Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

After thinking for a while, Sherlock said solemnly to Tony.

"I'm serious, don't mess with this guy. It's not because of how powerful this guy is or how awesome his background is, but because getting too close to this guy will affect your IQ!"

"Are you kidding me? After all, this guy looks just like those idiots on Earth!"

Tony's first reaction to Sherlock's statement was that he didn't believe it, but Sherlock soon shattered Tony's last expectations and continued with a solemn expression.

"No, I swear, it will really affect IQ! You know I will predict that he will definitely affect IQ. I only said this after seeing his future teammates!"

Hearing Sherlock's solemn words, Tony's expression changed involuntarily. After taking a rather apprehensive look at Star-Lord, who was still dancing, Tony pulled Sherlock away without any hesitation.

Just kidding, wish me the ultimate smart person on earth, one of the few people in the universe who is cursed by knowledge. The most precious thing about Tony, besides Pepper, is his IQ that is beyond ordinary people.

When you get in touch with Tony, you can pursue his name or his money. Even if your relationship is good, you can pursue his armor, but you can't pursue Pepper and his IQ!

Chapter 379 A Super Grabbing Shopping Trip

Tony, who was afraid that it would affect his IQ, couldn't help but take Sherlock and leave here as quietly as when he came. He planned to buy something and then return to Earth.

After all, when the two of them ran out to let themselves go, they only informed their families and didn't even discuss it with their families. You can imagine what they would face if they went back.

After all, the way Little Pepper looks when he is angry is very scary. Whoever sees it will know. Otherwise, why do you think his nickname is Little Pepper?

The planet they selected was a place called Qaida Star. It was the largest free trade zone nearby and one of the best shopping and entertainment planets in the universe.

The two planned to buy some souvenirs and go back. After all, the apology gifts had been purchased on the female paradise planet where there are no men. It can be said that it is the top and most comprehensive place for women's products in the entire universe!

The main purpose of coming to Qaidaxing this time was to buy some souvenirs and some electronic supplies to take back. At the very least, Xiaojiao couldn't let Xiaojiao know what the two of them were doing in the universe.

Sherlock even dared to swear that if Pepper knew that he and Tony were notorious in the universe, Tony would definitely shed a layer of skin even if he was not dead!

Of course, judging from the two people's daily behavior of treating the blacklist as a check-in, even if Qaida Star is a very open and peaceful free trade entertainment planet, the two of them would be arrested on the spot as soon as they showed up with their dark elf vests.

So this time, the two of them agreed to travel with their original appearance!

In the nearby asteroid belt, the two restored their original appearance, then put on their armors and flew out of the spacecraft. Sherlock shrank the spacecraft and stuffed it into his library.

After all, their spaceship can be regarded as a business card. God knows if the two of them showed up at the entrance of Qaida Star in this spaceship, they would be shot down directly.

After the two people entered the planet in the normal way wearing the armor, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief. Although the armor on the two people made the staff who entered the customs look at it repeatedly, to be honest, such armor was in the universe. It is not a rare thing.

Therefore, they were released as fans of the infamous ‘Destroyer of the Universe’.

The two people who turned into good babies immediately took off the armor used to survive in the vacuum environment of the universe in accordance with the laws of Qaidan Star in the sterilization room, and put it into Sherlock's library. Wearing regular clothes, they began to truly step into this world. A very famous planet integrating shopping and entertainment.

When the two of them walked out of the space elevator and stepped onto the land of Qaida Star, they both breathed a sigh of relief and reluctantly felt relieved.

How can I put it, the lawless days have been too long, and I am still a little uncomfortable with starting to abide by the law intermittently.

Of course, if you are not used to it, you are not used to it, but you still have to buy things. Anyway, the two of them have a lot of money, so they simply let go and started buying all kinds of weird and unseen things.

In addition to electronic products and souvenirs, Tony's main target is those beautiful ornaments with some basic functions, which are Pepper's favorite.

