Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

It's certain, it's definitely me. Apart from me, no other alien can imitate the same mean temperament that the two of them have.

According to Sherlock and Tony's ideas, everyone who has not seen each other for a long time will definitely hold a welcome reception for the two of them, and then at the reception, the two will distribute the souvenirs they brought back from the alien world. To everyone.

But the fact is that ideals are often beautiful, but reality is cruel.

After confirming that the two of them were the real ones, Chili Pepper, who was standing behind everyone, burst out with a piercing sound, and then rushed over to Tony who was walking in front, sending telegrams and playing Allegro (expletive blocked) all the way.

"Tony!!! How dare you!!! I&...%#@!@#%...&...%#@! Do you know%...&*(*&...%%... …”

Looking at Pepper, who seemed to be in a rage, the originally mean smile on Tony's face suddenly froze, and in an instant it changed from a smile to a look of horror.

Fear makes Tony instinctively want to escape, but reason tells Tony that if you dare to escape, you will basically be useless!

In the end, reason prevailed over fear, and Tony could only put on a cautious smile and prepare for the 'little punch' that Pepper would land on him.

But what Tony didn't expect was that Pepper didn't punch him immediately after rushing up to him, but gave Tony a big hug.

This left Tony completely stunned. Just when Tony was about to put down the box in his hand and give Pepper a big hug, Pepper suddenly withdrew from Tony's arms.

The expression on her face changed from the initial joy of meeting to the anger of a tigress in a second. She went up and grabbed Tony's ear directly. With a dark face, she pulled Tony's ear without saying a word. Walked outside the hangar.

Having witnessed the whole process, Sherlock felt as if he was on a jumping plane. After seeing Tony being taken away by Pepper, he breathed a sigh of relief.

How do you say that? After you beat Tony, you can't beat me again!

Sherlock silently made a sign of the cross for Tony in his heart. Looking at Pepper's appearance, Sherlock knew that this time Tony would definitely not coax Little Pepper so easily.

I hope the gifts that Tony brought back can satisfy Pepper, otherwise the consequences, well, Sherlock will get goosebumps just thinking about it.

Of course, although Sherlock escaped the murderous hands of Pepper, he turned around and saw his five uncles looking at him with a sneer. The two lolita pulled the bolt of the gun fiercely under Sherlock's gaze.

Sherlock, who was originally relieved, suddenly felt excited again.

Fortunately, Sherlock often does this kind of thing, and his five uncles and two lolita are almost used to it. And for Sherlock, the people on his side are undoubtedly much easier to coax than Pepper.

Especially when Sherlock took out a variety of alien weapons from the box, the sneers on the faces of Sherlock's five uncles suddenly turned into surprises.

No man can resist the charm of firearms, let alone alien firearms that he has never seen before.

And when Sherlock took out the gift package of alien wine that he had prepared long ago, Sherlock's five uncles just sent a text message to Sherlock and then disappeared without a trace. This matter no longer mattered. Complained.

The gift package of women's products that followed made Sherlock's five uncles blush. They didn't care about gifts or not. They picked up Sherlock's gift package of women's products and randomly found one, saying, "I remembered something." ’ The reasons disappeared without a trace in an instant.

The only two loli left are the more difficult ones to deal with.

As for the two lolita, Sherlock was naturally unwilling to neglect him. Didn't he see that when he was handing out gifts to his five uncles, the two lolita had already started to assemble c4?

Sherlock had no doubt that if his gift did not satisfy the two lolita, he would inevitably have a scene with the two lolita where he ran away from her and she chased her, and I would cry if he dared to resist.

Fortunately, the two lolita are still in their childhood and have little resistance to cute things. The mini and cute Donald Duck and Daisy brought back by Sherlock successfully captured the hearts of the two lolita.

Coupled with the extraterrestrial food gift package brought back by Sherlock, the resentment towards Sherlock in the two loli's hearts was successfully made disappear without a trace.

