Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

In this cruel world of ninja, there has never been any "universal compulsory education". Knowledge is in the hands of a few people in ivory towers, and this is especially true for military technology such as ninjutsu.

Menma knows this very well. There are two main channels for ninja upgrades:

1. Ninja Family: You are a ninja trained by your family. You learn from your master within the family. When the time comes, you just need to participate in the rating assessment of the ninja village.

2. Become an apprentice: If a Chunin or Jonin master takes a liking to you and is willing to take you under his wing and be your guarantor, even if you are an orphan or a civilian without a ninja family background, your master can still teach you ninjutsu and recommend you to participate in the ninja rating assessment.

That's right, there is no ninja school, because more than 90% of ninjas graduated from the above two tracks.

Konoha Ninja School: It is the third track of Konoha Ninja, which is even more outrageous than Kyo's household registration.

Don't underestimate the Ninja School. Although this school can only teach theoretical knowledge and cannot teach any ninjutsu, it is a place where many Ninja families want their children to enter but cannot.

For example: There are 28 students in Menma's class, divided into nine groups, of which only three groups can graduate successfully.

Think about it, what kind of elimination rate is this? Even if you multiply it tenfold, with ninety people graduating each year, there would only be nine hundred in ten years. How many years has Konoha been established?

Ninja School is originally used to brush elites, just like the card pool of a crappy card drawing game. If you are unlucky, you will get 3 stars, but the minimum probability is 4 stars, and 5 stars will pop up from time to time.

Ninja School is such a card pool, and you can definitely get an SSR every few classes.

009 Date: Hinata Hanabi, she is just my tool

Students who successfully graduate will definitely be assigned to excellent teachers, and there is a certain probability that they will be assigned to the Hokage class.

Congratulations at this time, you are on the list of candidates for Hokage. The position of Hokage is passed down through the master-disciple relationship.

As long as you promise not to die, even if you can only become a jonin in the future, the Hokage will still use you as a close confidant and arrange important positions for you.

What? Jonin is worthless? That doesn't exist.

Konoha's political structure is such a strange mechanism. In Menma's words, it is a parliamentary system with Konoha's characteristics.

This is mainly reflected in the fact that the Jonin has the right to vote on major resolutions, including the election of Hokage.

The ninja village is a combination of ninja clans, and other ninja clans must have the right to speak.

You can't let every ninja speak, so the compromise is "powerful ninjas represent other ninjas."

But what is the result?

The fact is that the Jonin only represents the interests of their own family and does not represent the interests of other unrelated families.

A family without a jonin can only rely on a family with a jonin.

The jonin is very powerful, the jonin is very powerful, the jonin is very powerful. I must say this three times because it is important.

The total number of Chunin from the five major countries is close to 100,000, and with Genin included, there are over 100,000.

However, it is hard to say whether the total number of jonin in the five major countries is more than a thousand.

A jonin is not a low-level jonin. Take the Iwagakure ninja who made Kakashi suffer in the battle of Kannabi Bridge as an example. That is the normal level of a jonin.

A jonin is the backbone of a ninja village and an all-round talent with both literary and martial skills. Even a muscular jerk with the worst brain can perform various duties.

Moreover, there is only one Kage in a ninja village. No matter how strong the other ninjas are, their ninja class will remain at the Jonin level.

Danzo, Konoha White Fang, the Three Ninjas, no matter how famous their titles are, they are all considered Jonin.

Before Uchiha Madara defected and before Senju Tobirama became Hokage, they were both classified as jonin.

Therefore, the rank of Jonin is one with a high lower limit and an upper limit that is far higher than the original rank.

Giving them power is more like saying that they themselves have this kind of united front value, and their opinions must be taken into account.

The Ninja School can be said to be equivalent to the military school where a certain chairman once served as the principal. As long as you are lucky enough to get in, no matter how badly you do in the future, the Hokage will take care of you.

Let's take a step back and say that even if you didn't become a jonin.

For example, Iruka-sensei is just a Chunin, but isn't he pretty relaxed? He has missions, a position, and a future. If he works harder, he can become the principal.

