Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Not to mention the remaining four people with limited education. When talking to the students, they always feel like they are being coaxed like children, not to mention how wronged they are.

It can only be said that a school with the top academic score per capita is a bit scary!

On the other hand, A and B on the side were very calm, especially A, who was scrolling on Douyin while eating, and even thought about teasing Sherlock for being on the trending search!

It's no wonder that as soon as Sherlock entered the campus, students kept coming up to talk to him and encouraging Sherlock and his group as if they were coaxing children.

Okay, the case is solved!

Chapter 571 The foursome educated by Douzhi

Facts have proved that in many cases the development of things is not guided by human thoughts, such as this school trip.

In fact, Sherlock's original intention was to let his two lolita experience the atmosphere of the university, hoping that the two lolita could temporarily put down the guns in their hands and return to normal life.

But it is a pity that the people who should be influenced are not influenced, but the people who should not be influenced are influenced!

Yes, you read that right. The two lolita's biggest gains from this trip to the university are: the scenery here is so beautiful, the selfies are so beautiful, the pictures are so easy to use, and the students are so polite and enthusiastic.

Other than that, I don’t even have the slightest idea of ​​going to school!

On the contrary, it was his mother-in-law, Quicksilver, who was deeply fascinated by the atmosphere in the two universities and the friendly people around him. He even felt inferior because he could not understand the discussions of the top students, and was determined to study hard as soon as he returned. , and strive to go to college here!

Even in order to show his determination, Kuaiyin also bought a lot of cultural products from the two schools, ranging from clothes and bags to school badges and bookmarks. He even looked more like people from the school than students from the two schools!

Sherlock didn't stop rolling his eyes all the way. Let's not talk about whether you, a contestant with limited education, can get into the most famous schools of these two rabbits. Sherlock was extremely speechless just because of your goal. , this is not a plan for you!

What's more, if you look around you, who is not a young and beautiful college student with silly eyes? Look at you, the unshaven one with the weathered eyes. Even if you were in a bar, there would be girls who like uncles coming up to talk to you. Are you really? Does it fit in here?

Sherlock felt deeply powerless towards Kuaiyin, who had no idea at all. He could only say perfunctorily that he would arrange for you to enter school and start studying when you get back. If you can really get here, Sherlock said, I will take your tuition fees!

What Sherlock never expected was that his joking words would really be squeezed into Quicksilver's heart. After returning home, he had no intention of fighting the Avengers and began to devote himself wholeheartedly to the great cause of getting into college. middle.

Don't tell me the final result, Kuaiyin was actually admitted to a good 985 university here in Rabbit!

Although they were not the two top universities he visited today, Sherlock still pinched his nose and paid the tuition fee for Kuaiyin. As for living expenses, you may not believe it, but Kuaiyin earned it himself.

After all, the local rating is the best. The legend of being a courier, a Meituan rider, and an Ele.me rider is no joke, and it can be delivered to your home, no matter how far away, in less than ten minutes. Then give me a bad review on Kuaiyin. I can't fault it at all!

Of course, these are all things for later, but this experience also made Sherlock understand one thing, that is, he definitely does not have that many mouth evasion skills. No, to be precise, he has mouth evasion skills, but But it doesn't have the accurate directionality that Luduo has.

Look at the many mouth evasion skills that people have. A living person can be said to be dead, and a dead person can be said to be alive!

Look at yourself again, you can’t say it’s useless, it’s just that you didn’t listen to what you should have heard, you did listen to what you shouldn’t have heard, and you even set up a great ambition that has been talked about by rabbits since childhood. !

In this regard, Sherlock could only express that his mood was extremely complicated, and he felt as if he had been fed to a dog during the whole morning's mouth escape education.

As for A and B, well, how should I put it, as outsiders, the two people are well versed in the worldly wisdom of seeing through things without telling them, and they tried their best to suppress the smiles on their faces throughout the whole process and watched a group of people making noisy noises.

Even when the two of them glanced at each other from time to time, each could see the suppressed smile in the other's eyes. Don't tell me, seeing Sherlock cringe would make them laugh for at least several years!

Seeing that his goal did not seem to be achieved, Sherlock lost his enthusiasm for the two schools. He simply took a look at the scenery inside the school under the leadership of A and B and took a bite of food in the cafeteria at noon. He left in a hurry.

Of course, everyone came here. This was the second time that the two lolita came to Rabbit's side. They didn't want to go back to the hotel so early to lie down. The last time in the magic city, Sherlock found himself on the roadside. After sharing the experience of Xiaozao, the two lolita strongly requested A and B to take them to Xiaozao to taste the local specialties.

