Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

"Then break up with her."

"That's the Uchiha girl, right? I advise you not to get involved with the people from that family. They are just a bunch of lunatics who can't be reasoned with."

"Of course, I can also accept concubines, as long as they are not women from the Uchiha family."

"After all, the essence of marriage is a political alliance, right?"

So, under Mutsu's coercion and inducement, Menma finally "cheated" and betrayed Satsuki.

In his eyes, marriage and love are just things that can be traded for the "realization of ideals."

For the sake of sexual desire, trading, it's not worth it.

For the sake of ideals, trading is worth it.

072 Uzumaki Menma, destroy the country of thunder!

How could Menma, who hated all the big families, let Uzumaki go?

What's more, he dared to use this to threaten me...

Start writing your short essay!

So in the past few days, Menma racked his brains to write many "words that are not conducive to unity" and "reports that specifically pick on this incident."

There are countless folk songs and ballads, all of which are spread out.

The most famous one in the family is this one:

Outsiders call our clan the "Big Brother Family" or "Big Sister Family".

This statement is probably a translation of what people say.

Alas! Is our clan really old?

Evil! What are you talking about! What are you talking about! There is a young family in my heart!

If you want to talk about the old and young in a clan, please first talk about the old and young in people.

Old people often think about the past, while young people often think about the future.

If you only think about the past, you will feel nostalgic; if you only think about the future, you will feel hopeful.

Only because of nostalgia, we are conservative; only because of hope, we are enterprising.

Only by being conservative can one remain eternally old; only by being enterprising can one constantly renew oneself.

If you only think about the past, everything is what you have already experienced, so you only know how to follow the rules; if you only think about the future, everything is what you have not experienced, so you often dare to break the rules.

Old people often worry a lot, while young people often like to have fun.

Only when you worry too much will you become discouraged; only when you indulge in pleasure will you become arrogant.

Only when you are discouraged, you become cowardly; only when you are full of energy, you become heroic.

Only the cowardly will be content with mediocrity; only the brave will take risks.

Only by being complacent can one destroy the world; only by taking risks can one create the world.

Old people are often bored, while young people are often happy.

Only because I am tired of things, I always feel that there is nothing I can do; only because I like things, I always feel that there is everything I can do.

The old people are like the setting sun, the young people are like the rising sun; the old people are like skinny cows, the young people are like young tigers.

Old people are like monks, young people are like knights.

Old people are like dictionaries, young people are like plays.

Old men are like opium, young men are like brandy.

Old people are like meteorites from other planets, and young people are like coral islands in the ocean.

Old people are like willows after autumn, and young people are like grass before spring.

This is the general difference in personality between the elderly and the young.

It is inherent in human nature, and should be the same for all clans.

At this point, the full text ends.

All the Uzumaki clan members were furious when they saw this.

"Who the hell wrote this? It's a lie to confuse people!"

"This person must be executed for destroying the reputation of our clan."

But some people hold the opposite opinion and say something like: "I think this makes a lot of sense!"

As a result, there are different ideas, disagreements, contradictions, and quarrels.

"I remember now, the last time I saw you meeting with the Ninjas from Kirigakure, I thought you took money from them?"

"You are the one, right? A filial son and grandson of Konoha, you only follow Konoha's lead. The family will only be destroyed by people like you."

On the other hand, after Menma's inflammatory speech last time, Konoha's war mobilization bill was passed without any hindrance.

Were all the jonin convinced?

No, to be precise, all the clan leaders were convinced by him.

After all, the jonin represent the interests of their family. Some jonin are clan leaders themselves, while others obey the clan leaders.

These clan leaders all want war, and they all want to take advantage of the war to expand, because war can make their families rich.

The war displaced more people.

War expanded the power of ninja.

Ninja families were able to annex more land and industries during the war, expanding their power like the growth of branches.

War or peace?

There is no such disagreement in Konoha today, so of course there will be war. Is there any need to ask?

As Menma said:

“There are three types of so-called criminals.”

“The first type is those who break the law, the second type is those who exploit legal loopholes, and the third type is those who make laws for their own benefit.”

"Perhaps the greatest evil in human civilization is the belief in family!"

"In fact, the so-called family is just a tool for human groups to achieve a more efficient complementary relationship when maintaining survival. It is stupid to be controlled by this tool."

"No, it is more accurate to say that the majority of humanity is dominated by a small number of people who know how to manipulate stimuli."

October 9th, tomorrow is Menma's birthday, but this is just an ordinary day for Menma. Having regained his identity as a ninja, he is currently performing street security patrol duties.

Konoha Police Force: Responsible for the management of ninja village security, criminal investigation, military discipline inspection, etc. It has great power and has offended many people.