If the cosmetics, clothes, bags, and jewelry bought in Women's Paradise can evade the death penalty, then the remaining punishment depends on whether the small ornaments bought in Qaidaxing this time are good enough and whether they can please Little Pepper. , freeing Little Pepper from the crime of living.

As for Sherlock, Sherlock didn't have so many ideas. After all, his five uncles were almost used to his behavior of going out for a walk from time to time.

Moreover, men are always easier to coax than women. Compared with the angry little pepper who is harder to control than a pig during the Chinese New Year, Sherlock's five uncles can only surround Sherlock and have sex at most. Just kick it in a circle and that's over.

Of course, if you bring their lovely gifts, you can avoid this circle kick, and Sherlock can prepare the gifts of these gentlemen without even coming to Qidaxing.

It was nothing more than spirits and weapons. When he was on the black market, Sherlock had already bought several types of energy weapons and a large box of alien wine, hoping to make his five uncles smile.

Even in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, Sherlock also bought five complete sets of women's cosmetics, clothing, bags and other gadgets when he put on makeup and sneaked into the female paradise planet, and then gave them to the five straight men to ask for. The joy of the black widows who flirted with them.

In this way, Sherlock can be sure that he is absolutely foolproof!

What really gives Sherlock a headache is his two lolita. If he can't buy something to make those two lolita happy, then Sherlock's life will be really difficult.

Of course, Sherlock's luck was pretty good. In a store, Sherlock actually bought two little ducks that were only as tall as a basketball. Sherlock believed that these two little ducks would definitely make the two little lolita happy.

The reason is simple, because these two little ducks look very much like Donald Duck and Daisy in Disney!

Especially after Sherlock changed the clothes of these two little creatures with high IQs, they looked more like each other. Even their cries were like Donald Duck's, which was amazing.

Of course, Tony on the side looked at it in a daze, and even wondered if this thing would be targeted by Disney's legal department if it really appeared on earth.

That is to say, Sherlock also has a library and the ability to exchange Newt's suitcase infinitely. Otherwise, the two of them just buy things as if they were buying goods, and they really have enough money to take all these things back.

The two of them entered Qaidah Star empty-handed, and then they were still empty-handed, but Sherlock walked out with six more boxes in the library.

Along the way, Tony was rambling on rehearsing what he would say to make Pepper not so angry when he got back, which made Sherlock roll his eyes all the way.

Just as the two of them were walking toward the cosmic elevator where they came from, Sherlock suddenly felt something hit him hard on the back.

Due to inertia, Sherlock didn't even have time to react before he was pushed forward by the huge force on his back.

As we all know, when people are in a panic, especially when they suddenly lose their balance, they always subconsciously want to grab something to prevent themselves from falling so hard.

Of course, Sherlock is not immune to this. He was caught off guard and waved his hands randomly in the air. Not to mention, Sherlock actually caught something, but Sherlock was not sure what he caught. That’s it.

Before Sherlock fell to the ground and threw down the unknown heavy object behind his back, a voice full of ridicule came from behind Sherlock.

"Nice taste, brother!"

Following the content of the voice, Sherlock subconsciously glanced up, and what he saw was a pink men's underwear with the captain's shield pattern printed on it, and Tony, who was trembling slightly because his brain suddenly shut down due to the incident.

Well, at this moment, I also knew what the hell I had grabbed in my panic, Tony's pants!

Chapter 380 A surprising way to go to jail

Ask, what happens when a person becomes too ashamed and socially dead?

Answer: He will be furious, and he will try every means to bring in the culprit who caused his death, and together they will find a way to change his life in the universe.

Yes, that's how Sherlock feels now. The cause of the matter is very simple. That bastard Star-Lord also came to Qaidah to hand in a mission, and then met Gamora. The two had a fight, and then Rocket and Groot also wanted to To get a share of the pie, he wanted to snatch the power stone from Star-Lord.

In the end, under the poet's entanglement, Rocket was accidentally thrown away and hit Sherlock's back, causing Sherlock to lose his balance. He grabbed Tony's pants with his hands and ripped them off in public.

