Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

The entire top floor of Stark Tower became extremely lively in an instant, and looking at this group of extremely professional people, Sherlock didn't know why he always felt so familiar.

Until Sherlock saw an acquaintance, Black Braised Egg’s deputy Maria Hill!

Maria Hill has appeared, so can black braised eggs be far behind? Sherlock even knew with his heels that the black braised egg was definitely in the Stark Tower in front of him at this moment.

For a moment, Sherlock looked at his good uncle Tony with a strange feeling in his eyes. How should I put it, it was as if two big golden characters suddenly appeared on Tony's forehead.

Wrongdoer!

At the same time, Sherlock also felt unworthy of the good old man Colson. Good guy, it seems that Colson was just pushed out by a black-hearted man and took the blame.

The nonsense about inheriting SHIELD is just a scapegoat!

How about you look at the current situation. Coulson, the so-called orthodox S.H.I.E.L.D., with a group of newbies, is now hiding in Europe and struggling to become a government supplier. He has to deal with working hard every day without touching the ground. Hydra's target.

Even the best equipment would be the big plane that can take off vertically that Black Braised Egg once assigned to Coulson!

If you look at Black Braised Eggs again, with Tony as a rich man, you don’t have to worry about funds at all. Everyone around you is a first-class elite, and there are countless black technologies.

In just such a short time, Sherlock had already seen many soldiers walking in line wearing exoskeletons similar to those of Hydra, but it was obvious that Tony had modified exoskeletons that were very Tony-style. pass!

Thinking about it again, in the movie, Black Braised Egg was able to build a functioning space carrier and transport the victims of Sokovia. Well, for a moment, Sherlock didn't even know who was serious. The legitimate successor to S.H.I.E.L.D.

It can only be said that Black Braised Egg has been a bit cruel in bullying honest people this time. Sherlock has begun to look forward to telling Coulson, this well-known good old novice from Marvel, all the dirty tricks of Black Braised Egg. What kind of expression would the village chief have?

However, what Sherlock didn't expect was that it wasn't over yet. When Agent Hill came up with a tablet and wanted to report the information about Wanda and Quicksilver to the captain and Tony.

When Tony said, "I'm not the boss, I'm just the provider of funds and technology. Whoever likes to send telegrams is the boss!" Sherlock was completely stunned.

Good guy, you provide money, effort, technology and venue, but you still say you are not the boss?

You don’t do charity like this, right?

You have a lot of money but no place to spend it?

Sherlock said that he was shocked, but he didn't understand it at all!

For a moment, Sherlock felt that the words on Tony's forehead suddenly increased, and they were also emitting bursts of dazzling and dazzling light!

What a pure, strange, and unfair person! !

Sherlock decided it was time to have a serious talk with Tony about the corruption of black braised eggs.

If Tony dares to reject him, then he needs to have a good talk with his aunt Pepper, after all, there is always someone who can deal with this lawless rich man!

Chapter 457 Single Sherlock’s Love Class (Part )

Sherlock was forced to reconsider Tony's "rescue plan for the wronged breeder" before it even started. The reason was very simple, because Sherlock was approached by Thor.

Thor actually wanted to talk to Sherlock after he arrived at the battlefield and woke up. After all, in the illusion given to him by Sherlock, Thor actually experienced his brother dying in his arms. His mother was killed before his eyes.

That's right, Sherlock let Thor directly experience the plot of Thor 2 from his own first-person perspective!

Faced with such a huge impact, to be honest, Thor wanted to talk to Sherlock at that time, but dealing with Hydra was already imminent, so Thor had to temporarily suppress the doubts in his heart and turn around. The anger in his stomach was vented on poor Hydra.

It wasn't until after returning from the plane that Thor hurriedly fiddled with the handling of Loki's scepter that he found the opportunity to issue an invitation to Sherlock, 'Let's talk privately'.

