparing various instruments.

The experiment began. Rays of light flickered around her and her body gradually became transparent, as if blending into the air.

The scientists operated the instruments nervously, not daring to relax at all.

When the experiment ended, a dazzling light flashed and Ino's petite figure disappeared in the light.

When the light faded, a brand new blonde girl appeared in front of everyone. The robe that had originally seemed very big on her body now became very tight.

The figure becomes fuller, with more beautiful curves, exuding the charm of a mature woman.

Her blonde hair cascaded over her shoulders, complementing her emerald green eyes.

She touched her body and a look of surprise appeared on her face.

"Ugh?"

"Ugh!!!"

She asked the researchers in great confusion: "What's going on?"

The leading researcher smiled and explained: "This is the power of science."

“Through experiments, we stimulate the potential in your body and make you healthier and stronger.

“However, this also means that you need to cherish your body more and keep working hard to improve your abilities.”

After hearing this explanation, the girl felt relieved and even forgot that "he was not informed of this matter in advance."

Because Ino found out that Menma liked older guys, she felt that her original body was too small and useless.

Now this 18+ body is just what she is satisfied with.

Under the light, the blonde hair seems to emit a unique glow, the hair is silky and smooth, and each strand of hair shines with a charming luster.

The long hair fluttered gently in the breeze, like a golden river flowing, graceful and elegant.

His eyes were deep and bright, like a mysterious ocean. There was a gleam of wisdom and sharpness in his eyes, as well as a firmness and persistence.

Her face is delicate and picturesque, with clear contours, a high nose bridge, and a slightly raised chin, with an innate pride and confidence.

Her skin is fair and delicate, with almost no visible pores, and as smooth as porcelain.

Her lips are rosy and plump, and the slightly upturned corners of her lips always show a confident smile that warms people's hearts.

Her figure is elegant and outstanding, with exquisite curves and a well-proportioned figure.

The slender neck connects to the elegant shoulders...

The slender waist looks even more attractive in the tights...

The plump breasts and raised buttocks form perfect curves.

His movements are graceful and calm, and whether he is walking or sitting, he exudes a noble temperament.

Her graceful figure and elegant temperament seem to be a gift from God, which makes people fall in love with her.

Ino looked at herself in the mirror and was almost mesmerized by herself.

She thought confidently: With this body, I can definitely charm Menma, and that brat (Hanabi) will never be my opponent.

Little did people know that the result of this experiment was actually a complete scientific accident.

But, judging by the results, Menma really liked her current body.

In an ambiguous atmosphere, on a soft big bed, the boy gently placed his hand on Ino's jade feet, feeling the delicate and silky touch.

The skin of the jade feet is as soft and smooth as jade, like petals in spring...

His fingertips gently stroked the curve of the jade feet. The touch made his heart beat faster. He felt the warmth of the jade feet, as if it was transmitted through his skin to the depths of his heart.

Menma gently lowered his head, approached Ino's jade feet, and smelled a faint fragrance (disappointed/actually Menma prefers things that smell bad but taste good/crossed out).

It was a fresh and natural smell, like a gift from nature.

This cosmos-like fragrance is Ino's unique charm and a reflection of her personality and temperament.

Ino's breathing quickened slightly.

Menma slowly raised his head, his eyes taking in her perfect curves and crystal clear skin.

Ino's body was also trembling slightly, responding to his touch.

At this moment, time seemed to stand still.

They were getting closer and closer to each other, and could almost feel each other's breathing and heartbeat.

The boy lowered his head and gently pressed his face against Ino's feet, his lips gently pressing on her feet.

At that moment, Ino seemed to feel the most sincere happiness and satisfaction in his life. Her skin was soft and warm, and the touch was so good that he couldn't stop.

Menma pressed his face against the older sister's skin, gently rubbing her legs, his fingers lightly stroking the older sister's toes, feeling every subtle reaction.

Ino curled up the corners of her mouth and revealed a gentle smile.

Her hand gently stroked the boy's hair, responding tenderly to his emotions.

Their bodies moved slightly closer, their breath blended together, and their eyes met closely.

Ino's smile was gentle and charming, and her eyes were shining with lust and happiness.

They began to explore each other's bodies, feeling each other's temperature and touch, and their bodies and minds reached the final moment in the fragrance, with their hearts completely merging into one.

However, Uzumaki Menma is still "irresponsible" to her...

Responsible? Why should I be responsible? Just have fun, why add unnecessary burdens to myself?

It seems that Menma this week is a "feminist" with a more twisted mindset, that is: never view women as stupid, women are very powerful, and women's professional fields are different from men's...

The male's domain is to rely on their own abilities to fight for resources, while the females are vassals who seek to find more advanced hosts to obtain more resources.

