Royal Ark, come on!

Royal Ark, come on!

Author: Mu Zixi

Introduction:

Next, welcome to listen to Alfredo’s special report on this legendary figure!

Miss Royal Ark, what do you think about the expulsion of the secretarial team in your port area?

Royal Ark's expression looked a little strange:

How many times have I told you that I am not against eviction!

That... it seems that this is not the issue we are discussing...

Let’s put this question aside for now. What do you think of the queens like Garden and Cheshire that appeared in your port area?

How can I see…wait, doesn’t this question answer the previous one?

There are still other shipgirls in my port area...

Really?

He grabbed Ming Miao who was passing by and started an interview. Ming Miao looked at the look given by Royal Ark and patted his ordinary chest with confidence:

I admit it, meow, although the commander loves to kiss, hug and lift us up, she is a good person and is definitely not that kind of person!

you!

Wait, Alfredo, you seem to be small and cute too!

You...what are you going to do!

Ming Miao picked up the interview manuscript written by Alfredo and stood in front of the camera:

The above is the content of the interview

Volume 1: Becoming an eviction addict?!

"Drip drip!"

Following the reminder from the penguin, Li Xiang opened the group chat very skillfully. As expected, there was another hero showing off his skills by defying the rule of the dog group owner and dog management.

He skillfully selected these pictures in batches and saved them in his mobile phone. Li Xiang thought about it, pressed and held the button silently to withdraw them.

That’s right, Li Xiang is one of the dog managers in this group. With the title of gendarmerie, he manages the group chat for the group owner!

"The pornographic pictures this time are not big enough, I don't like them, I'm withdrawing them! (dog head)"

"Fuck, it's dog management!"

"Oh, I didn't have time to save it!"

“(Emoji: pretending to be stupid, but actually being really stupid)”

"(Emoji: bubbling, hello, and goodbye)"

As expected, as Li Xiang sent out this message, the group suddenly became lively. Even the dog group owner couldn't help but come out and make a comment. Then the process of attacking the dog group owner began:

"The stupid loli group leader has appeared!"

“(The group owner withdrew a message)”

“(Emoji; I want to kick the group owner out of the group chat!)”

“(The group owner withdrew a message)”

"Stupid loli!"

“(The group owner withdrew a message)”

Well, basically, the story is about these people in the group teasing the group owner for being a loli, and then the group owner fights back.

It's just a joke. Everyone knows that the group owner is a handsome pseudo otaku. Could it be that... someone really thinks the group owner is a loli?

But, speaking of which, in Penguin, as long as the avatar is a girl, then you can call her your wife...

I'm not a bad person...so...

"Why is my wife angry again today?"

"Stick~"

Even his own avatar was that of Royal Ark when he mingled in the group.

"Are you an eviction control person?"

"The group leader is so young and so stupid, how could you have the heart to do that to him!"

"Nonsense, I'm not an expulsion addict!"

"emmm..."

"really?"

The person who responded to Li Xiang was a guy with the avatar of Observer Zero, and his title was also given to him by the group owner. Maybe it might seem a little strange in other places, but it seemed very normal in this book club.

And the observer Zero fell into silence after saying this. Li Xiang also felt that he had talked enough in the group, so he turned off his phone.

"Drip drip!"

But after Li Xiang turned off his phone, the message notification sound still came. When he opened his phone again, he saw that Lingjiang was really posting cute pictures...

Looking again, isn’t this the work of several familiar artists from P station?

Even though they are all small destroyers among the KanColle, it doesn’t matter. He, Li Xiang... is very tolerant!

"You still say you are not obsessed with expulsion! @RoyalArk"

"?"

Li Xiang's hands suddenly trembled. Could it be that Ling had discovered that he was secretly saving the pornographic pictures?

However, before Li Xiang finished saving the erotic picture, a message appeared on his phone screen saying that the original message had been withdrawn. Now Li Xiang finally understood the frustration that his group friends had just felt:

Damn! At least wait until I save the picture before retracting it!

However, it is impossible for Li Xiang to admit that he was deported. my country has a complete set of criminal laws...

Besides, Li Xiang is not obsessed with expulsion, it’s just that the person he likes happens to be...

“I saw that you saved all the pictures I sent!”

"???"

"Bullshit, how can our Royal Ark be an expulsion control? It's obviously..."

Li Xiang’s main theme is “denial”, and his main theme is that he has the toughest mouth of all!

"..."

It seemed that Lingjiang was no longer able to cope with Li Xiang’s stubbornness. After replying with a string of dots, she stopped talking in the group.

