Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

"It's simple, because that insurance is one of my properties! What's more, no one can refuse Stark's 'well-intentioned' inquiry!"

This time it was Sherlock's turn to break the defense. After using Ma Zhe's arguments in his previous life to satirize Tony, the damn capitalist, for nearly five minutes, Sherlock was finally satisfied.

After Sherlock finally shut up, Tony's voice came out from the phone.

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business. Tell me, is that hammer really as magical as the insurance investigator said? It can't be lifted at all."

Just when Sherlock was about to say something to kill the curious Tony, Sherlock suddenly heard the sound of glass breaking. Before Sherlock could react, a blond strong man had already grabbed Sherlock. Locke's shoulders began to shake vigorously.

"Are you telling the truth? A hammer that cannot be lifted, and it fell from the sky? Tell me, where is the hammer!!"

Chapter 35 The small town life of Magic Salted Fish (Part )

For a moment, Sherlock even felt that his brain was about to be shaken. He couldn't even see clearly who shook him, and could only vaguely see a touch of blond hair.

Fortunately, the brawny man and Sherlock were not alone in the small restaurant. Seeing that something was wrong, the brawny man's companions rushed up at extremely fast speeds to pull Sherlock and the brawny man away.

Sherlock finally saw clearly the appearance of the strong man, well, how should I put it, Xu Jinjiang! It's you!

That's right, the one who almost had Sherlock's brains shaken was none other than our famous Mr. Xu Jinjiang's half-brother, our famous Hammer God Thor.

Sherlock originally thought of walking around the town after he finished eating to see if he could find any trace of Thor, but he never expected that Thor would come to him on his own.

What is this? No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to find any place, and you won't be able to find it without any effort at all? Fully automatic door-to-door delivery of the second version of Hammer God?

Sherlock looked at Thor, who was pulled away and stood in front of him, with an unusually weird expression. After being pulled away, Thor obviously calmed down, and looked at Sherlock's expression when he looked at him, without any disgust. , but asked in an extremely shy manner.

"Mortal, do you know me?"

Tony obviously heard what was going on on the phone, and his tone became a little anxious.

"What's wrong, brat, what happened?"

After Sherlock took a deep breath, his brain started working quickly to process the situation. First, he simply gave Tony a perfunctory response like a scumbag.

Then he spit out the fragrance against Tony's mouth, hung up the phone, and then raised his head to look at the two women and an old man who were holding Saul.

The three of them all had apologetic expressions and kept winking at Sherlock. Although he didn't know these three people, Sherlock quickly understood what they wanted to express from their eyes.

'This is a lunatic, don't be like him! '

Sherlock gave the three men a reassuring look, then looked at Thor who was still quite excited before answering.

"I'm sorry, sir, I don't know you. As for what you want to know about the hammer, all I can tell you is that he is not far to the east of the town."

Sherlock's answer was neither humble nor arrogant, and his tone didn't even fluctuate much, but Thor still looked very happy after getting the information he wanted.

Completely ignoring the expressions of Sherlock and the three people around him, he patted Sherlock's shoulder very excitedly.

"Very well, mortal, you have successfully gained the friendship of me, Thor, the God of Thunder. When I get my hammer back and my divine power, I can grant you a request!"

After saying that, he turned around and strode towards the door of the restaurant.

The pretty girl and the boy behind Thor rolled their eyes in unison. Sherlock could clearly see the girl who looked like Max from Broke Sisters had a look of wtf on her face.

After looking at the food on the table that he had quietly eaten for a few bites, and then at his friends who were chasing Sol out, he thought about it and grabbed a donut on the table and stuffed it into his mouth before rushing out.

Seeing such a dramatic scene in front of him, even Sherlock, who had been mentally prepared, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. At this moment, Sherlock understood very well why Odin would exile Thor to the earth. .

Even Sherlock understood why Loki wanted to usurp the throne.

Apart from anything else, if Thor is still in the late stage of Chuunibyou like he is now, and if Asgard is really passed on to Thor, then it will probably not be long before Asgard's demise.

Rubbing his sore shoulder from being slapped by Thor just now, Sherlock secretly decided that he would definitely come back for revenge in the future. Then he shook his head and turned around to finish the unfinished meal.