To be honest, others may not know it, but Sherlock was completely stunned after hearing the two lolita's requests. I can only say that the ignorant are fearless. These two lolita are really brave!

Thanks to the strong demands of these two lolita to roll around, they had no choice but to drive the two lolita to an alley that even Sherlock didn't know about.

In other words, unlike the shopping street atmosphere of the famous Nanluoguxiang, this small alley is filled with the flavor of Old BJ's. You can basically find all kinds of traditional snacks from Old BJ's here.

Among them are the three legendary old BJ items, braised pork, stir-fried liver, and noodles with soybean paste. Of course, even though it is already evening, because there are tourists in the imperial capital all year round, it was originally used for breakfast only for outsiders. Naturally, Curiosity’s soybean juice and charcoal rings are also available around the clock.

Sherlock, who knew what he was doing, just honestly ordered a bowl of fried noodles with a side of donkey roll, and then sat calmly on his seat without saying a word, waiting for the food to be served.

Compared with Sherlock, two lolita think they are awesome, and North's Kuaiyin and Wanda, who were fooled by the two lolita, can be said to have given some points that should be given and should not be given. Read it again.

Except for the fried noodles that Sherlock ordered, he ordered everything else. Even A and B took turns, but they didn't persuade the four people who thought they could never make mistakes.

Sherlock, a naughty contestant, didn't say anything. He simply glanced at the dishes ordered by the four people and silently crossed himself in his heart. To put it simply, the dishes ordered by these four people except Wanda's Apart from the door-nail meat pie, there was nothing for the four of us to eat!

It’s not that things like braised and fried liver are not delicious, but this group of innocent foreigners will definitely not be used to it!

After all, you know that if you put something like large intestine in our hands, it is a proper delicacy. Whether it is stir-fried or stir-fried, it can be extremely delicious. But if you put it in the hands of foreigners, it is just a slut pretending to be shit. , is an existence that needs to be discarded.

Facts have proved that Sherlock's feeling was not wrong at all. When the dishes ordered by the four people arrived, their faces began to turn green visibly to the naked eye, especially after Sherlock calmly took a bite of the braised large intestine. It was so bad that I almost vomited it out.

But Sherlock was very surprised. Don't tell me, the braised pork is really delicious. Anyway, Sherlock thought it was quite delicious. Of course, if there weren't those big pieces of fat inside, Sherlock would definitely Will like it more.

The foursome, who had suffered the loss of being uneducated, finally chose to give up the braised food that they simply couldn't accept, and started to choose other delicious ones.

Compared with braised pork, whether it is fried liver, Sherlock's noodles with soy sauce or the burnt rings, they are all in line with everyone's tastes, at least they are all acceptable.

Of course, the MVP among them was the door-nail meat pie ordered by Wanda. A small piece of meat pie was directly shared by four people, and they even gave unanimous praise.

And this meal, which was barely considered a success at first, was directly defeated by the bean juice that everyone regarded as a thick soup when it was about to come to an end.

Well, that's right, what the four of them had just eaten, after taking a sip of the bean juice, they all vomited it out intact!

Chapter 572 The foursome’s plan to worship gods

Looking at this funny scene in front of him, Sherlock smiled so hard that he could see his tonsils. Don't tell me, at this moment, Sherlock deeply understood what was said on the Internet. The biggest pleasure for BJ locals in the morning is to watch outsiders drinking. Bean juice.

This stuff is really interesting!

You can clearly see the bean juice drinker's initial anticipation to doubt after the soy juice enters his mouth, and then quickly changes from doubt to doubt about life. Finally, the whole face begins to distort, and he drops the bean juice bowl and covers his mouth. Look for what the trash can looks like.

No wonder there is a trash can next to every table here. It seems that the boss has expected it.

If this happened to ordinary people, it might just be a joke, but if it happened to a group of four, it would be a pure joke.

Think about it, the famous Scarlet Witch in Marvel, the fastest Quicksilver, the super-killing girl Mindy, and Lorna, who is nominally the daughter of Magneto, all four of them are considered to be top-notch combatants in the future. The rabbits were collectively knocked over by a small bowl of bean juice.

This thing is interesting just thinking about it. Sherlock even took a photo of the four of them in a very dishonest manner. I dare not say anything else. When the four of them become famous, Sherlock will definitely be fine. Just take it out and reflect on it. This thing is enough for Sherlock to laugh for a lifetime.

This is not the funniest thing. The funniest thing is that after the two lolita finally recovered, their first reaction was whether Sherlock, A and B teamed up to prank them, and deliberately brought them to eat this stuff to look at them. joke!

This is aggrieved to both A and B. The two 1.8 meter tall men acted like two little wives who had been wronged when the two lolita raised questions.

