Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

On the contrary, it was the little spider Peter Parker who kept staring at his own Lolita with his sly eyes, as if he wanted to say something but couldn't.

Damn it, is this Spider-Man? No! This is her mother-in-law’s pig! Why don't you study your Zendaya... Bah, I'm so angry. Zendaya is MJ!

What do you mean by staring at my little Lorna instead of studying your MJ?

Seeing this scene, the expression on Sherlock's face changed from shock to anger, and then from anger to a terrifying look of smiling but not smiling. He quietly approached Peter and slapped him on the face of Lorna who was staring at Lorna in a daze. There was a crisp sound on Peter's back.

"Come on, Peter, come out, I have something to talk to you about!"

The poor little spider just turned around and heard what Sherlock said to him through clenched molar teeth. When he turned around, he saw the frightening smile on Sherlock's face.

His brain was spinning rapidly, thinking hard about how he had offended Sherlock, the living king of hell, and at the same time, he was still thinking about how to save his life from Sherlock, the living king of hell.

Chapter 641: A pig that supports cabbage?

Sherlock didn't give the little spider much time to think. With a formulaic smile on his face and a lot of strength in his hands, he directly dragged the little spider and walked out of the laboratory.

After dragging Little Spider to a surveillance blind spot, the bad premonition in Little Spider's heart began to grow stronger. After all, anyone who had attended Eagle Sauce would know what the term surveillance blind spot meant.

Looking at the trembling little spider who seemed to be frightened by him, Sherlock didn't have the slightest sympathy. Instead, he looked kindly and helped the little spider tidy up the messy clothes that he had just dragged. While arranging the clothes, Sherlock used a very ' the kind voice asked.

"Peter, I think we have known each other for a long time. I always thought we were friends!"

"Of course, Sherlock, we have always been friends, of course I know!"

As soon as Sherlock's words came out, the spider sense in the little spider's body began to alarm crazily, and even gave the little spider a feeling that if an answer was incorrect, it would be easy for him to ascend directly to the sky.

Seeing that the little spider seemed to have a tendency to turn into a chatterbox, Sherlock stretched out a finger and pressed it directly on the little spider's mouth, physically pressing back the words that the little spider had not yet spoken.

"Of course, I think so too, but, Peter, I haven't forgotten that you actually put me in jail..."

"No, no, no, Sherlock, you can't blame me for this. This was arranged by Mr. Stark and I didn't know about it..."

Before Sherlock finished speaking, the little spider pulled Sherlock's hand off his mouth and frantically began to explain to Sherlock, as for Sherlock.

Well, should we say that he is worthy of having a little spider known as Little Hulk? With that force just now, it was obvious that Sherlock, a weak mage, had no ability to resist at all.

Looking at the little spider in front of him who was explaining incessantly, Sherlock felt that his blood pressure was about to break through the critical point. No wonder in the X-Men movie, the dwarf doctor would treat Deadpool, who is also a Marvel talkative, His mouth was sealed, it was too noisy.

It was obvious that Sherlock didn't want to discuss with Little Spider whether Tony had arranged for him to be imprisoned. After showing the wand, Little Spider wisely shut up.

Well, or maybe under the spider sense, the little spider was very sure that if he continued to talk, he would probably face some very bad things, so he took the initiative to shut up.

Seeing that the little spider became quiet, Sherlock rubbed his aching head before continuing.

"Okay, skip these things, let's get straight to the point, Peter, tell me who the girl you like is!"

"What??"

The little spider was stunned after hearing Sherlock's question. He even wondered if Sherlock was joking. However, the spider sense in his body told the little spider that Sherlock was definitely not joking.

The next second, Little Spider's entire face quickly began to turn red, and even his ears began to turn red.

"No, no, no, Sherlock, although we are very good friends, I still think this matter is my privacy. You can't force me to tell you my privacy!"

"Okay, let me put it another way, do you like my little Lorna?"

"What? How is that possible? Lorna and I are just friends!"

