Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Her IQ is not low, but her ability to make immediate judgments about situations and formulate response strategies is very weak...

She also lacks the skills necessary for frontline ninja combat, and is only suitable for staying in the rear where there is no urgent pressure and no emergencies...

And now, it's Sakura's turn to make a mistake again: just because she was worried that a passing squirrel would step on the trap, in order to drive it away, Sakura exposed the trap she set.

The squirrel was released by the Oto-nin sent by the snake princess. Although the intention was not to test the trap, the squirrel was equipped with an explosive tag...

The correct way for a ninja to deal with it is to hit the enemy accurately with the kunai and kill it, but Sakura did not do that.

Just as Menma said, Sakura has poor ability to respond to emergencies and is not suitable to be a ninja.

Toss, Sack, and Jean, these are the Otogakure ninjas who took part in this Chunin Exam. Even though they emerged from the lowest level of test subjects, they could not escape the fate of being used as cannon fodder by Snake Princess.

The mission given to them by Snake Princess was to kill Uchiha Satsuki, but Toss noticed the curse mark on the neck of the unconscious girl disguised as a man in the tree hole, and his heart tightened.

The curse seal is definitely not something that can be found everywhere.

The curse seal bestowed by Lady Snake is a gift that contains great power and is a luxury product that allows people to obtain part of the power of "immortality".

This is considered a reward, a mark of being recognized by the Snake Princess. Only a handful of people in the entire Otogakure can obtain this power.

In order to gain the recognition of Snake Princess and to be given this power, the Otonagakure ninjas fought tooth and nail.

Toss was the smartest among the three of them, and he was naturally thinking about what was going on, while Sack and Qin were busy carrying out their mission.

Sakura was already very weak, and enlightenment didn't increase her strength. She kept saying, "I'll protect them this time!" But...

Sack's air pressure attack hit her, which made her lose her ability to fight. Duck knelt on the ground powerlessly, with her long pink hair grabbed by Jean.

"Your hair is prettier than mine!" Qin, who was in a playful mood, taunted her in a sarcastic tone: "You are also a ninja, and you pay so much attention to your appearance..."

"If you have time to take care of your hair, why not spend more time practicing! You sow!"

Although these words are unpleasant to hear, they are all true. Sakura, who usually neglects training, is the weakest among the group of Genin taking the exam.

At this moment, Menma was hiding in the tree, just watching, just watching, just watching, just like a certain senior knight.

He was the invigilator of this exam and according to the rules he couldn't sneak in, but when had he ever followed the rules?

The reactionary public security, procuratorial and judicial organs should have been smashed long ago (with confidence).

I work in the police force at night and work here at Mitarai Anko during the day. This time I'm really being exploited like a leek.

However, as an invigilator, Menma naturally could not interfere with the exam openly, so he could only use some small tricks.

This is not because he adheres to so-called principles. As the founder of the science of winning and the science of failure, he has flexible code of conduct. He just chooses a lower-risk method.

Time goes back to a few dozen minutes ago, when Menma found Ningning.

Menma trusted Ningning, with whom he had an "accomplice" bond, so he only notified her, and met with her when she got rid of Tiantian and Xiao Li and acted alone, and asked her to bring Tiantian and Xiao Li to support here.

But Ning Ning did not agree immediately. She asked, "Answer me a question first."

"what?"

"Are you really going to date Ms. Hinata?"

A monster with intense emotions is hidden beneath the calm lake water. This should be Ningning's current state.

What would happen if he answered incorrectly?

This time, Menma did not make a mistake. He answered without hesitation: "Of course not."

However, the plan did not go so smoothly, because not long after, Tiantian and Ningning had an argument over the next course of action.

"Here? This is totally different from what we agreed upon! And we have already collected all the scrolls, so there is no need to go anywhere else."

So, there is this situation:

Thinking that no one was around to see him and he wasn't embarrassed, Menma just knelt on the ground.

He hugged Tiantian's thighs and pleaded without any dignity: "Tiantian, Tiantian, please!" He was just short of kissing her toes.

However, Tiantian still falls for his tricks.

She sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, there's nothing I can do about you!"

