Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

What Tony meant was that it would be a direct flight, which would save time, effort and convenience. Anyway, he had a private jet, so these people didn't have to go to the airline to buy tickets, and they could leave anytime they wanted.

As little fans of Sherlock's magic, the two lolita and Antonia especially wanted Sherlock to use magic to take them there so that the three of them could experience the magic of magic.

Due to their special status, the widowed sister and 141 prefer to go through unofficial means like the Continental Hotel. After all, they are either old executioners who kill without blinking an eye, or they are old spies active all over the world, secretly A little is always good.

As the proposer, Sherlock's idea was completely different from everyone else's. He wanted to take the train!

That’s right, it’s the green train that everyone remembers!

According to Sherlock, the meaning of travel is not to check in and take photos, but to see the scenery on the journey. Driving is really tiring, so taking a train is just the right thing!

In the end, Sherlock's train trip won the majority of votes, thanks to Sherlock's crazy output of chicken soup for the soul.

Now that where and how to go have been determined, there is only one question left. Not one of the people here has an ID card. If you want to buy a green train ticket, you have to buy it on site. , don’t even think about it.

And this train is still a popular route, and it is not unavailable for sale now. However, if you want them to be young, there is no price for these people on the scene. It is really difficult for these people to take the direct ride to LS.

And I dare not say anything else. If it were a hard-seat direct train to LS, the first thing I would do after getting off the train would be to kick Sherlock around. After all, the national conditions are different. Beating children there is not a crime, and even the police will not care about it.

In the end, how to solve this matter could only fall on the head of Xiaojiao, who said that the problem was not big and could be easily solved.

Ever since.

On a sunny morning, the president of Stark Group's Greater China region sat happily in his office. He picked up the pancakes that his secretary had just bought and turned on his computer while eating. He wanted to see if there were any pancakes today. What important email.

Then he saw a work email from the CEO of the group headquarters, Ms. Virginia Pepper Potts, in his mailbox. The CEO was so frightened that he sprayed pancake fruit on the computer screen with a mouthful of pancake fruit, and then sent it. A boom that could be heard throughout the building.

Xiaojiao didn't mention anything about work in the email, but asked the CEO to buy 12 train tickets from Shanghai to LS, and even sent the identity information of several people.

As for what the big boss asked me to do, how could I not take it seriously as a Chinese restaurant in Greater China? I arranged for my subordinates to handle the matter on the spot, and I must complete what the big boss asked me to do.

The little secretary who took the order was also very resolute, and he immediately arranged for an entire department to handle the matter.

Facts have proved that the little secretary is still very reliable and perfectly completes the tasks assigned by the big boss. However, although the things here are completed, Mr. Tie is confused.

After looking at the names of the 12 passengers on this train and scratching their heads over and over again at the backstage of the Railway General Administration, they checked several times and finally confirmed that it was indeed the booking information of the person they often saw on TV, and decisively reported it to the leader.

You must know that except for the three lolita, the people on the list are basically registered in various countries. Sherlock, the boss of an underground training ground, is the least important among this group of people.

The remaining widows, Tony, the members of Team 141, and even Pepper, who is just an ordinary person, are all being released to influence a local war, or else It is an existence that can influence the economy of a small country.

And even if Sherlock, the lightest player, is placed here with Rabbit, he is still a player who must be followed by several plainclothes players when traveling.

Now these players actually had to travel together, and they chose a big green leather train. Mr. Tie felt that his CPU was about to burn when he looked at the report presented by his subordinates.

But if you want to say that you don't want to buy a ticket, that's not the case. There is nothing wrong with these people from their identities to the ticket prices. Even if you want to not buy a ticket, you can't find a reason.

Faced with such a strange situation, even Mr. Tie didn't know what to do. But as the saying goes, if the sky falls and there are still tall people holding up, the best way is to just There's only one left, report it!

So, on a sunny noon, a rabbit in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was thinking about how to fight with those bastard animals abroad. The next second, after picking up a report in his hand, the whole rabbit's face They were all wrinkled together.

