Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

The promotion rate of the Jounin in the Ninja School is very high. The Three Ninjas, White Fang, Golden Flash, and many powerful people in Konoha are from the Ninja School.

This led to a cruel phenomenon...

It seems that fate is determined from the moment of whether one can enter a ninja school. Those who cannot enter a ninja school almost lose their chance of becoming a strong person.

Once you enter a ninja school, even a poor person with no background will have corresponding class teachers and interpersonal relationships with students.

As long as there are no social barriers, you can build up your network of contacts.

Friends help you, teachers take care of you, and your future is bright.

Don't know the Wind Style Chakra attribute? Go ask for help! They will introduce you to a teacher.

What about Xiao Li?

He lives next door to young masters and young ladies, practices with geniuses all day long, and has Konoha's No. 1 taijutsu jonin as his teacher.

Because Rock Lee is also a Kyo-kun from Konoha!

They are just at the bottom of the society among the Beijing elite, not at the bottom of this world.

All in all, the result of this meeting is: we have studied and decided that Uzumaki Men Mahjong will arrange for the promotion of Chunin.

Let Uzumaki Menma take part in the Chunin Exam held in the Land of Fire at the end of May.

In fact, it was just a formality, and Menma completed the test very easily, so easily that he had no sense of reality about his identity as a Chunin.

In the morning, Menma put on the Chunin vest he had just received.

In the old days, there were very few ninjas and there were no protective gear specifically for ninjas. In times of war, they used samurai protective gear instead.

After the establishment of the ninja village, the number of ninjas increased, and they gradually became the main military combat force in the war.

As the country allocated more and more military funds, there was a kind of protective gear designed and produced specifically for ninjas: the ninja vest.

Menma looked in the mirror. He was now immersed in his handsome self and in appreciating his own excellent qualities:

1. Persistence: Hook up with girls every day, no matter what the outcome.

2. Diligence: If you want something, you must get it even if you have to stay up all night and be physically and mentally exhausted.

3. Brave: Then go call the Uchiha (property management/police force)!

4. Tolerance: You continue to scold (put on earplugs).

5. Humility: How do I know?

6. Communication: What are you barking about? Who asked you? Who are you sending it to?

7. Thoughtful: Are you okay?

8. Easygoing: Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes!

9. Social: OK guys! All eyes on me!

10. Optimism: Delivering a package under Big Ben, placing it while sending it.

"Well, this way I can get more tasks and pay the money back sooner, so that I don't have to worry about that woman coming to me every day to collect the debt."

However, this is impossible to pay back.

"But the Chunin Exams are actually easier than I thought."

Indeed, the ordinary Chunin Exam is that easy. The Chunin Exam in July is more like an international military exercise, convened by Konoha, the "leader of the alliance".

The Genin selected by each country to participate in this exam are the elite who will become the pillars of the ninja village in the future...

Their future is guaranteed to be that of a jonin, and they may even become Kage.

I don’t know who my parents are and I have never seen them.

I don't know my date of birth, so I just filled it in randomly.

He was an orphan since childhood, with no one to accompany him and no one to recognize him.

This is Red Bean's past.

Once upon a time, she was also a genius.

She has always been optimistic and treats others with gentleness and kindness, believing that hard work pays off.

When she was chosen by the Three Ninjas of Konoha, she felt that happiness came so suddenly and her efforts were finally rewarded.

She never expected that this was the beginning of a nightmare.

She regarded her master as a precious relative, but her relative betrayed her.

She was abandoned like trash, never recovered, and the pain in her neck continues to this day.

She won't trust anyone anymore, she can no longer associate with others.

When feelings and trust are betrayed, the pain often lasts a lifetime.

She could not get out of this shadow, and to this day, the curse on her neck still brings her into that nightmare.

Anko suddenly woke up and sat up, breathing heavily.

Before she regained consciousness, she heard a voice like this: "Oh, the evil-sealing seal that Kakashi-sensei taught me is still useful!"

"Well, the experiment was successful, I'll make a note of it."

She turned her head towards the sound and saw Menma standing beside her bed, holding a small notebook and seemingly writing something down.

"Menma, why are you......"

At this moment, a gust of wind blew in through the window, and she felt her body getting cold, as if...

She looked down and saw the pair of huge white things.

At this time, Menma calmly explained his actions to her, that is, how critical her situation was, how serious it was...

In short, this meaning is revealed between his lines: Now, immediately, give me some money to repay me for saving your life!

However, Menma did not notice the terrifying aura of the Dark Abyss Fighting Spirit emanating from Hongdou at this moment.

She lowered her head, her messy hair covering her face, and her expression could no longer be seen.

"I said, Menma..."

"Hmm? You want to pay me?"

"Put your head here."

Then, there were crackling sounds in the room, and the boy's voice calling for help.

Not long after, Menma burst out of the door. He looked disheveled and in a dishevel, with a few scratches (or bite marks?) on his face and neck, which was really funny.