However, before Menma could be happy, Tiantian suddenly changed the subject: "I'll say." She leaned over and stared at Menma with eyes like a lion locking onto its prey and wanting to devour it, which made Menma shudder.

"I say, Hinata's confession, will you accept it?"

The tone was low, like the interrogation of a prisoner.

Menma hesitated for 0.01 seconds before stammering, "Of course not!"

"Well, that's no problem." Tiantian showed a smiling face, as if the gloomy face just now had never appeared.

Yes! Even if it means risking disqualification from the exam, they are still willing to help Menma. This is not just pure friendship, but a debt of love owed to him.

Time goes back to the present, when these Sound Ninjas are about to make their next move...

"A country bumpkin like the Sound Ninja is actually so complacent just because he beat a second-tier small character!" This is Ningning's voice.

The Otogakure ninja looked in the direction of the sound and saw a famous ninja girl standing on the tree. She was dressed in white and looked proud and arrogant. Her white eyes were even more captivating. The three Otogakure ninjas, who had been so arrogant, actually felt like retreating.

Faced with Ningning, Tiantian, Xiao Li and the other three, the Otonagakure Ninja was completely defenseless and had no choice but to put down the scroll, beg for mercy and retreat.

This made Menma sigh: Such a dignified beg for mercy? I learned it, I learned it, the skill of eating for free +1

Menma has a very bad opinion of Otogakure, and he scoffs at the outrageous rumor in Konoha that "Otogakure values ​​talent."

Do they value talent? They value “successful test subjects” who have been selected through Darwinian competition as guinea pigs at the grassroots level.

These low-level mice do not have the right to life as human beings and can be sacrificed at will to undergo various life-threatening experiments and drug testing activities.

The few who are similar are people like Toss, Sack, and Qin...

If we go further up, we'll see elites like the Otogakure Four...

Kaguya-kunmaro, that is the ultimate roll, her strength is second only to the snake princess...

That's a more cruel pyramid...

One needs to kill ten, a hundred, or a thousand times more test subjects than oneself to reach their position.

In the eyes of the Hokage, there is only a distinction between close and distant relatives; in the eyes of Snake Princess, everyone except herself is a expendable test subject, and she evaluates them based on their purely utilitarian scientific research value and "pleasure" value.

However, people tend to overestimate themselves, firmly believing that they are not test subjects to be killed, but will become successful people above thousands of people.

But wasn't the source of the "Otonagakure Paradise" rumor Menma himself? Just like those political jokes.

In order to criticize Konoha, he used the flat conversion method to prove that Otogakure 2000 ryo> Konoha 3000 ryo, and used the rice comparison method to compare the treatment of the four Otogakure people with Konoha's Genin.

The whole thing is: give Konoha a little Otogakure shock.

As for those thousands of test subjects who have become nothing more than dry bones? Why did you pick this incident to report? What is your purpose?

No one considers them as human beings! It is just a necessary sacrifice for science! No one would think that they would become the low-level experimental subjects in the past.

However, thanks to Menma, many Konoha rebel ninjas have joined Snake Princess's Otogakure in recent years.

For example: Shuimu......

He gave up his good life as a teacher in Konohagakure Ninja School and went to Otogakure to fight, but now his life or death is unknown.

It is understandable that people want to live a good life in Kumogakure or Iwagakure, but it is really unbearable to live a good life in Otonagakure.

Well, thinking about it, Menma seems, should, maybe, probably...

Maybe he really did accept benefits from Snake Queen?

043 Sazuki is turning evil...

Xiao Li went to patrol and guard the surroundings, Tian Tian was treating Sakura's injuries, and Ningning entered the tree hole to check on the injuries of Satsuki and Naruko.

Satsuki's condition is more serious than Naruko's, at least that's what Ningning saw with her Byakugan open.

However, this is indeed the fact. The curse that Snake Princess planted on Sazuki and the verbal provocation she made against her made her, who was already in a low mood, fall into an even darker abyss.

She was never as smart, outstanding, or great as her sister. She was always thinking about the grand things such as family, ninja village, country, and ninja world.

She once had her own happy fantasy: to be with the person she loves and spend the rest of her life with him, just like her father and mother.