It has nothing to do with us. We persuaded you when you were about to come, and we still persuaded you when you ordered. Now you are blaming us for committing suicide?

To be honest, if it weren’t for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in the imperial capital, there would be quite a few people who could understand conversations in English. Many people stood up to clarify to A and B that this is the taste of soybean juice. I really have to suffer this grievance.

In the end, Sherlock stood up and severely criticized the four people for not doing any strategies. They didn't do any initial investigation or intelligence. They just messed around with their eyes closed. In the end, they could still blame others for problems. ? This brought this farce to a reluctant end.

Of course, it was over, and Sherlock's noodles were not saved. The four of them had just vomited out everything they had eaten, and now they had no appetite, so the four of them shared Sherlock's noodles. Eat.

And poor Sherlock could only silently eat the braised pork that tasted pretty good.

Before leaving, to be honest, even Sherlock couldn't restrain his curiosity. After all, Sherlock knew that bean juice was unpleasant to drink before he traveled through time, but he had never tried it in his two lifetimes. Since he came this time , and with this thing right in front of him, Sherlock also wanted to try it.

So before leaving, Sherlock secretly took a small sip of the bean juice while no one was looking.

The taste, how to describe it, is like the taste of an old swill bucket when you take a sip of it. Well, Sherlock also vomited.

Fortunately, Sherlock was relatively well prepared. He just took a small sip to taste the taste and immediately vomited. In order to suppress the swill smell of the bean juice, Sherlock also secretly hid a piece of donkey roll to suppress it. .

With these preparations, Sherlock did not vomit out everything he had eaten like the four people with limited culture.

But just a small sip of bean juice, this thing has already been on the absolute blacklist of Sherlock's diet list. Sherlock can't even understand the psychology of the first person to try bean juice. In Sherlock's opinion, this thing is even It can all be used for torture!

Sherlock also didn't expect that even this small bowl of bean juice would be more useful than this afternoon's trip to the university.

After eating, everyone was sent back to the hotel by A. Sherlock simply washed up and then went back to bed to lie down. However, the four people with limited education who had been educated by Douzhi did not rest at night.

The four of them formed a small group of only four people in the middle of the night, and began to give full play to the subjective initiative of young people, and began to continuously search for travel strategies in the Imperial Capital.

And in the process, they also discovered many super useful apps that are only available on Rabbit, such as Mouyin.

Although in the world of Marvel, there is also an overseas version of Yingjiang, but you have to know that just like in the real world, these two things are not the same thing at all.

Just like the sound in reality, Rabbit uses the full version of the sound, definitely not the castrated form of Yingjiang. To put it simply, its function, whether it is a pushed video, But there is more than one version ahead of the foreign version.

What? You said that the people in the four-person group with limited literacy don't understand Chinese. How come they watch videos like us? They can't understand rabbit language either.

Well, thanks to the real-time translation headset made by Jarvis when Tony came to Shanghai, although they couldn't understand what the square words on it said, it didn't hinder their understanding at all.

Relying on the powerful function of a certain sound in the complete body, early the next morning, while Sherlock was having breakfast in the hotel, he harvested today's itinerary that the four people with limited culture had worked on all night last night.

Although I don’t know how the four people with limited culture came up with today’s strategy, in general Sherloake is still very happy. This time he is not wandering around with a group of stupid foreigners who don’t know anything.

But soon, when Sherlock's eyes fell on the plan in his hand, Sherlock's smile froze. The reason was very simple. The itinerary above did not look like a travel plan, but more like a blessing plan.

Good guy, who is a good person who comes to travel and goes to the Lama Temple to pray for blessings in the morning, the Confucius Temple to pray for blessings at noon, and the Imperial College to seek talents in the afternoon?

Are you sure you are here for a trip and not to worship Buddha?

The most important thing is that the role of each place and the evaluation of netizens are clearly written on this plan.

Especially for the Lama Temple, even the legendary requirement to apply for an ID card when making a wish and stating that you would not accept the adjustment was clearly written. Sherlock called it a good guy after seeing it.

When did the reputation of the little intern fairy from the Lama Temple who always likes to adjust the wishes of those who make wishes spread to foreign countries?

Sherlock said he didn't understand and was shocked, and then ruthlessly rejected the plan the foursome made overnight.

As for the reason, it's very simple. These fucking little bastards are definitely just looking at the scenic spots and not paying attention to the map. These three fucking places are all fucking together, and the longest distance is not even more than one kilometer. It's useless. Will it take a whole day?

Do you really want to worship God and die, or is it something else? Sherlock really couldn't imagine how long he would have to kneel down to ask for his wish all morning in Yonghe Temple.

