Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

"Ahhh, what's wrong with me!"

He held his head with both hands and shook it vigorously, trying to sober himself up.

However, this only reminded her of the gift she received on her birthday a few days ago (Ya’s birthday: 7.7).

It was given by that guy Menma.

Only that guy remembered his birthday.

I never celebrate my birthday.

That's right, the palpitations and the ripples in my heart became more and more severe...

She also fell into the boy's "love trap".

Menma remembered all of their birthdays and would often send them gifts (with borrowed money) on small holidays.

Menma Uzumaki always believed in the power of love.

Therefore, Uzumaki Menma always looked down on the Uchiha:

The Uchiha were too stupid and spiritually backward, and would only immerse themselves and lose themselves in the power they suddenly gained.

When the Uchiha thought, the world laughed.

The Senju are much stronger than the Uchiha.

They actually built a political organization called "Ninja Village".

They understand human hearts.

They are mentally mature and stable.

The Uchiha were immersed in the power of the Sharingan and fell into path dependence: using illusions to manipulate people's minds and stimulate their spirits to gain power.

Therefore, they give up understanding mortals and society.

They are too arrogant.

Without these conditions, the Thousand Hands would need to practice more steadily to gain power, delve into theories, and delve into people’s hearts.

The Thousand Hands are so popular because they choose to hug people.

Even someone with a bad personality like Uchiha Madara could be deceived by Hashirama's love.

This is Menma Uzumaki's view of love: Love is deception! Human beings need love and need to be deceived! I will deceive all of humanity to make them happy!

Reason: The highest principle of the soul, distinguishing truth and judging right from wrong.

Passion: the natural ally of reason, an emotion that is consistent with reason.

Desire: Physical desire can obey reason or betray reason.

And Menma is a person who has these three things mixed in.

Rationality: I want to conquer the world.

Passion: I want to conquer the world!

Desire: I want to conquer the world?

Women are just tools to conquer the world.

In Menma's room, he was sorting out the clothes he had just bought.

Who are these clothes for?

From small to large, all kinds of styles are available.

Menma categorizes these clothes into:

Lolita Group: One for Hanabi, one for Snake (Snake Princess's Lolita form), one for Scorpion (Scorpion's Lolita form)...

Girlfriend Group: For Satsuki, for Satsuki, for Satsuki...

Menma picked up a bunny girl outfit and muttered to himself, "I have to find a way to make her wear it."

Apparently, Satsuki's bunny hopping really hurt his XP last time.

And then there is…

The stunningly beautiful pink-haired woman appeared, picked up a set of clothes and compared them to her body.

"Oh, is this bought for me?"

"It doesn't fit well. Master is so careless~"

"I know her figure very well, but I still bought the wrong one."

"Well, Master, come and comfort me, Tamamo-chan is angry now~"

Menma ignored Tamamo's complaints and coquetry.

"So, isn't it obvious that these are not bought for you?"

"Huh? Master is really going too far!"

Tamamo threw her clothes away and pressed her whole body forward.

Menma had his back to her, so the two soft parts were pressed against his back.

Two slender arms hooked around her neck, and her long hair slid to her shoulders, exuding a very tempting and lusty feminine scent.

The itching in the ears is accompanied by pleasant sounds:

"Could it be~"

"Is my charm not as good as those women?"

"Ok?"

Menma replied, "This is just a necessary means to train the tools."

The sudden coldness made Tamamo feel a little uncomfortable.

Ah! Did you take off the mask just now? The mask called "nonsensical and optimistic personality".

Tamamo got up from him, sat on the bed, leaned back, supported her hands on the bed, and chattered:

"Master is also addicted to women! Tsk, you are so hypocritical."

"My beauty is number one in the world. Compared to me, those women are just vulgar things."

"Hey, Master, please take a serious look at Tamamo-chan~"

"Tamamo-chan is definitely more attractive than them~"

Obviously, she looks jealous and angry now.

Red Sand Scorpion...

Konoha Snake...

They didn't expect to meet in this way.

In Menma's home, they sat kneeling on both sides of the tea table in the posture of little girls.

"This is Little Snake."

"This is Little Scorpion."

"Yeah, they're all friends."

Menma confidently introduced them to each other.

But does this need an introduction?

"Hello, little snake." (I'll kill you later)

"You're welcome, Ms. Scorpio~" (Then let's give it a try~)

They greeted each other like this.

Since Menma was still there, they did their best to suppress themselves.

In short, the atmosphere was very weird and full of gunpowder, but Menma just thought it was a normal daily routine in Shura Field.

Ahhh, popular men are such a pain in the ass!

Okay, go into Asassin mode, treat them all equally, pour them tea, and sit down.

On the left is a cute girl with short red hair who looks like a doll...

On the right is a girl who is equally petite, but has straight black hair that is more charming than her age...

Snake Princess took the initiative to attack, her whole delicate body fell into the boy's arms, and said delicately:

"Menma brother~"

"Menma brother~"

"So boring! Is there anything fun to do?"

The scorpion smacked its lips, leaned its petite body against the boy, and placed the boy's left hand on its waist.

In an instant, the young man was surrounded by beauties on both sides.

If measured by the number of murders, these two men are executioners, butchers, and demons who have killed tens of thousands of people.

First is Snake Princess:

Ten thousand snakes, each time they are summoned, hundreds of human sacrifices are offered as food.

Of course, there were very few situations that could force the Snake Princess to summon thousands of snakes, but over the decades, she had summoned them quite a few times.

Not to mention the people she killed on the battlefield, there were many test subjects who died at her hands.

Then there is Miss Scorpion:

In order to create human puppets, they constantly kill people and take their lives.

It is not known whether he received the mission to test the performance of puppets or on the underground black market, but he has a dark history of attacking and destroying countries and massacring towns.

Indeed, they are not lunatics who kill people meaninglessly.

Their killing is highly rational and purposeful, with the mentality of being at the mercy of others.

Even the Kages of the five major ninja villages can be killed if they get serious.

But these two terrifying women with vicious hearts were now trying their best to please the young man in their own way, and a fierce competition for females had started.

Menma made an excuse to go out.

Without people to get in the way, without people they care about, the confrontation between Miss Scorpion and Princess Snake begins.

"Why betray the organization?"

Facing Scorpion's question, Snake Princess giggled and replied: "Betrayal? Isn't that too harsh to say? Hehe~"

"Come to think of it, I joined that organization just for those eyes."

"By the way, don't you have other purposes as well?"

Scorpion sneered and said in a mocking tone: "Oh? It seems that you are not afraid that the leader will kill you personally?"

"Uh huh huh~"

"why are you laughing."

"You have been tamed and become very obedient~"

Scorpion heard the irony and said angrily: "I will kill you."

"Is this really okay? Doing it here?" Snake Queen raised her eyebrows and reminded her.

He raised his teacup, took a sip of tea gracefully, and then said, "Poisoning is useless to me, but if you don't care about the child's life, just ignore what I said~"

Obviously the same Xian 10......

Obviously, Scorpio was more seriously affected by the effect of love, and was actually controlled by Snake Princess.

There's no way, I'm too restrained.

Scorpion is the most skilled in using poison. Even figures like the Hokage and the Kazekage will die if they are poisoned by her.

However, Snake Princess's special physique makes her immune to her poison...

Even if the tea was spiked with poison strong enough to kill Fengying, Snake Princess would still be unharmed.