Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Ms. Yakumo is able to transform the doodles on the sketchpad into real attacks.

After watching the movie with Bai, Menma had to go to work again.

The written part of the Chunin Exam is very simple, but this is only limited to the normal Chunin Exam.

The standards for the Chunin Exam that the elites who graduated from Konohagakure had to take were stricter, and the difficulty of the questions naturally became higher.

Although there are only a few questions, they include: code decryption, foreign language translation, tactics and military strategy, mathematics, physics, chemistry, and biology.

Ino knew this, so she, who was never honest, started to have evil thoughts.

In the evening, Menma, who was going to the Intelligence Department to sign the documents given to him by Red Bean, happened to meet Ino on the street.

Without further ado, she grabbed Menma's wrist and dragged him into the alley, causing him to complain, "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? I have work to do!"

"Just for a moment..."

Ino's prayer with her hands clasped together and the aggrieved look in her eyes with tears in them were enough to captivate people.

She made her request known, which was that Ino wanted Menmahjong to reveal the questions of the Chunin Exam to her.

However, her pitiful appearance did not impress Menma.

"Test questions? Who do you think I am? And do I need to cheat on such a simple test?"

"Please!"

Ino took his arm and pressed her body against his.

You can feel the subtle touch of a girl growing up and smell the pleasant scent of flowers.

I don’t know what generous conditions Ino offered, and I don’t know what cunning plan Menma came up with.

In the end, Ino achieved her goal.

I don't know if it was the butterfly effect caused by Menma, but the Fourth Kazekage had already arrived in Konoha ahead of time, so there was time to discuss the coalition forces' plan to cut down the rocks.

The moon was shining brightly in the sky. It was already late at night, but the light in the Sandaime Hokage's study was still on.

As he grew older, he slept less and less, and in his study were photos of his deceased wife and son.

Whenever it was late at night and everyone was asleep, he would feel mixed emotions when he saw the photos and recall the past.

"Alas, it turns out that when people get old they can't help but immerse themselves in the past! Hahaha..."

Ninja hero, is just an empty title.

Once upon a time, he single-handedly turned the tide and reversed Konoha's defeat.

He was full of ambition and thought he could change the ninja world and eliminate all injustices, but in the end he changed nothing.

What are the benefits of getting old?

I became blind and deaf, suffered from various physical ailments, and even heavy objects that I once lifted with ease now seemed heavy to me.

He could hear his own failing heartbeat.

The older he gets, the more he can recall the good things about his youth.

The Sandaime Hokage was looking at the photos at home alone. He was enjoying this peaceful and tranquil life very much.

The longer you live, the more you cherish peace, even though you know that undercurrents are surging beneath this tranquil appearance, and even though you know that this is a false tranquility.

A hurried knock on the door pulled him out of his thoughts, and as he responded, a Konoha ninja came in holding a folder.

"Hokage-sama, I'm sorry to bother you, but please take a look at this."

"What's wrong? Why are you so irritable? Calm down."

"This is a copy of Master Kazekage's speech for tomorrow. Please be sure to review it."

"Ah, just leave it here."

He didn't understand why this speech made the young ninja in front of him so nervous. He sighed in his heart that young people nowadays who had never experienced any storms were not calm at all.

"Excuse me for being so blunt, but I suggest that you take a look at it now, Hokage. I have already highlighted the key points."

The Third Hokage flipped through the file without taking it seriously, and what caught his eye was exactly the content marked:

The Uchiha clan share a common purpose in the struggle for freedom...

We all have the difficult task of fighting to free Konoha from the powerful rule...

The Sand Village ninja urged the ninja clan who suffered the same oppression as the Uchiha clan to end Konoha's oppression and get rid of the shackles of power...

"Why do these words sound familiar?"

Afterwards, the Sandaime Hokage ordered the ninja to go and summon Menma.

Late at night, Menma was reading a book at home. Bai seemed to be too tired and fell asleep on Menma's bed.

This is not surprising, Bai's physical strength is very weak, even among ninjas.

There was a knock on the door. Menma went to open the door and saw an Anbu ninja standing in front of him.

"Uzumaki Menma, the Hokage has summoned you." said the ANBU ninja.

"Alright, alright, I got it!" Menma waved his hand impatiently, motioning him to lead the way.

The Anbu are directly under the Hokage and symbolize the Hokage's will. Even a Jonin would not dare to be so rude to the Anbu.

but......

Who told Menma to create a character for himself that could openly curse the Hokage on the street? So, this is very cool.

Menma hadn't walked far, just as he was about to reach the stairs, when Bai came jogging over, holding the vest that Menma had forgotten to wear in her arms.

She put the vest on Menma's shoulders and asked him to put it on, and gently called Menma "Master~"

"Don't call me master, call me boss!"

"come back earlier......"

Bai looked at Menma's departing back reluctantly, just like a wife looking forward to her husband's eyes...

This kind of tenderness just gave Menma, who had been lacking love since childhood, goosebumps all over his body.

In the study room of the Sandaime Hokage's house, after Menma learned the "questions" from the Hokage, he began to answer them skillfully.

"Actually, specifically, we have six options that are generally available."

"First, let it go; second, issue a statement expressing regret for the speech; third, lodge a formal protest; fourth, stop aid; fifth, sever diplomatic relations; and finally, declare war."

The Sandaime Hokage thought for a while and asked, "So, what method do you think should be adopted to deal with it?"

“First, if we let it go, we would be tacitly accepting the content of the speech.”

“Two, if we make a statement, we’ll make a fool of ourselves.”