If Principal Iruka becomes the Hokage, Menma will agree wholeheartedly, because then he can keep playing the "President's opinion" meme. It would be even more fun if he could also see the airdropped imperial edict during the Ninja World War.

All in all, today, the dust has settled, and Menma has determined Konoha's positioning of itself: the direct lineage circle.

The character setting was not in vain, at least this old man still treated himself as a direct descendant.

Although this is a reasonable and rational choice from the perspective of controlling the Jinchūriki, it doesn't matter.

Okay, I got it. Next time when I burn paper, I will arrange a disco at your grave. And when I criticize your mistakes in the future, I will still give you some credit to save your face.

It was afternoon now. While Menma was sleeping on the table, the jonin teachers came in one after another to take their students away.

However, in reality, Menma only appears to be sleeping, but is actually having a friendly and intimate interaction with Big Sister Tamamo in the spiritual space.

Spiritual space, as the name suggests, is a space composed of spiritual energy.

Yin and Yang, spiritual power and physical power, this is the foundation of this world and the foundation of Chakra.

But what’s interesting is that Menma has the blood of the Uzumaki clan, but his mental power is extremely strong, strong enough to suppress the Nine-Tails.

The relationship between him and Tamamo is also quite interesting, or perhaps his feelings for Tamamo itself are worth pondering: he has been alone, without a father or a mother, and has only this fox by his side from beginning to end.

A person without feelings is definitely not a human being, but Menma never trusted this fox from the beginning to the end.

He believed that the fox would take advantage of his situation when he was weak, and he had no expectations of this naughty fox.

Now, the jonin teachers who took turns entering the classroom led their students away, only...

That Yuhi Kurenai jonin seemed to have a special relationship with Menma, and the glance she gave him was filled with complex emotions such as resentment, hostility, and hatred.

Indeed, Menma and she had a past that could be described as "evil fate".

That was when she was still a Chunin, six years ago.

The Yuhi family is a famous illusion family in Konoha. Yuhi Kurenai's father, Yuhi Shinku, is the patriarch of the family and also a senior ninja who serves as the chief instructor of Konoha.

Although not as dazzling as white fangs and golden flashes, they are also respected elites of the ninja village, just like Nara Shikaku, Akimichi Chouji, Yamanaka Inoichi and others.

However, her father died in the Nine-tail Rebellion.

In terms of the field of illusion, Yuhi is nothing compared to Uchiha, and in terms of family size, Yuhi is not as good as the Nara and Yamanaka families.

The situations of Yuhi and Hatake are similar. Take Hatake as an example. After White Fang's death, the family's status in Konoha was supported by Hatake Kakashi, and the status of the small clan depended on the powerful individuals that appeared occasionally.

Hong is Zhenhong's daughter, so it's understandable that high hopes are placed on her.

However, her talent was not as good as everyone expected. No matter how hard she tried, she was still a Chunin after she turned twenty.

Today, Hong was walking on the street, wearing a conservative Chunin uniform, but this still could not conceal her natural beauty.

She seldom goes shopping, very seldom.

When no one else knew, she would always hide in the forest of Nanhe River, quietly practicing illusion.

Coincidentally, at that time, Menma was also practicing the transformation technique and changed into the appearance of an adult.

All in all, regarding the relationship between the two, Menma is her first love and she is Menma's ex-girlfriend.

No matter how ashamed Xi Ri Hong is to mention this matter or how much she tries to avoid it, this is an indisputable fact.

As we all know, it is natural for exes to be jealous when they meet.

Soon, only Uzumaki Menma, Uchiha Satsuki, and Haruno Sakura were left in the classroom, and their teacher Hatake Kakashi was still nowhere to be seen.

Menma woke up, stretched, and walked to the open window. "It's time for our date. I'm going out for a while and will be back soon!" He stepped onto the windowsill.

"Date?" Sakura asked suspiciously.

For some reason, she felt a sense of suffocation in her heart.

The boy ignored her and jumped down, disappearing from her sight.

However, Sakura was not the only one who felt suffocated after hearing this.

Dating......

Zuo Yue felt as if a stone was pressing on her heart and she could hardly breathe.

For Menma, at this stage, there is no need to maintain his character of liking Sakura anymore, as her usefulness as a tool has ended.