He stood at the door and pointed inside, angrily saying: "I tell you, in my eyes you are just pork on the chopping board. Have you ever seen a butcher be credible about pork?"

However, he, who was so tough just now, suddenly lowered his head and dodged as if he had seen a ghost, and several snakes flew over his head.

Glancing at the snake stuck in the wall, he murmured, "Forget it, forget it. A wise man should not suffer a loss in front of him, and he should not bother with the ungrateful fairy."

Before the next wave of attacks, he fled in disgrace.

At the same time, on the other side, Kakashi looked as if his body was hollowed out.

"Teacher Kakashi, what happened to you today? Are you feeling unwell?" Naruko asked with concern.

"No."

"Teacher Kakashi, why do you only teach Menma Ninjutsu?" Sakura said jealously.

“I’m teaching you too.”

Although it was perfunctory, it was also true that Kakashi was indeed teaching them, but Sakura had almost no motivation to learn.

Just as Menma analyzed, teachers in ninja schools are like elementary, middle and high school teachers. They will urge you to complete your learning progress and homework. This is their job and obligation.

The teacher assigned to you after graduation is your tutor. He won't teach you if you don't ask. But if you ask, it depends on his opinion whether to teach or not.

The Ninja Village really wanted them to learn real skills, but it was impossible for the Ninja Village to force them to teach with a knife.

The knowledge and technology are in their hands. They are academic tycoons and they are afraid of teaching their apprentices and starving themselves to death.

Because ninjutsu is not just an ordinary technique to protect one's job, it is a desperate military technique on the battlefield.

In the feudal era, people risked their lives to accumulate the skills of killing and saving lives. Even if you become their disciple, why should you wait like a big shot for them to teach you?

Both Naruko and Satsuki studied very hard and actively sought advice, and Menma was even more so.

On the surface, he always dismantles Kakashi, but this is precisely his ABC trick to increase friendship, increase the number of conversations, harass him, and ask questions when he is relaxed.

(PS: Menma knows that he is very cute now, and he knows how to make full use of his advantages as a shota)

But Sakura showed no initiative at all, as if she was waiting for someone to feed her.

Satsuki did not join in their conversation, her mind was full of Menma.

Palpitations, restlessness, anxiety...

She also wanted to date Menma, but at the same time, she doubted herself whether she was worthy of such happiness.

In the Hokage room, the Sandaime Hokage summoned the captain of the 2nd division of the Anbu, Uzuki Yugao.

At this moment, she knelt on one knee on the ground, listening attentively to the Hokage's instructions.

"Although the same is true for geniuses in previous years in terms of age, becoming a Chunin three months after graduating from Ninja School is already a very proud achievement."

"I've thought about it for a long time. You've watched that child grow up, and you have strong abilities. It shouldn't be a problem to leave the child in your care, right?"

"Yes, Lord Hokage, no one is more suitable than me." Xi Yan responded without hesitation.

Although she answered very readily, the Third Hokage just thought that she was thinking "I'm embarrassed to refuse" or "I have to carry out the order no matter how difficult it is".

"Haha, there's no need to be like that. If you feel reluctant, just say so. I have other candidates." said the Third Hokage.

Hearing this, Mao Yue Xi Yan suddenly raised her head and said in a strong and generous manner: "Please give this task to me."

Her eyes sparkled with a gleam so sharp that even the Hokage himself was puzzled.

However, in the end, the Hokage gave this task to her.

Xiyan was not going to meet Menma with this cold image. For their first meeting, she hoped to give Menma the impression of a gentle woman.

In front of the mirror, she dressed up carefully.

Wearing that sleeveless, tight backless sweater, her messy long hair just covers her fair back, and the fashionable sandals expose her exquisite, sweet and delicious jade feet to the air, making people unable to resist tasting them.

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"What strange clothes, but he seems to like it." Xiyan said to herself while looking in the mirror.

On the street, Menma was also pestered by Sakura today, asking him to apologize to the depressed Naruko.

"Apologize? I apologize to her? What a joke!"

Menma shook off Sakura's hand and left on his own, but Sakura still followed him closely.

"Menma! That's Miss Naruko!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly? Then go find the Uchiha!"

As the two were tangling on the street, a voice came from behind Menma: "He doesn't need to apologize to anyone."

Menma looked back and saw a woman walking towards him: she had long, smooth purple hair, a face as charming as the sunset, and she walked with graceful steps...

As the distance got closer, he could smell the unusually pleasant feminine scent, which aroused his sexual desire, just like a female cat in estrus releasing a mating signal, and Menma unconsciously took two steps back.

Uzumaki Menma's Future Tool Library ♀ list (sorted by the first letter of the name/all are ♀)

B. Namikaze Minato (female fall), Naruko, Haku, Fufu...

C. Haruna...

D. Deidara, Tayuya...

F. Fuma: Sasami, Kotohime, Kageno...

Hidan, Nadeshiko Shizuka, Kazehana Koyuki...

H. Red lotus, red leaves, black soil...