Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Seeing such a messy scene, Sherlock could only be certain of one thing, that is, Thor had successfully collapsed his quantum superposition state into his boyfriend state.

Although this scene is beautiful, out of the single's anger, he still needs to be scolded.

Sherlock, who suffered 10,000 points of critical damage, silently vomited in the corner.

"Bah, damn sour smell!"

Chapter 329 The Second War between Sherlock and Saul

Suppressing CP should be a very beautiful thing, after all, the scene just now smells like domineering literature.

Thor, the domineering prince of Asgard, fell in love with Jane, a poor girl from Earth, despite his parents' opposition. When Jane was in danger, he ignored his parents' prohibition and came to Earth privately to find true love.

After the two people who had been separated for a long time met once, Jane cried and gave Sol two big blows, accusing the overbearing prince of leaving without saying goodbye, accusing the overbearing prince of his mistakes, and then the overbearing prince kissed her very forcefully. Lover in arms.

The two broke up their grudges with a kiss, got back together, and began to fall in love vigorously again.

If this scene is placed here, it would be a proper dimensionality reduction blow. How could Yingjiang, who has never experienced the bombardment of video short dramas, refuse such a typical boss plot?

You can tell by looking at the expressions of Daisy and the three people behind them. Now Daisy and the three of them have expressions of being knocked over, and the faces of one woman and two men are full of aunty smiles.

But this is not the case for Sherlock.

After experiencing the bombardment of short dramas such as the crooked dragon king, the domineering president, the grudges of the wealthy, the real and fake daughters, the counterattack of the diaosi, and the ups and downs of the officialdom in the previous life, Sherlock looked at Thor and Jane who were currently playing out the story of the boss. Feeling uncomfortable.

It's the awkward feeling of digging your toes into the ground, and the feeling of witnessing the absurdity of Boss Ba's plot.

Taking ten thousand steps back and looking at the scene between Jane and Sol just based on the CP, Sherlock also felt extremely embarrassed. After all, the most important condition for the CP is that the two of them must look alike, and they must not be the same. So familiar!

After all, distance creates beauty!

But look at these two people, which of the damn conditions do they meet?

Jane's appearance is very similar to that of Natalie Portman. Both of them have cold looks, not to mention Thor, who is even more similar to Xu Jinjiang than the actor who played Thor in his previous life.

Can you compare Natalie Portman and Xu Jinjiang’s CP?

Anyway, Sherlock can't do it, and the most important thing is that when Thor started dating Jane, Sherlock was forced to get involved. Damn it, the last time he was in Asgard , the love letter Sol wrote to Jane was ghostwritten by his mother-in-law Sherlock.

Just like that, how can Sherlock start knocking?

Therefore, from beginning to end, Sherlock watched the interaction between the two of them as if he had seen something dirty.

Perhaps because Sherlock's eyes were too dazzling, after Jane and Sol nibbled for a while as if no one else was around, they discovered Sherlock standing ten meters away.

Out of concern for her friends and singles, Jane seemed to want to come over and say something to Sherlock.

Sherlock didn't know what Jane and Sol said because of the distance. He only saw Jane and Sol exchanging a few words before walking towards Sherlock's direction.

However, before taking two steps, Jane's footsteps stopped. As Jane approached, black and red mist began to appear uncontrollably on Jane's body, and Jane's face also showed when she stopped. A sad look.

As if a heart attack suddenly occurred, Jane immediately covered her chest. With uncontrollable black-red mist pouring out from all over her body, Jane immediately knelt on one knee.

Seeing that Jane had a problem, Thor almost subconsciously threw the meow hammer in his hand towards the place that threatened Jane's safety.

Looking at it now, the only place that can be said to be a threat is Sherlock, who stood there with a confused face and had no time to say anything to stop Jane.

Sherlock almost watched helplessly as Thor threw the Meow Meow Hammer towards him, and his whole body felt bad.

Damn it, you actually swung a hammer at me? You bastard is so close to Jane, even if you reach out and pull her, you actually swing the hammer at me?

