Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Husband and wife, what a comfortable relationship.

So warm, I feel like I'm addicted...

But what is Menma thinking in his heart?

It's fake, all fake, just a show.

Humans are social animals and are easily disciplined. Although it is cruel, it is a fact.

How can a righteous person defeat an evil person? That is to be smarter and more ruthless than the evil person. Otherwise, a righteous person cannot defeat an evil person.

You think this little red-haired girl is cute, but when she crushes you to death with sand like she would crush an ant, do you still think she is cute?

The three views follow the five senses? That's because the knife is not on your neck, that's all.

Menma only sees Gaara as a tool, just...

He took great care of his tools, and truly had a lifelong iron rice bowl, to the extent that "I will take care of your wife and children, and you don't have to worry about anything."

Instead of being like some people in power, who shout about human rights and the people, but actually squeeze people like consumables and dry batteries and throw them away after use.

On the contrary, just during these few days of getting along, Gaara stayed close to Menma, and the sunlight that was too hot for ordinary people was just enough to melt her frozen heart.

She knew clearly that this warmth might be false and that she might be betrayed, just like before, but she still couldn't bear to give up this warmth.

However, the white vinegar jar was overturned.

At the entrance of Menma's house, Bai stood there, welcoming Menma and Gaara who had just returned home.

She was very gentle to Menma, helping him take off his coat and shoes, even though Menma looked reluctant and said, "I can do it myself."

But she had a different attitude towards Gaara who was standing at the entrance.

"Miss, could you please go back to your previous residence?" Bai said to Gaara with a smile but politely. The air was filled with the smell of gunpowder from the Shura field.

On this day, the film crew in which Ms. Fuji Yukie was participating came to Konoha for filming.

Konoha is a military stronghold, so we naturally cannot just shoot it at will. We have to apologize to the people of the whole country.

Although filming was finally allowed, the location was restricted and ninja supervision was required.

When Menma asked the Sandaime Hokage what to do about his mission to "entertain Gaara," he was answered, "Ah, just take her with you."

So, it became like this, Menma was always followed by a calabash girl doll.

In the morning, with the sun shining brightly, the crew was carrying out the shooting preparations in an orderly manner, and Miss Fuji Fuze Xuehui was putting on makeup.

However, her eyes always unconsciously glanced elsewhere, towards where the young man was.

Menma, Gaara, and a special jonin whose name is unknown (Genma Shiranui), the three of them were sitting on the ground playing cards, looking very comfortable.

This is nothing. Xiaoxue has already gotten used to this guy's habit of slacking off anywhere. What she cares about is the little kid who sticks around this guy.

She clung to Menma, perhaps too tightly.

Xiaoxue raised her eyebrows, feeling a little unhappy.

Jealous? Of course I am jealous.

Regardless of the fact that she is such a beauty and a big star, she just likes to stick with that weird little guy with words on his forehead.

The cruel experience has matured her mind, and she has long realized her feelings: she has fallen in love with this guy...

After finishing her makeup, she held her head high and chest puffed out, pretending to be arrogant, and shouted loudly: "Come here!"

The boy who was playing cards sighed, helplessly placed the cards in his hand on the ground, and solemnly warned: "Hey, don't peek at my cards!"

Then he stood up from the ground, dusted himself off, and went to Xiaoxue.

Seeing how skilled he was, it seemed that he was already used to Xiaoxue's willfulness and would satisfy her willfulness.

Menma came up to her and Xiaoxue said, "Tell me a joke!"

So, next is Menma's impromptu Konoha joke segment:

Joke 1:

One of the questions during the ANBU approval process is: "What do you think of Konohagakure?"

One person responded: "Like my wife."

"how to explain?"

"First, I love her; second, I'm afraid of her; third, I want to change her."

Joke 2:

At the Konoha Mausoleum, people are queuing up to watch the changing of the guard at the tomb of Hashirama Senju.

A child asked, "Dad, why do they always have to guard this tomb?"

"Haven't they always said?" the father replied, "Hashirama is immortal. What if he can't stand it anymore and decides to come out?"

Joke 3:

"Grandma, how is Senju Hashirama?"

"Of course, grandson, he's fine."

"What about Tobirama Senju? Is he bad?"

"Bad, of course it's bad."

"Where's Sarutobi Hiruzen? How is he?"

"We'll know when he dies."

Joke 4:

One day, the Konoha ninja came to the home of a ninja who had just returned from the village and asked: What do you think of life in other ninja villages?

The ninja replied: Living abroad is a cannibalistic life, but in Konoha, living in the ninja village led by the great Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, the situation is completely the opposite.

But who understands these jokes?

The crew members didn't understand. They were from other places and didn't get the point, but they could hear some sarcastic meaning.