Faced with Thor's invitation, Sherlock had already been mentally prepared and agreed without any hesitation. Seeing Sherlock agree, Thor led the way and led Sherlock to an opposite place. Talk about a more private place.

That's right, it's the bedroom Tony arranged for this guy!

Seeing that the quilt was in a mess, the quilt was balled up, and the bedroom was so 'clean' that it was even a bit messy, Sherlock's mouth twitched hard.

Although he didn't have the habit of folding quilts, Sherlock really couldn't accept such a sloppy bedroom.

Thor didn't care at all, he sat down on his bed and waved to Sherlock, signaling Sherlock to come over.

Seeing the scene in front of him, which was obviously easily misunderstood, Sherlock couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth and complained angrily.

"I'm sorry Saul, I think you should know, I don't like men! But I will not discriminate against people like you! If you come to me just to tell me that your sexual orientation has changed, then all I can say is, Just wish you are happy!”

Facing Sherlock's ruthless complaints, Thor seemed to be stimulated. He stood up and roared at Sherlock.

"Fart! My love for Jane is evident. I will never like a man, not in this life!"

Looking at Sherlock's obviously disbelieving eyes, to be honest, Thor really had the urge to slap the meow hammer in his hand on Sherlock's hateful face at this moment.

After taking a deep breath for a while, Thor reluctantly suppressed his impulse, and his expression became serious and asked Sherlock.

"Let's get down to business, Sherlock, what are those pictures you showed me? I saw Loki's death, and my mother's death!"

Regarding Thor's question, Sherlock was obviously not surprised and answered directly and frankly.

"It's nothing, I just hope you can be more mature. Your brother and mother are fine now. As you know, your brother is a trainee king in Asgard, and your mother is living a comfortable life in my training ground.

As for what you see, emmm, I believe you should have figured it out a long time ago. There is no existence of me in those pictures you see, so you can regard it as something that happens in a parallel world without me! "

Sherlock originally thought that this explanation was enough to fool Thor, but Sherlock never expected that after hearing his explanation, Thor's face showed a look of contempt.

"Don't fool me, Sherlock. Jane taught me physics. Parallel worlds are just theoretical conjectures. There is currently no evidence to prove that parallel worlds really exist!"

After finishing speaking, a proud look appeared on Thor's face, which made Sherlock stunned!

Damn it! It's so sloppy, Sol is such a barbarian, but her mother doesn't swing a hammer and starts to look at knowledge!

I have to say that love is indeed a magical thing. Jian Jiran can make a guy like Thor, who only thinks about muscles, put down his beloved hammer and pick up a boring physics book.

This move alone was enough for Jian to go to the Vatican to apply for a cardinal or something. If this had been the case in the Middle Ages, the entire Vatican might have belonged to Jian. This communication ability was simply unparalleled.

God knows how difficult it is for a berserker to study. Anyway, Sherlock can't imagine how Jane did it!

But looking at Thor who was still so proud, Sherlock thought about the Ford Super VIP membership card he still had in his wallet, as well as the dozen Super Supreme VIP members from auto repair shops and modification shops across the country. Card.

Sherlock felt that for the sake of his future car life, and in order not to go to Ford's 4S store and be taken advantage of again, he had to continue to fool Sol.

After all, Sol finally got married to Jane. If they break up now, and if Sol looks for him again, Sherlock will have to go through the experience of being called to Asgard by the Rainbow Bridge at every turn just to give this guy a gift. The love letter thing!

Sherlock refused!

Thinking of this, Sherlock retorted directly without even thinking about it.

"Ah, it is difficult for science to observe the existence of parallel worlds, but this does not mean that magic cannot be observed! You berserker doesn't understand the beauty of magic at all.

Although we cannot break the barrier between the parallel world and our world, we can still do it through simple observation! These parallel worlds come in all shapes and sizes.

You may not believe it, but there are some parallel worlds where your brother Loki is no longer a brother, but has become a sister! Yes, you heard it right, Loki becomes a woman!