"Really? Then tell me why you just stared at my little Lorna? And you said you don't like Lorna?"

"No, no, no, Sherlock, why do you think so? I just want to tell Lorna that at her age, she shouldn't use hair dye. Although Lorna's green hair is very beautiful, I learned it in chemistry class. The chemicals in hair dye are harmful to the human body!”

"Stop looking for excuses, Peter Parker! Tell me who you really like! As long as you name it, I will let you go immediately!"

"There is a girl named Lizzie in their class, and Peter has been paying attention to her for a long time!"

Just as the two of them were arguing over whether Peter was going to be his own pig, a cold female voice calmly intervened in the conversation between the two.

The two of them looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a speechless Lorna leaning on the door frame with her arms folded, looking at the two childish boys.

On the other hand, when Sherlock and Little Spider saw Lorna, they both couldn't help but froze at the same time, especially Little Spider, who blushed after realizing what Lorna had said. It's like bleeding.

"No... no no no... don't talk nonsense..."

The little spider still wanted to struggle, but the voice of the voice became smaller and smaller. It was obvious that the effect of the struggle was not obvious. Looking at the scene in front of him, even the corners of Sherlock's mouth couldn't help but twitch. Is it possible that he is too sensitive?

Just as she was about to say something to ease the embarrassment, Lorna rolled her eyes at Sherlock angrily and continued.

"Dear brother Sherlock, although I am surprised that you care about my personal emotional problems, so far, no one has been able to get into my eyes, Lorna!

Also, I think you should speed up a little bit. Sister Wanda’s call has already reached me!

And Peter, although I appreciate your concern for my health, unfortunately, my hair color is natural and I don’t use any hair dye, so you don’t have to worry.

Your suit teacher has adjusted it, you can just take it back. Just like before, you need to report the usage log of the suit to Happy! "

After Lorna said what she needed to say in a calm tone, she turned around and was about to return to the laboratory, but was suddenly stopped by Little Spider.

"Wait, Lorna, how did you know that I, uh, I, uh, what do you say?"

"Knowing that you like Liz? It's very simple. Eight out of ten investigations about you will mention this girl. Peter, you have to know that you are one of the teacher's heirs. Do you really think that the teacher will not do any investigation? do it?"

Lorna finished telling the truth in a very calm tone. Although Peter just felt that Tony was a little worried about him and was too sensitive after hearing the truth, there was still a lot of embarrassment.

How to put it, it's like feeling when your parents suddenly found out who you had a crush on when you were in school, and you were angry but also a little shy.

As for Sherlock, well, Sherlock was more embarrassed. How should I put it, his sister's control was actually broken by his sister, which was very embarrassing.

"Um, Lorna, when did you come here?"

Sherlock held on to his last hope and asked the doubts in his heart. After hearing Sherlock's question, Lorna's mouth curved in a nice arc, and she pretended to think for a while before speaking.

"Ah, probably when you said that Peter put himself in jail!"

After speaking, Lorna didn't give the two of them time to react. She turned around and returned directly to the laboratory with brisk steps, leaving the two boys alone and messy in the wind.

Chapter 642 Northeast Quicksilver

After Lorna left, Sherlock and Little Spider looked at each other in silence, and a feeling called embarrassment began to spread invisibly between the two of them.

Faced with such an embarrassing situation, Sherlock looked at the clear sky and sighed that the moon today was really round. Then he activated Apparition and disappeared in an instant, leaving the little spider alone in the wind. Medium messy.

There is quite an embarrassing feeling of being ripped off.

Originally, Sherlock thought that the matter seemed to be over here. He knew that the little spider was not a pig who wanted to eat cabbage, so he took Wanda and drove towards Washington with peace of mind.

Of course, since this is a self-driving trip after all, Sherlock will definitely not rush along the road and will not miss any beautiful scenery along the way.