What Menma usually does is...

In front of a fruit store, I pointed at a watermelon and asked the vendor: "Are your watermelons ripe?"

Or is it......

At the door of the newspaper office, holding the newspaper in hand, he questioned the editor: "Why did you choose to report this incident?"

So, this also explains why the Uchiha are hated by others, right?

Police + patrol + urban management, even many things that offend people are the responsibility of the police force.

After warning the editor and sending him away, Menma looked up at the sky. The dark clouds seemed to reflect the impending war.

The newspapers of the Land of Fire were all full of hatred towards the Land of Earth: all the responsibility was on Iwagakure, there was no need for negotiations, the Land of Fire was defending itself and preparing for war...

This will be an unprecedented war. The entire country will be mobilized during these months, and it seems to be even more hysterical than the Third Ninja World War.

Just as Menma was sighing about all this, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the figure that he hated, didn't want to see, and wanted to avoid.

Naruko Namikaze, the "Golden Princess of Konoha", is surrounded by many people of her age.

Menma subconsciously took a step forward, wanting to enter the newspaper office, but the girl with the blonde twintails had already trotted over without caring about her image: "Menma, tomorrow is my birthday, do you want to come?"

"No time, thanks for the invitation, bye."

Faced with Naruko's invitation, Menma decisively refused.

No one knows Menma's birthday, and even the birthday column in Menma's personal profile is blacked out.

This was Menma's initiative.

He didn't want his birthday to be known by these people, and to do something disgusting like "celebrating his own birthday".

Yes! People who have never celebrated a festival sometimes feel pain because they envy the happiness of others, but this kind of pain is something they have become accustomed to and can endure.

On the contrary, that kind of surprise is really unbearable, disgusting, too disgusting, he is that kind of stubborn person.

On the birthday, everyone came except Menma.

It’s not like no one else invited him, like last time…

After Naruko, Tenten came over with an invitation and found Menma who was patrolling, saying, "Menma, tomorrow is Naruko's birthday, come with me!"

However, Menma rejected her due to being busy with work.

He could handle himself well in such a lively scene, but he did not like it.

and......

What's more important is that Tayuya also came to him and asked him out.

"Hey, go shopping with me tomorrow. I have something I want to buy."

"Then can't you buy it yourself?"

"I have no money."

"Impossible? You can't do the mission?"

"I don't want to do the mission." Tayuya replied, and then said: "I am your lover, you should be responsible for me."

Then, Ino came again.

However, these house-playing games that made the boy feel sick did not last long, and the war between the Fire Kingdom and the Earth Kingdom that the boy had been looking forward to finally began.

The Fourth Ninja War!

This time, the two countries and two villages put all their efforts into it, which seemed like a war to annihilate the country.

Just a few months after the Chunin Exams, the dark clouds of war were already looming over Konoha.

That day, the Hokage summoned Menma to the operations meeting room and asked for his opinion as usual.

Menma still offered suggestions without hesitation:

"The Rain Country has seen more than fifty large-scale wars over the generations, and it's hard to say what's right and wrong."

"But historians have all noticed that it was this ancient battlefield that determined the rise and fall of many countries, so there has been a saying since ancient times that one must fight for the throne of the ninja world."

"That year, the three ninjas led the Konoha ninja army to join the Rain Country in three groups and marched north to recover the Rain Country. On the second day, Hanzo saw that the situation was hopeless and declared a ceasefire."

"No matter what, the force in the battle is 800,000 to 600,000. The advantage is on my side!"

The Land of Fire & Konoha and the Land of Earth & Iwagakure launched such a large-scale war, it is impossible for other countries to sit idly by and remain unmoved.

The Land of Lightning and Kumogakure, who have ambitions to dominate, naturally prepare their military forces and prepare to intervene in the war between Konoha and Iwagakure.

The Sandaime Hokage believed in Menma's talent and promoted him to the rank of Jonin, giving the young man the command of 30,000 soldiers (ninjas and samurai).

Not only Menma was promoted out of turn, but all of his fellow Genin classmates were also promoted to Chunin so that they could join the battlefield.

The Fire Country and Konoha only have 30,000 troops assigned to Menma, and the only ones who can be named and assigned to Menma are:

Konoha's Jonin, Uzuki Yugao, and the ANBU Second Division under her command.

Konoha's jonin, Kurenai Yuhi, and her subordinates who have just been promoted to chunin: Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Chino Aburame.

Konoha's special jonin Mitarashi Anko.

A good cook cannot cook without rice. Aren’t these people useless against Yunyin?

What team does the Raikage lead? Kumogakure!

What team am I leading? You asked me to lead!