What a great bastard who values ​​sex over friends! ! !

Sol! I! knock! ! you! ! ! guy! ! ! ! mother! ! ! ! !

Of course, at the speed of Meow Hammer, although the roar in Sherlock's mind was deafening, there was no time to convert the roar in Sherlock's head into sound waves.

The strong combat skills prompted Sherlock to almost subconsciously take out the wand placed in the library and activate Disapparation.

With a crackling sound of space distortion, Sherlock was no longer on the path of Meow Hammer. When Sherlock appeared again, he was already on the other side.

Of course, Sherlock was not a fool and kept a certain safe distance from Jane.

As Sherlock left, the abnormality on Jane's body disappeared without a trace in an instant. As if nothing had happened, Jane returned to normal and stood up, looking at Sherlock with a puzzled face. .

And Thor seemed to have realized what stupid thing he had just done. Meowth Hammer flew halfway before being summoned back by Thor with his hand.

Although it seems like a long time to write this thing in words, in fact, everything happened in just a few breaths.

Although this incident did not cause any irreparable consequences, Sherlock's face was still terribly dark.

Just a little bit closer! Just a little bit closer! Sherlock is going to really experience what it means to catch the Meow Hammer with his face!

The last time the Meowth Hammer was caught with his face was Thor who had just thrown the hammer, but that Meowth Hammer was just a fake after all! That thing is still in Sherlock's library and is collected by Sherlock!

Now Thor actually wants to use a real Meowth Hammer to recreate what Sherlock did to Thor when Sherlock was in New Mexico?

It's unbearable, even uncle and aunt can't bear it! !

Sherlock tried his best to raise the corners of his mouth and showed a twisted smile to Jane, trying to make his tone as kind as possible.

"Jane, can you please stay ten meters away from your dear boyfriend and keep this safe distance? I have something to talk to our prince of Asgard, dear Thor. ~"

Although Sherlock's tone was very kind, Jane didn't sound like a kind person. Coupled with Sherlock's almost cannibalistic look when he stared at Solna when he said this, Jane simply couldn't refuse. Sherlock.

Trying hard to rub the goosebumps on her body caused by Sherlock's tone just now, Jane, under the gaze of Saul's eyes asking for help, pulled Daisy and the three of them away a long way away without any psychological burden, let alone ten meters. Yes, even thirty meters.

Seeing that Jane had left a safe distance for herself, the smile on Sherlock's face became brighter and brighter, and the wand moved up and down flexibly in Sherlock's hand.

"Thor~"

Sherlock still maintained the nurturing tone just now, drawing Sol's attention from Jane to himself.

Seeing Thor's eyes turned towards him, Sherlock's expression began to distort rapidly.

"Me! Knock! You! Mom! You die!!! You!!!!"

Chapter 330 The spirited boy Thor

Facts have proved that as long as the field is sufficient and the mage's displacement skills are good enough, the warrior will never be able to beat the mage. Just flying a kite is enough to kill the warrior alive.

Although Sherlock was pushed to the ground repeatedly by Thor at the entrance of Asgard's Rainbow Bridge, this time, when Sherlock took out his wand, Thor was punished by Sherlock in a miserable manner. Remarkable.

After Sherlock finally calmed down and put away his wand, Thor could no longer be called a human being, and should be more appropriately called a humanoid creature.

It can be said that Sherlock tested all the evil spells on Thor except the torture spells. Of course, the most important ones were the mischievous spells.

Thor was now hanging upside down in the air, and his fat and long tongue was pulled out of his mouth, dragging it to the ground over his front teeth that shot straight into the sky, as well as Thor's nose and forehead.

Her legs were tightly locked together by Sherlock's magic, pointing straight towards the sky, as if dancing a little swan, but the shoes on her feet were a little weird. They were not ballet shoes, but turned into ballet shoes. Got a yellow Chelsea boot.

The two arms that can run horses were fixed into a strange shape by Sherlock's magic. Even out of an unknown bad taste, Sherlock forced Thor to use one hand to compare six and the other to compare. seven.

