Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

"No, do you and I think about the same thing?"

Faced with Sherlock's inquiry, Tony walked up to Sherlock without caring, put his hand on Sherlock's shoulder, touched the vast universe with his other hand, and said to Sherlock with a smile.

"wubba lubba dub dubs, Sherlock, my dear grandson, do you want to go on an exciting cosmic adventure?"

Well, although Tony seems to have the idea of ​​taking advantage of himself, Tony's imitation of Rick is really good this time, and that's what Sherlock means, so he doesn't care so much.

After rolling his eyes, Sherlock had a malicious smile on his face before continuing.

"You probably guessed it right. Since you said the registration place is the domain of the dark elves, and no one in the universe knows us, then why don't we have a crazy and bastard Rick and Morty-style battle? What about adventure?”

The more Sherlock talked, the more excited he became, and the more he thought about it, the more interesting it became. Her mother still had to be tight on earth, after all, morals and laws were restraining her, but who would care outside of earth.

This means that there is only one spacecraft on the earth now. If all countries on the earth master the manufacturing method of spaceships, then 80 billion locusts will really emerge from the cage.

Don't worry, human beings are complex and have two sides. Under the shell of truth, goodness and beauty, everyone has dark and twisted places. Otherwise, games like Give Him Love wouldn't be so popular.

After Sherlock finished speaking, a smile appeared on Tony's face, as if he had finally made up his mind, and he gave Sherlock a smile that he thought was very handsome.

"Who can resist being a handsome and charming bastard? Seriously, there are so many things I've wanted to try!"

Chapter 368 Black Market

The two of them just put it together for a moment and both showed tacit asshole smiles. Tony didn't change any star maps. After the two casually sent a message to their family, they cheered and found the nearest black market to start. Rush that way.

In fact, according to normal logic, when going to an unfamiliar place, most people go to a peaceful and stable place first, and few are willing to go to a place that represents chaos and danger like the black market.

But in the universe, such things are often contrary to logic, especially in the Marvel world.

Although the cosmic races in the Marvel world are not as terrifying and gloomy as the dark forest described in The Three-Body Problem, they are actually extremely chaotic.

Countless races bring contradictory ideas and absolutely discordant views. Therefore, when setting their sights on the universe, the black market has become the only place for novices to enter the universe.

On the one hand, it is because the first universal currency can be accumulated quickly in the black market. On the other hand, because of different races and different habits, the bosses of the black market often care most about the stability of the market.

It is very possible to encounter official oppression of alien species in other places, but you will never encounter such a thing in the black market.

If you want to do business in the black market, the boss of the black market must ensure the safety of the people who come to him, even if the two races are hostile.

Of course, if you go outside the boundaries of the black market, the boss will not care about you. Even if you are beaten into a fool, as long as it does not affect the black market, the boss will stand aside and open a bottle of good wine and watch the battle silently.

Since there is this rule, as a guarantee of your safety, naturally, whether you are doing business in the black market or posting tasks, the black market boss will charge a high commission.

The high commissions mean that every black market boss is extremely rich. Over a long period of time, the weapons of some black market bosses are actually not much different from those of some weak officials in the universe.

Therefore, officials also turn a blind eye to the existence of the black market.

In the black market, you can buy anything you want with the fairest treatment, provided you have the money!

Naturally, the black market has also become the best development base for newcomers to the universe. Sherlock and Tony are relatively lucky compared to those newcomers who set foot in the universe for the first time.

Because the Dark Elf mothership was in hand, the two of them could avoid many big pitfalls that novices would step into through just a few words of internal information.

Of course, because the star map of the two people was provided by the Dark Elf Mothership, even if someone really comes on board to check, this thing cannot be fake. This is why Sherlock and Tony plan to imitate Rick and Morty, a pair of bastards. The fundamental confidence of grandfather and grandson.

Of course, after all, the whole show still needs to be done. Sherlock took out his wand and performed a human transformation on himself and Tony. Under Sherlock's magic, both Sherlock and Tony turned into darkness. The appearance of an elf.

It's just that Tony's transformed image is inexplicably similar to Rick in the cartoon, while Sherlock has transformed into the most handsome guy among the dark elves according to the aesthetics of earthlings.

Although Tony strongly opposed Sherlock's bad taste, the wand was in Sherlock's hand, and there was nothing Tony could do even if he objected.

