Royal Ark, come on!

For ship girls, as long as they are not fatal, they can recover from even a mortal wound. It is just a matter of time. Only fragile humans will be troubled by mortal wounds!

But what if it's not a physical injury? For example, the war trauma syndrome suffered by Observer Alpha...

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Generally speaking, if a ship girl has a commander, her psychological problems can be solved with the commander's patient guidance...

But the problem is, among all the ship girls in the Naval Academy, not all of them can find this one by the time they graduate!

Or, if there is a hospital for the use of ship girls outside, most of the patients treated are free ship girls or newborn ship girls like the hero played by Observer Alpha.

There is no need to treat physical injuries on the KanColle, so all the treatments are used to heal psychological injuries!

After all, this is Azur Lane, not the Warship Girls next door. If the ship girls are injured, they will heal themselves. This is why the psychiatry department is the largest and most professional department in these hospitals!

If the department is large and professional, it will cause a very troublesome thing - everything has to be done according to the procedure!

This is very uncomfortable for a normal person like Observer Alpha... No, it should be said that for a normal guy like Observer Alpha who wants to get out quickly!

If in the Western medical system, most diseases can be quantified by a certain degree, then it is actually very difficult to do this mentally. To confirm the stage of the patient's symptoms and whether they are getting better, a lot of time and energy is needed every time!

As for psychiatry, there are several ways to confirm: questionnaires, inquiries, and conversations!

Well, for humans, they might strictly follow the procedures to prescribe some medicine, but for ship girls, these are the only methods!

Observer Alpha thinks he is a normal person, right?

Well, come over and take a few questionnaires to confirm whether your basic mental state is normal.

If you can't get through this step, then it's naturally impossible to proceed to the next step!

I observed how proud Alpha was, and thought to myself, it’s just a small questionnaire, how difficult could it be?

Then she saw a question like this: Please select your gender:

1. Male

2. Female

3. Male to Female

4. Female to Male

5. Non-binary/non-third gender

6. Gender variant/uncertain

7. Two Spirits

8. Walmart shopping bags

9. Gunship

10. Prefer to describe myself: ________

11. Prefer not to answer

What is all this and what?

Could it be that humans have completed some kind of evolution without knowing it?

As expected, Observer Alpha was defeated by the weird questions in the questionnaire. In order to fight against these weird questions, Observer Alpha spent nearly three days and almost burned the database in his data tower before he passed.

Then comes the second step.

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This second step actually gave Observer Alpha a pretty good impression at first. It wasn't like the police interrogating a criminal in a small dark room, but it brought him to an ordinary environment like someone else's living room...

Well, apart from the fact that all the visible things here are equipped with protective functions to prevent patients from hurting themselves or others, it is still quite comfortable.

Then Observer Alpha was asked some strange questions:

“Is the Earth flat or square?”

"Is the earth the center of the universe? Is the sun the center of the solar system?..."

After Observer Alpha had gone through great pains to answer all these questions, she finally reached the last step, which was for a bunch of old guys in the psychiatric department to conduct a comprehensive evaluation on her. If she passed the comprehensive evaluation, she could be discharged from the hospital!

It has come to this final step, and Observer Alpha thinks there can't be too many pitfalls!

Then a guy was seen holding a cell phone with a completely white screen and asking Observer Alpha what it was.

“Is it a cell phone screen that is glowing white?”

"wrong!"

"The correct answer is...○*, start!"

"???"

For a moment, Observer Alpha even began to doubt whether it was his own mental state that was abnormal or the old professor in front of him was abnormal.

After thinking for a while, Observer Alpha finally calmly put down the brick that appeared in his hand at some point, suppressing the urge to hit the old doctor in front of him with the brick...

However, all this is in the past. From the moment I, Observer Alpha, stepped out of this hospital, a legend began from this step!

"Come on, miss, please lift your feet and make way. We need to sweep this area!"

"Ok!"

……

ps: Family members, who understands, the hard drive fell off!