As for the scene where Thor breaks into S.H.I.E.L.D. alone, Sherlock said he didn't have much thought. At most, Thor's frustrated forward roar barely counts as a famous scene, and the rest are just some action scenes.

If you have some free time, you might as well go back to the hotel early to study alchemy in the library, and also study what potions can give you the side effects you need with a high probability.

Just as Sherlock was eating and thinking about his next plan, a quick slap hit the unprepared Sherlock on the back again.

Caught off guard, Sherlock was almost sent away by this blow. After coughing for a while, he coughed out the food that almost choked him to death. Then Sherlock turned angrily and looked at the person who had just photographed him. .

Well, he is still the Hammer God Thor who is in the late stage of Chuunibyou.

Thor simply ignored Sherlock's angry eyes and looked at Sherlock as if he was in the late stages of his second-year illness. He didn't even mean to apologize for his behavior just now.

"Mortal, there is one more thing. The great Thor needs to know where to get a horse for the journey."

Before Sherlock could have his attack, Sherlock saw Thor's girlfriend Jane yelling outside the window through the glass window of the small restaurant, and kept waving to the side.

Then the three bankrupt sisters Max, Lao Dang Yizhuang Shavig, and Jane Foster rushed into the restaurant in a hurry. The three of them choked each other, carried others, and carried Sol with all their hands. He was dragged out of the restaurant again.

Even after taking Thor out, Jane Foster did not forget to return to the restaurant, apologize to Sherlock and settle the bill with Sherlock.

Looking at the four people leaving, Sherlock felt like he was filled with anger.

Very well, Thor, you have successfully aroused the wrath of a magician!

Sherlock had no intention of continuing to eat. He turned around and stood up and walked to his hotel. Damn it, Sherlock didn't want to get involved in the plot of Thor going to get the hammer.

But now, with those two slaps directed at Thor, Sherlock felt that it was time for Thor to experience what it means to take revenge from a villain from morning to night!

Damn it, if I don't show my power, do you think I'm Hello Kitty? Damn it, if Sherlock doesn't break Thor's defense against him, he will write his name backwards.

Quickly packing up his belongings, Sherlock found a deserted alley as quickly as possible. The Elder Wand appeared in Sherlock's hand in an instant.

Without even bothering to pretend, Sherlock directly cast a magic spell on himself. Looking at his body that was gradually becoming transparent, the smile on Sherlock's face began to become gradually more perverted.

Chapter 36 Sherlock’s Revenge

With the crackling sound of space distortion, Sherlock's figure suddenly disappeared into the quiet and deserted alley, but the next second, the black line on Sherlock's forehead returned to where it was, and even Even the position has not changed.

The reason is also very simple. Sherlock does not know Jane Foster's address, and naturally does not know where Jane Foster took Thor, the hammer god.

Sherlock's expression was extremely uncomfortable. After all, he had experienced a failed disembodiment. It felt like squeezing his body into a narrow rubber tube and moving forward quickly.

After finally squeezing to the end of the pipe, I found that the end of the pipe was sealed with a barbed wire. Either the barbed wire turned into pieces and appeared everywhere, or the only way left was to return to this road.

Naturally, it is impossible for Sherlock to choose to become fragments, so there is only one way to return to the original place.

"Very well, my dear Thor, the enmity between us has deepened."

Sherlock said viciously as he drew another straight character for Thor in the little notebook in his heart. Don't ask why it's not just one stroke. Just ask, Sherlock is happy.

Although he doesn't know where Thor has gone now, Sherlock knows where this guy will eventually appear. After all, the current Thor can't resist the temptation of the hammer at all, so he didn't hesitate at all, and it was another phantom. Disapparated and disappeared.

When Sherlock appeared again, the scene in front of him had changed to the wreckage of his car and the hammer that was still in place, surrounded by bustling agents.

Fortunately, Sherlock is still in invisible form, but no SHIELD agent has discovered Sherlock. Sherlock can't continue to stand among this group of busy agents. He cautiously came to the periphery and began to wait. The arrival of Thor.

But it was obvious that Sherlock had miscalculated. He originally thought that Thor, a reckless man, could not resist the temptation of the hammer and would rush here directly after Sherlock explained the location of the hammer.