But there is one thing to say, Rick is also a serious genius, even more genius than Tony to some extent, so Tony is not so disgusted with Rick's image, and in the end, he made a fuss. I gave up after the meeting.

The two of them came to the black market closest to the earth. Although it was the closest to the earth, without the jump engine, he would never be able to fly there with the rockets on the earth alone, even if he flew in his lifetime.

After parking the spaceship as instructed, the two of them walked out wearing Sherlock's magically modified battle armor. Well, although it was said to be a magical modification, it actually just added a small space behind the head for a traceless expansion spell. Just put the helmet inside.

And when the two of them stepped off the spaceship, their eyes were really opened. Not to mention the various kinds of spaceships, just the weird races in the airport were enough to open their eyes.

Sherlock and Tony even discovered that an unknown race's chin was shaking like an egg, which was quite interesting.

Of course, the two of them are novices after all, so they still have to pay attention to the impact, but once again they have to thank the dark elf Lao Tie for the technological help. Sherlock and Tony have built-in translators in their armors, which can understand all known races. language.

The two stopped and discussed quietly along the way, and finally arrived at the core of the black market, a super vast shanty town!

Yes, you heard it right, it is a very vast shantytown with only two floors at the top!

The tattered iron sheet and the tattered awning that cannot tell whether it is leather or cloth is the core area of ​​this black market, which is also the so-called 'bazaar' of the black market.

With great curiosity, the two of them walked into this huge shantytown. Don't tell me, there are really a lot of things for sale inside. Only you can't think of it, there is nothing that he doesn't sell.

From slave weapons to material supplies, it can be said that everything is available. There are even cosmic-level contraband items that are banned in many areas. They are openly placed on the stalls here waiting for people to choose.

Of course, as the unchanging tone of the black market, weapons will always be the most distinctive part of the black market. It can be said to have everything from pistols similar to those of Star-Lord in the Silver Guard to the main guns of spaceships.

Tony and Sherlock can be said to be completely intoxicated. Tony is addicted to the parts and weapons created by the appearance technology, while Sherlock's immersion point is very strange.

Sherlock is more immersed in weapons!

As for why Sherlock was so immersed in weapons that he couldn't extricate himself, the reason is actually very simple. Sherlock found a lot of interesting things in a store.

God knows why there's a Stormtrooper helmet, Darth Vader's helmet, and even a Mandalorian helmet in there!

Of course, although the appearance looks exactly the same, I don’t know whether it is a real Sherlock or a fake. After all, the black market can only guarantee that you can buy anything with the fairest treatment, but it does not guarantee that what you buy is the same. true or false!

For a collector like Sherlock, whether these three helmets are real or fake, Sherlock wants them very much! That price is, well, it can be said to be an astronomical figure for Sherlock, who is currently penniless.

Of course, these three helmets that Sherlock longed for were thrown behind his head after taking less than two steps. The reason is very simple, because Sherlock saw something he wanted more!

Lightsaber! ! ! ! A whole fucking wall of lightsabers! ! ! ! !

Chapter 369 Set a small goal first

Looking at the entire wall with lightsabers of various shapes and colors, Sherlock even felt like his mouth was watering.

Not just the ordinary lightsabers in Star Wars, sharp-eyed Sherlock even found two lightsabers with blades similar to Miao Dao on the counter!

God knows how much Sherlock wanted these two lightsabers. He even thought about the scene of fighting side by side with these two lightsabers!

In the final battle of Avengers 4, Sherlock stood on a scorched battlefield with a lightsaber in hand and worn-out armor, staring at Thanos opposite who was holding his iconic weapon.

The breeze blew gently and brought up wisps of dust and smoke on the battlefield. Just when Sherlock was about to raise his sword and fight Thanos again, golden portals flashed out behind Sherlock.

A large number of rebels, led by the Avengers, walked out of the golden portal one by one and stood behind Sherlock. Looking at the comrades beside him, Sherlock had a smile on his face.

He slowly raised an arm, pointed the tip of the knife directly at Zishujing's heart and spoke softly.

"Avengers, attack!!!"

As Sherlock's words fell, the soldiers behind Sherlock roared and raised their weapons and began to charge towards Thanos on the opposite side.