Therefore, males hone their "combat" skills: independence, tempering the mind, skills and body, competing for resources...

The parasitic behavior of "living off a gigolo" is often considered a shame by males.

The females hone their skills in "parasitism": they select a target, parasitize it, and directly enjoy the resources that the males have worked hard to obtain...

Professional women often view men in this way:

The more successful you are, the simpler your needs become...

Men love you most for your sweet words...

Don't let him take advantage of you for free...

Acting like a spoiled child in exchange for tens of millions of real estate...

One move of active dancing, received 35 yuan from her husband...

Finding sponsors, controlling men...

Men are channels, emotions are skills...

The essence of a relationship is exchange...

Therefore, females are very good at showing off their charm, and their admiration for the strong is also instinctive, because this is the social nature determined by their lifestyle.

This is the female's survival skill and means of obtaining resources.

Traditionally, "chastity" is a behavior that helps them enhance their own value, because high-quality men believe that it is a must for high-quality women.

But in an open society with market transactions rampant, these smart women will unconsciously think about the question "Is it worth it to remain a chaste and will it pay off?"

It's not worth it to be a chaste person, and you won't make your money back, so just have promiscuous sex.

And, what is very important is that females lack "concrete fraternity" compared to males.

That is: deep down, they actually think "what does the world's destruction have to do with me" and "what does other people's life or death have to do with me", but they are very good at disguising themselves, and have deceived many people by talking about sympathy and love.

Internally, they define such nice words as "providing emotional value", so the actual actions are left to men.

Females inherently have "relatively strong social and material consciousness."

Males often say cruel words, but they are the ones who are always willing to make actual sacrifices at critical moments. This is male instinct.

There are social reasons as well as biological reasons.

Males often have a complex of protecting their "weaker counterparts".

This "weak fellow" may be a family member, tribe member, compatriot, the elderly, the weak, the sick or the disabled. In short, the male subconsciously identifies them as "my people", and the male will awaken his fighting instinct to protect them.

Smart females are often good at taking advantage of this male instinct and will get rid of the risks they have to take as females, such as pregnancy...

To the host, the parasite is a complete burden. The host is no longer able to devote all its efforts to developing itself and transferring nutrients to the parasite.

This is a mental burden as well as a material burden.

When the host's nutrients are insufficient to support the parasite...

When the host cannot make the parasite dependent on it...

When the host becomes a burden to the parasite...

When there is a better host to choose from...

In all of the above situations, the parasite is very likely to abandon the host.

However, it would be a mistake to think that Uzumaki Menma hates women.

He is a complete feminist who hopes that women can break free from their parasitic identities and transform from female to male. Is there anyone who loves women more than Menma Uzumaki?

On this day, the Kingdom of Water accomplished a historic feat: the evil Menma Uzumaki not only instigated the righteous Danzo to launch a coup, but also instigated a civil war in the Kingdom of Wind.

The Daimyo of the Land of Wind, who had absorbed the evil thoughts of Uzumaki Menma, wanted to abolish the Sand Village and transform it into a national armed force, which touched the bottom line of Sand Village.

After a meeting, the top leaders of Sunagakure decided to "use force to change the status quo."

However, this undoubtedly requires the support of external forces. As Uzumaki Menma once said: "No regime change has ever been initiated and succeeded without relying entirely on external forces."

Of course, Sunagakure had to seek help from the Land of Water before they had the courage to carry out this action.

The Water Nation was also very happy to assist. In their eyes, it didn’t matter who was in power; what mattered was that a regime that suited their interests was in power.

Therefore, the Water Kingdom proposed additional conditions.

After negotiations, the two sides finally reached a consensus on the condition that "Princess Temari of the Wind Country will marry Lord Menma Uzumaki of the Water Country as a concubine."

Now that Sunagakure has an extremely powerful military force and has received the "assistance" promised by the Water Kingdom, it decides to launch a military coup, but the Daimyo of the Wind Kingdom has been prepared.

then......

The coup plan failed and civil war broke out in the Kingdom of Wind.

The outbreak of civil war was not accidental; it was the inevitable result of long-standing grievances and conflicts of interest.

The decadence and greed of the nobility and the corruption of the bureaucracy together weave this dark political web.

Not only the Sand Village ninjas have long held grudges, but people in other places also remember the deep hatreds of the past: poor farmers are struggling to survive under heavy taxes and high-pressure policies, while merchants and craftsmen are also suffering from heavy taxes and the monopoly of the nobles...

People in various places took advantage of the chaos to rise up in rebellion, and the riots spread gradually like a spark.

Among them there is a faction that wants to defeat both the ninja and the daimyo. They gather in the name of justice and try to overthrow the corrupt regime.

In this way, the originally simple "Sand Village Rebellion" gradually evolved into a competition among various forces.