Even in the world of Kancolle, I want to drive a robot!

When Xia Bai saw this, he almost threw the book out of the window. It was clearly rigorous theoretical knowledge, but the author wrote it in such a frivolous way.

But he still carefully wrote down the details. However, as time passed, Xia Bai felt more and more that it was unreliable.

Elizabeth and Nagato are both battleships, but have nothing to do with their older sister, either physically or mentally.

Nagato is easier to deal with. The flagship-general has been growing up, and one day she might become a cool and majestic big sister.

But as for Elizabeth...it's better to hope that the world will be at peace tomorrow than to expect her to grow up to be a dignified blonde big sister.

Chapter 89 Today I, Xia, will also be a seal

It's not just battleships, there are also destroyers that are completely different from what is described in the books.

Putting aside the fact that Jiang Feng is petite and mature, this long wave really blinded Xia Bai's eyes. Who would believe that a ship with this body shape is a destroyer? Besides, apart from the name of a destroyer, the other party has nothing to do with a destroyer in any way.

The main reason why Xia Bai hugged little Akagi was because he loved Akagi, and the reason why he hugged Haifeng was because he was really super cute, especially the white silk ice cream, which made Xia Bai unable to stop.

But overall, Xia Bai only treats these little ship girls as children, at least for now, there is no love between men and women.

He glanced at Changbo, who was wearing a witch's costume not far away. The other party's exposed northern hemisphere attracted Xia Bai firmly. With a dry mouth, he picked up the iced cola beside him and took a sip. Xia Bai made a comfortable and happy sound.

It turns out that drinking Coke is the right thing to do in summer.

Wondering why Noshiro hadn't arrived yet, Xia Bai turned on the communication ring and began to surf the Internet happily.

Recently, he found a new forum on the Internet, where commanders from various garrisons or reserve commanders who were still in school gathered.

Compared to the internal forum of Azur Lane, the guys here are all talented, doing all kinds of fancy things, and occasionally there are ship girls speaking.

"Tonight's live broadcast of Dajian, I spent all my money to prepare 100 mind cubes!"

Looking at the time under the title, Xia Bai guessed that the commander had built it last night. Just for fun, he clicked in to see what the other party had gained.

Croaker: "As the title says, I have become Commander II. Every day I see everyone showing off on the forums. Not to mention the big sister Battleship, I don't even have a Light Sail... Woohoo."

A seal passing by said: "I remember that Mr. Croaker built 100 Rubik's Cubes just last month. I really envy him for having such a rich family."

Unity: "Don't think about changing your fate. People are different. With your arrogance, these 100 cubes will probably be wasted. It's better to sell them to your own ship girl to make something delicious."

Huang Huayu: "I don't accept it! Money can change fate. I don't believe that I have no chance to meet the elder sister. I will definitely get these 100 mind cubes."

Ou Yan: "Lolita is good, but it still needs the adjustment of a big sister. Huang Huayu, I support you."

......

After a quick glance at the posts, Xia Bai learned that Huang Huayu was a well-known African in the forum and was very rich. After all, with the price of the Mind Cube, anyone who could spend so much money on a construction machine every month must have few listed companies at home.

"Building a ship girl?"

Muttering softly, Xia Bai remembered that he had never tried the construction machine, and suddenly he had this idea in his mind. He also wanted to see whether he was African or European.

Forcing himself to suppress this thought, Xia Bai continued to browse the graphic and textual process of making the yellow croaker with a learning attitude, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

Xia Bai knew that investing the Mind Cube was not 100% certain to build a Ship Girl, but it was the first time he saw someone investing Mind Cubes into a construction machine and not building anything.

Judging from the probabilities in books, it is normal to produce ten ship girls from 100 magic cubes, and five are rare. As for a non-African like Huanghuayu, it is simply unheard of.

Smiling with glee, Xia Bai suddenly had a bad idea. He waved to Xiao Chicheng and shouted, "Xiao Chicheng, come here!"

Xiao Chicheng, who was playing with his friends, heard Xia Bai's call and immediately abandoned the others and ran to Xia Bai in a hurry with his black silk stockings.

"Are your men ready to change their minds and tell the story?"

Her big eyes twinkled, and she really liked the strange stories Xia Bai told her.

Stopping his smile, Xia Bai picked up Xiao Chicheng and said softly: "No, I haven't thought about the rest of the plot yet... I asked you to come here to take a picture."

"Is that so? Then hurry up and finish the shooting. I have to go back and teach Kaifeng a lesson... How dare you instigate Mizunotsuki to go against me."

After taking the photo, looking at Xiao Chicheng's gloomy expression, Xia Bai pinched her cheek and said seriously: "Don't bully her just because you are an aircraft carrier."

Disdainfully pushing Xia Bai's hand away, Xiao Chicheng nodded, jumped out of his arms again, and ran back in a hurry. It seemed that she was determined to compete with Haifeng today.

Shaking his head helplessly, Xia Bai quickly replied to the photo under Huanghuacroak's post and added a caption.

