Uncle, I am not an ordinary office worker.

Uncle, I am not an ordinary office worker.

Author: Sandao

Introduction:

After traveling across time and becoming one of the Blue Gold Leaders of the Helmetless Alliance of Casimir, Roy looked at the module system in his hand that could be switched continuously as long as he worked, and decided that from today on, he would aspire to become the strongest worker in Casimir!

But, isn’t my module a bit abstract?

Loading the [Jeston] module, Roy sneered at the fateful bench and said, "Humph, bench reader, dawn and dusk slasher, I have always had a little doubt about your strength."

Loading the [Bounty Hunter A] module, Roy looked at Skadi in front of him and said, "It's just a sword splitting a mountain. If your strength is only this level, it's not enough to compete with me who punched through Londinium with one punch."

Loading the [Stranger] module, he raised his hand to summon rolling thunder, which gathered into an arrow and swept away all the enemies in front of him. Roy taught Xinteleya: "Watch out, little Platinum, I will only teach you once. This is how assassins act!"

Although the module is weird, I am not an ordinary office worker!

Volume 1: Chapter 1 If you want to be a boss, you must first be able to draw cakes!

In the dark alleys of Casimir, against the glare of the neon lights on the street, a handsome man with shoulder-length black hair and a handsome face showed a distressed expression and earnestly advised the angry little girl in front of him:

"Little Bai Jin, listen to me. Don't be angry. I'm going to tell you the truth. Even though you're busy all day and as lazy as a camel, I'm actually training you to be a leader."

"Think about it, Qingjin has been working for so many years. Monique's position was not occupied by her a few years ago. Why did they change people? It's because they found a good seedling. My old friend retired gloriously."

Roy's tone was extremely sincere, and every word he said seemed to come from the bottom of his heart, which made Xinteleya, who had her arms crossed and turned her head away, turn her head involuntarily.

Seeing her expression, Roy was delighted and immediately realized that there was hope. He immediately suppressed his joy, frowned, pursed his lips, frowned, sighed, and shook his head heavily, looking very disappointed.

"Alas, I originally thought that I have been in this position for so many years, and it is time to retire. I finally found a promising young man with good skills and good looks. I can tell at a glance that he is a good candidate for the role of Qing Jin. That is why I allocated a lot of resources to train him. I didn't expect..." Roy paused and tilted his eyes slightly to look at Xinteleya beside him. Her eyes were filled with shock and emotion, and her mouth was slightly opened as if she wanted to say something. He knew that the time was ripe, so he said immediately: "Since you really don't want to work, Bai Jin, I won't force you. I will take the initiative to give you a day off today. You can go, I will find someone else to do this..."

"do not want!"

As expected, Xinteleya exclaimed. Facing Roy's surprised gaze, she took a step forward, put her hand on her chest, and said firmly, as if she was taking the responsibility:

"I do!"

Roy's lips curled up into a smile, and he continued to shake his head, "No, go and have a rest. You've worked for a full thirty days this month. Come to think of it, I was too impatient. This is not good for you. I'll arrange for someone else to do this."

Upon hearing this, Xinteleya immediately became anxious. Why did she quit the arena of knight competition and join the Helmetless Alliance, which was in direct competition with the competitive knights? In addition to the higher salary here, wasn't it because she "could be more valued" here?

The days when she was a competitive knight were not long ago. She still remembers everything she experienced back then. She was full of hope that she could make a name for herself in the competition with her good looks and good bow skills, but was forced to participate in a fake match under the coercion and inducement of capital operation. In the end, she became disheartened and gave up on herself and became an ordinary knight who was not noticed by anyone, had no fans, no wealth, and no reputation. She spent her dull and boring life in a dark little room every day. Was that the kind of life she wanted?

Of course not, Xinteleya still has dreams! Otherwise, why would she give up her job as a competitive knight, where there is no danger as long as she lies down obediently, and accept Roy's invitation to join the bloody No Helmet Alliance?

Although the days after joining the Wuzhou League were not quite what she had expected, the blue man in front of her, her guide, her master, the Qingjin leader of the Wuzhou League second only to Xuantie - Roy, had already told her the reason, right?

Helping with assassinations is to exercise assassination strength, helping with training new people is to cultivate organizational skills, helping with handovers is to broaden personal connections, helping with serving water, pouring tea, and making coffee... Well... it must also be to improve some other abilities.

Lord Roy won't let me do anything unnecessary!

He wanted to develop himself, so he arranged more complicated and troublesome things for himself!

This feeling of being valued was exactly what she wanted, not to mention that Roy was a Blue Gold Lord and the de facto second in command of the Wu Zhou Alliance. Needless to say, the hints he gave her were justified?