After relaxing, the two lolita naturally became interested in Sherlock's space adventure that lasted more than a month.

Sherlock took a look and thought, "Hey, don't you already have a pillow at hand?" He immediately began to tell the two lolita about his "legendary life" of more than a month.

Even when it comes to rising, Sherlock will continue to take out his collection for live demonstrations to prove that he is definitely not bragging.

Half an hour later, Sherlock was about to cry but had no tears. He sat on the ground with a decadent look on his face, constantly complaining that he was stupid and that he was happy too early.

As for why it happened like this, the reason is actually very simple. The two favorite Miao Dao lightsabers in Sherlock's collection were taken by two lolita, and they snatched them away one by one!

And looking at the appearance of the two lolita, it is obvious that the two sword-shaped lightsabers, which are even a little taller than their height after unfolding, are smaller than the two pets Sherlock gave them. They like ducks even more!

What? You said you can refuse to give it? Oh my God! Ask the entire training ground who dares to provoke these two serious team pets!

Don't look at these two lolita yelling at the group of students on the training ground. If these two lolita are really bullied outside, believe it or not, the person who dares to bully them will face The Avengers, Black Widow, the military, and the armed forces of both the underworld and the white world are taking revenge together!

It can be said that apart from those mysterious guys on the mysterious side, these two lolita are the two people with the most powerful backgrounds on the earth in the true sense!

That is to say, Sherlock dared to tease these two lolita without any problem, and if he accidentally made them cry, he would face kicks from his five uncles.

What can Sherlock do? Xia Lu Ke is also very desperate!

Having been robbed of his beloved thing, Sherlock feels that his dream of showing off has been shattered in an instant, but the road to education for the two lolita is also imminent!

After all, looking around the world, who is a cute little loli who likes to dance with knives and guns, and also likes to be a C4 and listen to the sound when she has nothing to do?

Chapter 385 Trouble is coming

After Sherlock had spent a long time mentally building up about the loss of his beloved knife, he reluctantly let it go. Of course, he let it go, but he still had to charge interest.

So Sherlock ruthlessly rubbed the two lolita's golden and green hairs with his hands. Yes, it felt good!

Normally, Sherlock's behavior would have resulted in fierce resistance from the two lolita, but as the saying goes, the two lolita gained stories, pets and a wave of weapons by force. , so naturally he gritted his teeth and endured it.

However, although there was no sound on his lips, every time Sherlock made a move, the two lolita took out the laser knives in their hands and waved them around, and staged a fake two-person confrontation.

Sherlock was twitching in pain when he saw it. You must know that he couldn't bear to let his beloved two swords cut together like this. Although the blades were laser-based, it was really painful to watch!

In the end, Sherlock still couldn't stand the two loli's behavior of "repaying the other with a bitch's way". After laughing, he ignored the silver bell-like laughter of the two loli. He quickly ran away towards his cabin.

how to say? The sadness is so great, the only thing that can heal me is cute, soft, fragrant little briquettes.

When Sherlock returned home, he couldn't help but pick up the little briquette who was taking a nap on the sofa and started sucking it crazily. At the beginning, the little briquette doted on Sherlock, so just suck it.

But when Sherlock became more and more excessive, and his posture was not like a cat sucker, but like a pervert, the little coal ball began to be unable to stand Sherlock, a hairless monkey.

After going up and giving Sherlock a few gentle meow punches without extending his claws, he jumped out of Sherlock's arms and ran away with a curse.

Well, you can tell from that cry that the little coal ball was swearing very dirty words.

But Sherlock didn't care. With four or five red cat paw prints on his face, he happily took his toiletries and ran to his luxurious bathroom to start enjoying himself.

To say that the human species is definitely a cheap person, especially a person like Sherlock, he is a fighter among the cheap people.

When the universe was living an extremely exciting life, where every day he tied his head to the waistband of his pants, licking blood, and walking on a tightrope, Sherlock missed his leisurely life in the training ground.

