Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

And Wanda's eyes fell directly into Sherlock's eyes. At the time, she was still trying to fool two lolita to record cell phone ringtones for herself. Sherlock just wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in. .

how to say? The bullet he shot when he was being a bitch now hit Sherlock between the eyebrows.

Chapter 498 Lao Wang changes job

Sherlock was a little annoyed and took out the mobile phone that Tony had modified so that even the mobile phone designer could not recognize it from his trouser pocket. Sherlock wanted to see who was desperately ruining his image in the eyes of his apprentice.

After seeing the caller ID on the phone screen clearly, Sherlock almost cursed.

Obviously, the mobile phone number displayed above is not Yingjiang’s mobile phone number at all. In other words, this thing is probably an overseas phone number!

As for Yingjiang, overseas phone calls can be directly classified as fraudulent calls without any need to judge!

Yes, you read that right, it’s a scam call.

You must know that Yingjiang on the other side of the ocean does not care whether you will be scammed or not. They have also developed an anti-fraud app to help you block these scam calls, so there are so many scam calls here!

You have to know that in Yingjiang, let alone calls from unknown sources, even if they are really official calls, people here in Yingjiang will just hang up or not believe them, rather than believe the words of these calls. , the people here in Yingjiang are more willing to believe the bills sent by mail.

Of course these are all for a reason!

As we all know, capital is in power here in Yingjiang, and everyone knows that capital is seeking profits. Therefore, in order to save costs, many companies or governments in Yingjiang outsource the telephone service business.

In order to reduce costs, those call centers that have obtained outsourcing jobs naturally need to find a group of people whose native language is English but whose wages are relatively cheap to answer the calls.

And soon, this group of capitalists targeted a group of people, our third brother!

You must know that not everyone can do the job of telephone customer service. You need to frequently deal with angry customers. In many cases, fxxk is the most common word in calls.

Therefore, the third brother, who has a low social status in Yingjiang, has a relatively good temper, and even speaks English as his native language, became the best candidate for this group of capital.

This also leads to a very serious problem. As long as you call the official customer service, all you can hear is either a robotic AI voice, or a strong curry-scented voice speaking Indian English. elder brother.

So gradually, telephone customer service has basically become a channel for customers who encounter problems to complain. Anyway, I can't understand what those third brothers say, so I just scold them.

But no one thought that such a situation would give birth to a black industry, phone fraud!

Some of the third brothers on the other side of the world looked at it and thought, oh, my fellow countryman can work as a customer service person here in Yingjiang. The same curry-flavored English is what am I missing?

As a result, the phone fraud industry for Yingjiang has sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain.

Up to now, as long as the number displayed on the caller has not been saved by himself, and coupled with a strong curry-flavored accent, the still sober people here in Yingjiang will basically spit and hang up.

No one would really believe that this was an official phone call. Instead of believing in such a phone call, it would be more reliable to wait for the bill to be mailed to me.

Therefore, Sherlock felt that there was nothing wrong with him hanging up the phone, and he was even a little bit cursed.

"This group of damn liars actually disturbed my master's high image in the hearts of my apprentices. Damn it! Okay, Wanda, forget what happened just now and let's continue with the next lesson!"

Sherlock made a little joke and was about to continue teaching Wanda, who looked strange.

How should I put it? In Wanda’s opinion, Sherlock might as well not explain it. Wanda always had the feeling that Sherlock was trying to hide himself!

Just as Sherlock picked up the book and was about to start speaking again, the phone ringing that made Sherlock feel ashamed once again rang.

"Let's learn to meow together,

Meow, meow, meow together.

Act like a baby in front of you,

Ouch meow meow meow meow.

......"

The cute and cute voices of the two lolita echoed in the classroom again, and as a direct result, Wanda looked at Sherlock in an even weirder way.

This time, Sherlock could be said to have been immediately impressed. He threw the book down fiercely, took out his cell phone, and answered the call before the lyrics reached the most shameful part.

He answered the phone, but it was obvious that Sherlock had no intention of speaking to the other party and just started talking a lot.

"Loved. Don't date. Lan Xiang. Save my mother. Save my mother. Don't regret it. I can't do this question. I have something to do tomorrow. I've lost weight before. Not a Virgo. I don't have much money left. I haven't finished my homework.