RX-02: "A newbie just posted this, #photo, the person says he is Akagi, can anyone help take a look?"

Human beings do not share the same joys and sorrows. Xia Bai expressed his sympathy for the yellow croaker's experience, but this was all he could do, perhaps to make the other party feel better.

It might be that Huanghuayu was also browsing the forum at that time, and after seeing Xia Bai’s reply, he immediately sent a message.

Croaker: "Akagi? Are you kidding me? How can there be such a small Akagi? Don't lie to me with a small destroyer. I have many destroyers."

In response, Xia Bai just smiled slightly, keeping his achievements and fame to himself, and did not intend to explain anything to the other party, otherwise it would seem too deliberate.

Just when I was about to exit the post and look for something fun again, I found that there were suddenly a lot of comments under my reply. It seems that the commander is too idle and just browses the forum when he has nothing to do.

Dada Dalailai: "Wow, I don't know if this is Akagi, but she's so cute, with fox ears and a devil-like expression. It's awesome."

Solidarity: "I have seen Akagi from Azur Lane on the battlefield. The loli that the mecha guy is holding is exactly the same as that one except for the size."

Ouyang: "Isn't this the mecha brother? Why don't you play with your mecha and start showing off your ship girl instead?"

Study hard: "Fuck, I thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be a mecha. By the way, why don't you continue to update the post after disappearing for so long?"

A passing seal said: "If you don't understand, just ask, who is the mecha brother? How come you all seem to know him?"

When Xia Bai just got the communication ring, the daily photos were posted on the commander forum, but later they were moved to the internal forum of Azur Lane for some reasons.

The first photo in his post on the Commander Forum was a full-body photo of RX-02, which caused quite a stir at the time. After all, no man can resist the temptation of high-tech mecha.

Until now, there are still people urging Xia Bai to update his posts, so he is considered a celebrity in the forum and it is not surprising to be recognized.

RX-02: "Playing with mechas is not as comfortable as playing with KanColle. Mechas? Even dogs won't drive them!"

RX-02: "Oh right, I just confirmed with Kaga and Nagato that the opponent is Akagi. This way, the newbie has gathered all the ship girls of the J-country air fleet, hahahaha."

Chapter 90 I'm cute, please give me money!

It is human nature to show off to others after getting something good. Even ship girls are not immune to the feeling of being able to get what others cannot get.

Both Shokaku and Kaga knew that one was torturing Akagi openly and the other was torturing him secretly. As the son of Prometheus, it was very reasonable for Xia Bai to kill the African commander on the forum today.

Africa has shed endless tears, and Europe has drunk endless blood. If you want to blame someone, you can only blame your bad luck.

Yellow croaker: "You European spy! I'm going to kill you!"

Huanghuayu: "Where's the moderator? Ban this guy. He's pretending to be a newbie and violating the forum's rules about not posting anything."

Croaker: "You'beep' OX&...**#"

'The moderator has deleted this post.'

.......

As expected, Huanghuayu broke down after seeing Xia Bai's reply, and frantically sent greetings to his family elders, but his post was finally deleted.

Xia Bai said he didn't care about the other party's insults because he was an orphan. If he had a few pages in his household registration book, he would not take the initiative to do such a heinous act as drying the boat, not to mention that the son of Prometheus did not have a household registration book.

"Alas, life is as lonely as snow. I am doing this for your own good. Why don't you understand?"

Shaking his head as he spoke, Xia Bai looked like he really deserved a beating.

According to his logic, even if he didn't take the initiative to expose the seals, other commanders would come in and expose the seals. Seals are something that cannot be killed completely, so in order to prevent the yellow croaker from suffering a more serious blow, he, Xia Bai, had to be the bad guy.

Just then, a friend request from Huanghuayu popped up. After thinking about it, Xia Bai chose to agree.

The other party was obviously anxious and wanted to greet him privately. As a professional keyboard warrior, Xia Bai was not afraid of him. He just wanted to see if Huang Huayu could scold him badly.

Soon, the message from the yellow croaker was sent, but the content was different from what Xia Bai expected.

Huanghua Croaker: "Boss, I see your ID is RX-02. Are you the son of Prometheus?"

Because of RX-03's activity, it seems that the forum can guess something about this type of ID, and Xia Bai has also seen a commander with the username "Want to be RX-03 Miss's Dog".

It seems that the commander's internal opinion on the Son of Prometheus has completely reversed.

RX-02: "Yes, I am the son of Prometheus."

After a moment of doubt in his mind, Xia Bai did not hide his identity and wanted to see what this Huanghuayu wanted to know.

Croaker: "See your 02 prefix, big brother. You must be the brother or sister of 03."

Huanghua Croaker: "Can you introduce Miss RX-03 to the newbies? #shy, just give me the detailed address."

"..."

Although Xia Bai knew that the popularity of RX-03 was quite high in the Commander Forum, he did not expect it to be so high.