At that time, I was thinking about how happy my life would be when I went back, taking a bath every day, playing with cats, and bullying my children!

But after Sherlock lived such a leisurely life for nearly a week, Sherlock began to feel bored again.

Especially when Tony, a guy who had a similar odor with him, was not here, Sherlock felt that he was about to explode from boredom!

What? Why did Tony disappear for an entire week?

Well, it's very simple, because the last time she and Sherlock just sent a text message and wandered into the universe for more than a month, Pepper was angry, and very angry, and Tony couldn't even coax him with the gifts he bought. kind.

So Pepper ground Tony!

Well, the usual tricks used by parents here in Yingjiang to deal with their naughty children!

And it's not an ordinary grounding. Tony must only stay in his villa. Tony is not allowed to step out of the villa, and no one is allowed to come to Tony, especially Sherlock!

You know, the villa the two of them have in Sherlock's training ground is not like Tony's seaside villa, which has a garage as their scientific research base. There is nothing in this villa!

All Tony can do is work out in the gym at home, go for a run, and the rest can only watch TV and play games. If it were someone else, he might like this kind of life very much.

But if it was Tony, it was indeed a punishment. After all, the fact that you asked a science geek not to go to his laboratory was enough to make Tony collapse.

Moreover, Sherlock learned from the grapevine that this kind of punishment was due to Tony giving countless gifts in exchange for good performance at night. Otherwise, the punishment would definitely be stronger than this.

It can be said that Sherlock has no objection at all to this, and has even thought of how to mock his dear uncle!

"Ah, isn't this my underage uncle who has expired decades ago?"

Sherlock was extremely looking forward to the expression on Tony's face when he said these words.

But many things often don't go as people wish. God seemed to be unable to stand Sherlock's idle and mean look, and began to arrange a big trouble for Sherlock.

At the beginning, no one would notice that there would occasionally be a few patients who wanted to come over to buy medicine in the gun shop that served as the front of Sherlock's home.

Unit 1 and Unit 2, who were the front desk and cashiers, initially thought these people were in the wrong place.

But as time went on, Unit 1 and Unit 2 began to realize that something was wrong, because the number of people who wanted to buy medicine never stopped coming!

The two robots compiled a questionnaire at a very fast speed and found that more and more people seemed to want to come here to ask for medicine, and the frequency of repeated visits also began to increase.

If this continues, it may affect the normal operation of the gun shop, so the two robots generated a report and submitted it without any hesitation.

Eventually the report passed through Price's hands and reached Sherlock.

Sherlock was sitting on the sofa at home, holding a PS5 game controller in one hand and a report in the other, looking at Price standing opposite him with a constipated face.

Price looked at Sherlock's expression as if he had already figured out a way to deal with it, and then said with a helpless shrug to Sherlock.

"Don't look at me like that. After all, looking at the entire training ground, you are the only one who has seriously lit up the healing skills! So now, hurry up and solve this minor trouble for me! "

Due to Price's pressure, Sherlock could only shut down the game, put on a set of clothes and reluctantly walked towards the gun store he hadn't been to for a long time.

I'm going to see what's going on! ! !

It is impossible to say that Sherlock is not angry. After all, no one with a good family would sit on the pot at home and catch the big pot with a cheerful face!

But soon, the anger in Sherlock's heart disappeared without a trace. The reason is very simple, because Sherlock discovered that her mother's treatment of diseases is really her mother's money! ! ! !

Chapter 386 Who the hell told you that I can cure diseases? ?

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Yes, Sherlock was indeed short of dealing with those guys who came to ask for medicine, but soon, Sherlock discovered that many of these people were rich and leisurely guys. As long as the treatment was good, the price Just mention it casually.

Sherlock looked at this motherfucker and thought, "Hey, isn't this Chunchun coming to Sherlock's door to give money to Sherlock?"

Sherlock didn't bother to pay attention to where on earth this group of people knew that he could cure their diseases that modern medicine was unable to cure. He immediately created a small single room in the original lounge of the gun shop as a treatment room, and put As a matter of fact, we only receive one patient a day.