Don't know about Amway. Drink yogurt and lick the lid. Eat potato chips without licking your fingers. I don’t know why pigeons are so big. The force exerted by the slap on the face just now was 32.2 N. The area of ​​the psychological shadow caused by the harm I caused to you at this moment is about 9 square centimeters.

It only takes 2.7 seconds to jump from here. The probability of falling to death is 92.4%, and the probability of being disabled is 7.58%. The miraculous solution to being safe includes but is not limited to: someone below will support you and a strong wind will blow you away.

I've said everything that needs to be said, do you have any questions? If not, I'll hang up. Seriously, instead of calling me here, why don't you just find a class and earn some money to change your curry-flavored accent! "

After saying that, Sherlock hung up the phone directly, without giving the other person a chance to speak.

At this time, on the other end of the phone, among the Kama Taj, Wang was holding the phone in confusion, his head full of questions and he was motionless as he listened to the busy signal coming from the phone.

After a while, Lao Wang finally processed the information that Sherlock wanted to express in the paragraph just now at the cost of almost overloading the CPU.

"Good guy! Did her mother think that I was a liar? The most annoying thing is that after knowing each other for so long, this bastard Sherlock didn't save his phone number?"

What is unbearable is unbearable. My uncle can bear it, but my aunt cannot! In addition, Sherlock had just cheated him out of his meal money not long ago. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so he stopped calling immediately, stuffed the phone into his trouser pocket, and said with a dark face. Walk towards the temple portal inside Kama Taj.

After arriving directly at the New York Temple through the portal, Wang opened a portal without any hesitation.

The moment the portal opened, Wang kicked directly into the door, then rolled up his sleeves and rushed in fiercely.

"Have you ever fallen in love, right? Baoda, right? Shadow area, right? Find a class, right? I'll fucking beat you to death!"

The king's roar was directly transmitted to the New York Temple through the portal. After hearing the screams and the king's roar in the portal, although the mage in the New York Temple was full of fear for the person on the other side of the portal. Curious, but no one dared to step forward to see what happened.

After all, anyone who can make an honest man like Wang angry must not be a good person. You will know it if you listen to what the screaming voice said.

"Asshole, you don't have martial ethics to conduct a sneak attack! Ah~~~"

But this can't be blamed on Sherlock, right? After all, even if he beat Sherlock to death, he wouldn't have thought that the way Kama Taj's people informed him would be so, um, down-to-earth?

Chapter 499: Wanda’s New York Temple Experience

In fact, it’s not surprising that Lao Wang is so angry. If your normal ones just rub together, big brother! 'Brother like Sherlock, I guess you might be even more angry than Lao Wang.

As for the fact that Old Wang can beat Sherlock, well, strictly speaking, if the two of them were really fighting to the death, Sherlock could beat Old Wang without even moving his feet.

But maybe because of the last time he cheated Lao Wang out of his meal money, Sherlock still felt a little bit guilty and didn't resist so fiercely.

Well, in fact, during the first kick, Sherlock was still very angry, and he was like 'who the hell dares to sneak up on me! ' He turned around and wanted to fight back, but after seeing Lao Wang's face as dark as the bottom of a pot, Sherlock immediately withered.

And Lao Wang is not unreasonable. Although he is very angry in his heart, he still knows how to strike, and he can make Sherlock feel pain, but not hurt.

As for Sherlock's resistance, to be honest, if it comes to a hand-to-hand fight, Sherlock's thin body may not be able to defeat Lao Wang's fat body. If you know that the weight difference will have a great impact in a hand-to-hand fight. big.

They are all boxers, and it is known that a lightweight fighter cannot withstand a punch from a heavyweight fighter.

Under Wanda's shocked and confused gaze, the two of them fought and ran away. After a long time, Wang finally felt relieved and remembered why he called Sherlock. .

"Hoo, ho, I'm exhausted. By the way, Master Gu Yi said that Stephen has arrived at the gate of Kama Taj and asked you to go to Kama Taj!"

Wang said to Sherlock intermittently while holding on to the podium to catch his breath.

But Sherlock, who originally seemed to be out of breath due to exhaustion among his peers, suddenly stopped breathing after hearing what Lao Wang said, and snapped his fingers under Lao Wang's envious gaze.

