Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

"Am I ugly? Am I ugly??? You bastard, how dare you look at me like this! I am the source of power that brings you strength!"

Amidst this little monster's troubles, Bruce almost lost control of the plane. Fortunately, Bruce was very skilled. After the plane swayed for a while, Bruce successfully corrected it and returned it to a smooth flight.

After venting for a while, the little monster's personal guard also lost his temper and began to teach Bruce about who he really was.

According to this guy, this guy is the incarnation of the night, the source of fear for criminals, and a good partner of justice! His name is the great and terrifying Batman!

Well, Bruce didn't believe a word this little thing said!

And Batman? Do you really think you never read comic books when you were a kid? Although Bruce admitted that a large part of the reason why he became a middle school student was because he had the same name as Batman in the comics, Bruce would never admit that Batman relied on this little monster around him to gain strength.

After all, it is said in the comics that Batman finally achieved the title of Batman through his tough will and hard work plus his money-making abilities.

So Bruce didn't want to pay attention to what the little monster around him said!

And not only did he not want to pay attention to it, Bruce had even decided that this gadget must not exist in reality, otherwise he would not have come up and said, "You finally saw me!" '.

Out of a cai pilot's instinct, Bruce began to think about why he saw this ugly gadget.

Soon, Bruce found the reason. He was very normal that night. He was so normal that he didn't drink at all. Apart from practicing his world-saving fighting skills with Anna and getting beaten up, this night In the evening, I only had a bite of the fried mushrooms on the table.

etc! Fried mushrooms?

Bruce began to try to remember how the pot of fried mushrooms ended up on the table.

Soon Bruce's expression became extremely weird, and even the look he looked at the little monster next to him became extremely weird. The reason was very simple. Bruce remembered it.

This pot of mushrooms was brought in from outside by her mother's uncle Tom!

Uncle Tom's mushrooms? Then her mother's entire cai will be famous!

fxxk! Tom! fxxk you! ! !

Chapter 417 The difference between full-level players and novices

Although Bruce already knew that he seemed to have been poisoned by poisonous mushrooms, he did not tell anyone, nor did he take any emergency measures. He just cursed a few words and put the matter behind his head.

Not only that, Bruce, who suffers from Chuunibyou, even feels that he is very connected with this little monster, and this little monster can pick up on whatever he says.

In addition to the fact that this little monster kept fooling himself into accepting him and becoming Batman in the real world, it can be said that he regarded this thing as a confidant, completely forgetting that Uncle Tom was unconscious at this time.

Anna didn't know the situation on Bruce's side, and the current situation was enough to give Anna a headache.

The reason why Anna has such a headache is very simple: Sherlock is having a tantrum at this time!

Looking at the person standing at the gate looking like "stomping his feet in anger every day", Anna kept thinking silently in her heart, she found it by herself, she found it by herself, she can't be angry, she can't be angry.

After a while, he barely suppressed his inner anger and ran over to coax the angry Sherlock.

It wouldn't work without coaxing. If it had been anyone else, Anna would probably have ignored him and just knocked the person unconscious and locked him in the room and left. But this trick didn't work on Sherlock!

The reason is very simple. Anna is someone who has performed a mission with Sherlock. She knows that even if this kid is normal, he can turn the entire Las Vegas upside down if no one is watching, let alone now. It’s gone.

It was as scary as a two or three-year-old child holding a nuclear bomb detonator in his hand. Anna did not dare to treat Sherlock like an ordinary person.

After some consolation from Anna, Anna finally understood why Sherlock was so angry. The reason was simple: Sherlock felt isolated!

Take a look at the equipment of everyone in the room. Laura has a very handsome-looking sniper rifle. The big pineapple in Reinhardt’s hand, coupled with Reinhardt’s tower-like figure, looks safe. Full of feelings.

Not to mention Brad as the assaulter, the hk416 in this guy's hand is like a Christmas tree, full of cool-looking accessories. Even Anna, who is a non-combatant, is holding it in her hand. The Glock ttig34 pistol that Sherlock gave her before.