All the saved drafts are gone hahahaha!

Now I am struggling to recall the outline content...

I just watched half of the civil service exam video!

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As for why I have to act so normal and honest here...

This is the entrance to the Naval Academy Hospital. If I behave in an abnormal way, the security guard in the security room next door will definitely take me back to the hospital for treatment!

What? How could she, an Observer Alpha, not be able to beat an old man in the security room?

All I can say is that Observer Alpha didn't want to use force when facing this old man who was said to have come from Florida.

Besides, even if we beat this old man, what about the gendarmerie he called over?

Even if we defeat the gendarmerie, what about the team that the gendarmerie called over to encircle and suppress the Siren?

If they were all defeated, should she continue her covert mission as Observer Alpha?

So, this is not called following your heart, this is called strategy. Do you understand strategy?

"But speaking of which, where do the Royal Ark live?"

When we said goodbye to Royal Ark, it was a little rushed. Before I had time to ask Royal Ark where they were living, I was sent to the hospital. What should I do now?

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"Wow, isn't this a cute little hero?"

"Why, you're here alone, are you troubled by something?"

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Observer Alpha was in distress when the voice of the Royal Ark came over. Observer Alpha could not help but turn over and saw the very showy Royal Ark:

At this time, Royal Ark had a rose in his mouth and something like a gift box in his hand. He seemed to want to come over to please her and pretended to be very handsome. Little did he know that his observer Alpha had seen through everything!

"Of course I have troubles! For example, a certain bad boy seems to have forgotten about being a hero, right?"

Royal Ark's handsome figure froze for a moment, the rose in his hand drooped, and he handed over the gift box.

"what is this?"

"A change of clothes!"

"The hero has just left the hospital, there's no way he's still wearing this hospital gown!"

Hearing what Royal Ark said, Observer Alpha rolled his eyes at the hospital in annoyance, took the gift box handed over by Royal Ark, and immediately planned to change out of the hospital gown!

"Wait, hero, aren't you... not that fully healed yet?"

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"what happened?"

"How can someone change clothes in the street in broad daylight?"

"Ah...ah?!"

Observer Alpha then realized what a stupid thing he had done. He was used to being carefree in his data tower and really didn't care much about such things.

But now it’s different. We are not in the data tower, and the people around us are not our loyal brothers. We can’t be so casual.

"Then go directly to your place at the Royal Ark?"

"Of course you can. Are you willing to walk around outside in this hospital gown for a while before coming back to my dormitory?"

"Eh? Then tell me, what should we do? Royal Ark?"

"I hope you can give me a satisfactory answer!"

"Let's find a hotel and change clothes first!"

"Besides, I have something else for you!"

"Eh? Then you lead the way, Royal Ark!"

Observer Alpha kept communicating with the Royal Ark in front of her using lines that were in line with her personality as a ship girl, and she hadn't revealed any flaws so far. She was indeed the perfect Observer Alpha!

"Hero, have you really decided... to join our team?"

"Hmm, no, maybe I should ask this:"

"Hero, are you really planning to become... my ship girl?"

"Hey, Royal Ark, are you not confident in your own charm?"

"Or do you think that everything I said was just a joke?"

"..."

"Well... here are some things, take them!"

The Royal Ark handed over something very mysteriously, and Observer Alpha's eyes widened slightly - what the Royal Ark gave over was not the very rare ship equipment for the ship girls?

Although these ship equipments are very rare for the shipgirls, they are not so difficult to obtain for the Sirens. After all, basically 80 to 90 percent of the ship equipments used by the shipgirls now are based on the technology from the Sirens...

But this is different!

The Royal Ark took the initiative to give itself ship equipment!

She has me in her eyes!

Observer Alpha couldn't even describe how happy he was at this moment. Only in this way could he attract the attention of the Royal Ark step by step, and further control the Royal Ark, take charge of the Naval Academy, and reach the peak of the Siren!

"Ahem... As expected of the Royal Ark, I understand what the hero means!"