Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

"Yeah, that guy even rejected Miss Naruko's confession, so he must still like me!"

"Let's go see what that guy is doing later..."

Sakura muttered to herself.

She couldn't concentrate while eating and kept talking to herself, which made her mother, who was waiting to clear the dishes, look a little dissatisfied.

"Sakura, what are you talking about? Eat quickly!" Sakura's mother urged.

It was almost noon and Sakura was walking on the street with nothing to do.

She went to look for Zuoyue, but Zuoyue was not at home and she didn't know where Zuoyue usually went.

I passed by a flower shop and saw Ino there. I wanted to ask her out for shopping, but...

"You saw it too! I still have to watch the store! Although I really want to accompany you, I can't leave!" Ino rejected Sakura like this.

Sakura complained to herself as she walked, "Really? It's like I'm the only one with free time."

Not long after, she saw a familiar figure when she passed by the cinema. "Menma." She was about to wave, but she noticed that there was someone next to him, and her action stopped abruptly.

The girl next to him was holding Menma's hand, and they seemed to be very close. Sakura also felt that the girl's back looked familiar.

At the ticket window of the cinema, Shiro held Menma's arm, as intimate as a lover, "Let's go watch this show."

The girl's voice was very gentle and her face always had a smile as if she was bathed in the spring breeze.

Menma's impatient and forced smile.

Sakura's emotional intelligence was ridiculously low at times, but she wasn't in that state right now, and she understood the situation perfectly well.

It hurts, as if something you've been accustomed to has been taken away by someone else.

That should obviously be yours.

When she came to her senses, she had already bought the same cinema ticket and followed him in.

Sitting in the back row, I saw the two of them almost sticking together, watching a movie that I didn't like at all.

At this moment, she just felt like a fool.

The girl next to Menma was none other than Shiro Mizunoe, the girl he brought back to Konoha from the Land of Waves.

Way back when Haku first came to Konoha, she was summoned by the Sandaime Hokage himself.

The Third Hokage said to her in a friendly manner: "Since you have come to Konoha, you should treat this place as your home and make the best of it."

"Just let me know if you have any requests. As long as they are not too excessive, I will try my best to meet them."

Bai was not polite at all. She made the following request to the Sandaime Hokage: "I want to live with Menma."

The old man's kind laughter stopped abruptly and his smile became stiff.

"Haha, change your request."

“That’s all I ask.”

Bai's eyes and tone were firm.

On the surface, the Hokage looked embarrassed, but in fact, he was very happy.

What will happen when hot-blooded young boys and girls live together?

The bloodline of Ice Release and the bloodline of the Uzumaki clan are continued in Konoha. Nothing could be better than this.

However, compared to Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen's ideas are already moderate.

Danzo was planning on having Shiro give birth to one baby a year and become a breeding machine. The fusion of Uzumaki Menma's excellent genes and the ice escape technique's bloodline would surely give birth to many geniuses for Konoha.

This is a two-story building. It looks very old and dilapidated from the outside, as if it has been there for many years.

But for Bai, who has lived a poorer life since childhood, this is still an enviable life.

Bai walked up the stairs. She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she could feel that there was almost no one living in this building.

She knew nothing about Mian Ma's past.

She didn't know much about Menma's life in Konoha.

She didn't even understand why she would draw her sword against her savior for him.

The prosperous street scene of Konoha satisfied her imagination of a good life and there was nothing to complain about.

The residents are warm and friendly, and there is a commercial street where almost everything can be bought. This scene hardly looks like a ninja village that may go into war at any time.

Sometimes she would envy: Why can the ninjas of Konoha live so comfortably?

Until she saw this scene.

That was the look she was all too familiar with: looking at a monster, a scary witch, a disease carrier...

Once upon a time, this was the experience of the holders of bloodline limits in the Land of Water.

However, the target of these gazes was the blond boy.

Menma was very resistant to Haku moving into his house, but he would not leave her homeless.

Therefore, he chose a compromise: since the rooms next door were all vacant, he could just pick one for her to live in.

Menma kicked open the door of the house next to his own, pointed to the empty inside and said to her: "Hey, this is your house!"

"What about the furniture? Just write a list and hand it in. What about the door? Just find someone to fix it!"

Tamamo's ability can block surveillance and investigation even with a "wall", but living together means there is no privacy.

On the other hand, he regards Bai as one of his "useful tools". Fragile potted plants need to be watered every day and pets need to be fed on time.

Putting her in the position of your neighbor is the best option.

However, this was actually his wishful thinking.

In her free time when she has no tasks or complicated affairs, Bai would stay at Menma's house, and she would tidy up the messy house.

She pays attention to details, noting facial habits, things she often takes, what she likes to watch and eat, and makes adjustments accordingly.

Finally, she would sit on her knees at the low table and drink her tea gracefully, like a wife waiting for her husband to return.

It's like this every day, day after day, leisurely and comfortable.

She is very happy and she enjoys this lifestyle very much.

Since Bai has become Menma's tool, Menma naturally has to make this tool handy and suit his needs.

Bai's strengths are: ninjutsu, speed, and hand seals.