In the most exaggerated parallel world I have ever seen, Loki is not even a human being, but a crocodile!

And when I show you your experiences, I don’t want you to come and discuss with me whether parallel worlds exist, but I want you to become more mature!

God knows why, as the prince of Asgard, you can't even coax your girlfriend. Jane is already your girlfriend. If she quarrels with you, why are you and her angry? Just go up, hug her and kiss her until she loses her temper, right?

You're such a waste. You still need me to teach you how to fall in love? "

That's right, the more Sherlock talked, the more excited he became, and he even told himself the jokes about domineering literature that he had seen on the Internet in his previous life.

As for Thor, well, now Thor no longer cares about whether there is a parallel world. When Sherlock said the first half, Thor still looked like I would just listen to your bragging quietly.

But when Sherlock led the topic to the place where he overlorded literature, Thor's eyes lit up, just like a big golden retriever who found a bone.

To be honest, this means that there is no tail behind Thor, otherwise the swing at this distance would almost become the propeller of a helicopter.

Chapter 458 Single Sherlock’s Love Class (Part )

It can be said that one of the two people dares to say it and the other dares to believe it. A 1500-year-old guy who is in love for the first time is being taught how to fall in love by a single who is a fraction of his age!

The painting style of the two of them can be said to be strange no matter how you look at it. Especially when Sherlock finished talking about the first step of Ba Zong's literature, Saul seemed to have suddenly enlightened and looked at Sherlock with excitement. asked calmly.

"I tried what you said, but Jane pushed me away every time!"

When he said this, Thor's expression was still a little down. Looking at Thor's appearance, Sherlock almost broke his guard. Good guy, I let you experience the pain of losing your brother and the pain of losing your mother. You Actually, her mother only pays attention to the literature of the overlord I mentioned?

At this moment, Sherlock could be said to have deeply experienced the horror of the love brain. He rolled his eyes at Thor angrily and pointed at Thor's arm that was thick enough to run a horse.

"Did your mother train you to have these muscles for nothing? You let Jane push you away just because Jane pushed you away? How can Jane, who is so skinny and small, be able to push away a guy like you, who is so big and thick?

Why do you care about Jane's reaction? You should not care about Jane's reaction. You hugged Jane and kissed her. While kissing her, she walked into the bedroom. How can a young couple spend the night quarreling? They are all quarrels at the end of the bed. ?

Do you still need me to teach you this stuff? Waste! ! ! "

As Sherlock continued to speak, Saul's eyes became brighter and brighter to the naked eye, but after Sherlock finished speaking, Saul's eyes that were almost like searchlights suddenly dimmed.

At this time, Sol was sitting on the bed with his head in his hands and a look of pain on his face, covering his face with his hands and whispering.

"It's too late to say anything now, I don't even know how I should face Jane!"

Looking at Thor's appearance, Sherlock thought for a long time before sighing helplessly, walked up and patted Thor on the shoulder before speaking.

"Thor, you need to know one thing. There is a reason why your father Odin is opposed to you and Jane. Compared with your long lifespan, Jane's lifespan may only be a moment in your life!

After a hundred years, it will be impossible for you to talk to Jane again. Therefore, if you really love Jane, the most important thing you should do is to cherish every day you spend with Jane!

Instead of quarreling with Jane and staged the drama of running away from home like now, you should balance the focus of love and life. After all, life is not only about the passion of love, but also the plain tea, rice, oil and salt. "

Sherlock said while pointing to Sol's bedroom, which could almost be called a pig's nest.

After hearing Sherlock's words and looking around his bedroom along Sherlock's fingers, Thor seemed to understand something and actually started holding his head and crying like a child.

Seeing that Sol seemed to have been successfully brainwashed by him, Sherlock comforted himself silently in his heart. How should I put it, the limited edition Raptor 6*6 at home was saved.

