Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

And despite looking at him now, this guy is an out-and-out alcoholic, super passionate about anything that involves drinking!

Of course, this is not a bad thing. After all, if you really encounter a desperate situation, just say in this guy's ear that there is a boy named Charles taking your daughter to book a room in the hotel, and he has also prepared a full-scale show. In a highly alcoholic drinking game, this guy's combat effectiveness will increase several times! The more detailed your description, the stronger this guy's combat effectiveness will be! "

Listening to Reinhard Hopkins' words, the corners of Sherlock's mouth kept twitching, and at one point he even had too many things to say, and for a moment he didn't know where to start.

Let's not talk about the fact that this guy is standing in Brad Pitt's face and his name is really Brad Pitt. Just the last sentence is similar to "the beautiful swordsman comes with meat". Is it true that it's her mother?

And looking at Reinhard Hopkins, it’s definitely not the first time this group of people have done these things. The more detailed the description of God’s mother, the stronger the fighting power. This mother is not the Pirate King! !

Sherlock really had a little doubt at this time. Is God's cai recruiting people specifically looking at weirdos? Now Sherlock really wants to know the criteria for hiring people at CAI. It's so weird that it's hard to find someone like this, even if you're looking for someone specifically.

And according to Anna, there are four more people like Reinhard Hopkins and Brad Pitt!

At this time, Sherlock glanced at Anna sitting in the passenger seat with a trace of pity in his eyes. No wonder Anna was forced to call him. If it were him, he would probably start shaking the Avengers.

After a while, Brad Pitt finally finished the phone call and greeted Sherlock through the rearview mirror.

"Hey, handsome boy, I believe Reinhardt has introduced me to you just now. Just one thing, as long as you don't try to take advantage of my daughter and keep an effective distance of more than ten kilometers from my daughter, you will be my Brad. ·Pete’s lifelong friend!”

What can Sherlock say to this? I can only agree with a smile. God knows how good-looking this daughter is to be treated like this by this baby.

Sherlock didn't understand, but was shocked.

Seeing that Sherlock agreed, Brad also whistled, and after giving Sherlock a thumbs up, he took out an opened bottle of whiskey under Sherlock's horrified gaze and blew half of the bottle in one breath! (Dangerous behavior, please do not imitate!!)

In the midst of Sherlock's howling of "Don't drink while driving, don't drive after drinking, driving irregularly, your loved ones will burst into tears!", he stepped on the accelerator and headed straight to the team's safe house.

Otherwise, Cai is the most wealthy intelligence organization in Eagle Sauce after SHIELD. It wasn't until Sherlock arrived that he realized that Cai's so-called safe house was actually a luxurious private room on the top floor of the hotel.

This private room has been rented by CAI for a long time as a safe house for agents in Las Vegas. After all, the place is large enough, the view is good enough, and most importantly, it is not noticeable enough.

When Anna entered the room with Sherlock, Brad, and Reinhardt, Sherlock finally saw the four weird things left in Anna's mouth.

After Sherlock walked in, a woman immediately rushed up and hugged her. She even pressed Sherlock's face to her chest without any explanation.

Sherlock didn't even realize what was happening before he felt a sense of suffocation, and a girl's somewhat crazy words came to his ears.

"Aha, where did you find this handsome boy? I want to marry this handsome boy! She will be my Honey! Hahahahaha! Thank you to my dear teammates!"

When Anna and the other three reacted and rushed forward to pull Sherlock out of the crazy woman's arms, Sherlock's face turned purple, and Sherlock looked even more angry, wanting to see what happened. Who wants to kill himself, a serious Avenger, by suffocating him to death?

It didn't matter. Sherlock was so fucking stupid that he once even doubted whether he had time-traveled to the DC next door.

As for why he thinks this, the reason is very simple, because the one who 'attacked' him just now was Harley Quinn from the DC movie Suicide Squad that Sherlock watched before traveling through time in his previous life!

That’s right, no matter the appearance, voice, or even personality and costume, they are exactly the same as Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad!

Sherlock looked at Anna next to him with a question mark on his forehead, as if asking what happened to her mother. After Anna took a deep breath for a long time, she suppressed her desire to curse and introduced to Sherlock.

"Harley Quinn, cai's chief technical support, codename: Harley Quinn, super hacker, can hack into almost all electronic systems, super nymphomaniac, marriage madman, Sherlock, listen to me, don't be fooled by this guy's appearance. Confused, she is a yandere lunatic!”