'Damn it, I've been a troll for too long, have the trolls hallucinated? '

This was the Diplomatic Rabbit's first reaction after seeing the report in his hand. He rubbed his eyes fiercely, and then carefully looked at the report in his hand. Only then did the Diplomatic Rabbit confirm that this was his Damn it’s true! Although it feels like it's a joke no matter how you look at it.

However, in line with a cautious work attitude, Diplomatic Rabbit still called Mr. Tie to learn about the specific situation and made sure that it was not a joke, nor was it a new method of crying poverty that Mr. Tie had come up with.

After all, this Diplomatic Rabbit once worked as a Defensive Rabbit, and the military's fancy crying tactics made him almost suffer from pts.

On the phone, Mr. Tie almost pulled out a random laborer and killed him to prove that he was really not joking, and it was not some messy new way to ask for a budget.

After confirming the authenticity of the matter, the diplomatic rabbit was also numb. He actually had an outrageous feeling that the president was going to be a green man. How the hell should he do this? This has never been done before! No experience!

It’s not that the diplomatic rabbit is making a fuss. After all, Tony’s Stark Group is a global super company. It can be said that Tony’s influence is no worse than that of the leaders of small countries. He is also a world-renowned superhero. If this is a bad thing, Diplomatic accident.

But why would such a troublesome guy come to sit on the big green leather truck?

Okay, just do it if you want to be a green kid. You can inform us so that we can make arrangements. This guy actually bought his own ticket?

Just buy a ticket. Do you want to see who you are bringing with you?

Except for the little girl who looked like a family member, none of the remaining people would have to be followed secretly by at least a team of plainclothes men?

Especially the one named Sherlock, good guy, you are the nephew of the richest man in the world, what can't you do?

He had to do business that would require him to be shot and start within an hour.

At this moment, Diplomatic Rabbit felt that his head hurt beyond belief.

Chapter 293 Group Building

2

Sherlock had no idea that his idea of ​​team building had caused many rabbits thousands of miles away to scratch their heads to the point of becoming bald, and he happily began to prepare his luggage.

After all, it was a plateau trip and it was the first plateau trip for these people. Everyone was very concerned about this team building and started preparing their luggage and other things early.

But the more people sorted things out, the more problems they felt. The first and most important one was the language problem. Among these people, except for Sherlock, a contestant with a rabbit soul, who was completely OK with rabbit language, the only one left was the widowed sister. The agent can read and write Rabbit's language with a half-baked proficiency.

The rest is just a fool, let alone writing. Even in the rabbit language class that Sherlock opened temporarily, this group of players who are at the top of human force value can't even do something as basic as intonation. clear.

Even the widowed sister expressed doubts about the one, two, three and four sounds in rabbit language. Damn it, you can imagine that the four words of "mama" and "mama" are all pronounced as "ma", but because the intonation is different, it is "damn it" Four words?

It’s hard to speak, let alone write.

It was only after Sherlock started teaching that he determined one thing.

In a previous life, I was told on the Internet that foreigners’ drawings of rabbit squares were almost the same as drawings. It was not a joke.

Now Sherlock can be said to have a deep understanding of the jokes that could only be seen on the Internet in his previous life, such as the most basic writing teaching.

Sherlock: This is one! Everyone: Hmm~ (Oh, that’s it.)

Sherlock: That's two! Everyone: Huh? ~(Huh? I seem to be gradually discovering the pattern!)

Sherlock: That's three! Everyone: Hmm~ (Humph, it’s true! It’s not surprising! Little bunny language, take it easy!)

Sherlock: This is zero! Everyone: Huh??? (what the fxxk??? Can a human write this?)

After about three days of hard work, and seeing everyone gradually starting to collapse, Sherlock gave up decisively.

That's right, nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to give up. Sherlock is screwed. You can do whatever you want. You can't teach it, you can't teach it at all! Damn it, now he understands how his primary school teacher felt when he was a child.

You can't even hope to learn it right away, and you can't even do quick reading and writing. As the smartest person in the team, Tony always uses 'What the hell can you learn this thing? ' Looking at Sherlock who was like a salted fish, he decisively decided to trick everyone.

As for how to cheat, it was very simple. Tony, who had never been in the laboratory since leaving seclusion, plunged into the laboratory after a whole day of hard work.