Sherlock can now start to think about whether he can find Shelby to upgrade his car with a Baja kit to make his Raptor even more powerful.

But seeing Thor crying like a child, Sherlock finally sighed helplessly and decided to do something for this iron fool.

After all, according to Saul's emotional intelligence, even if this guy understands how to get along with Jane, he will probably mess everything up because of his emotional intelligence.

After thinking for a while, Sherlock took out a coin from his pocket, curled his thumb and flicked the coin hard.

Along with the crisp metal sound of the thumbnail hitting the coin, the coin was bounced into the air by Sherlock, and Sol, who was crying, was also attracted by the crisp metal sound, with a look of pear blossoms on his face. looked at Sherlock.

Looking at Thor who felt aggrieved as if he had been handed a piece of rice, Sherlock's mouth twitched fiercely, but the movement of his hand did not stop. When the coin fell, Sherlock took it deep in his hand.

The originally small coin was transformed into a plain book with no words on the cover and not too thick under the magic of Sherlock's transfiguration.

Sherlock threw the book he had conjured to the crying Thor, and then said to Thor angrily.

"Memorize this book, then go find me with a big bouquet of roses to apologize! Just don't forget the party tonight!"

After saying that, Sherlock turned around and left without any intention of staying.

And Saul looked at the book that Sherlock threw in his arms with a puzzled look on his face. Looking at Sherlock who had turned to leave, he opened the book in his hand with some confusion.

Then, Thor was attracted by the content in the book, and even sighed from time to time.

"Sherlock is indeed my brother for life, and he is actually willing to give me such a magical book!"

When he heard what Saul said, Sherlock, who had walked to the door of the room, stopped, turned around and said to Saul with gritted teeth.

"No! Sol, I just hope you won't ruin my car anymore! I have bought countless new cars because of you!"

After saying that, Sherlock left Thor's room without any hesitation. Thor's expression froze after hearing Sherlock's words. Thor, who lived on the earth, was educated by Jane and knew this. How much did I go too far back then?

But soon, this matter was forgotten by Thor. After all, for the love brain, there is nothing more important than regaining the goddess's heart.

After thinking about it, Thor stood up, holding the book Sherlock gave him in one hand and his beloved cat hammer in the other, and walked out confidently.

When he came to the balcony where the plane was parked, Thor waved the hammer and left without any hesitation.

Seeing Sol leaving in a hurry, and seeing Sherlock who had just come out of Sol's room not long ago, the captain who had just finished his work grabbed Sherlock who was about to leave with a puzzled look on his face and asked.

"What's going on with Sol? He's as anxious as a monkey. Her mother agreed to attend the party together at night, but he doesn't attend?"

Faced with the captain's question, Sherlock simply shrugged his shoulders and then said.

"It's okay, he will be back in the evening, he just went to save my car!"

"?"

The captain, who was confused by Sherlock's meaningless words, looked at the back of Sherlock who had left. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't figure out what Sherlock meant. In the end, it was the captain who had covered his little face with honey. Zui said something for the captain.

"The damn Riddler should get off the planet!"

Well, as for what the book Sherlock gave Thor was, it was actually very simple. The book had a very down-to-earth name, "A Complete Collection of Popular Internet Love Words"!

That's right, it's a bound volume of the earthy love words that everyone is familiar with when they use TikTok. Sherlock extracted the earthy love words that he saw while browsing TikTok in his previous life, bound it into a book using the transfiguration technique, and gave it to Thor. .

Don't underestimate these local love words. Maybe to us, these love words sound very old-fashioned, and even hearing them in the real world can easily make people lick their toes in embarrassment.

But if these things are placed in European and American servers, they are extremely lethal. They can even be called 'a rhetorical skill as addictive as a sympathy poem'!

It can only be said that the versions of European and American servers that have not used short videos are more than one generation behind us, let alone the Marvel world where short videos have not yet appeared!