"Third, if we protest, they won't take it seriously."

“Fourth, we cannot stop providing assistance because we have never provided assistance.”

"Five, if we sever diplomatic relations, we won't be able to take on the Wind Country's mission."

"In the end, if we declare war on them, it would seem like we've overreacted a bit."

Therefore, the final result was: The Sandaime Hokage sent Hatake Kakashi and Uzumaki Menma as envoys to negotiate.

Late at night, in the Kazekage's room, Kakashi was still mumbling "this, this, that, that", not knowing how to explain, and Menma took over the conversation helplessly.

"Mr. Fengying, I wonder if there is a way to convince you to change your wording and move from specific examples to abstract concepts."

"Of course, in any case, it will not weaken the conceptual integrity of the speech theme."

At this moment, Kakashi was stunned.

He had been with Menma for so many days, so he naturally knew how good his eloquence was, but...

Kakashi only thought that he was good at sophistry that was not presentable, but he did not expect that he could be so adept at it in such a formal occasion.

What's even more outrageous is that this Fengying actually agreed.

Logically speaking, Menma's eloquence is indeed good enough to impress people at the level of the top leaders of the ninja village, such as Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, and Snake Princess, but it shouldn't be as simple as just a few words, right?

The truth is: the real identity of this Kazekage is Snake Princess.

The real Fourth Kazekage was killed by her on the way.

Menma and Kakashi walked side by side in the corridor as they were about to leave. At the corner, a petite figure just passed by them.

She carries a large gourd on her back, has a delicate face like a doll, beautiful red hair, and the word "love" can be vaguely seen engraved on her smooth forehead under her bangs.

This is how she understands her name: Gaara, Shura who only loves himself.

At night, she sat on the windowsill and let the moonlight shine on her body. With Shukaku sealed in her body, she was destined to never sleep.

Loneliness, solitude and resentment filled her heart.

She has no attachment to Sunagakure, and there is no one in this world that she cares about.

However, even so, when she heard her father (actually Snake Princess) ordering her to marry someone, her heart couldn't help but feel restless, and the figure of the young man who just passed by her appeared in her mind.

"Why, I would..."

Heartbeat, such a clear heartbeat.

The next day, Menma had to go to work again and report to Mitarashi Anko, the examiner of the second round of the Chunin Exam. Menma was still under her jurisdiction.

Hongdou assigned him today's task: to receive a team of Genin from the ally Sunagakure who came to take part in the Chunin Exam in Konoha.

Well, to put it bluntly, it means being a tour guide, but Menma has a more appropriate way of saying it: "So, let me go to receive the foreign master, right?"

Hongdou tilted her head, with confusion and puzzlement written all over her face.

"Ahhh, my head feels itchy, it feels like my braids are going to grow out!"

"You have braids, don't you?"

"No, my braids grow on the back of my head, while your braids grow on your hearts."

Hongdou rubbed her fists, making a "crunching" sound of bones rubbing against each other. It was obvious that she was very impatient with the oily talk of the little boy in front of her.

Menma said quickly, "Okay, I've been a member of the Sand Village for a long time. I've even been registered as a member of the Sand Village! I'm going to serve the ninja grandpa who has come all the way from the Sand Village. I dare not neglect him!"

Before the angry Anko could make a move, Menma ran away.

The people Menma will be receiving are: Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro.

On the way to the inn, Menma met the older sister who was very kind to him again.

The black veil covering her face cannot hide her stunning beauty. The traces of stitches on her limbs are consistent with the XP of certain special groups of people (again).

He was wearing casual clothes and no forehead protector.

She is tall, with a net height of 175cm and boots that make her look even taller. She can already look down on many men. The slim-fitting high-necked sleeveless sweater shows off her curvy figure.

However, this beautiful woman who exudes the scent of female hormones is already nearly a hundred years old.

Kakuzu Hokuto of Akatsuki, an S-rank rebel ninja from Takigakure, a famous bounty hunter wandering in the darkness of the ninja world. This is her identity.

Once an old man asked the boy how he viewed the darkness of the ninja village, and the boy replied: "The taller a tree is, the deeper its roots are into the darkness."

"The more it tries to rise to higher and brighter places, the more powerfully its roots stretch into the earth, down below, into darkness, into the depths - into sin."

The old man continued to ask, and Menma's answer was even more to his liking: "The essence of power is alienation, and if the power carrier wants to achieve its own expansion, it will inevitably violate morality."

His concise words expressed a summary of his own thoughts that no one else could understand and even he himself found it difficult to express.

Reproduction is the instinct of living things and the instinct of cells.

Even those who claim to be superior humans, who are not obsessed with the bloodline inheritance of having children, would also hope to continue their lives in other ways...

Let yourself live longer, let yourself be remembered by others, and let your traces exist in the world longer.

Danzo Shimura regards himself as the successor of Tobirama Senju's will, and this young man as the successor of his will and the continuation of his life.

"Money is more open-minded than language, law, culture, religion, and social mores."

“Of all the belief systems created by humans, only money can transcend almost all cultural divides, regardless of religion, gender, race, age, or sexual orientation.”

"Thanks to the money system, people can work together even if they don't know each other and don't know each other's character."

Until now, Danzo still remembers these wise words of Uzumaki Menma, and implements the strategy proposed by Menma of "providing huge sums of money and generous salaries, regardless of background, and recruiting talents from other places".

So, under the temptation of huge money and generous salary from Danzo, Kakuzu was recruited.

Akatsuki and Itachi had an agreement that she was in charge of Konoha and no one else was allowed to attack Konoha.