Just thinking about this scene makes Sherlock's lips even more damn hard to suppress than AK's, let alone what would happen if it really happened.

Sherlock felt that if such a thing could really happen, then he would probably shout "If God had not given birth to me, Sherlock," he would say that eternity would be like a long night! ! ! Completely forgetting the fact that he is actually a fort master, and he is extremely fragile in close combat.

But as the saying goes, it’s me who is weak in close combat, and it has nothing to do with these two handsome swords! As a mage, is it wrong to have a dream of melee combat? Didn’t you see that in HP there is also the Sword Master Navina who cuts off the snake’s head with one sword?

What's more, look at those mages on earth, Kama Taj has melee mages per capita! Is it wrong to want to fight in close combat? That’s right! The famous Archmage Gandalf once educated all the mages.

Add half of the skill points to endurance and half to strength, leaving one point for intelligence. Blocking, crit, charge, whirlwind dance, beheading, armor piercing, one-handed sword, and two-handed sword are all necessary points. As for the legal skills, one point is required. Holy light will do.

Sherlock, who had successfully brainwashed himself, happily gave himself a thumbs up, and then made up his mind to practice the Chunchun teachings of the great white-robed mage Gandalf, and moved his eyes to the price tag below.

When he saw the string of zeros after the number (generated by the language translator!) Sherlock felt that there was a real crack in his dream of becoming a king.

But as the saying goes, isn’t life just for showing off? What's the point of living if you can't show off, so when Sherlock saw the string of zeros, he became more determined to buy these two special lightsabers!

As the famous life coach X Jianlin said, young people should not set their goals too high, set a small goal first!

Yes, Sherlock has also set a small goal for himself. He wants to buy these two special lightsabers, then collect two ordinary lightsabers, and finally add the three helmets to his collection. middle!

With his goal in mind, Sherlock burst out with an intimidating aura. This aura gave people an extremely strange feeling, with passion, resentment, exhaustion, and even a sense of anger towards money.

Those who were wandering around felt Sherlock's aura called 'worker's involution anger' and stayed away from Sherlock. After all, there are not a few lunatics in the entire universe. God knows what this guy will do next. Will he go crazy?

And I don’t know if it’s because Sherlock was too involved in being a worker in his previous life, and the boss’s pie has not been fully digested even after traveling through time. The aura on Sherlock’s body is obviously that the feeling of resentment is stronger. .

Of course, Sherlock himself couldn't feel the abnormality on his body, and silently began to censor himself in his heart.

‘Isn’t it just involution? Isn’t it just a part-time job? In my last life, I was a real king of rolls. The high price is not a problem of money, but a problem of me. Sooner or later, I will fulfill my wish! ’

After a crazy meal of self-pua, Sherlock successfully brainwashed himself, and then turned around and left with great energy. He grabbed Tony, who was still studying the never-before-seen parts at various stalls, and walked into the black market. go.

The primary purpose now is to make money! If you want to make money, you must first know the information. Where to get the money is the most important.

In a new place, there are only two or three places with the most information. In China, it is nothing more than bathhouses, nightclubs, and restaurants. In foreign countries, it is bars, nightclubs, and DF places.

This routine is an iron law even in the entire universe, so Sherlock's goal is very clear, which is the bar.

After dragging Tony to find the largest bar in the center of the black market, Sherlock and Tony opened the door and walked in without any worries.

As expected by the two of them, the entire bar is a large-scale information exchange base, and it even functions as a mission release center. There is a huge board not far from the bar, which is densely packed with various information. Task.

Of course, in a place like the black market, you can't expect to get any good tasks. Most of them are dangerous activities, but again, the rewards are very high.

Yes, both of them have something they want to buy. For two people who are penniless, there is only one way to make money quickly, and that is to complete these dangerous tasks.

Moreover, it can be anything to offend anyone or carry out dangerous tasks. It can be said that the two of them are not afraid at all. After all, both of them are wearing the skin of dark elves in appearance and spaceship. Even if they really offend someone, the worst they can do is run away with their vests flung away. The road will be fine.

Therefore, as soon as the two came in, they began to focus on jobs that were high-paying but low-risk. Most of these jobs were more difficult and would offend a certain force.

Soon Sherlock and the two decided on a mission to steal a sacred object from a cosmic civilization tribe!