Menma had long been fed up with this woman. If it weren't for the fact that she helped him maintain his image and that even if she had no credit, she had at least contributed some hard work, he would have punched her long ago.

Menma, who was moving back and forth on the roof, would think: Never mind, I am a generous person and I won’t bother with a child.

When I conquer the world, I will reward you with a rich man. I am a kind and generous king and will not treat my tools badly.

Gentlemen, become my tools! Eight hours of work, eight hours of freedom, eight hours of sleep, four-day work week, half a year of paid vacation, abundant food, free medical care, and the lifespan of tools is 200 years.

Even with infinite Tsukuyomi, it can become a game that everyone can enjoy and experience!

Emotions are people's weak spot. Passionate and devoted people are most likely to be exploited and blackmailed by others.

Menma is not a heartless person. He thinks he is not so extreme as to abandon human emotions, but at the same time he will not deny human emotions.

However, this is a world where "you and the people you love may die at any time."

Then, we must prioritize solving the problems of this world. Before that, everything in this world is just a tool, including ourselves.

As the saying goes: If you want to achieve extraordinary things, you must use extraordinary means.

So, the first question now is: well, find the target and go up and beat him first.

The little girl with a rolled eyes who was looking around on the side of the road, as if waiting for someone, suddenly felt a chill on her back.

Before she could turn around, the familiar two dirty hands had already grabbed her slim waist, threw her high up, caught her, and kneaded and pinched her, over and over again.

"Ah, ah, ah! You bastard, hooligan, scum, put me down, put me down quickly!"

"Ahhh, I'm going to tell Father!"

Hinata Hanabi, the second daughter of the main family of the Hyuga clan in Konoha, is also one of the NPCs marked by Menma as those who need to be frequently brushed up on their favorability.

Menma would greet her intimately in this way every time he saw her.

"Really? It would be so embarrassing if others saw this." Hanabi complained to him as she adjusted her clothes.

"What does it matter? It would be better if someone saw it!" Menma said with a smile.

Menma said this, and Hanabi's little face turned red in an instant.

Hanabi's face was puffed up with anger, and she stepped hard on Menma's feet with the soles of her delicate and small jade feet.

This is the daily flirting between Menma and Hanabi today: Hanabi sees Menma as her lover, and Menma sees Hanabi as a tool.

Menma has many more tools like this.

The ending of the hatchet? I never loved them, so where does the hatchet come from?

What I love: The world!

The goal of everything: conquer the world!

Saionji world, just wait for me, I will come to save you soon!

Menma and Hanabi's first meeting dates back to the winter two years ago. At that time, Menma was only ten years old and he had no intention of dealing with Hinata.

The boy was walking down the street. Looking at the dark circles under his eyes, one could tell what had happened today... It was another tough battle, and even though he won...

There were five people hanging on a tree in Konoha Park. They were wearing the clothes of the Hyuga clan and were still children, but older than Menma.

Two of them were wearing Konoha ninja forehead protectors, and it seemed that they had become ninjas.

Without exception, these five people had bruised and swollen faces, looking ten or even nine times more miserable than Mian Ma.

Menma hates the Hyuga clan and the Uchiha clan, and the bigger the clan, the more he hates them.

Do they think they are superior to others and can bully others just because they have a little bloodline? Sooner or later, I will slaughter them.

The hatred in Menma's heart is the hatred of the weak, the hatred of the weak for the strong, and the hatred of the weak for the world.

He hates the strong, he hates the numb, he hates the patient, because it is they who have allowed the world to become what it is today.

People are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts, hell is on earth, and dead bones can be seen on the road.

However, this does not conflict with his use of Hinata as a tool.

But now he doesn’t have the ability to deal with the other party. He is afraid of being beaten and afraid of pain.

But, come to think of it, it seems like he is the one beating people every time.

Except for the Sandaime Hokage, Jiraiya, or the jonin assigned by the Hokage to test his skills, he has almost never lost.

Among his peers, he is invincible. Even if he can't win, he will just run away and hide in the trash can.

When he was young, he was sought after by people much older than him, and this is how he hid.