When Xinteleya heard Roy say that he wanted to arrange things for someone else, she felt as if she saw the Blue Gold Throne right in front of her grow wings and fly away. That feeling was so heartbreaking!

No, no, we can't let this happen!

The flame of struggle seemed to emerge from Xinteleya's eyes. She reached out her hand and grabbed Roy's arm as he turned around and "prepared to leave". Under his puzzled gaze, she spoke word by word, gritting her teeth and demanding:

"Please leave all the work to me! No matter how much, no matter how long it takes, no matter if I'm paid or not, I will do it! Please rest assured and leave it to me!"

"But aren't you tired?" Roy asked.

"Tired?" Bai Jin pursed his lips and tried his best to force out a lively smile, denying: "How can I be tired? Work makes me happy!"

Roy finally smiled, nodded solemnly and gratified, took out an envelope from his arms, handed it to Xinteleiya in front of him, and said:

"Then I'll leave it to you, Little Platinum."

Hinterea took the envelope.

.......

Kavaleliaki, the largest city in Casimir, is not only the current capital of Casimir, but also a city of knightly competitions famous throughout Terra.

The brightly lit streets, the glittering buildings, and the billboards that flash all over the city together form a dazzling cyber street scene.

When he was there for the first time, Roy thought that the world he traveled to was not Arknights, but Cyberpunk 2077.

That's right, Roy, the current leader of the Helmetless Alliance, the undisputed second in command of the dark side of Casimir, is a time traveler.

There is nothing wrong with being a time traveler. In his previous life, Roy was just a carefree and lonely office worker. Although he suddenly changed into a new world, he still lived the life of an office worker. Logically speaking, there is no difference.

However, when he figured out what this so-called No-Hero League and the Blue Gold Throne actually meant, this position became somewhat terrifying to him.

I have never killed a chicken with my own hands in my previous life, but now that I have traveled through time, I am asked to play Assassin's Creed. Isn't that a bit too much to ask?

Moreover, this is not just an ordinary Assassin's Creed. This world is a truly modern world with cars, guns, cannons, and even magic known as Originium Arts! What does Roy have?

Looking at the broken bow in his hand, Roy seemed to have become the protagonist of a famous Paradox online joke: This is the infantry, this is the front line, you can launch an attack by right-clicking the mouse. Okay, you have learned it, now use Poland to push the German devils into the sea!

Concubines can't do it!

But work is not something that can be solved by saying "I can't do it". Being on the second level of the Wuzhou League, Roy knows how terrifying the three "Black Iron" bosses above him are. If the task is not completed, the end is definitely expulsion. And as a high-level Wuzhou League member who knows many secrets, this expulsion is more or less worth considering.

At least Roy has not met his former Qingjin colleague who was "retired".

Fortunately, although he was not strong enough to complete the task, as a time traveler who had worked hard in the workplace and knew the rules of slacking off, Roy could still find another way - if he couldn't complete it himself, he could ask his subordinates to help him complete it. He also played the game of Arknights for a while, so he knew a thing or two about reliable people in Casimir.

The first to be affected was of course the Linguang family, but they were a noble family of knights. Although they were in decline, they were still highly respected and had a great reputation. It was impossible for them to condescend to join the Wuzun League as his subordinates. The next were the three little squirrels, oh no, the Red Pine Knights, but they were infected. Roy didn't know whether he, a time traveler, had resistance to the mineral disease. For safety, he could only pass them for the time being. The only ones left were, of course, Miss Li and Miss Baijin.

Li was a former indentured slave, and logically should be the easiest and most loyal target to win over, but the problem was that she joined the expedition knights, and Roy couldn't find her at all. Platinum was different. According to the plot, she became a competitive knight after coming to Kavaleriaki. Roy paid a little attention, and as expected, he easily found Miss Xinteleia, who was down and out at the time.

After successfully intercepting Old Platinum and tricking Miss Xintelaiya into joining the Helmetless Alliance, her mission was finally completed with the help of someone.

Although he felt a little sorry for Miss Platinum, for the sake of his own life, Roy could only temporarily let her be a tool in the mission.

Sitting in a corner of a bar with few people around, Roy picked up the cup on the table and thanked Miss Platinum for her selfless help while taking a sip of the juice. Unfortunately, before he could even take a sip, a cold female voice came from beside him:

"You are so brave to drink during working hours."

Roy put down his cup after hearing the voice, looked at the blue-haired woman sitting opposite him, smiled kindly, waved his hand, and explained: "Juice, don't be nervous, Monique, it's juice. I ordered one for you too, to quench your thirst?"

Monique, the other newly promoted Qingjin Great Master and Roy's partner, looked at Roy suspiciously, then asked helplessly and pitifully, "You are here, did you throw the mission to the newcomer again? I have never seen you bully the newcomer like this."