What the two of them have to do is very simple, rush in, get the things, run away, and then run back and hand over the money and deliver the goods! The most important thing is, the pay is high!

The reason why no one has bothered to hang here for so long is actually very simple. As mentioned before, this civilization is organized in a tribal-like way. The result of this method is that the warriors of this civilization are all mad dogs per capita.

Not many people want to mess with such a group of lunatics for money, who are like dog-skin plasters, unable to get rid of them, and eager to kill you at every turn.

However, Sherlock and Tony, as newcomers, accepted this task generously.

Even when the two of them were carrying things to the bar to take over the task, the group of drunkards in the tavern had already started to open the offer, and the content of the opening was, how long would it take for these two rookies to get into the hands of those crazy dogs? .

Chapter 370 Cosmic Bastard is coming online soon

Sherlock didn't care at all about the gambling game of these drunk men. That is to say, Sherlock was now a pauper. If Sherlock had money, he would rush forward and try to win by himself.

The two of them still went their own way and took on this difficult task under the repeated persuasion of the young lady at the bar. The young lady could only sigh and hand over the mission briefing and map that she had handed over countless times. Leave it to two people.

After getting the needed items, Sherlock and Tony turned around and left without any hesitation and returned directly to their own spaceship. As soon as they returned, Tony began to study the mission briefing that the young lady gave them.

But this time, Tony's face became darker and darker. The reason was simple. If the information in his hand was correct, they were going to a race named Pictou.

What can I say about this race? Just looking at their appearance, they all look cute and brainless. After all, both men and women of this race have an appearance like a lop-eared rabbit, which seems to make Furikong ecstatic. Bunnyman feeling.

The only difference may be that the males are all black and the females are all white.

Although the people of this race have such cute appearances, the things they do are not so cute. Everyone in the universe knows that these harmless-looking guys are all the sixth.

If you offend one of them, a group of people will rush out to take revenge. Not only that, this race also has the character of the sixth generation. They like to do those pyking behaviors in battle. If you can be a dog, you will never be tough.

As a result, all the forces in the universe are unwilling to provoke these guys. After all, if they fight, they will have to face an overwhelming number of Lao Liu, and killing one will attract a group of them. The more they kill, the more they kill, which is really a headache.

There is quite a feeling that the spear is sticky with shit, which is disgusting and breaks the defense.

In recorded history, the only time that this group of lunatics was allowed to give in was by one force. That force relied on its unparalleled number of people and warships, as well as its technological strength that was an era higher than this group of lunatics, to crush this group of lunatics. .

It wasn't until they almost destroyed the entire technology tree of Pictou that this group of lunatics reluctantly retreated.

And this time is also the first time that the sacred object of the Pictou race has appeared in the field of vision of the entire universe. Only then did someone in the universe know that this sacred object is actually the reason why the Pictou race can launch large-scale troops. reason.

In fact, it is quite interesting to say that this so-called holy object is actually a kind of radish that can only grow on an altar on Pictou's home planet.

What’s interesting is the functionality of this radish.

For the Pictou tribe, this carrot allows the Pictou tribe to get pregnant quickly and then grow up to become a qualified soldier.

For other races, the function of this thing is actually an enhanced version of the little blue pill. The cool thing is that after eating this carrot, you can control yourself according to your own wishes.

And the most important thing is that after eating this carrot, you can guarantee that you will definitely have a child of your own, even if it is a eunuch!

After Tony finished reading the introduction of what he wanted to get back, his expression became extremely strange, and he pointed at the introduction on the stereoscopic projection in mid-air without hesitation and complained.

"So, we fight tooth and nail to provoke a bunch of lunatics just so that some infertile rich man can have a baby?"

Sherlock wouldn't pay too much attention to Tony's complaints. Sherlock, who was on top now, couldn't care less whether this was weird or not. Money is the real thing. He went up and slapped Tony on the head and faced Tony. Complain to.

"You don't care about him, it's real when you get money! Don't care what he wants to do! Besides, even if he provokes you, the worst he can do is throw away his vest, let's just change it to another one. If you're afraid of a hammer, take out some You are showing off your energy as Rick."

After being mercilessly complained by Sherlock, Tony scratched his head and finally came to his senses. Sherlock was right, what the hell, just do it.

He immediately started discussing with Sherlock enthusiastically how to handle this matter.