The next second, the dirt and wrinkles on Sherlock's body due to the fight just disappeared without a trace.

Lao Wang is tired of saying the word envy. Compared with Kama Taj's magic, even if Wang doesn't want to admit it in his heart, he has to say it. Sherlock's magic is really more convenient than Kama Taj's. Ma Taiji's magic has reached more than one dimension.

After finishing cleaning up, Sherlock waved his hand to Wanda, who was still shocked and confused, and said directly.

"Let's go! Master, I will take you to solve the magic problem on your body! I will take you to Baibei Mountain by the way!"

How should I put it, although Wanda always felt that something was wrong, she still obeyed Sherlock's words and stood up and followed Sherlock.

Of course, Sherlock still didn't forget to tell his family. After all, the last time they left Tony without saying goodbye, Sherlock was deeply impressed by how miserable they looked after they came back. Up to now, Sherlock's favorite two people The lightsabers were still in the hands of the two lolita.

Sherlock pointed casually, and under Wanda's rather resentful gaze, the paper assignment that Wanda had just handed in this morning began to float under the influence of Sherlock's magic.

Under Lao Wang's envious gaze, the letters on the paper seemed to come alive. They began to spontaneously undergo a series of permutations and combinations, and turned into a new letter.

Then, under Wanda's shocked gaze, these newly formed letters folded themselves into paper airplanes and automatically flew out along the classroom door.

After doing all this, Sherlock took Wanda directly into the portal that Wang had not closed just now.

Speaking of which, this can be regarded as Sherlock's second visit to the New York Temple. Sherlock no longer has much curiosity about this place. However, unlike Sherlock, this is Wanda's first time to step into Karma Taj. of New York Temple.

Regarding everything in the temple, Wanda looked like a curious baby.

Lao Wang seemed to have noticed Wanda's curiosity. After following the two of them into the temple, he began to act as a tour guide, introducing Wanda to the New York Temple and some of the magic collected by Karma Taj. props.

And Wanda felt like Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden, and she even felt that her eyes were running out.

Originally, Wanda thought that besides herself and the 'wizard', there might not be a third magician in the world. However, walking in the New York Temple and watching the people coming and going around, Wanda realized that she had How naive is the idea.

But soon, Wanda felt a little on pins and needles. The reason was very simple, because Wanda found that the clothes she and Sherlock wore were too eye-catching in the entire New York Temple.

You must know that the wizards of Kama Taj are actually not much different from those ascetics in the Muggle world. Everyone wears Kama Taj's iconic mage robes.

But both Sherlock and Wanda were dressed in standard casual attire. Their upper bodies were in the same gray pullover sweatshirts, and Sherlock's lower body was in a pair of cargo shorts and a pair of AJ basketball shoes.

Wanda and Sherlock are dressed similarly. The only difference is that Wanda has a bun on the back of her head because she has long hair, and the shoes on her feet have become Converse shoes.

Of course, in fact, the most eye-catching thing is not the dress of the two people, but the sweatshirts they wear. The same style of sweatshirts can easily make people imagine, and if you don’t look at the sweatshirts of Sherlock and Wanda, they are even very strange. It is possible to directly think that the two are lovers rather than master and disciple.

After all, there is no difference at all between the two men's sweatshirts from the back. They both have a huge and complicated pattern, which looks like the family crest of an ancient clan.

But those who have seen HP will definitely recognize at a glance what the mark on the back of the two people means. It is a colorful version of the Hogwarts school emblem!

Of course, even from the front, the faces of those looking at Sherlock and Wanda are very strange, because Sherlock's clothes have the word "teacher" printed in large fonts on the front, and Wanda's clothes are printed in large fonts on the front. It has the word 'student' printed on it.

To be honest, Wanda actually refused this dress when she first saw it, but Sherlock still used a series of excuses about school uniforms and other things to convince the successful ktv.

As the two of them got along for a long time, Wanda, who was a little crooked by Sherlock, gradually forgot the shame of walking with Sherlock when she first put on this so-called 'school uniform'.

But unfortunately, after arriving at the New York Temple today, the stares from the surrounding mages immediately reminded Wanda of the shame of that day. Especially, Sherlock, who was walking in front, was not aware of this at all, and even acted generously. When Fangdi greets the passing mage.