Well, in fact, even Sherlock himself didn’t expect Tony to wear such underwear. The pink color shows Tony’s girlishness. The most important thing is that Tony talks about hating the captain, but he just The captain's logo is printed on his underwear.

It can only be said that there were people who were making fun of Captain and Tony's CP in the past life and it was definitely not groundless.

Of course, compared to Sherlock's worries, Tony was much more at a loss, especially after hearing Rocket's tasteful teasing, Tony only felt a crisp ding in his head.

This is not the system starting up, but the sound of the string called reason breaking!

With a dark face, Tony pulled up his pants in an instant as fast as the Flash, and then touched his wrists with both hands. The two gauntlets belonging to the steel armor covered Tony in an instant. on the wrist.

Similarly, steel armored jet boots quickly appeared on Tony's feet, and then with a sound of energy accumulation, Tony's face began to become ferocious.

"You all have to die for me today!!!"

That's right, under the influence of shame and social death, Tony successfully lost his IQ and joined the melee of the prototype Silver Guard team in front of him.

Sherlock, who got up from the ground, turned around and saw Star-Lord, Gamora, Rocket and Groot, as well as Tony, who kept firing hand cannons with a dark face, and sighed helplessly.

"Look, I just say stay away from this group of people. It really affects your IQ!"

After complaining helplessly, Sherlock could only shout, "Don't fight~" while taking out a stun gun from the library and joining the battle, trying to mediate the struggle between several people.

As for the result, haha, why don't you look at the handcuffs on Sherlock's hands and the shackles on his feet?

God knows why, the lawless 'Planet Destroyer' in the universe who even dares to actively taunt would go to jail for getting into a fight on an unrelated shopping planet?

No matter how you look at this, it’s so magical!

Although Tony and Sherlock tried their best to defend themselves in front of the judge that they were just victims, it was of no avail. They were sent to prison like the members of the Silver Guard.

The gratifying thing is that the vests of the two of them were covered quite well, and no one knew who the vests of the two were. Otherwise, the two of them might not have been imprisoned, but would have been shot on the spot. Five minutes.

"Hey, Tony, smile, at least this is a novel experience, right?"

Sherlock, who was standing at the end of the team, smiled and comforted Tony, who was walking in front of him with a dark face.

Tony said that he really didn't want to deal with Sherlock. Even Rocket in front of Tony couldn't help rolling his eyes after hearing Sherlock's words.

But this is really not Sherlock's fault. After all, Sherlock was imprisoned for the first time in his two lifetimes. Don't tell me, it was really novel.

Of course, after all, they were in prison, and their equipment and other equipment were taken away by the prison guards. Except for Sherlock, after all, Sherlock’s good things were stored in his own library. Regarding this time in prison, Xia Locke is here to experience life.

But it turns out that Sherlock was thinking a little too much. Well, how should I put it? Everyone should know that the prison over there is a stinker. Yes, Silver Guard, Sherlock and Tony have just been imprisoned. There is a big guy who wants to take action on Star-Lord.

Fortunately, although Rocket has a straightforward appearance, he is still very loyal. Under the threat of Groot's nucleic acid test, Rocket directly said that these people are my shield.

In response to this, Tony's face looked a little better, but of course, it wasn't much better.

After seeing that this group of people was not easy to mess with, the other prisoners had no idea of ​​bullying the newcomers. Sherlock and Tony were also happy and relaxed. They found a wider cell and prepared to go in to discuss how to escape. .

What the two of them didn't expect was that just when they sat down and were about to speak, Rocket followed. As they sat down, Rocket said something that would be treasonous in prison.

"I said, guys, I'm sorry for causing trouble to you. Don't worry, I will take you out. This small prison is not a big deal for Rocket. I will be able to take you out in a short time!"

Neither Sherlock nor Tony paid much attention to what Rocket said, but the fact that Rocket came to apologize made Tony look much better.