Roy: "This is training her. I believe that it won't be long before the boss will promote her."

Promote, where to promote? Monique complained in her heart. Roy always called the newcomer Little Platinum, but everyone knew that there was someone in the current Platinum position of the No Helmet Alliance. The old Platinum was quite capable and experienced. If nothing unexpected happened, the boss would not replace him.

Roy is just painting a rosy picture for the newcomers. Damn capitalists, they are simply polluting the assassin industry!

Ignoring Roy's serious smiling face, Monique hesitated for a moment, then picked up the glass of juice that Roy had ordered on the table and took two sips.

"Apple, you have good taste." Monique was surprised and praised in a low voice.

Roy didn't blush or feel nervous. He was an old hand and had already investigated this little kitten from Victoria. Not to mention her taste, she also knew everything about her clothing, hobbies, and what style she wore today.

Don’t get me wrong, understanding each other is the first step to building a good relationship with colleagues.

"Oh, by the way, Roy, the boss said there is a mission tonight and we two have to work together. Do you have any ideas?" Perhaps because of the apple juice, Monique was in a better mood and took the initiative to ask.

"What do I have any idea about?" Roy shrugged, looking clueless, and guessed, "But don't you think we have a lot more missions recently, and we haven't seen Hemlock for quite a while?"

"Hemlock?" Monique was surprised. This was the name of the current Platinum King.

Speaking of which, Roy and her have been quite busy recently. If you think about it carefully, there are indeed many tasks that are far from requiring Qing Jin's intervention.

Could it be that…

Before Monique had time to think about it, Roy's anonymous phone rang across the table.

Monique watched Roy take out his cell phone, answer the call skillfully, say hello skillfully, and finally hang up the phone skillfully, just like an ordinary office worker who accidentally received a call from an old friend.

However, when Roy cast his cold eyes at Monique after he hung up the phone, the former Victorian reservist and now the newly promoted Blue Gold Emperor felt a chill from the bottom of his heart.

"The former Platinum Master, Hemlock, has been fired for having an office romance."

Roy made the judgment with a smile on his face, as if jokingly.

"The boss asked us to give him a [dismissal] notice."

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Volume 1: Chapter 2 Something is wrong with my mod system

As the second in command of the Wuzhou Alliance after Xuantie, Roy and Monica are extremely familiar with the "code words" within the Wuzhou Alliance.

The so-called dispatch of dismissal notices is definitely not as peaceful and simple as it sounds on the surface. Its core is almost the same as dispatching tanks one by one, which means that the three black iron masters above Roy are "very dissatisfied" with what happened and the people who caused it. In order to maintain a good corporate atmosphere, create a high-quality working environment, and attract more ignorant, no, young and promising people to submit resumes, insects like this that pollute the employment environment are generally cleaned up by their superiors.

Given Hemlock's special status as a former Platinum Lord, when Xuantie was too lazy to do it himself, Roy and Monique, who were Blue Gold Lords, naturally had to do it for him.

Victoria Filin, who was very popular in the No Helmet Alliance, opened her mouth slightly at this moment, obviously in shock.

After successfully being promoted to the position of Qing Jin, Monique had imagined more than once what her first mission "befitting Qing Jin's identity" would be.

Should he assassinate the Brilliant Knight Lin Guang, who had offended many business union bosses and was exiled from Casimir, or should he assassinate the Infected Blood Knight, who was in high spirits and about to enter the finals? Or should he go a step further and use the sword of the Grand Knight Russell of the Supervisory Council to decorate his own blue-gold facade?

The selection criteria for the Platinum Throne is the ability to assassinate any regular knight target in Casimir, and the Green Gold is even better. For them, this city made of reinforced concrete is no different from a hunting ground with towering trees. They are the hunters, and everyone else is the prey.

But she never expected that the first mission she accepted was not to repel foreign aggression, but to maintain domestic stability, that is, to take the platinum throne of the anti-counterrevolutionary organization!

However, after calming down, she didn't think it was a bad thing. Monique thought so. She had joined the No Heroes Alliance not long ago, and became the leader of Qingjin only a month ago. An outsider from Victoria suddenly parachuted in and took Qingjin's position. This was probably not good news for the old Platinum. Even if Monique did nothing, she would inevitably encounter obstacles in the future just because of the bad working environment in Casimir. This anti-counterrevolutionary campaign was an opportunity for her. Isn't it a good opportunity for her, Qingjin, to personally dismiss the Platinum?

Monique thought to herself, but in order to perfectly complete her action of establishing her authority, she still had to eliminate one obstacle!

Monique put away the complicated thoughts in her mind, raised her head, and looked firmly at the man in front of her who never seemed to be in tune.

Roy, the last obstacle is him!