Well, I can only say that the ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny!

According to the idea, I only receive one person a day, lock the person in the so-called treatment room for 24 hours, wait until the effect of the entry disappears, the disease is cured, and I can get a sum of extra money. This is a win-win situation. scene.

But Sherlock forgot about human beings' bad habits, especially in terms of survival. After treating the first patient, he learned that Sherlock only received one person a day.

This group of guys who came to Sherlock's door to ask for medicine almost got into a fight at Sherlock's door. In less than one night, a large number of RVs, tents and other places to stay overnight appeared in front of Sherlock's gun store. thing.

As long as Sherlock appears at the door of the gun shop every morning, that guy, that scene is like a gathering of popular traffic niches and idiot fans. Sherlock is constantly waving his hands in front of him and looking at Sherlock with a ferocious face in order to seize the opportunity. She almost got trypophobia.

With no other choice, Sherlock could only ask Machine No. 1 to create a small program overnight to queue up this group of slightly crazy patients.

Of course, Sherlock will definitely not let go of the registration fee!

In a whole week, Sherlock discovered the essence of the truth. Damn it, the hospital really makes money!

Damn, I feel what it means to be free of charge as long as it can be cured!

Damn, just three days, three people in three days. The cost of this so-called treatment has already exceeded the sales of Sherlock's gun store in a month!

The most important thing is that the boss was afraid that Sherlock's illegal medical practice would be reported, and he didn't know what kind of relationship was involved. The next day, he sent Sherlock a genuine PhD certificate from Harvard Medical School and a complete set of Medical qualification certificate with official seal!

The Sherlockians were all paralyzed after watching a set of operations. She just gave three people a mouthful of magic potion, and she became a doctor of medicine? Or is it the damn certified one, the one where you can’t find any problems even if you check it?

All I can say is that here in Yingjiang, if you have money, you can really do whatever you want!

But gradually, as time went by, Sherlock began to realize that something was wrong. Damn it, why did she have so many difficult and complicated diseases?

And they were all diseases that Sherlock had never even heard of in his entire life!

God knows what kind of life Sherlock is living now. During the day, he sends a person into the treatment room, then calls the next person in and takes away the person's medical records and examination reports.

Then she went home and looked up a set of medical books that were as tall as her own little lolita to find out what kind of disease this thing her mother had never heard of was.

After understanding what was going on, Sherlock ran to his library and found the medical manual of St. Mungo's Hospital to see if there were any treatment records and see how other people treated him.

After you understand it, open the potion manual and look up the nooks and crannies where the potions you have never heard of are hidden. See how easy it is. If it is easy, configure it yourself.

If it's difficult, just go to the vending machine and buy it.

For half a month, the simplest condition that Sherlock treated was actually a patient who was listed 5 days ago and suffered high-level paraplegia due to spinal damage due to his love of extreme sports!

Sherlock finally understood why in his previous life there were people who persuaded people to study medicine. It was such a shock. Just look at what kind of goddamn life Sherlock has been living in the past half month.

I ran into the treatment room early in the morning, first let out yesterday's patients, and then let today's patients in. Then I filled the potion with a stun spell, and then called tomorrow's patients in with their cases and reports. Go back and look up the information.

This investigation takes a whole day!

This time, Sherlock finally understood why the doctors at the hospital all ended up with Mediterranean hairstyles.

Damn it, even if she doesn’t have this gene, anyone would be bald if she did it this way!

Now Sherlock admires from the bottom of his heart those doctors who work hard and regard treating diseases and saving people as their lifelong career. It is indeed not easy for them.

Of course, it was a sigh of relief, and he had earned a lot of money, but there was a nameless anger in his mother's heart that couldn't be vented. He was obviously a salty fish, so why did his mother become like this?

Sherlock even felt that his current life was even harder than the seven years of training that his mother had just traveled through.