Gaara could understand some of it. After all, she was a ninja and she knew the basic knowledge of ninja history.

Genma Shiranui understood it very well. No one understood it better than him. He had been able to hear these kinds of malicious political metaphor jokes since ten years ago.

At first: What bastard made such a treasonous statement? He should be arrested.

After a few years: some of the words still make sense and cannot be completely denied.

Now: Who cares! More, more, I love hearing this.

However, Xiaoxue could understand, she could understand completely.

During the time they spent together, she had unknowingly become more or less assimilated by this guy's nagging.

I fell in love with someone...

He is much younger than me, a child...

Um......

She seems to be only five or six years younger than me, but...

He can make me happy, cheerful and forget my fears.

He can give me a sense of security and a sense of dependence...

I have fallen in love with him and I want to get this happiness.

At this moment, the exiled princess of the Snow Kingdom seemed to have made some kind of decision.

049 Uzumaki Menma's Ninja World War Plan

This is what happened in the inn where Gaara, Temari and their group stayed, but it is unknown to the public:

Temari, the princess of the Sand Village, is fierce, valiant, heroic, and vicious, but she does not like war.

Yes! Even people with this kind of personality don't like war, and they also understand that war means death.

Relatives, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and even yourself may die in war.

Faced with Maki's order, Temari immediately refuted and questioned: "Why start a war now?"

"You have made so many sacrifices and finally signed the alliance treaty. If you tear up the treaty like this, many more people will have to sacrifice."

Maki said: "Ninjas themselves are props of war, and the alliance treaty itself is a threat to us."

"You Genin may not know that the foolish lord of the Wind Country used this treaty as an opportunity to begin to forcefully cut the military spending of our ninja village."

"Because the military strength of the Sand Village is low, Lord Kazekage, who sensed the crisis, decided to join forces with Otogakure. The coming of war will let the stupid lord know that his optimism is wrong."

Kankuro did not get involved in the topic. He only knew that a ninja's duty was to obey orders, and he completely agreed with what Mr. Maki said.

Gaara did not get involved in this topic, her mind was filled with the image of the young man.

That day, Yue Guang Ji Feng found Mao Yue Xi Yan, hoping to get her approval.

"Well, you did a good job."

Xiyan responded calmly and perfunctorily, then turned and left.

People admire the strong and hate the weak. What can we do about it? It's human nature.

Jifeng values ​​Xiyan, but Xiyan never values ​​Jifeng.

Although her ideas and concepts have changed, she only retains the god she admires in her heart.

Gekkou Hayate could no longer bear it, so he went to the office where the Hokage was.

"Hokage-sama, please give me the test to be promoted to jonin!"

The Third Hokage has been in charge of the Ninja Village for decades. Every tree and grass in the Ninja Village is in his eyes, and he has watched the young people of the Ninja Village grow up.

Old, elder, knowledgeable, and well-informed, these are his labels.

How could he not know Moonlight Gale's strength and qualifications?

Would he not know why Gekkou Hayate was so obsessed with becoming a jonin?

Yes, he knows everything.

He knew very well that Uzuki Yugao was obsessed with Uzumaki Menma.

He had tried to persuade Xiyan many times and knew how determined she was.

He had tried to persuade Ji Feng many times and knew Ji Feng's obsession.

How to choose?

Even if Hayate becomes a Jonin, it will still be of no use. Xiyan doesn't love him. Is it possible to force Xiyan to marry Hayate?

The Hokage is not a dictatorial monarch. Even if a dictatorial monarch forcibly arranges a marriage, it will hurt the loyalty of his subjects and soldiers.

And most importantly...

It was just like Menma's usual boasting: "My united front value is much higher than you bunch of scumbags, what right do you have to compare your misery with mine?"

I love Konoha because I am the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. I have no worries about food and clothing. I live in a separate house in Konoha. I am called a high-ranking official in Konoha, and I am called a landlord and a rich man outside...

I call the Hokage an old man, the rich family's students my friends, and the three ninjas are my masters...

No matter how bad I am, I can still become a jonin. My starting point is your end point. Without Konoha, how can I enjoy these privileges?

What about you?

Which one is more important, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki or the Special Jonin?

What is the ending of Feiyangyang?

What is the ending of a dog licker?

Ji Feng could no longer suppress his inner anger, and he was determined to kill the fox.

No matter what the consequences were, he was prepared to die.

Hayate blamed all of this on the young boy.

Magic, he must have used some magic to confuse everyone in the ninja village. He is a monster!

Hayate had full confidence in his own judgment, and he was also fully confident in his own strength. He never thought that he was inferior to that brat. His only awareness was that he would be judged by the Ninja Village.