It should be said, but if you really want to talk about it, in terms of natural scenery, the rabbit side may not be as good as the Yingjiang side. After all, the scenic spots on the rabbit side have traces of artificial development.

As for the Yingjiang side, due to the vast land, sparsely populated areas and crumbling infrastructure, the scenery here is mainly authentic and the roads are difficult.

If you are lucky, you will see wonderful scenery. If you are not lucky, you may become part of this scenery.

After all, there are reasons why there are so few foreigners.

Of course, another possibility is that the history of Yingjiang is too short, and these stupid foreigners don't even know what good things are!

For example, Sherlock was driving his big raptor in a forest and suddenly he hit the brakes, then turned off the engine and pulled the handbrake in one go. While Wanda was looking at her like she was crazy, he started to look excited from the start. Tools were taken out from the back bucket.

Then without any disdain, he knelt on the ground and began to carefully dig out a plant.

About half an hour later, Sherlock returned to the car with a piece of ginseng that was nearly one meter long. God knows how this plant that was supposed to be on the rabbit side ended up on the Eagle Sauce side.

But it should be said, because no one here knows this thing. It's so long. Sherlock estimates that this thing should be decades old, even if it's not a hundred years old.

Watching Sherlock return to the car with a joyful look on his face, holding a plant rhizome, Wanda was still a little confused, a little confused about what this thing was.

It wasn't until Sherlock got a root about the size of a fingernail and stuffed it into Wanda's mouth. The moment Wanda's nosebleed came out, Wanda also knew why Sherlock was so excited.

Her mother's thing can actually activate magic and vitality!

The moment she stuffed the small piece into her mouth, the bitter taste made Wanda feel nauseous, but what followed was that the vitality and magic power in her body began to become particularly active, just like boiling water. .

Wanda also immediately knew that this thing was definitely not ordinary. Under Sherlock's popular science, Wanda was once again amazed by the rabbit in the East who was 70 years old and 5000 years old.

God knows how Rabbit managed to create miracles comparable to potions by relying on ordinary herbs in a world without potion raw materials?

Yes, in Wanda's opinion, this thing was almost a miracle, so Wanda herself began to have a strong interest in treasure hunting in the forest.

Don't tell me, otherwise foreigners don't know any good things at all. What the two of them harvested along the way can be regarded as a masterpiece, let alone those wild vegetables and so on.

The fungi the two of them harvested along the way alone were enough to make the people in Caiyun Province on the other side of Rabbit shed tears of envy. Damn it, have you ever seen fungi the size of a human head? Anyway, Sherlock has seen it and eaten it.

How should I put it, the taste is a little bit worse than when I became the fungus owner, but it is still delicious.

The two of them walked and stopped along the way, using Sherlock's magic tent, and occasionally camping for a short period of time. The originally longest drive of five hours was dragged out by the two of them to four days.

Fortunately, the two of them called Kuaiyin as soon as they arrived in Washington, thus avoiding the embarrassing situation where Kuaiyin couldn't see anyone because he had to go to class and other reasons.

On the campus of the University of Washington, Sherlock and Wanda finally met Quicksilver, whom they had not seen for a long time. How can I put it, this kid has changed a lot.

Originally, Quicksilver had long hair and looked bohemian, but now Quicksilver has neat short hair, gold-rimmed glasses on his face, and a casual suit, making him look a bit like a polite scum.

But this feeling of being a polite scum disappeared without a trace the moment Quicksilver opened his mouth to talk to Sherlock.

"Oh my God, isn't this Sherlock? I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard that the Avengers are having a civil war? What's going on? There is no formality at all. If anything happens, we can't sit here. Come down and have some wine and some barbecue. Is it going to be settled soon? If it doesn’t work, let’s have another meal. Why are you in such a hurry?”

Yes, you read it right, this is not a typo, but the original Chinese words spoken by Quicksilver and Sherlock, which made Sherlock a little unresponsive.

The good guy was a good young man when he left. How come he turned into a Northeastern man when we met again?