As for the technician Harley, let alone the big shiny silver revolver and the pink sky blue and white Uzi submachine gun that has been placed on the back of the waist.

In other words, in the whole room, except for the unconscious Uncle Tom, Sherlock was the only one who was unarmed!

What? Should Sherlock always have weapons in his library? God, you can't expect a person who has become a melon to always remember that he still has an arsenal of weapons, right?

Sherlock's head, which has been severely restricted by the speed limit, has become extremely melon-like and has to think clearly!

In desperation, Anna thought for a long time and then made an amazing move. Anna found a broom and gave it to Sherlock!

That's right, it's a broom, the kind of ordinary broom with a long handle that you can buy in department stores at the wet market for ten or twenty yuan!

Not to mention, Sherlock holding the broom has really stopped losing his temper, and everyone can set off to their destination!

After casually throwing the gambling dog pretending to be one-eared, everyone got into the car happily. Even before leaving, Anna did not forget to hand over the gambling dog's ear to his The hard work fee of 1000 yuan was taken away, letting this gambling dog know that there is no pie in the sky, and society is sinister!

How should I put it, although the broom in Sherlock's hand does not seem to be comparable to other people's weapons, but for some reason, Sherlock always feels as if he has also used a broom (flying broom), how to use it? Locke can't remember!

But no matter what, you're not the only one without a weapon, right?

So, half an hour later, a meme similar to the comparison between a full-level boss and a novice that was once popular in the military fan circle appeared on the wall of the warehouse.

Standing at the front of the team was Bruce holding a rifle, and behind Bruce was Reinhardt holding a machine gun.

One of them is the assaulter and the other is the supporter. This arrangement is quite reasonable.

Behind the two of them is Anna holding a pistol, and behind Anna is Sherlock holding a broom.

Well, how should I put it? After two situations where Harry made a fuss while watching Sherlock, Anna decided to watch it herself this time!

And at this time, the broom in Sherlock's hand has changed drastically!

How should I put it, in order to better 'coax children', Brad, who is experienced in coaxing children, modified Sherlock's 'weapons' on the road.

On the broomstick, Brad added a vertical grip as the handle of the gun, and a triangular grip in front as the handguard of the gun. Combined with the slanted broom head, it made a lot of sense. It feels like a 'gun'.

And don't mention it, if this thing had been placed when Sherlock was five or six years old before time travel, it would definitely have been the most envied 'gun' among friends. The slanted broom head is also inexplicably ergonomic. a feeling of.

Anyway, Sherlock is very satisfied with Brad's modification!

Behind Anna and Sherlock is Laura as a sniper.

What? Why would Laura, as a sniper, follow the crowd to fight at close range? Laura herself expressed her frustration. Not to mention that this damn warehouse covers a large area and is very flat, and there are no good sniper positions around it.

And even if there is a position, a completely enclosed warehouse with only a few breathable windows that can only allow cats to pass through will make it impossible for Laura to use her sniping skills.

Unless Lara can bend bullets or has clairvoyance or something, Lara can only change from a long-range firepower output to a melee player.

Fortunately, although Laura is positioned as a sniper in the team, she is also someone who has received military training anyway, and close combat is not a problem.

What's more, the bullets of the sniper rifle in Laura's hand are different from the bullets of ordinary rifles. At close range, they are shot one at a time. Isn't the firepower powerful enough?

As for Harley, well, it's a pity that although Harley regards Harley Quinn as her target, Harley doesn't have the two moves of Harley Quinn at all. Compared with ordinary people, Harley has only practiced a certain amount of fighting at most. Ordinary people.

So it's a pity that Harley was left in the car to take care of the unconscious Tom by Anna's ruthless orders!

Harley must have cursed Anna's arrangement, but even if she cursed, there was nothing she could do. After all, she was not suitable for an environment full of bullets and bullets. Even Harley herself admitted this.

What? So aren't you afraid of Sherlock who has become a melon? Don't tell me, you're really not afraid. Thanks to Price for the seven years of training when Sherlock just traveled through time.