Although Roy always looked playful and always ran away when something happened, Monique never thought he was a pushover! She thought about investigating Roy's strength, but the results she got were all ambiguous and mysterious answers like "The Great Lord Qingjin hasn't taken action in person for a long time, but he must be very strong!" Even though they were colleagues of the same rank, Monique had never seen Roy take action. This man was very good at hiding his weaknesses and forbearance. Even those targets that he passed by and could be solved with just a little effort, he would leave them alone and leave them to the "Little Platinum" to deal with.

Weapons with exposed edges are often easy to break, while a sword hidden in a scabbard can kill with one strike!

This time the order was given personally by Xuan Tie through an anonymous phone call. The mission rank was in line with Qing Jin. If everything went as expected, this might be the first or even the last time that Monique would have the chance to see Roy take action with her own eyes!

But, you can’t go out!

If Roy took action, who would still believe that Monique had a part to play in this Platinum Purge Mission?

Don't underestimate the influence of seniority in Casimir's workplace. Monique is no fool. After seeing how Xinteleya was fooled, she didn't want to be dismissed by Roy's words "newcomers should be trained more", and then watch her finally grasped solid position and the opportunity to establish her authority become Roy's foil.

So, Monique coughed lightly, and under Roy's puzzled gaze, she stood up with a serious face, walked in front of him, and then...

"Please, Mr. Roy, please leave this mission to me!"

With her hands folded on her lower abdomen, her body tilted 90 degrees downward with her legs, and she spoke with a rare honorific! Less than half a meter in front of Roy, Monique bowed to Roy with her curvy figure, and said the softest words in the harshest tone!

It was visibly apparent that Roy's face was filled with joy and relief.

Of course Roy didn't want to take this task!

As we all know, as a time traveler, although he was a soul traveler, he did not inherit the martial arts of his original body. At best, he could rely on muscle memory to perform a set of "Roy-style" bow and arrow routines. Apart from that, in the land of Terra where gods and immortals were fighting everywhere, he had almost no considerable combat power.

The reason why he was able to survive safely in the Wuzhou League and secure the Qingjin deal was not only because of his strong acting skills, rich experience and perfect rhetoric, but also because of the help of the golden finger of the [Module System].

The so-called module system, as the name implies, is to extract the characteristics of the characters, strengthen them, make up for the shortcomings or strengthen the props, but it seems that because Roy's soul was transmigrated, the module system could not find the file, so the module system changed from extracting the characteristics of "Roy" himself to extracting the characteristics of all characters in the entire Terra world folder. It is also very simple to obtain these modules. Roy only needs to work hard and complete the task indicators, and the modules will be automatically extracted and unlocked.

But, perhaps there was a bug in the system's shitty code, and the module system that Roy finally got was a bit abstract.

[Currently loaded module: ? Level [Kal'tsit's Riddle]: As one of the most mysterious beings on this land, the words of the lynx always carry extraordinary magic, making people feel as if they can peek into the truth of the earth when they hear them.

Effect: When you speak, your words will be covered with a layer of fog, making people seem to understand but not quite understand, but also convinced. (When "this land" appears in your sentence, the effect is doubled).

Distance to next module unlock: work progress (9/10)]

This module is very powerful, so powerful that Roy can directly transform into the strongest pie-in-the-sky master, heal his subordinates one by one through talk therapy, and become a social animal who works hard to make the boss live a good life. But this module is also very weak, because it really has no combat power at all!

Unless your enemy is stupid enough to listen to your verbal attacks before fighting - everyone knows that this is impossible. The last real example of someone who wanted to verbally attack others before a fight was Wang Lang, Wang Situ. Later, he was scolded by Zhuge Liang so much that he lay on the ground.

Roy is a hard-working office worker, so he will definitely resist this kind of physical behavior.

There was still one task left before the next module could be unlocked and Roy could gain the potential combat power! Roy originally entrusted this task to Baijin, but who knew that Xuantie suddenly ordered them to do it in a hurry, and specifically asked Qingjin to do it himself. Roy was just thinking about how to trick Monique into playing for him, but he didn't expect the power leveler to come to him!

And looking at her expression, she is planning to pay Roy to beg him to play for her. Is there such a good thing in the world?

"Okay." The two words almost came out of his mouth, but as soon as the voice fell, looking at Monique's slightly surprised face, Roy immediately realized something, changed the subject, and hurriedly raised three fingers, followed by another sentence, "But you have to agree to my three conditions!"

ps: The first module has appeared. If you have any creative ideas, you can post them in the book review area. Maybe the author will add them in the future.

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Volume 1: Chapter 3: We need to give Platinum a lot of motivation to work

The dim bar, the noisy music, the flashing neon lights, and the handsome men and beautiful women looking at each other passionately in front of the table are undoubtedly the most eye-catching things in the dark night.