Sherlock didn't understand, Sherlock felt confused.

"Quickyin, tell me honestly, is the Chinese you are speaking now really taught in school?"

Sherlock asked Quicksilver a soul question with some doubts.

"Oh my God, why can I still bear with you? Our teacher said that the Mandarin I speak is the most standard. It has a little bit of a foreigner's accent! I am now the top leader in our class, and that guy , old format!”

Kuaiyin didn't think there was any problem with his Chinese, and Wanda didn't understand it and didn't think there was any problem. Only Sherlock, who was a rabbit in his previous life, knew that Kuaiyin had a big problem!

No one has ever told Sherlock that the damn foreigner who majored in Chinese learned a fucking dialect?

What the hell, it’s a northeastern dialect!

"I have to ask, dear Mr. Kuaiyin, may I ask if your teacher is from the Northeast on the rabbit side?"

After thinking for a long time, Sherlock decided to ask his doubts. How should I put it, the tearing feeling is too serious, University of Washington! In the famous Ivy League school here in Yingjiang, does the Chinese department teach Northeastern dialect?

This matter seemed magical to Sherlock.

Upon hearing Sherlock's question, Quicksilver shook his head like a rattle and directly answered Sherlock's question.

"How is it possible? Our teacher is a serious British person, a native of London, how is it possible that he is from the Northeast on the other side of the rabbit?"

After hearing Quicksilver's words, Sherlock was shocked. He was a lot of idiots and even a London old man. Do you really know what this means? Before Sherlock could say anything about his shock, Quicksilver continued.

"But we have a foreign teacher from Rabbit Northeast Nagada. He said that what we learn is the most authentic Rabbit Mandarin. You definitely have a little accent!"

Okay, the case has been solved. With the infectious power of Northeastern dialect, Sherlock understands that from now on, the Chinese department at the University of Washington will be dominated by Northeastern dialect, even if those foreigners come to teach with the most authentic Mandarin. .

It is estimated that it will become the most authentic Northeastern dialect in less than a month!

Chapter 643 A few things about Little Spider (Part )

Quicksilver's northeasternization should not have any impact on Sherlock, but Sherlock couldn't stand it and had to drag Sherlock to practice speaking. In the end, Wanda even had to take the one made by Tony for travel. translation glasses.

Anyway, the situation at the scene was very strange. Wanda spoke English to the two of them, and the two communicated with Wanda in Chinese. As for the final result?

Well, in less than an hour, Sherlock, a young man who spoke standard Mandarin, was successfully transformed into a Northeastern young man with an accent by Quicksilver.

While Sherlock was leading Wanda and Quicksilver to have fun in Washington, the little spider on the other side was not so happy.

Things had to start with the separation from Sherlock. Ever since he was misunderstood by Sherlock as a pig who wanted to eat his own cabbage, the little spider felt that he had been having bad luck. He even once wondered whether Sherlock had done something to him. curse.

Of course, if Sherlock knew what the little spider was thinking, he would probably laugh at the little spider directly and classify the little spider's 'unlucky' as the adolescent's desire to 'pretend'.

In fact, all of Spider-Man's troubles can indeed be attributed to the adolescent desire to 'pretend'.

After all, after participating in a large-scale battle like the Civil War, Little Spider's heart also swelled.

In addition, although Tony has modified Spider-Man's suit and added some new functions, but what should be said is that the supervision of the suit is still strict, and even the supervision of Spider-Man is very strict.

This can be seen just by looking at the fact that Spidey has to report to Happy when using the suit.

All kidding aside, what adolescent doesn’t like to show off? Little Spider is no exception. To Little Spider, Tony's supervision seems to disapprove of him.

There is no adolescent child who does not desire to be recognized by others, so Little Spider urgently needs a 'big thing' so that he can gain Tony's approval through this 'big thing'.

But it is a pity that because of the existence of the Avengers, there are very few major incidents in New York. Let alone major incidents, even robberies have become much less common.