Wanda felt that her sense of shame was almost over the top. She once began to doubt whether it was the right thing for her to learn magic from Sherlock. Even because of being too ashamed, Wanda even began not to pay attention to Wang's explanation. I just want to leave this hopeless place as soon as possible.

Chapter 500 Wanda’s experience of Kama Taj

Wang's face turned red inexplicably when he saw it, and Wanda, who was even a little afraid to look at people, was confused. She scratched her butt and didn't know what happened.

But it’s right to think about it, if Wang can understand what Wanda is thinking now, he doesn’t know that he is still single when the Spider-Man hero in the later period has no home.

Seeing that Wanda's personal guard had no intention of continuing to listen to his introduction, Wang could only end his career as a tour guide and led the two of them quickly back to Kama Taj through the portal of the New York Temple. .

Unlike Wanda, who is full of shame, although Sherlock has never joined Karma Taj, even the clothes he wears are incompatible with the entire Karma Taj outfit, but I don’t know why Sherlock doesn’t have it at all. Treat yourself as an outsider.

Everyone I saw along the way looked familiar, and they kept saying hello to the passing mages, as if Uncle Yu Qian was possessed, and never let his words fall to the ground.

Fortunately, the king still had some sense. If Sherlock continued to act like this, it was estimated that the young apprentice behind Sherlock would completely emo, so he quickly quickened his pace and led Sherlock towards Gu Yi's room.

Facts have proved that Sherlock and his group came just in time. When Sherlock and his group stepped into Gu Yi's room, it happened to be the time when Stephen's soul was punched out of his body by Gu Yi.

Sherlock smiled and said hello to Gu Yi, Modu and Stephen who were present. Then, despite Stephen's surprised expression, he calmly sat down next to Gu Yi's coffee table and started drinking. Tea.

It has to be said that no matter how many times he drinks Gu Yi's tea, Sherlock becomes intoxicated. It is here that Sherlock realizes that the fragrance on his lips and teeth is not an exaggerated adjective, but a fact!

It's just a pity that Gu Yi never gave Sherlock any tea leaves. No matter how much trouble Sherlock made at Gu Yi's place, he never got it.

Compared with Sherlock's calmness, Wanda who was following Sherlock was completely dumbfounded.

Although I already know that there is such a magical power in the world, I still can't help but feel surprised when I really watch a person's soul floating in the air.

After all, the soul has been an area that has not been explored by human technology since ancient times. It is understandable that Wanda, who was born in the scientific side of the Hydra laboratory, was surprised when he saw it for the first time.

But Sherlock felt a sour feeling every time he thought about it. Wanda, a magician, was actually cultivated by Hydra, a scientific organization. Sherlock felt awkward just thinking about it.

But obviously, compared to Wanda, the one who is most unstoppable is Stephen floating in mid-air!

To be honest, when he saw Sherlock here, Stephen was completely confused. He even felt that he had been tricked!

After all, Sherlock told him here, and it was obvious that Sherlock also knew the exact address here!

However, Sherlock only told him a rough address, which made him suffer a lot along the way. Even most of the family fortune he had saved was lost because of this trip.

Stephen felt extremely wronged for a time, and even felt that the suffering he had suffered for such a long time seemed like a joke!

After Ancient One pressed Stephen's soul into his body again and "resurrected" Stephen, the first thing Stephen did was not to question what trick Ancient One was playing, but to question Sherlock directly.

"Sherlock! What on earth are you playing? It's fun to play with me, isn't it? Let me see, are there any cameras around recording the process of making me look stupid? Your unscrupulous TV media are playing a trick that only wants to Don’t patients who ask for medical treatment feel that they have a hard conscience?”

Stephen looked like a madman. He seemed to have decided that he had unconsciously participated in a reality show directed by Sherlock. He started to roar while turning his head to look for hidden cameras and other things.

After hearing Stephen's roar, Sherlock's hand holding the tea cup paused slightly, and the expression on his face seemed a little strange. How should I put it, what Stephen said was not entirely correct, but not entirely wrong either.

In order to hone Stephen's character, Gu Yi indeed asked Stephen to participate in a 'reality show'. However, the audience of this reality show is likely to be Gu Yi, a hard-boiled egg with a dark heart.

It has to be said that, to a certain extent, Stephen's conjecture is very close to the truth.