But it was obvious that Thor didn't do that. Sherlock almost watched helplessly as these SHIELD agents worked hard all afternoon, setting up a simple laboratory and collecting the remains of his car and Meow. Meowthummer enveloped the laboratory.

Then he watched helplessly as the group of field agents headed by Crossbones drove away happily after finishing everything, leaving only some low-level agents with pistols as security personnel.

Even the weather gradually turned from sunny at the beginning to cloudy. Even when the sun set, it began to rain lightly, and it had a tendency to gradually become heavier.

Sherlock also changed from wanting to let Thor experience what it means to take revenge from a villain from morning to night, to finding an opportunity to give Thor a big one.

Seeing that the sky was getting darker and darker, and the rain was getting heavier, Sherlock could only hold up a small mirror space as a cover and rain-proof measure, and remained nailed to the spot.

Sherlock simply didn't believe that Thor would give up his Meow Hammer so easily. Facts have proved that Sherlock's guess was not wrong at all.

When the rain reached its peak, Sherlock vaguely heard the roar of a car engine in the distance. With the help of magic, Sherlock could see that the driver was a nervous-looking Jane Foss. Special, and sitting in the passenger seat was Thor, whom Sherlock had longed for.

Sighing that Thor had finally arrived, the smile on Sherlock's face began to become more and more perverted. Without any hesitation, he took out the Meow Hammer he copied from his library and weighed it in his hand.

Feeling that the hand was perfect, Sherlock cast another layer of phantom spell on his hammer, and then looked at the SUV not far away. Thor, who had changed his clothes, was talking to a nervous-looking man. Jane Foster says something.

After a while, Thor closed the car door, leaving Jane Foster alone in the car, and strode towards the camp set up by SHIELD.

Sherlock naturally followed Thor cautiously, and watched with his own eyes as Thor relied on the excellent physical fitness of the Asgardians to knock down the two guards responsible for guarding, and then walked into the experiment swaggeringly. The middle of the room.

That's where the wreckage of Sherlock's car was, and he saw his favorite Meowth hammer.

With an excited look on his face, Thor completely ignored the car wreckage near the hammer. Like a pervert, he gently touched every part of the hammer and kept muttering words about his closest comrade.

Sherlock got goosebumps after hearing this. You Asgardians are also very playful with their emotions.

After Thor finally finished remembering the past between himself and the Meowth Hammer, he confidently placed his hand on the handle of the hammer, and his face even showed the look of regaining his divine power.

But unfortunately, things did not go as Thor imagined. No matter how hard he tried, or even with all his good words, he still could not shake the Meow Hammer at all, or even make the Meow Hammer move.

For a moment, Thor seemed to have thought of something, and he knelt on the ground in great pain and screamed loudly. That word "no" can be said to make the listener cry, and he wrote an 800-word article with extremely rich emotions. short essay.

But it was obvious that none of this affected Sherlock. Seeing that Thor had taken a good posture, Sherlock no longer hesitated and aimed at Thor's painful face with a smirk on his face.

He almost rounded his arm and hit Thor in the face with a hammer.

The next second, Thor's painful wailing stopped abruptly. Under the impact of huge emotions and Sherlock's knowing blow, Thor passed out on the ground with blood on his face.

The great revenge was avenged. Sherlock threw his fake Meowth Hammer in his library and disappeared from the place.

As for whether Thor will have a concussion or something, Sherlock can say that he is not worried at all. First of all, Sherlock's fake Meow Meow Hammer is just a fake with only appearance. Sherlock even guessed that it is very likely that this thing It's still hollow, and the material is probably the same aluminum as your own frame.

After all, Sherlock didn't understand Uru metal at all, and he didn't take apart the hammer to understand the internal alchemical structure. Naturally, it was impossible to actually replicate a Meowth hammer.

Secondly, Sherlock has not forgotten that when Thor forged the Storm Ax, he was able to withstand the power of a planet. It was just a hammer in the face. Sherlock thought it was a small problem.

Chapter 37 The Small Town Life of Thor and the Wizard (Part )

After Sherlock gave Thor a slap in the face, he returned to the alley where he left with a comfortable expression. It was not until Sherlock walked back to the hotel where he stayed that Sherlock felt a little scared. .