Ninjutsu: Ice Release, it is actually an advantage in the skill list.

Ordinary ninjas have to beg for help to learn some rubbish ninjutsu, but those who hold a bloodline limit are born with a good set of skills.

Even without anyone to teach you, you can learn it slowly by yourself.

Speed: 8, his body-flickering skills are as good as those of a jonin.

It's obvious at first glance that this is Bai's area of ​​expertise. Needless to say, it won't be a problem for him to reach speed 10 in the future.

Seal: The speed of seal formation is extremely fast, and ninjutsu can be launched faster.

In addition, Bai's ability to control chakra is extremely strong, which is reflected in the fact that she can use less chakra to launch powerful ninjutsu, and the speed of launching the instant body technique is also very fast.

Her weaknesses are also very obvious: her physical skills are very poor, her strength is very weak, and her chakra amount is very small.

Taijutsu was easy, since it was just martial arts, and Bai was good at learning these types of skills.

Strength and chakra amount are largely related to one's innate physical constitution. They are innate, and you may need to put in ten or a hundred times the effort to improve just that little bit.

People's time and energy are limited, and it is more efficient to play to one's strengths and avoid one's weaknesses, as long as the weaknesses are not too serious.

Menma naturally didn't expect Haku to become a master on the level of the Five Kage. It would be enough for her to have the skills of a jonin within three years.

Back to the present time...

Sakura's attention is on Menma and the girl, the audience's attention is on the plot and characters, and Menma's attention is on......

The technology in this movie is ridiculous, isn't it? How exactly is the technology tree in this world selected?

Oh, you’ve climbed so high on the tech tree and still made so many people live so miserably, that really shows some skills.

The movie ended and Menma and Shiro walked out of the cinema.

"The movie is great!" Bai said with a smile.

"Wrong, bloody plot, clichéd story, only a screenwriter with cerebral thrombosis could write this, I can do it too."

A normal girl would definitely be angry at such low EQ and bad-tempered remarks.

At least this is how the ninja girls of Konoha are. If someone said something like this in front of Sakura, she would probably just raise her fist.

However, Haku isn't from Konoha, and she likes Menma's personality.

She still held Menma's arm, and not only did she not get angry at Menma's complaints, but she said, "Compared to the story you told, it's really boring~"

"But I'll be happy if I can be with you."

Yes! She is really good at it.

Bai's beauty and gentleness are enough to capture any man, and the Land of Gentleness is always the grave of heroes.

However, do not underestimate Menma's twisted will:

Why are there always men with horny minds corrupted and bewitched by such sweet words?

Want sexual release, even if it means going to a prostitute?

If you want it to sound pleasant, why not spend money to buy it?

A certain Jonin who was in charge of the foreign affairs department of Konohagakure had sex with a woman he shouldn't have had a relationship with (a female spy kunoichi from Kumogakure).

He had already reached such a high position, but he ended up in trouble because he couldn't control his lower body. He deserved it.

If you want to vent your credibility, just go to a nightclub. All you need is money and time. You can cast a wide net and catch something easily.

To achieve your ideal is almost as difficult as ascending to heaven, but the rarer and more difficult it is, the more worth pursuing it is.

Males prefer private property that belongs only to them and have a stronger possessiveness.

Females prefer stronger males with more attractive qualities, and their attraction to stronger males is more obvious.

Bai is a case of successful training.

I can give you what Zabuza can't, so naturally she betrayed him.

When serving two masters, you can treat them with hospitality, but don't trust them blindly.

Often a male has multiple females not because he is unfaithful, but because the females actively depend on him in order to obtain the material or emotional value they need. This is a common phenomenon.

If there were no law limiting the number of spouses, the result would probably be...

Of course, the same applies to males. Strong males like to occupy more resources and enslave more people.

What’s even more serious is that many females are only willing to rely on what they consider to be “high-quality males” and be willing to be slaves. They are not afraid to pay sky-high prices for concert tickets that would drain the fortunes of three generations, because their logic is that “youth only comes once.”

Eventually, females who have failed in their bid for a strong partner or who are tired of playing around will choose a backup as the next best option, while males with a stronger servility will happily take over and serve as that warm harbor.

Parasites that depend on the strong are extremely disgusting.

So, the approach is:

1. Let the female subjectively feel your care, your strength, and your charm.

2. Objectively, don’t pour your true feelings and energy into females.

Fighting for others and expecting a response from them will always lead to regret.

Fighting for your ideals and beliefs, getting wounded and dying in battle, is also a happiness.

His ideals will never betray him and will always bring him rewards and satisfaction. This is what his extremely twisted heart believes.

Yes! Although he appeared enthusiastic on the surface, his heart had long been frozen and his soul was sunk into darkness.

In order to create his ideal world where the weak can also live happily and full of warmth, romance and affection, he makes himself into the sharpest blade and will stop at nothing to achieve his goal.

What’s even more interesting is this: he always mocks the Uchiha’s extremes, but his heart is even more twisted than the Uchiha’s.

The “born evil kid” probably refers to Menma Uzumaki, right?

If he was born in Uchiha, his strong emotions would have made him open his Mangekyō Sharingan long ago.