Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Chapter 397 It’s over! Get in touch with the real world!

In fact, it's no wonder that Sherlock has little experience. In his two lifetimes, Sherlock has never been to YN Province, which is known as the mushroom paradise. Naturally, he doesn't know how delicious the mushrooms that can make people in this province obsessed are.

So now that he was eating this unknown mushroom for the first time, Sherlock was inevitably greedy and took two more bites.

But after all, this thing is fried and very oily, so Sherlock can't eat too much, but as he eats, Sherlock feels that something is wrong with the surrounding environment.

The first was the music that sounded quite noisy to Sherlock. For some reason, Sherlock unexpectedly began to find the music pleasant to his ears after eating mushrooms for a while.

I took a moment to look up in the direction of the DJ booth, oh, it turns out the person has been replaced. Let me tell you, the original DJ is not good at all!

Look at how good the music played by the current DJs is and how handsome they are, but for some reason they look a bit like Madara from the Laughing Five in Naruto!

Don't tell me, don't tell me, they look more and more alike. Apart from the different clothes, the appearance and expression can be said to look more and more alike!

Good guy, God knows that I just traveled through time and space, but I can actually enjoy the joy of Madara being the DJ for me!

Look at how neatly the Ultraman and the little monsters are jumping around near the DJ booth. You must know that these two are constantly fighting to the death on TV!

Are you looking at Madara's sharingan that glows red and spins... wait a minute? Sharingan?

Sherlock immediately realized something was wrong. Isn't this his mother's Marvel world? Where did the Sharingan and Uchiha Madara come from?

Just when Sherlock was still dazed, a fragrant short-haired woman suddenly fell on Sherlock. After so many days of Harry's training, Sherlock immediately took this on himself. The woman was torn from her body.

Taking a closer look at the face of the woman who was torn from his body, Sherlock was shocked at the time. Good guy, Teacher Miyoshi Tianfeng!

Damn it! I actually saw the former hard disk goddess Miei Tianfeng teacher in the world of Marvel!

You must know that in the previous life, these were the absolute kings collected in Sherlock's hard drive. The teacher's atid-395 and ebod-817 were all impressive and lingering ones!

Just when Sherlock was sighing alone with the question mark on his forehead, Teacher Meiyong Tianfeng actually spoke to him.

"Honey, what's wrong with you? Why are you looking at people like this?"

Damn it! This is not an illusion! Teacher Meiyong Tianshen actually spoke to me, and it was in fucking English! I just don’t know why, but this voice sounds exactly like Harley!

And the most amazing thing is that Teacher Meiyong Tianshen’s words are so considerate as to be accompanied by Chinese subtitles!

Um? Wait a minute? Chinese subtitle? Damn it!

Sherlock let go of the teacher he was holding in his hands, and ran outside in three steps and began to observe. It didn't matter. After watching it, Sherlock was completely stunned.

The night sky became the same as Van Gogh's oil painting. The only difference was that the moon in the sky turned into a big funny face. Not only that, Sherlock even saw the distorted stars slowly appearing in the sky. Some little people with wings?

"Wait, wait! Calm down and think carefully about what happened!"

While trying to comfort himself, Sherlock patted his cheeks hard with both hands and began to recall what happened.

Sherlock was certain that he was normal before he walked into this room. The sky was just an ordinary night sky. He had not drank during the entire process. There was no possibility that he was drunk or drugged. The only entrance was The thing is just the mushrooms Brad shared.

Wait a minute? mushroom? Damn it! rHer mother, who the hell made poisonous mushrooms into fried mushrooms! ! !

Sherlock's already a little confused brain suddenly recalled the news about rabbits in Yun Province seeing villains in the hospital that appeared every year before the time travel. It was even ridiculed by netizens as 'super VR simulator', 'real world entrance', etc. A series of memes.

At this time, no matter how stupid Sherlock was, he knew that he was definitely poisoned by mushrooms. Without any hesitation, he wanted to get a bottle of antidote from the exchange machine in his library.

Sherlock's luck is quite good. The antidote was placed very high by Sherlock in order to make it easier for Tony to redeem it. With just a simple operation, a flask of antidote appeared in Sherlock's hand. .