A real-time translation AR glasses equipped with the most powerful artificial intelligence Jarvis was born.

These glasses can very well allow Chinese and English translations to appear in the wearer's field of vision, and can also rely on Jarvis's powerful computing power to achieve real-time translation from Chinese to English.

The appearance of these glasses solved the problem of people getting lost due to different languages. Only then did Sherlock regain his former energy and stop being salty, and began to educate everyone about things they need to pay attention to.

Of course, the most important thing is, if you have any difficulties, go to the police!

Sherlock repeated this sentence countless times in the process of popularizing science, trying to engrav this sentence into everyone's mind.

Although just thinking about murderous men like Price and others, or the Avengers who were able to kill aliens in the past, they looked helpless and ran to the surrounding police stations, screaming. The picture made Sherlock want to laugh.

But I still emphasized the importance of this matter repeatedly to everyone.

Of course, apart from these common sense and language popularization, another problem that everyone still has to face is altitude sickness!

Although everyone is big and round, they can easily kill players who are seven in and seven out among thousands of troops, but it is really hard to say when facing altitude sickness.

After all, altitude sickness is known to bully the young over the old, the fat over the thin, the strong over the weak, men over women, but every one of the people here is a physically strong player.

As a result, for a whole week, everyone who used to live a regular and healthy life began to skip aerobic training and work together to prepare for this trip.

It doesn't matter that everyone is doing it, but it's hard for Hawkeye, the guy who can't go. After all, the others are forced to do it in order to fight altitude sickness. Hawkeye, the player who can't go, has to keep up his training at all times.

What's more, because of Sherlock's deception, the daily chaos can be regarded as a rare leisure time for Hawkeye.

But now this leisure time makes Hawkeye unhappy. After all, no one can hold himself back. While running, 12 people were lying on the deck chairs beside the field like GAI runners, holding cold beers in their hands. Commenting on Hawkeye who was exercising and running.

Forget about making judgments. If these people are interested, they will also appear as coaches, pretending to irritate Hawkeye, cheering and encouraging like in the movies, yelling at each other, and all the weird and evil things that Hawkeye has experienced.

Even after a few days, Hawkeye began to pray for the first time in his life to get these people out and stop bothering him. It was really unbearable.

Of course, it's not like Hawkeye hasn't thought about resisting. Hawkeye has also tried hard, such as running at a different time.

These damn beasts won't let me go at all. If the time is changed to a morning run, no one will be seen in the first lap, but in the second lap, you will definitely see these people appear on the lounge chair on time with beers facing you. salute.

It's the same even if he changes to running at night. No matter how early he wakes up or how late he goes out for a run, these beasts will appear next to the track as if they've made an appointment for the second lap!

Hawkeye said he was tired and gave up, just do whatever you want.

Everyone on this side is preparing for this collective team building in full swing, and the rabbit on the other side has also made a lot of plans for Sherlock's collective team building.

Finally, the day before Sherlock and his team were ready to set off, Sherlock's training ground welcomed a person that everyone expected, the Rabbit Ambassador to Takajia's family.

The purpose of the ambassador's visit this time is very simple. The first is to determine what this group of people is going to do. After all, it is a bit weird that such a group of evil people want to come from home and sit in the big green leather.

The second is to discuss with this group of people who will accompany them. After all, even if we don’t look at the influence of this group of people and just look at their combat effectiveness, for the sake of the people in Rabbit’s family, Rabbit must send someone to contact them.

Chapter 294 Group Building

3

The arrival of the ambassador surprised the entire training ground, especially Sherlock. Because of his own business, Sherlock actually disliked dealing with people in the political world.

After all, in Sherlock's opinion, the officials here in Eagle Sauce, well, how to describe them, can only be described as weird and stupid, and they are so weird that you would be surprised when you say it, "How can they do this?" 'Degree.

However, Sherlock is still very friendly to the people in his hometown, and even entertained the master to taste his craft.

The discussion between the two parties was also very pleasant, and Sherlock would naturally not forget his own business. Although this voice was not legal on Rabbit's side, he said that the ambassador was welcome to send people off to his training ground at any time. Of course, the rules of the training ground Still need to comply.