Chapter 573 The First Eastern and Western Fairy Exchange Conference? (superior)

However, although Sherlock rejected the extremely unreliable god worship plan of the four people with limited culture, it does not mean that Sherlock will not take the four people there, but these three attractions do not take such a long time at all. , only one morning is enough.

But since the foursome have arranged today's itinerary as a worship plan, Sherlock doesn't mind filling in an extra note. Since we want to worship gods, let's just worship the biggest and highest-level one!

So Sherlock decided to go to the Temple of Heaven Park for the afternoon without any mental burden. Just kidding, if you really want to talk about it, no god can be bigger than God, right?

After all, in ancient times, this thing was the object of worship for the emperor, and it was not something that ordinary people could worship casually. What's more, according to Sherlock's limited understanding of braids in his previous life, women were not allowed to enter the Temple of Heaven in ancient times. .

Even Cixi, who once covered the sky with one hand and was the main target of Shylock's insults in the Old Summer Palace yesterday, could not enter the Temple of Heaven.

This is not a rule that insults women, but strictly follows a set of etiquette for worshiping heaven!

The entire Temple of Heaven Park is completely built according to the five elements and eight trigrams of the round sky and the earth. The sky is yang and the earth is yin. Men are yang and women are yin. The entire Temple of Heaven Park revealed the existence of yang attributes from the beginning.

In a dynasty with strict rules and hierarchies like Pigtail, let alone women, maybe even the animals sacrificed to heaven must be male!

Of course, Sherlock didn't know what the specific situation was. After all, Sherlock hadn't seen it with his own eyes, so he wouldn't know.

But is it possible that Gu Yi will know?

Sherlock thought of this very imaginatively. The moment he thought of the Ancient One, Sherlock immediately thought of the other two people in the trio, God King Odin and God Queen Frigga.

Then a bold idea suddenly appeared in Sherlock's head. He wanted to invite the trio of bosses to participate in today's trip!

Sherlock is eager to know what Odin's situation in Norse mythology will be like when he faces the local god of rabbits. Has his move been considered as promoting the exchange of Eastern and Western gods?

Well, the first Eastern and Western Spiritual Exchange Conference? Damn it, it’s so interesting just thinking about it!

So Sherlock directly added the names of the three gangsters to the travel list with a stroke of his pen. Anyway, according to the plan, the whole day of yesterday's exchanges was almost the same, and the three gangsters didn't have any today. What a big deal.

After casually throwing the plan to A, Sherlock happily ran to the room of the three bosses and started to trick the three bosses... ahem... to persuade the three bosses to join today's trip.

Of course, Sherlock would not talk about things like the Immortal Exchange Conference, otherwise his life might be in danger. Sherlock's entry point is cultural exchange and architectural knowledge.

After all, whether it is the Lama Temple, the Imperial Academy or the Confucius Temple, they were serious buildings serving the royal family in ancient times, especially the Yonghe Palace, which was the residence of the prince before it was converted into a temple.

The trio of bosses, who had no idea what Sherlock was up to, readily agreed to join after listening to Sherlock's deception, but it was a pain for A, who was holding the plan.

After looking at the names of Odin, Frigga, and Ancient One and today's itinerary, I fell into deep thought. Does the King of Gods also need to come to worship God?

Are you worshiping the Yonghe Temple, which is said to be very spiritual but always adjusts your wishes?

What is this? Western brand gods cross-regional exchanges and assessments of our little intern gods?

A and B didn't understand, but were shocked!

Anyway, this seemingly exciting itinerary was finally decided, and everyone sat in the minibus arranged by A and started heading towards the Lama Temple, the first stop of the day.

Yonghegong, as the name suggests, is the palace built by Yongzheng. Qianlong was also born here. Later, due to the needs of his rule, Qianlong changed the Lama Temple from a palace to a temple.

Although two emperors were born in Yonghe Palace, when Shylock actually came here, he gave the most direct evaluation that it was not as good as Heshen Palace!

This is the fact. Although it is clear at a glance that the entire Lama Temple is one level higher than Heshen Mansion in terms of architectural shape, and the area is much larger than Heshen Mansion, it seems too serious. .

Don't dare to say anything else, just the atmosphere of the garden behind Heshen Mansion is enough to impress Yonghe Palace in Sherlock's opinion.

If we really didn't consider those troublesome things like status and level, just based on whether the accommodation was comfortable or not, Charlotte would rather choose Heshen Mansion than Yonghe Palace.

Of course, the current Yonghe Temple no longer looks like the palace it once was. It has been completely transformed into a temple, and it is also a Tibetan Buddhist temple.

However, it is understandable that it was partly because Emperor Qianlong believed in this. Even now, there is a life-size statue of Qianlong in the Lama Temple, and even has a Buddha's name.