At that moment, for the sake of his own life, Sherlock unsealed the bottle without any hesitation and poured the entire bottle of antidote into it.

To be honest, because of his desire to survive, Sherlock didn't even realize what the potion tasted like when he poured it in.

After Sherlock finished pouring the potion and everything around him returned to normal, the deathly smell of the antidote came back up Sherlock's esophagus.

Well, how to describe that peculiar smell?

It was as if a ten-year-old dry toilet that had never been taken care of was wrapped in a straw mat that had been soaked with sweat countless times after someone evenly touched the canned herring in midsummer. smell.

Others don't know, but Sherlock couldn't stand the smell, so he started retching continuously. Even because the smell kept coming back, Sherlock eventually started to change from retching to feeling like he was really going to vomit. Same.

As a result, Sherlock, who had just experienced a mushroom crisis, had to cover his mouth with his hands and rush towards the toilet.

As we all know, humans have some instincts that are difficult to stop by will, such as diarrhea or the desire to vomit.

Even if Sherlock is a very powerful magician, this is the case. Halfway through the run, Sherlock found that he seemed to be unable to reach the toilet. In desperation, Sherlock's CPU was running so fast that it was almost smoking. He suddenly thought: I came up with a solution that was not a solution.

Seeing a guy wearing a helmet who was cosplaying as Spartan on the way forward, Sherlock didn't hesitate at all and ripped off the guy's helmet. Then he started to scream while holding the guy's helmet. Vomit rainbow.

For half an hour, Sherlock finally vomited up the poisonous mushrooms he had just eaten with the help of the antidote. During this period, Harley also ran to Sherlock with a concerned look on his face to help him pat him down. On the back, he even found a big iron bucket for Sherlock.

After seeing Sherlock getting better, Harry moved Sherlock to a sofa with relatively few people.

Sherlock, who was holding the iron bucket, was in bad shape. His whole painting style was different from others, and he looked as if he had no color.

At the same time, a question also appeared in Sherlock's mind.

"Damn it, yue~~ How did Tony, yue~~ drink this thing like water...yue~~~"

Chapter 398 IQ has dropped significantly!

It took ten minutes for Sherlock to sit down with Harry's support, and the nauseating smell that made Sherlock feel sick gradually disappeared.

Sherlock slowly regained his composure. After cleaning it up with the water that Harry handed over, Sherlock finally remembered that what he had just drank was a magic potion!

Since what he drank was a magic potion, there must be an entry appearing on Sherlock's body. Based on his self-awareness as a non-chief, Sherlock would never believe that the entry he randomly found would be a good word. strip.

Thinking of this, Sherlock hurriedly wanted to check his entry. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it. When he saw it, Sherlock's face turned green.

"Get the entry: [brain replacement surgery]

Entry effect: Do you feel that as you grow older, your brain becomes harder and harder to use, like a rusty machine? Whenever you want to do something or remember something, do you always feel like there is a thick fog hanging over your mind?

Now, there's no need to worry! Brain replacement surgery appears! He can help you organize your brain! Painlessly remove the old brain and regrow a qualified, healthy and unused new brain!

Of course, there are still some small risks during this period (the IQ will be greatly reduced!), so it is recommended that there is someone next to you to take care of you when you replace the new brain!

Entry time: 23:20:50”

Seeing that this description was not so much a description of the effect of the entry, but more like a fake drug advertisement broadcast on a small TV station, Sherlock immediately broke his guard.

God damn brain replacement! Is this a problem with her mother's brain? Isn't this a proper wisdom halo?

When the furious Sherlock figured out the nature of his entry, he started to curse.

To be honest, if some system elf or something that gives him random entries appears in front of Sherlock, Sherlock will definitely buckle the iron bucket he is holding on the opposite side without hesitation. On the head!

"My mother@#%...&...%#@#%, what the fuck... eh~ I feel so happy all of a sudden~"

Sherlock didn't even have time to finish scolding his mother before the halo of wisdom had already been activated.

The moment the halo was activated, Sherlock suddenly felt very happy, and his whole person became a little stupid.

I don’t know anything else, but Harley Quinn, who was sitting next to Sherlock and had been taking care of him, saw Sherlock with such a silly expression for the first time.