"It's okay, Sherlock and I will escape even if you don't tell us!"

Even if Tony didn't say it was okay, Rocket also glanced at Tony one more time, and stretched out his little claws towards Tony like a fellow-minded person.

"Rocket! What's your name, brother with good taste?"

Tony, who had a good face at first, turned dark again when he heard the address of simply facing him, but he still shook hands with Rocket.

"Tony, Tony Stark! This is my nephew Sherlock!"

Sherlock instinctively slapped Rocket on the head, successfully making Rocket explode.

But Sherlock said to Rocket as if he didn't care.

"Hello, Mr. Noodles!"

Rocket, who was still furious at first, was stunned for a moment after hearing what Sherlock called him, and seemed a little confused.

"What dry noodles? What the hell are dry noodles? My name is Huo..."

Before Rocket finished speaking, Sherlock, as if by magic, appeared with two bags of raccoon crispy noodles in his hands. These were the ones Sherlock bought as snacks during the last rabbit trip.

Ignoring Rocket's clamor, he skillfully opened the bag and stuffed it into Rocket's hand. Hey, don't tell Rockets. For Rocket, the smell of crispy noodles really attracted Rocket's attention.

Sherlock also smiled and pointed to the three words "Little Raccoon" on the packaging bag and said to Rocket.

"Look at the little raccoon noodles, isn't this you?"

Regarding Sherlock's slander, Rocket ate the crispy noodles that Sherlock handed him in fascination while retorting incoherently.

"Stop talking nonsense. Your uncle Rocket has nothing to do with the fat thing on this bag. Well, but for the sake of what is this thing called? Oh! For the sake of noodles, pretty boy, yours Uncle Rocket will take care of safety!"

"Thank you then..."

Sherlock smiled as he watched Gan Jiaomian eating Ganjiang noodles. Before he could finish saying thank you, he was rudely interrupted.

"Well well well, look what I found? I brought in contraband at will and are still discussing escaping from prison! Pretty boy, as long as you accompany me..."

The person who spoke was a guy who looked like a gorilla lying on the upper bunk. This guy should have been sleeping here. He was woken up by several people. Then he overheard the conversation of several people and wanted to get up and threaten him. .

But before he could finish his words, Sherlock didn't even turn his head. He put his right hand over his shoulder and pointed backward, and a red light as thick as an arm shot out from Sherlock's finger.

The gorilla didn't even finish his words before he was thrown against the wall by Sherlock's curse, and then passed out.

Chapter 381: a.m. to a.m., weekends and weekends, food and accommodation included

After seeing Sherlock's hand, Rocket was stunned as expected. He even stopped eating the crispy noodles in his hand and just looked at Sherlock stupidly.

Sherlock was also polite and slapped Rocket's furry head several times before Rocket could react. Of course, Rocket finally reacted and said to Sherlock in a silly tone.

"I said, brother, how much does it cost to buy your hand that can only emit light?"

After hearing Rocket's words, Sherlock seemed to have completed some kind of ritual, with a look of satisfaction on his face. After all, this move had already upgraded Sherlock from a pretty boy to a brother. What more could he ask for?

Today, I, Sherlock, have experienced the treatment of brothers Bajier.

Of course, Sherlock didn't intend to perform any hand-chopping trick, he just smiled and said to Rocket.

"If you don't want to buy it, you won't buy it no matter how much you spend~"

After hearing Sherlock's answer, Rocket rolled his eyes angrily. No matter how stupid Rocket was, he knew that Sherlock was teasing him.

Just listen to Sherlock's dashed tone.

After staring at Sherlock for a while with an expression as if he was on the subway, an old man, or on a mobile phone, Rocket jumped down from the stool in the room and took away the crispy noodles that Sherlock had placed on the table.

He left a sentence: ‘If you need anything, come to me! ’ The person who walked away after that was called an elegant person, completely in line with Xu Zhimo’s image of waving his sleeves and not taking away a single cloud.