Of course, Thor's clothes have not escaped Sherlock's clutches. The originally majestic armored cloak has now begun to develop in strange directions.

There are six things similar to breastplates on Thor's upper body armor. At this time, the originally round breastplates have turned into the shape of Hello Kitty.

Even the prismatic armor on his arms had turned into the shape of a cat, and with the blessing of Sherlock's transformation technique, it actually shone with a strange pink metal light.

The originally red cloak began to flash red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple under the blessing of Sherlock's magic, highlighting the style of a modified car in an urban-rural area.

Even Thor's originally handsome long hair was transformed into Chun-Li's bun-like hair by Sherlock's magic.

Under the control of Sherlock, a combination of earth and ocean is highlighted, with a feeling of weirdness and absurdity coexisting.

Oh, by the way, there is also the Meowth Hammer that Sherlock has not let go. Of course, it is sheer nonsense if you want Sherlock to pick up the Meowth Hammer, but this does not delay Sherlock from using magic at all. Control Thor to get a hammer that hangs down to the ground and binds it to the handle of the Meowth Hammer on the ground.

Swinging the Meow Hammer through Thor's tongue, after all, strictly speaking, even the tongue counts as Thor himself, right?

But Sherlock's eyes were opened. This was the first time in his two lives that a hammer could accurately convey an emotion called disgust.

Jane and Daisy, who were standing on the other side, also felt uncomfortable. Daisy didn't care. At this time, she was rolling on the ground laughing with two little meats holding their bellies.

Jane, on the other hand, felt extremely uncomfortable being caught in the middle. Just kidding, the butt of the joke was her boyfriend. Just kidding, Sol's weird look at the junction of urban and rural areas was really funny.

Of course, Sherlock was not a devil. After playing tricks on Thor for a while, he put Thor down from mid-air.

Of course, after putting it down and returning home, Thor's urban-rural appearance, Sherlock, did not help Thor recover.

Thor himself, on the other hand, although he was in a state of embarrassment, still did not recognize the wand in Sherlock's hand. He stared at Sherlock with his two small eyes.

Thor still can't figure out how he became so powerful despite being able to repeatedly pin Sherlock to the ground last time. This guy has not been seen for a few days.

Although he didn't fight back strongly just now, Thor couldn't deny that Sherlock was able to hit him while hanging.

But one thing is said, Sol feels that apart from his big tongue and big teeth, his current body is still very handsome, and he has a feeling that he is the most eye-catching in me.

Because he couldn't get close to Jane, it was not possible to rely on shouting for communication. Sherlock pulled two walkie-talkies from those black suits and threw one to Jane.

After Jane comforted him for a while, Sherlock reluctantly calmed down and waved his wand to restore Thor to his original state.

It's just that no one noticed the flash of regret in Thor's eyes after he returned to his original state. Not to mention, he really liked the golden Chelsea boots that Sherlock conjured for him, and Meow Meow. The armor and the colorful shining cloak.

And after Jane comforted Sol like an old mother, she and Daisy explained the situation just now. Only now did Sol understand why the red and black mist appeared on Jane's body just now.

Seemingly sensing something was wrong, Thor hugged Jian Jian, greeted Sherlock, and called Heimdall to the sky.

Sherlock just heard Thor calling him. Before Sherlock could figure out what was happening on the other side, the Rainbow Bridge had already arrived.

What is different from the original work is that this time, Saul brought Daisy with him.

By the time Sherlock came to his senses, Sherlock was already standing at the gate of the Rainbow Bridge.

Seeing that Daisy was there, Sol immediately handed Jane over to Daisy, walked quickly to Sherlock and started talking to Sherlock.

In fact, it's nothing. Thor is mainly worried about Jane's health. Compared with the medical conditions on Earth, Asgard's medical level is undoubtedly much higher than that on Earth.

Of course, Thor didn't know what the red-black mist was, but Thor believed that the doctors in Asgard would treat Jane well.