After careful testing, he found that Sherlock had really changed. He became more playful and had the same evil smile on his face as Harley Quinn.

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The party of Cai's team here is in full swing, but the Cai base on the other side, not far from Las Vegas, is much deserted.

Rather than saying that this is a base, it is better to say that this is a comprehensive service system of cai. It has a series of functions such as base, black jail, and logistical assistance. It is a place that does not exist at all on the map.

After Anton was captured by Anna's team, the suitcase-sized nuclear bomb, Anton, the buyers, and those who were still alive were all sent here.

Living people will be tried here, or directly turned into bargaining chips for a series of shady operations. As for the nuclear bomb, it is a simple nuclear bomb but will be dismantled and harmlessly disposed of.

At this time, in a room similar to a research laboratory in this base, two staff members wearing protective clothing were hiding in a small room operating a robotic arm to prepare for harmless disposal of nuclear bombs, commonly known as Cut this thing into pieces.

Of course, after all, this thing is a nuclear bomb, so it cannot be dealt with violently, it can only be dismantled carefully.

At the beginning, everything was normal. After opening the box, the radiation alarm in the workshop began to sound continuously. However, when the two carefully removed the cover on the box, things suddenly became wrong. stand up.

Because as the cover opened, the value on the Geiger counter next to it began to decay rapidly, and even after five minutes it became only a little stronger than the outside environment.

It is no exaggeration to say that according to the current radiation value displayed on the Geiger counter, the safety of people approaching this nuclear bomb can be guaranteed even without protective clothing.

But this is obviously not common sense! Nuclear bombs, the more they are dismantled, the greater the radiation will be. By the time the real reaction core, which is the radioactive material, is dismantled, the radiation should have already exploded. How could it be that the radiation is getting smaller the more it is dismantled?

The two staff members quickly noticed something was wrong. At first, they thought it was a malfunction in the Geiger counter inside the workroom. However, when one of the more courageous staff members took a new Geiger counter, When they still didn't call the police after getting close to the nuclear bomb, both of them knew that this time they would have more fun.

At that moment, the two of them reported the situation directly to their superiors without any hesitation.

At the same time, at CAI's headquarters in Langley, the director of CAI, who had just resolved the nuclear bomb crisis, also put down his burdens and was preparing to pack up and get off work.

After all, he would have to face an extremely complex internal review tomorrow. The harsh internal review even made the director feel a little envious of Anna who was doing field work outside.

"Damn Nick Fury, damn SHIELD, damn HYDRA!"

Mr. Director couldn't help but cursed in a low voice after enduring it for a long time.

However, before our director could leave the office building, a staff member held a stack of documents and hurriedly stopped the director who wanted to get off work.

The director, who was originally a little unhappy, saw the report about the nuclear bomb crisis handed over by his subordinates. The unhappiness in his heart instantly turned into deep panic, and he instinctively realized that something was wrong.

Sure enough, before he finished reading the document, Mr. Director's cell phone rang. Looking at the caller ID on it, Mr. Director's heart skipped a beat. The reason was very simple. Judging from the caller ID, this call was from the White House. of!

The director didn't hesitate too much and directly answered the phone in his hand. As expected by the director, the moment he picked up the phone, the roar of the bastard and incompetent president came from the other side.

Amidst the pile of nonsense, the director quickly grasped the key point. He didn't even bother to get off work at the moment, and began to run crazily towards his office. As for the reason, it was very simple. Just now, the White House received a recording , and the content of the recording is about the arms dealer Anton they just captured!

Chapter 399 The Chaotic Team (Part )

Mr. Director almost opened the recording sent by the White House with a trembling hand. The content of the recording was very simple, just follow the original words of the recording.

"I believe you have found something wrong. Yes, the nuclear bomb you took away is not a real nuclear bomb. The real nuclear bomb is still in our hands. Our request is very simple. You must release Anton and let us be safe. Leave Eagle Sauce, otherwise the whole of Las Vegas will be buried with Anton!

You only have 24 hours, I hope your stupid heads can make the right decision! "

To be honest, the director's head was buzzing after listening to this recording, and he forwarded the recording to Anna who was at the party.

As for what Anna is doing?