I seem to be a little too arrogant, actually doing things under the nose of SHIELD. If the people like Black Braised Egg or Hydra really find out that I can do magic, they will definitely be like a dog-skin plaster. Stick it on.

At that time, unless you give up everything you have now and hide in a place like Kama Taj, Black Braised Egg will definitely find various ways to make you complete something voluntarily or forcedly.

Sherlock recited his goal silently several times. He stayed here for the Destroyer Armor, not to cause trouble.

I silently opened up my perception again and again to see if anyone around me was watching me.

Miraculously, Sherlock didn't feel any prying eyes, and there weren't even any surveillance personnel around his room.

Despite this, Sherlock was still cautious and arranged a confusion spell in the room to make it look like he was just lying on the bed reading a book. Then he took out the pirated Meowth Hammer that he had just beaten Thor from his library. .

As expected, the pirated Meow Meow Hammer had already been suppressed for more than half of it. The place where it was held down was clearly printed with Thor's painful face. It looked like a mask of pain had grown on Meow Meow. Hammer on.

Sherlock was so happy that he kept rolling on the bed. He now owned the most powerful peripheral of Thor, the Meowth Hammer that he had personally hammered.

After a while, Sherlock finally regained his composure and put the hammer into his library, planning to keep it permanently. He pulled out a book on alchemy and lay on the bed, intending to read it for a while before taking a shower. sleep.

The next day, Sherlock slept until three o'clock in the morning before he got up comfortably, washed up, and leisurely came to the restaurant to have a meal that he didn't know whether to count as breakfast or lunch.

Miraculously, Sherlock just walked through the door and saw Thor and Jane Foster again. This time, Eric Schavig, a doctor of astronomy, was not with them.

Only Jane Foster, the Big Bear Girl from the Bankrupt Sisters, and Thor are left. The two girls are comforting the depressed Thor at this time.

The three of them also noticed Sherlock walking in. The two girls greeted Sherlock with a slight embarrassment, and Sherlock naturally responded generously. Even Thor Sherlock also said hello.

It was as if he wasn't the one holding the hammer to Thor yesterday.

As young people, they quickly became familiar with each other. It was only now that Sherlock knew the name of the big-breasted girl among the bankrupt sisters, Daisy Louise.

The few people just had a meal together and then separated in a hurry. Sherlock didn't care. After finishing the food he ordered, he got up and prepared to visit the town again.

The town is not very big, and just a short while is enough for Sherlock to get a glimpse of the whole town. Similarly, this also means one thing, there are also very few things to entertain in the town.

In desperation, Sherlock walked into the only bar in the town. The bar was like the typical American bar style in many lighthouse countries, with some red necks drinking inside.

It was quite lively, and Sherlock didn't have any stage fright. He was quite popular among this group of people based on his recent travel experiences. The most popular one was Sherlock's experiences in Florida.

With the crouching dragons and phoenix chicks that can be seen everywhere and the unique landform features, a group of people in the bar just called this continent a good American, and they were still enjoying it.

Naturally, Sherlock was among them, laughing with these small town natives, but he didn't feel lonely at all.

Until evening, the lively atmosphere in the tavern began to gradually reach a climax. As the people of the town finished their day's work, people continued to walk into this lively tavern.

Sherlock didn't pay attention. He sat at the bar and tasted his beer, listening to the latecomers telling other jokes and laughing until a big hand patted Sherlock's shoulder.

Sherlock turned around in confusion and saw that the people coming were none other than Thor, Daisy Louise, and Jane Foster.

The few people had gotten to know each other a lot because of the morning meal. Now, under the influence of alcohol, the relationship between the few people was warming up rapidly. Thor kept telling them about Asgard's experiences.

A few people listened with great interest. After all, jokes are always jokes, and it would be great if it can make people happy.

During this period, Jane Foster also told Sherlock about the recent situation of several people. The two ladies were on vacation because their experimental equipment was temporarily requisitioned by SHIELD. The astronomy research of the two and the doctor was suspended. , can only do some paper work.

As for Thor, after experiencing the shock of not being able to hold the Meow Hammer, and with Jane Foster's enlightenment, Thor temporarily gave up his plan to return to Asgard.

He planned to find a job in a small town to support himself first. After all, Thor, an Asgardian warrior, could not accept that he had to rely on Jane Foster to live.