Li Xiang turned off his phone and skillfully checked the updates of the painters he followed. Sure enough, there were new pictures of the little ship girls.

At this time, Observer Zero, who had been silent in the group for a long time, suddenly spoke:

"Since you hate the expulsion control so much, then become an expulsion control! @RoyalArk"

When someone @s your phone in a group chat, the screen will light up. Li Xiang subconsciously glanced at the phone. His brain just barely saw this line of words, and before he could react, an intense white light appeared on the phone!

"Fuck you!"

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"Crash!"

The waves hit the beach, making a splashing sound, and on the beach, a big sister who should look cool was lying there in a not very elegant posture, which looked like the posture in some defeat CG.

"Well--"

However, the salty smell of the sea water still made him sober up. He opened his confused eyes, stood up unsteadily, and then quickly lay down again:

"I woke up so suddenly, it's weird, I should sleep a little longer..."

Then Li Xiang became even more silent. She seemed to be...that's it, dreaming.

My voice turned into a female one, and I was stranded on a deserted island. Isn't this a common scene in those strange dreams?

However, after lying on the beach for a long time, Li Xiang still found that he showed no signs of waking up.

Helplessly standing up, Li Xiang looked at his long legs, wondering whether he should pinch them, as long as he could feel the pain, it would be reality.

As for the matter of turning into a woman...it's okay, I must have been too excited, it's a small thing and I will recover soon.

"what!--"

As a result, a small crab passing by on the beach bit Li Xiang's foot with its claws, which immediately woke Li Xiang up!

Then, Li Xiang, who had regained consciousness, suddenly realized something and subconsciously touched his crotch:

"Where's my old man Jill?!!!"

The shrill scream echoed across the island, scaring several seabirds that were resting there so much that they almost fell off the trees they were standing on!

"Drip drip!"

Just when Li Xiang, ah, no, just when the Royal Ark was complaining about everything here, the penguin prompt sound came to his mind and brought the Royal Ark back to reality.

Almost as soon as Royal Ark thought of this casually, a holographic screen appeared in front of him, displaying the penguin interface.

"Since you hate expulsion control so much, then become an expulsion control control!"

However, the Penguin interface here is no longer a group chat interface. There is always only an interface with zero dialogue with the observer. It seems that it is afraid of being lectured by the Royal Ark. After saying this, the Royal Ark saw the reminder that the Penguin was successfully uninstalled!

"Expulsion Control! Give me Jill back!"

"Also, Ark Royal is about expulsion, not loli!"

……

ps: New author and new book, thank you for your support!

Part of the meaning of "expulsion control" is actually "loli control". I changed it to pass the review.

Volume 2: With a loli by your side, you can become stronger!

The built-in system of the holographic screen in front of him was based on his own mobile phone. After all, he didn't know whether it was to make himself angry or for some other reason, but Observer Zero kept all the erotic pictures he had saved in the album and didn't touch any of them.

It's just... looking at the bare desktop of the phone, Royal Ark felt a little heartbroken:

She spent a lot of time downloading krkr and ons resources, and left none of them.

There was only an empty Azur Lane icon on the desktop. Little Gaga's expression of resting his hands on his cheeks and blinking his eyes looked cute at normal times, but to Ark Royale now, it seemed like he was mocking himself.

"If nothing unexpected happens, from now on, I will be called Royal Ark..."

Royal Ark thought with some sadness that it would be a lie to say that he was not confused and didn't miss home, but the current situation did not seem like he could go home.

If his mother saw that the son whom she had raised for more than 20 years had turned into such a beautiful woman, she would definitely faint on the spot.

However, the Royal Ark quickly adjusted its mindset:

They come, the security.

In the past, I always boasted in the group about how great it would be to be able to travel to the world of Azur Lane. Now that I have traveled through time, I might as well fulfill my ambitions here!

Besides, the Royal Ark still had a glimmer of fantasy: since Zero could easily send himself to the world of Azur Lane, it meant that he could also easily send himself back.

"Drip drip!"

Just when Royal Ark was planning to study her abilities as a ship girl, her penguin that was supposed to have been uninstalled came back. When she looked at it again, it was still the interface with zero dialogue with the observer.

Even the previous message is still here, but what really made Royal Ark care and complain was this latest sentence:

"By the way, a lolita fan should act like a lolita fan..."

"I kept the ingredients... I kept the most basic abilities of a lolita. From now on, no matter what your original stats are, as long as there's a 'lolita' around you, you'll get a boost!"