Although Sherlock's head has changed, those seven years of training have formed muscle memory in Sherlock's body. Not to mention Brad, all the people were shocked when they saw the way Sherlock held the broom. You can see it, even Harley, who has no military training, can see it!

Chapter 418 A cunning ear

On this side, Anna and the others were sneaking around, trying to find an opportunity to see if they could enter the warehouse without anyone noticing, while on the other side, One Ear, who was already in the warehouse at this time, was not feeling well.

The reason why I left the team and ran outside was firstly to see if I had a tracker or anything like that on me, and secondly because I wanted to find a way to delay the delivery date.

When Yi Er saw Anna, he immediately took notice of Anna. Yi Er was not stupid. The reason why he gave his mobile phone to the gambling dog when he was looking for her was to get rid of him. pursuit.

On the other hand, the reason is actually to hope that cai can turn his attention to those crazy buyers. After all, he has the numbers of those crazy buyers on his mobile phone.

One Ear believes that if you can't find the clues even though they are all on your face, then Cai is really hopeless. One Ear is still very confident in Cai.

And only when cai and that group of crazy buyers fight dog-eat-dog, can he be better able to deal with it and delay delivery for unsafe reasons.

One Ear was quite proud of his plan to kill two birds with one stone. After getting rid of the pursuit, he even wanted to have a drink to celebrate his resourcefulness.

But it's a pity that there are unforeseen circumstances. One ear never expected that he would be kidnapped by these madmen before he finished his glass of beer!

Looking at the pot-bellied Mexican leader in front of him, Yi Er was not panicked at all. How should I put it, Yi Er still believed in Cai. Since he could catch Anton, it proved that Cai had the ability to investigate this place.

Although the facts are a little different from his plan, it doesn't matter. He can still rely on Cai's group of stupid pigs to deal with this group of lunatics.

At worst, you can escape while cai raids this warehouse!

But it is a pity that Yi Er still underestimated the madness of this group of lunatics. They simply did not believe that Cai had set their sights on this transaction. They just kept forcing Yi Er to complete the transaction quickly, and even had to deal with Yi Yi Er. Ear torture is used to make one ear tell where the nuclear bomb is.

I was speechless in one ear, and I even felt like I was talking to my angry wife, that feeling of powerlessness that I couldn't communicate at all.

I can only keep praying deep in my heart that Anna and others are not stupid enough to come over quickly.

Facts have proved that One-Ear's luck is pretty good. Just when these crazy buyers were about to torture One-Ear, fierce gunfire erupted at the door of the warehouse.

People living in Yingjiang already had an instinctive reaction to the sound of gunshots. The moment the gunshots were fired, everyone's first reaction was to duck down and find cover.

Even one ear was no exception. He immediately leaned back, causing the chair to fall to the ground, and then struggled to loosen the tape that bound his body.

As soon as he was freed from the restraints, he ran towards the direction of the buyer.

Faced with the surprise attack by Anna and others, the buyer leader, who had never believed in Yi Er, finally believed Yi Er's words that this transaction was being targeted by Cai's people.

But what Yi Er never expected was that the brain circuits of these crazy people were really different from ordinary people!

Logically speaking, if they have been targeted, the safest approach should be to postpone the transaction until the situation calms down before proceeding with the transaction, but this group of lunatics actually asked One Ear to take them to the location of the nuclear bomb immediately to complete the transaction.

The reason is that since they are already being targeted anyway, it is better to complete the transaction in one go and leave on their own merits.

One Ear was speechless about this, and in desperation, One Ear started talking about Anton's kidnapping. He needed the nuclear bomb to deal with Cai so that Cai's people would release Anton.

Originally, I wanted to let this group of people retreat in the face of difficulties, but who knew that after learning about this, the Mexican leader pointed his gun at one ear with a grin, and said that it didn't matter whether Anton lived or died, he only needed nuclear bombs!

Under the threat of death, Yi Er finally had no choice but to agree, saying that he would take him to his stronghold, but only if cai could not follow!

Then under Yi Er's surprised gaze, the crazy boss picked up his cell phone and dialed a number, and then called a helicopter?