After listening to Anna's introduction, Sherlock was completely dumbfounded. Good guy, she is really Harley Quinn. Even her name and codename are exactly the same. Sherlock really wants to know cai Where did you find these 'talents'? Comic convention? After all, except at comic conventions, it’s really hard to find someone with fair skin like Harley Quinn in the movie in real life!

Then again, Sherlock has now begun to suspect that you cai's interview is not based on resumes but on his mother's cases!

However, before Sherlock could recover, the door to the next room was suddenly pushed open, and an older man walked out carelessly, scratching his head as he walked, as if he had been interrupted from his nap.

Sherlock felt like his CPU was about to burn out. What the hell was going on? There were still people here!

Before Sherlock could react, the fruity man raised his two middle fingers directly at Sherlock and the others, and started spraying without any regard for the fact that he had no cover.

"Damn it, what are you doing noisily over there? Don't you know I'm taking a nap in my f**king nap? Do you still have a f**king sense of public morality!!!"

Seeing Sherlock's eyes almost falling to the ground, his outlook was violently impacted. He looked at the fruity man who was jumping and cursing, and then turned to look at him.

Anna was extremely tired and covered her face as she introduced to Sherlock.

"Tom Yoder is CAI's top bomb disposal expert. As long as it's a bomb, this guy can dismantle it. He has handled more than a thousand explosives without making a single mistake!

This guy has a lot of shortcomings, the biggest of which is that he likes to run naked. Also, this guy has a history of overdose. Listen to me, never touch anything this guy has touched or handed over. "

Sherlock was completely stunned, especially after hearing this name that was only a few letters different from Voldemort's real name, Sherlock began to doubt his life. Good guy, I don't know why, Sherlock suddenly felt like Voldemort. After retiring, I felt like I was dancing in a bar.

Before Sherlock could say anything, a glass suddenly flew out of the sofa on the other side of the room and hit Tom on the head, who was performing rap, causing Tom, who was not young, to fall asleep.

"It's so noisy. Also, you pervert, put some fucking clothes on!"

As Tom fell to the ground, a violent female voice came over.

This scene happened so suddenly that Sherlock was dumbfounded. He unconsciously turned his eyes to the direction where the glass flew from. He saw a tall woman with a hot figure and braided hair sitting on the sofa and watching. Farce here.

This time, before Sherlock could say anything, Anna took the initiative to introduce him.

"Laura Crawford and Angelina Jolie, the most powerful snipers in CAI, codename: Twins, a sniper that does not need an observer at all. The shortcomings are also obvious. This guy is gay, and Very interested in married women!”

Sherlock was speechless after hearing the whole thing. No, it should be said that Wuyu's mother opened the door for Wuyu, and Wuyu got home.

But Sherlock soon discovered something was wrong. Why did this sex-changed thief have two names?

Seemingly noticing Sherlock's question, Anna tried hard to calm down her rapidly rising blood pressure before explaining to Sherlock.

"According to her own statement, they are two souls in one body, but according to the report of Cai's psychiatric expert, Laura is an extremely rare patient with split personality. She can control two personalities at the same time. This is why she never There’s no reason to watch your hands.”

After listening to Anna's statement, Sherlock was completely stupid. Good guy, this is a path that Sherlock has never imagined in his entire life!

I have to say, the world is really fucking magical.

Sherlock was very surprised and once again cast his eyes on Laura sitting on the sofa, but soon, Sherlock discovered something was wrong again, because Laura seemed to be sitting not on a sofa cushion, but on a sofa that looked like It's the person who was tied up!

Anna seemed to have noticed this situation, and rushed forward in a hurry to drive Laura away and rescue the person under Laura's butt.

What Sherlock never expected was that this person's first words would be after Anna tore off the tape on his mouth.

"Ah, Anna, my destined one, have you finally come to save me, the brave man who will eventually save the entire world?"

A strong chuuniu temperament instantly spit out from the mouth of this guy who was wrapped like a mummy with tape. This guy didn't even miss a beat because he was wrapped in tape and turned into a mummy, which made Sherlock feel the rush. With his middle-class temperament, you can imagine what this guy would be like if he were free.

Just as the corners of Sherlock's mouth were twitching unconsciously, Reinhard, who was following Sherlock, took the initiative to come up and introduce Sherlock.

"Bruce Wayne, codename: Savior, is the most outstanding pilot in CAI. As long as he is a vehicle, there is nothing this guy can't understand. It's just that making a vehicle like this requires a strong heart.