Well, our old spy, Ms. Anna, is still in that small arena to deal with the pilot Mr. Bruce who never admits defeat.

Just after Anna dropped Bruce to the ground for the nth time, Mr. Director's forwarding message came to Anna's cell phone. Under the reminder of the special ring tone, Anna almost subconsciously removed the phone from her own phone. He took it out of his trouser pocket.

After seeing the contact above, Anna was also stunned for a moment. Before Anna could react, Bruce, who didn't know what to say, took advantage of Anna's stunned moment and went up and hugged Anna's waist. A barbarian attack!

"fxxk! Wait! fxxk! Sea Bull!!!"

Caught off guard, Anna was directly thrown into the air by Bruce's barbarian impact, and then both of them fell into the useful place behind the small ring. Fortunately, Anna's mobile phone was waterproof, otherwise the fun tonight would have been really great. .

Anna stood up from the swimming pool angrily, and angrily gave Bruce a shudder while he was in the process of settling the victory. Then he turned his attention to his mobile phone to see what happened.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, the more Anna looks at her, the darker her face becomes. In the end, she simply stops turning and grabs Bruce's collar with her backhand and pulls the bruised and swollen Bruce out of the pool.

Not caring about the soaked clothes on her body, Anna jumped out of the swimming pool and rushed towards the DJ booth. In the process, she didn't forget to turn over the girl who was already lying on her body for the bachelor's night party. Laura was pulled up from the bride's body.

Laura, who had her good things interrupted, was just about to get angry when she saw Anna's face as black as the bottom of a pot. She immediately knew that something was wrong with the appointment, and she didn't care about her little hobby, so she quickly followed Anna. Chase away partygoers.

After Anna paused the party's explosive music and picked up the microphone to indicate that the party was over, the partygoers let out a burst of mourning, but still honestly began to leave one after another.

After all, it was still early, and they could catch up with another party. In the crazy city of Las Vegas, the most indispensable thing was rich people and crazy parties.

After all the irrelevant personnel left, Anna nodded at the teammates around her, including the sniper Laura who had drunk a lot, the pilot Bruce who had a bruised nose and face, and Harley who had just hurried over to help. , except for these three people, the rest of the people did not show up!

Anna started to get irritable. She turned to look at Harley, who was still normal, and asked.

"Harry, where are the others?"

Harry didn't do any ink and told Anna the whereabouts of Sherlock and Brad. When Anna rushed to the living room with a group of people, the first thing she saw was sitting on the sofa holding an iron bucket with a big smile on her face and disheveled clothes. of Sherlock.

As she said this, Anna couldn't imagine that the bad and effervescent Sherlock would show such a childish smile, and he looked like he didn't have a high IQ.

Seeing Sherlock who was obviously out of sorts, Anna couldn't care less about anything else and quickly pulled Harry to ask what happened.

Harry looked at Anna, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and did not dare to hide anything, and began to tell Anna what she knew.

According to Harley, when she saw Sherlock, she saw Sherlock eating the pot of fried mushrooms on the table with Brad in the kitchen, and then she wanted to hang on Sherlock as usual, but was stopped by Sherlock. The child was picked up, and then Sherlock's expression began to change wildly.

He just threw himself away and rushed towards the swimming pool outside. After arriving outside, Harry saw with his own eyes that Sherlock's face was extremely ugly. Then he flipped his wrist and a bottle of something he didn't know what it was suddenly appeared. appeared in Sherlock's hands.

After Sherlock drank the liquid, he began to vomit crazily. Harry also rushed to help. Sherlock looked like this just after he helped Sherlock to the sofa.

Listening to Harry's explanation, Anna felt that her blood pressure began to rise with Harry's story. You must know that Sherlock was Anna's big hand who was only willing to show her face. Now this big hand that can deal with troubles has actually failed. Already?

Anna feels that she is definitely Mercury retrograde!

As for why Sherlock behaves like this, Anna can guess a thing or two. After all, although Anna rarely meets Sherlock, as a friend, Anna will mail Sherlock a local specialty every time she goes on a mission, and Sherlock Also often return gifts.

Among them are those potions that have outstanding effects but hard-to-explain side effects. Anna herself has used them. The effects are really good, the kind that can save lives, but the side effects are really inappropriate!