The reason for bringing Sherlock and Daisy is that on the one hand, Jane needs someone to take care of her. As Jane's best friend and homosexual, Daisy is undoubtedly the best choice. The most important thing is that during the treatment process, Daisy also needs someone to take care of her. It can serve as Jane's spiritual support and provide motivation for Jane.

On the other hand, since this red-black mist will emerge from Jane's body when Sherlock is close, it proves that this unknown mist likes Sherlock very much.

As Sherlock's good brother, Thor would never leave his good brother in the same place like this. If a red-black mist like this appeared again, then according to the medical level of the earth, if he had not rushed over, , will my good brother also die on the spot?

Well, although Thor said it well and it was great to care about his own emotions, Sherlock couldn't stand it and knew that this red-black mist was the legendary reality gem. Looking at the entire universe, there would not be another one in it. The presence.

However, Sherlock is also very curious about why the Reality Stone likes him so much, and he can understand it thoroughly this time.

But there was one thing that still puzzled Sherlock.

That's been so long. Even Sherlock had beaten Thor just now. Didn't this guy realize at all that he was his comrade-in-arms wizard during the Battle of New York?

Chapter 331 The infinite gems that can no longer be looked at directly

After entering Asgard, Thor just said hello, then held Jane in the posture of a princess and ran towards the palace.

Sherlock and Daisy could only curse and vent their anger together in a low voice while waving their legs hard to keep up with Thor's pace.

In the end, Sherlock couldn't stand it anymore. Damn Thor, this bastard whose brain is full of muscles. He and Daisy, two mortal masters, would definitely not be able to outrun Thor, that devilish muscular man.

At that moment, Sherlock stopped while panting heavily, and grabbed Daisy who was about to fall to the ground.

To be honest, Sherlock had never felt that the distance from the gate of the Rainbow Bridge to the palace of Asgard would be so tiring before. It was not like Sherlock had never walked it before and he was not as tired as a bear.

But I can't stand Thor. He runs too fast. Even if it's fast, it's pretty damn durable. Sherlock and Daisy almost have to sprint for 100 meters to barely keep up with Thor. , Sherlock still has to drag Daisy, who is just an ordinary person.

With such a running method, Sherlock and Daisy would be dead if they could persist.

Without the slightest hesitation, Sherlock decisively took out the flying broomstick he had bought from his library. Although riding this thing would be embarrassing, compared to being exhausted, Sherlock still felt that shame was nothing. what.

He stepped on the broom decisively and pulled the exhausted Daisy behind him. Sherlock controlled the broom and followed Thor leisurely.

Don't tell me, the experience this time was much better. The only thing that wasn't a good experience was that after Daisy calmed down from behind, she kept twisting left and right to adjust her posture.

As soon as Daisy adjusts her posture, Sherlock's broom will start to shake unconsciously, making it difficult to control the direction. Fortunately, the speed and height of the two of them are not high, so Sherlock can still hold steady.

The two of them didn't even have the slightest intention of getting down and leaving on their own when they arrived at the palace of Asgard. They just sat on the broom and followed Thor into the medical room in the palace while everyone watched.

By the time Sherlock and Daisy arrived in the medical room, Jane was already lying on what looked like an operating table. Several robotic arms around her were constantly emitting red lights and scanning Jane's body back and forth.

Daisy rushed to Jane's side as soon as she jumped off Sherlock's broom, but Sherlock kept a safe distance and sat on a chair ten meters away because it would attract Jane's Reality Stone.

After throwing the broom into his library, Sherlock lit a cigarette with a sad look on his face. He seemed a little confused. He was just here to be a lobbyist this time, how could he catch up with such a situation? Bullshit.

After a while, Thor sat next to Sherlock with a sad look on his face. Almost subconsciously, Sherlock handed Thor a cigarette in his hand.

What surprised Sherlock was that Thor didn't know when he learned how to do it. He skillfully held it in his mouth, lit it, took a deep breath, and exhaled a puff of smoke with a sad look on his face.

Seeing Thor's expression, Sherlock raised his eyebrows and asked.

"The situation is not good? What did the doctor say?"