Because the characteristic of this vehicle is that it will be scrapped once it is opened. Well, it is the kind of scrap that reaches the limit of the vehicle!

Another thing to note is that this guy is a psychopath, his brain is a bit out of whack, and he always likes to say some silly things. Well, his relationship with Laura is not very good. If the two of them are alone together, there will be a time when they don't fight. But it's usually this guy who gets beat up. "

Sherlock didn't want to say anything more about this. Anyway, Sherlock was sure of one thing. Cai was indeed Cai. Normal people couldn't defeat S.H.I.E.L.D. back then, so they found another way to go to a mental hospital to see cases.

"6!"

Chapter 393 Mission Briefing

Sherlock silently gave a thumbs up to this group of guys whose relationship was comparable to that of a kindergarten class. He turned around and saw Anna who seemed to be a kindergarten teacher mediating the relationship.

At this moment, Sherlock finally realized that he was looking for help after all. No, the main reason why Anna was looking for him was to find someone who could wipe the butts of these living dads!

If Anna's introduction is not a lie, then Sherlock is almost certain that simply relying on the abilities of these live dads, without Anna watching, it is not a matter of whether the mission can be completed.

Then her mother is able to bring a city into chaos. After all, each of these people counts. If they are released alone, it can be said that it will not be of any benefit to the entire society.

And the reason why she found Sherlock is also very simple. Damn it, just with the ability of these living fathers, ordinary people can't suppress him at all!

Looking at the entire world, we can count on both hands the number of people or forces who have the ability to stop this group of living dads before they overturn the entire city.

Before S.H.I.E.L.D. was disbanded, there was still S.H.I.E.L.D., but now that S.H.I.E.L.D. has been disbanded, the only two remaining forces that can handle it are the Avengers and Karma Taj.

When it comes to individuals, it's even less, at most two and a half, the boiled egg ancient one counts as one, Sherlock counts as one, and the later Scarlet Witch barely counts as half!

Looking at the messy and noisy scene in front of him, Sherlock had already begun to have a headache. This was different from what he had originally thought!

At the beginning, Sherlock heard about weird people and wanted to come over to have fun. But when people's weirdness exceeds a certain level, and there are still several super-standard weirdos gathered together, it is no longer fun, then Call it a disaster!

At this time, Sherlock had a feeling of being in the east of the river for thirty years and west of the river for another thirty years, and the situation was changing.

I don’t know if it’s because I, a naughty child, yelled at the Avengers so cruelly that God couldn’t stand it anymore. Now I’ve got them all back for Sherlock, and even a ‘naughty child’ like Sherlock can pay him back. I got 6 for Sherlock!

In response, Sherlock could only sing "Listen to me, thank you~"

Facts have proved that Sherlock's feelings were not wrong at all. It took Anna nearly an hour to calm down this group of guys who had interpersonal relationships that were comparable to a kindergarten class and began to get into the serious mission briefing. link.

After introducing Sherlock's identity, Anna went straight to the topic without any pause.

As mentioned before, the main reason for this mission was that Anna discovered that a stupid arms dealer wanted to sell a miniaturized nuclear bomb in Las Vegas.

Although the nuclear bomb is not very big, its power can definitely level an entire city!

But that’s the problem. Anna only knows that the underground arms dealer named Anton wants to sell nuclear bombs here, but she doesn’t know what the nuclear bomb looks like, who the buyer is, or when the transaction will take place!

It is precisely because of this that this mission came about and this group of weirdos gathered together.

But the good news is that although Anton is a pure fool, he is also a fun-loving and arrogant character. It just so happens that Anton's business can support his arrogance and fun-loving character.

After all, there will be no poor people in a business that can be related to arms.

According to Anna's intelligence, Anton will arrive in Las Vegas in three days and hold a grand private party. Anna suspects that Anton will sell the nuclear bomb he brought during the party.

Therefore, their main task is to sneak into this party and monitor Anton to ensure that they can catch Anton and the buyer at the same time and seize the nuclear bomb!

Anna's arrangement was simple. She, Brad and Reinhardt, who were relatively reliable, pretended to be waiters and partygoers and sneaked in, trying to find a way to get close to Anton.

Sniper Laura is responsible for support and vision, pilot Bruce is on standby to provide fire support at any time, and Harley Quinn is responsible for monitoring all digital equipment on site and providing some technical support.

As for the hobbyist, now he only wears a pair of pants and tie under Anna's iron fist education. Tom, a bomb disposal expert who looks as perverted as Fleck in One Piece, is responsible for the safety of the nuclear bomb after he seized it. , ensuring that the nuclear bomb will not detonate.