On the other side, Anna and her party were not feeling well. After a lot of research, everyone desperately discovered that the only way to enter the warehouse was to break in from the front!

Although there are many people on the opposite side, the firepower on his side is stronger than the opposite side. After all, the firepower of Reinhardt's own big pineapple is enough to crush the many pistols and submachine guns on the opposite side.

So after Anna gave the order, everyone began to storm the warehouse. Well, Sherlock, who was mixed in the combat team, also rushed forward with his broom.

The speed was so fast that even Anna rushed out with Brad and Reinhardt without even reacting.

Seeing Sherlock rushing out, Anna only had one thought, it's over, my life is over.

It's hard to imagine what he would face if Sherlock was injured or killed, the wrath of the Avengers? Farm instructor's revenge? Making things difficult for the world's richest man? No matter what happened, Anna found it unbearable.

At this time, Anna extremely regretted not giving Sherlock a serious weapon, but giving Sherlock a serious weapon would also give Sherlock some ability to protect himself.

But Anna obviously underestimated the magic of Sherlock. After Sherlock rushed out, the broom in Sherlock's hand began to be filled with black and red mist.

Although Sherlock didn't know what was happening, relying on his own instinct, Sherlock knew that his 'weapon' was ready for use!

Ever since, with the dubbing sound of "bang" from Sherlock's mouth, the gun in Sherlock's hand actually fired a black-red bullet.

And those who were hit by the bullets fired by Sherlock fell to the ground as if they were really shot.

This scene even made the entire battlefield quiet for a few seconds. The enemies on the opposite side were extremely confused, and their minds were full of 'Has the current technology developed to this extent? What the gun can already do looks like a broom? '.

And his teammates here also looked confused, looking like 'What the hell? Is this okay? ' expression.

And Sherlock can do this all because of the Reality Stone. God knows why the Reality Stone is willing to cooperate with Sherlock to play like this. If the Purple Potato Demon finds out that Sherlock uses the Infinity Stone as a broomstick and uses it as a gun, he will probably be punished. If you are so angry, invade the earth now.

However, the fact that Sherlock turned an ordinary broom into a gun is not the most speechless thing. The most annoying thing is that the shooting speed of the gun in Sherlock's hand is completely different. Look at how flexible your words are!

The most important thing is that Sherlock seemed to have discovered this, and performed a long tongue-flicking stunt on the spot.

God knows how fucking devastated everyone was when they saw the broom in Sherlock's hand blasting out Gatling's firepower!

Chapter 419: Sherlock having fun

Sherlock didn't know what others were thinking. Anyway, Sherlock himself was thoroughly enjoying himself. After discovering that the rate of fire was directly proportional to the flexibility of his tongue, Sherlock also discovered other fun things.

The way you use the 'broom' in your hand is closely related to your dubbing!

For example, if Sherlock makes a 'bang' sound, the broom in his hand will shoot out shotgun bullets and transform into a powerful sprayer on the spot.

If Sherlock makes a "chuck chug" sound, then the broom in his hand will turn into an assault rifle. Of course, if Sherlock makes a "oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh," , then the broom in Sherlock's hand will transform into a machine gun that shoots extremely fast.

Of course, although it has a variety of functions, the rate of fire depends entirely on the specifications, and the broom that combines many advantages is great, but it is not without its shortcomings.

The biggest drawback is that the penetrating power of Sherlock's 'broom gun' is too confusing.

To what extent are you confused? Obviously, when it hits a person, it looks like the effect of a real bullet hitting a person. A hole the size of a finger goes in and a hole the size of a bowl comes out.

But even with such power, the penetration effect on dead objects is extremely poor!

This warehouse is a lumber warehouse. Large and small stacks of lumber and logs are placed in the warehouse. Judging from the power of Sherlock's 'broom gun' hitting people, the so-called 'bunker' here can't even carry it. Sherlock couldn't help but shoot several rounds.

But the fact is that no matter how Sherlock shoots, these bunkers seem to be okay, and can even bear all of Sherlock's 'bullets' without any trouble themselves, and even the wrapping paper on the stack is not broken. Degree.