She would imagine this scenario: At night, when she, already a married woman, is cooking in the kitchen, she hears the door opening.

"Satsuki, I'm back!"

"Welcome back, dinner is ready."

After dinner, Menma rested his head on her legs and kept complaining about what happened that day, being very nagging.

What she thought was a small dream has now become such a luxury.

But when is this kind of dream not a luxury?

Is it possible that the person who is observing this world can be with the person he loves and spend the rest of his life happily together?

After going through so much, Zuo Yue still does not have that long-term vision. She is just a poor girl who carries too much, is almost crushed by the burden of hatred, and longs for happiness in her heart.

This is Uchiha Satsuki's current dream, this is her despair that she has nowhere to express, this is the emotion that she only reveals in her heart:

“Even you think I’m insignificant?” The girl laughed a laugh that could no longer be called laughter: “Ha…hahaha…hahahahaha…”

"Are you going to abandon me too?"

"I said such nice things, but I ended up like those guys!"

"Like those people who took the liberty to take advantage of me and then took the liberty to be disappointed in me!"

"Forget it. I am a defective Uchiha. I will be abandoned anyway."

The girl tied stones all over her body and walked towards the abyss in front of her.

One step... Two steps... Three steps...

If we go any further, there will be no going back.

Take a deep breath and take the last step with all your strength.

Then, the girl fell into the bottomless abyss.

Reality seemed to reflect the situation in the dream. The surface of Satsuki's skin was covered with black tattoos spreading from the neck.

Ning Ning didn't understand this, so she walked out of the tree hole and shouted, "Menma, come and see."

Sakura, who was thanking Tenten, was stunned when she heard this and looked at Ningning with doubt. Her thought at this moment was: How could Menma come here?

But the impossible happened, Menma appeared under her incredible gaze.

A familiar figure emerged from the bushes, trotted over with a hunched back, and looked around with a shifty look in his eyes.

If it weren't for his good looks, if it were someone else, a pure comedy star, it wouldn't feel out of place to say "The Imperial Army asked me to give you a message."

"Keep your voice down." Menma, who was running towards Ningning, made a shushing gesture to signal her to be quiet, and complained, "You want to kill me, right?"

Then, in front of Sakura's shocked gaze, Menma put his arm around Ningning's shoulders and pulled her into the tree hole. They looked so afraid of being seen by others that if you didn't know, you would think they were going in to do something shameful!

Sakura stood there in a daze for about a few dozen seconds, then she shook off Tiantian who was treating her injuries and ran straight towards the tree hole, regardless of how Tiantian was shouting behind her.

As soon as she approached the tree hole, Sakura heard the following conversation:

"You should have a way."

"Ah, yes, yes! As long as I use the seal to seal evil, everything will be fine."

Sakura went in without a second thought, rushed to Menma and begged, "Menma, please, save Satsuki!"

It was clearly a plea, but Sakura felt aggressive, as if she had to make Menma agree.

Ningning, who was standing nearby, did not interrupt, but just watched the show with interest.

Menma's reaction made her feel happy and amused. The relaxation between her brows and the slightly upturned corners of her mouth told of her mood at the moment.

However, Menma gave this answer without even thinking: "It doesn't matter. I won't do anything."

Sakura's expression froze. At this moment, Tiantian had already arrived at the door of the tree hole and saw their argument.

"You have to give up first before I can help you. Is that okay?" Menma asked.

Sakura seemed to be thinking about something, and was tangled for a while. No one knew what she was thinking. After a while, she seemed to have made up her mind and made the following shocking statement: "As long as you can save Satsuki-kun and Naruko-san, I will agree to date you."

Yes! This is how Sakura's brain works. Her mind is full of love and romance. Even at this moment, she still came up with the answer that "Menma didn't save Satsuki because he likes her and is jealous of her."

The current Sakura also makes Menma feel like he is seeing the fairies in Soul and Red Book. He doesn't understand how this kind of person's worldview is formed.

After hearing this, Tiantian, who was still watching, could no longer bear it and put his hands on his hips and condemned: "Hey, hey, what nonsense are you talking about! You actually threaten people with this kind of thing, you..."

Menma's voice rang out: "Sakura, do you know why Satsuki doesn't like you?"