The remaining Sherlock, well, according to Anna, Sherlock serves as mobile support. To put it simply, he just goes to support wherever there is a problem. To put it simply, he is there to wipe the butt.

But if everything goes well, then there is no need for Sherlock to appear.

After arranging the task, Sherlock gave Anna a look that said we need to talk privately. After making sure that Anna understood what he meant, he took off the Harley Quinn pendant hanging on him for the eighth time and threw it on On the sofa, he walked towards the door.

After Anna said some precautions, she announced the disbandment, and then threw Harley Quinn, who was facing her with anger and claws, on the sofa, and then followed Sherlock outside the room.

When he saw Anna coming out, Sherlock's face darkened. Good guy, do you need help? You need someone to wipe your ass!

But before Sherlock could speak, Anna quickly clasped her hands together, with a pitiful expression on her face and began to apologize to Sherlock in her throat.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all mine this time. I've seen what these guys are like. I'm really afraid that I can't hold them back. Please help me, please help me!"

Seeing Anna begging for forgiveness in front of her goddess Anne Hathaway and herself, as an LSP, Sherlock finally relented, and finally sighed helplessly.

After thinking for a while, Sherlock looked at Anna seriously and asked a soul question that he had wanted to ask for a long time.

"Anna, tell me honestly, with this weird group of people together, are you really capable of suppressing them?"

Listening to Sherlock's question, Anna was obviously stunned for a moment, and then after a while, Anna sighed helplessly and explained to Sherlock.

"No, you're overthinking, let alone Cai, even if it's SHIELD, it's probably going to be embarrassing, so under normal circumstances, these people would never let them get together.

Reinhardt and Brad are members of the black ops team, Laura is the killer of the Treadstone Project, Harley, Bruce and Tom are all aces in their respective departments and will not be used easily.

It's just that this time it was really bad luck. I caught up with CAI's internal review, and the task on this side was very urgent. It happened that these people were all people without the slightest suspicion, so under a series of coincidences, , which brought this group of living dads together. "

Chapter 394 The daily life of catching horses in three days

After listening to Anna's words, Sherlock expressed his understanding after thinking for a while. Anna was not wrong at all. With the weird personalities of these people, they definitely cannot be from Hydra.

After all, Hydra is just ambitious and does things that are inappropriate for human beings, but it is not stupid at all. It is true that they like to absorb talents, but compared to this group of weird guys who are not human themselves, Hydra is still more I like people who are more normal.

After all, according to the weird personalities of these few, they are powerful but also have obvious character shortcomings. I dare not say anything else. Harley Quinn alone would be absorbed into Hydra.

As long as there is a handsome guy who dares to go out of his way to capture Harley's heart and marry her, do you believe that Harley can jump on the spot and become that handsome guy's spy?

After all, this character is exactly the same as Harley Quinn. As long as she finds the 'Joker', what it will be like has been clearly stated in the movie.

In the end, Sherlock could only sigh silently, accept the reality in front of him, try to suppress his blood pressure and try to get in touch with these strange people. After all, there were still three full days before the mission started.

In these three days, to be honest, as long as we don't take these weird people for granted, we have actually had a lot of fun.

Let’s talk about Tom Yoder first, who has the same purpose as Fleck.

God knows why this old pervert who looks to be in his 60s is so popular in Las Vegas. For three whole days, this guy was either sleeping or running out to parties wearing a pair of pants and a tie.

It just so happens that every party brings back a group of young and beautiful girls. If Anna hadn't been watching in this room, God knows what this old pervert would have done here.

As for the pilot who has the same name as Batman, but is likely to be regarded by Batman as a black spot in his life.

Well, this guy is the most fun. That guy is in the advanced stage of Chuunibyou. What Sherlock likes most is teasing this guy. After all, as long as you can keep up with this guy's brain circuit, you will be surprised. I found this product to be extremely fun.

Especially when one day, Sherlock took out the lightsaber he found in the universe in front of this guy, and secretly used magic to disguise himself as the Force, and reluctantly performed a wave of what a lightsaber is for this guy. After the skill of being able to come back after being thrown out.

This second-grade version of 'Batman' almost knelt down and called Sherlock his foster father!

Since that day, Bruce has regarded Sherlock as a god in his life. As long as Sherlock uses the reason of teaching this guy the force to drive this guy, this guy will even be more obedient than a well-trained military dog. .

It even went so far as to ignore Anna and regard Sherlock as a real god.