Judging from Huang Huayu's change in mentality, the other party probably guessed his identity long ago and insulted him deliberately so that the moderator would delete the post and then secretly find Xia Bai to get RX-03's contact information.

What a sinister villain he is. He actually did such a shameless thing for the sake of the robot girl.

RX-02: "In the Sis Sea, leave Port Wilhelm and head north. There is a small island called Spland Island. RX-03 lives there. Remember to bring some gifts, preferably red tipped ones."

RX-02: "Brother, I can only help you up to this point. I've given you the address. The rest depends on your own efforts."

Throwing a meat bun at a dog will never come back. If you dare to target 03, you will have to pay the corresponding price. Xia Bai believes that the brothers on the island will "treat" the yellow croaker well.

Yellow croaker: "Hehehe, thank you, big boss. I'll go there when I have time."

Seeing that the other party was really going to die, Xia Bai felt even more strange. Why did he pursue RX-03 when he already had a KanColle? Aren’t KanColles attractive? Or is it that those who cannot get what they want will always be in turmoil?

Thinking of this, he asked the yellow croaker further.

RX-02: "Actually, I'm quite curious. You haven't even seen RX-03 yet, how can you be in heat? What if she's really ugly?"

Of course, RX-03 is not ugly, but very beautiful. Xia Bai said this just to find out what Huang Huayu is thinking.

Huanghua Croaker: "Who said I was in heat? I just admired RX-03's conversation and judgment of the situation, and wanted to get to know her up close. Besides, can't we see what she looks like on the user's profile picture?"

He quickly found RX-03 in the special attention list and clicked on her homepage. Xia Bai looked at her delicate and gentle beautiful face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

You are really something 03, everyone has a salamander avatar, but you are the only one who is special and put your own photo on it.

This couldn't be 03's plan, to use her beauty to attract those lsp commanders and make them her die-hard fans, thus achieving the goal of saving the country in a roundabout way.

As this strange thought flashed through his mind, Xia Bai shook his head and thought to himself that he was overthinking it. RX-03 never used unconventional methods, and those commanders were not stupid. How could such an exaggerated thing happen?

But the latest message on RX-03's homepage completely broke Xia Bai's previous understanding of her.

"I'm cute, please give me money! → The user you follow, 'RX-03', has initiated a Red Tips fundraising campaign for you. The current amount raised is 3112 coins."

What Xia Bai cared about was not that RX-03 would say such a thing, but that there was actually a commander who gave her red tips because of such a simple sentence.

There are still more than 3000 of them. Is this world too crazy or is Xia Bai too crazy? Have the red tips become so rampant? Is the temptation of the mecha girl that great?

He really couldn't understand what those commanders were thinking. It turned out that there were too few Sirens, which made these guys have no sense of crisis and do nothing all day long.

The same goes for RX-03. Ever since heeded Xia Bai's advice and decided not to test Solomon's defenses, he has been doing all kinds of tricks and even said things like "I'm cute".

In order to prevent his sister from going astray, Xia Bai felt that as the second brother, he needed to remind her.

So Xia Bai closed the dialog box with Huanghuayu, deleted and blocked the other party, and sent a video request to RX-03.

After a busy tone.

"It's rare that our Sakura Empire commander has the time to contact his sister."

Xia Bai was relieved to see the other party's usual sarcastic attitude. As long as there was no change, it was good. However, the twin ponytails on RX-03's head were so eye-catching.

Chapter 91 Cloud Cultivation

"Your hairstyle is..."

"Hairstyle?" RX-03 put a ponytail in her hand and asked in confusion, "What's wrong with this hairstyle? Is there anything wrong with changing it recently because I'm in a good mood?"

"No, as long as you are happy."

RX-03 looked at Xia Bai deeply, threw the ponytail behind her head and said seriously: "Second brother, you are so strange today. You asked me questions even if I changed my hairstyle..."

"Tell me, what's the important matter you want to talk to me about?"

Seeing RX-03's rather impatient face on the screen, Xia Bai said hesitantly: "It's nothing important... I just want to ask what's going on with the reward on your homepage."

"Like... 'I'm cute, please give me money' or something like that."

After hearing what Xia Bai said, RX-03 immediately understood what his second brother was thinking, and immediately asked back: "Second brother, do you think I'm not cute?"

"Yes, yes, my sister is the cutest. I'll transfer the money to you right away."

RX-03 felt uncomfortable with Xia Bai's perfunctory words, as if he had eaten a fly. He waved his hand and said, "Forget it. I feel sick after hearing your praise."

"Why am I disgusted? Didn't they say you're cute? And what are you doing lately, Third Sister? Why are you so idle that you're deceiving the commanders on the Internet?"

Anyway, the more Xia Bai looked at the other person's twin ponytails, the more irritating they seemed to him. He still felt that RX-03's long straight black hair looked more comfortable.

"Lie? I'm not lying to them." RX-03 untied her twin ponytails, letting her jet-black hair fall on her shoulders. She said confidently, "That sentence was just a headline for fundraising. Just like what you said, big brother, a headline can attract attention."