The ambassador happily agreed to this, and promised Sherlock that he would arrange it.

After all, this is a good opportunity to understand the training methods of foreign troops, and no fool would agree to it.

As for Sherlock, he didn't think so much. He could earn a small amount of money by establishing a relationship with his motherland. Sherlock's smile almost reached behind his ears.

Of course, the ambassador did not forget the main purpose of coming here this time. He repeatedly confirmed with everyone what they wanted to do, and Sherlock took the trouble to tell the ambassador that it was just a trip.

The ambassador was stunned for a while. Good guy, whose billionaire took a group of athletes who could kill hundreds of people to go on a big green leather tour?

The ambassador said I didn't understand, but was shocked.

Of course Sherlock saw the look on the ambassador's face, 'Why does this sound so outrageous? ' label, I no longer hesitated at the moment, and all kinds of chicken soup for the soul about LS came out of my mouth.

It's like youth has no price, and the jingle that goes straight to LS comes right out of the mouth.

Half an hour later, Sherlock directly told the ambassador that everyone was numb, "Good guy, no one else can withstand such a high-intensity bombardment of literary youth quotations and jingles."

What's more, Sherlock doesn't look like he's going to take the Rabbit postgraduate entrance examination. Why does he always open and close his mouth in jingles?

Anyway, no matter how outrageous and unreasonable things seemed, the ambassador finally confirmed one thing, that is, these guys really wanted to travel as big green men.

In the end, he could only sigh in his heart that the big capitalists still know how to play, and at the same time made a request to Sherlock for the rabbit, hoping that four people could accompany him.

After all, the people on Sherlock's side are a bit too scary. The level of killing a hundred people per capita is a real killing of a hundred people, not a random killing of a hundred people. The ambassador is also afraid of any accidents.

Faced with the ambassador's request, Sherlock's eyes lit up. He's so damn sleepy. Why don't you give him a pillow? He doesn't even have to find a tour guide?

At that moment, he was afraid that the ambassador would regret it and quickly agreed, and proactively requested that there must be women in the configuration. After all, there were many lesbians in his area.

Of course, it would be even better if you could temporarily serve as a group leader and tour guide while learning about the characteristics of Tibet. Sherlock even said that he would cover the food, drink, accommodation, and transportation for these four people, all free of charge!

The corner of the ambassador's mouth kept twitching as he listened. I don't know why. Although the boy opposite was very cooperative with his work, he always felt that the boy opposite wanted to prostitute him for free, but he couldn't find any evidence.

Even when we returned, the assistant driving beside the ambassador couldn't figure out why the ambassador agreed so quickly when he was told to have four accompanying people, and even included food and accommodation.

After all, the people here at Yingjiang are famous for caring about so-called privacy.

However, one thing can be confirmed. The task of these four people is not to guard this group of people. The main purpose is actually to protect the group of players who like to commit petty theft.

After all, it was just stealing something, and it was not a violation of heaven's rules. It would not trigger the world's top special forces, the Avengers in the Avengers, or the old spies who had killed countless people.

How should I put it? The main crime is not fatal. God knows if it weren’t for these four people, how heartbroken the thief would be when he was caught. I just stole a fucking wallet. You sent out the army and asked for revenge. By?

Well, as for Sherlock, yes, Sherlock just wants to have sex for free. This is a tour guide issued by the father of this damn country. Looking at the world, can there be anything more reliable than this?

When the Ambassador Week came, I felt like I was in a dream. After all, there were all Yingjiang people here. Maybe it was because of habit. It was the first time for the Ambassador that the negotiation with Yingjiang was so smooth.

It even went so smoothly that it seemed a bit unbelievable.

But at least the matter was settled. After the ambassador reported the contents of the meeting, the rabbit in Nanhai looked at the ambassador's report and kept twitching at the corner of his mouth.

In front of such a big boss, Sherlock's little thoughts are no different from those of a child.

But in the end, the boss Rabbit waved his hand and agreed to Sherlock's proposal, choosing two men and two women with rich experience in snow areas to carry out this mission.

As for the selected comrades, they all felt bad when they saw the mission briefing in their hands. One girl even kicked a man next to her so hard that the painful man held his instep and jumped for a long time.