Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

"I'm sorry to interrupt your uncle and nephew's conversation. Well, Sherlock, can you lend me your uncle Tony for a moment? I have something I need to talk to your uncle about."

The person who came was none other than Tony's only good friend, Rhodes, who would later be criticized in the Avengers.

This is not the first time Sherlock has seen this interesting black uncle. After thinking about the plot of Iron Man 2, Sherlock glared angrily at Tony, who was still lying on the sofa, and then stood up and said: Rhodes smiled and turned around and left without any hesitation.

As for what the conversation between the two was about, Sherlock honestly didn't care at all. If he had that time, he might as well ask Jarvis to turn off the music, clear the place to leave enough space for the two to fight, and then ask Jarvis to combine it. Lithium dioxide injection.

If Sherlock remembers correctly, it should be this. Since magic is temporarily unavailable, let's use scientific methods to suppress the toxins in Tony's body.

Chapter 71 War Machine and Iron Man and Detoxification

The fact is just as Sherlock thought. Sherlock had just evacuated the carnival crowd at the party. A silver-white unpainted steel armor rushed into the dance floor holding a red and gold-painted steel armor. among.

Sherlock was not worried about the 'friendly fight' between these two good friends. Instead, he casually grabbed a drink, drank it on the sofa, and sat down to watch with interest.

If it weren't for the fact that melon seeds were not available in the United States, Sherlock would have grabbed a handful of melon seeds in his hand. While eating melon seeds, he watched the two iron men grabbing each other's shoulders, and then you punched each other and I punched each other. The visor is beaten.

The good steel armor fight was suddenly turned into a turn-based battle between the two. Sherlock even finished the drink in his hand, and the two of them were still playing in such a turn-based battle.

The most important thing is that the two of them punched each other one after another. After fighting for a long time, nothing happened to either of them. Except for a few scratches on their armors, there was no problem.

In the end, Sherlock couldn't see how the two of them were doing things like this. The fights between these damn elementary school students were much more interesting than the two of you. The level of fighting between Tony and Rhodes was at the level of a kindergarten class at best. Even this is a bit insulting to the kindergarten class.

Sherlock sat on the sofa and clapped his hands vigorously, which attracted the attention of the two "kids" who were playing the friendly face-breaking punch game.

Seeing that both of them stopped and looked at him, Sherlock spread his hands towards the two of them and said, why don't you two take off your armor and fight? Otherwise, what are you doing here with me punching you? Woolen cloth? What about adding scratches to the armor?

Sherlock's words made Rhodes very embarrassed. He was here to persuade Tony. As his good friend, and the steel armor was secretly put on by Rhodes himself, he hit Tony with a touch of guilt. I didn’t dare to exert any force at all.

This is why he plays a punch-and-punch game with Tony here. Otherwise, he is a soldier after all. Even though he is from the Air Force, he is not bad at fighting, right?

Not only Rhodes, but even Tony felt embarrassed. Seeing his nephew impatiently sitting on the sofa holding an empty cup and watching the fight between the two, Tony didn't know why he thought of the ancient Oriental monkey trick. Art.

At this moment, Tony had no idea of ​​continuing to play, and started to improve his acting skills to use the palm cannon to compete with Rhodes.

Seeing Tony using his armor to turn around and raise his arms to pose a pose, Sherlock once again rolled his eyes angrily. He shouldn't have thought anything of this funny comparison between the two.

The behavior of the two people can be said to be that they are wearing steel armor, a top-notch technological item, and they are talking about it in the kindergarten class.

Having lost interest, Sherlock threw away the glass in his hand, grabbed a box of pizza that was still well packaged on the table, stood up and walked towards the garage downstairs.

Even Sherlock didn't forget to say hello to two kindergarteners wearing steel armors when he left.

"Come back to me after you decide the winner!"

After saying that, he walked towards the garage, holding a box of pizza and eating as he walked. When he came to the door of the garage, Jarvis's voice rang in Sherlock's ears.

"Mr. Sherlock, the lithium dioxide injection you requested has been made and placed on the table in the garage. According to my calculations, using a lithium dioxide injection with a concentration of 65% is enough to neutralize the toxins in Tony's body."

Sherlock opened the garage door and put the pizza box aside. Then he walked to the table and picked up the injection prepared by Jarvis and looked at it. After nodding with satisfaction, Sherlock casually put the pizza box aside. He kept the injections in his library and waited until Tony was done fighting before injecting him.

After finding a chair and sitting down, Sherlock seemed to be very playful and asked as he looked at the empty garage.

"Jarvis, does the authority Tony gave me allow you to carry out my orders?"

After hearing Sherlock's question, Jarvis seemed to hesitate for a moment before answering Sherlock's question.

"Yes, sir, your authority is the same as Pepper's. They are both level two authorities, second only to Mr. Tony Stark. But Mr. Sherlock, I have the right to refuse to execute some commands that will cause redundancy in my system."

It seems that he was deeply impressed by Sherlock's mentally retarded questions when they first met. Jarvis even added a supplementary clause after answering Sherlock's questions.

But Sherlock didn't know why he heard a strong irony in Jarvis's supplementary clause.

Rolling his eyes angrily at the empty garage, Sherlock muttered quietly.

"Am I that stupid?"

Faced with Sherlock's complaints, Jarvis even felt that his CPU temperature was rising. Do you hear what you are saying is human? I may not be a human, but you are a real dog. Do you want me to help you recall what you did to me?

Fortunately, the artificial intelligence of the Provincial Committee of Jarvis and reason still stand at an absolute advantage. Although the temperature of other CPUs has risen several degrees due to complaints, the powerful computing power and reason tell Jarvis that it is best not to use it at this time. Deal with Shylock, the provincial party committee man.

Seeing that no one seemed to appreciate his complaints, Sherlock suddenly felt uninterested. He immediately lost the idea of ​​having fun and ordered directly to Jarvis.

"Jarvis, I need you to perform a self-backup every other week. No matter what the circumstances, you must not forget this matter. If possible, wait until Tony is free to ask Tony and record this matter after obtaining the highest authority. in your source code."

After hearing that Sherlock finally didn't say anything shocking, Jarvis breathed a sigh of relief and began to carry out Sherlock's orders.

"Okay, Mr. Sherlock, your request has been recorded. I will ask about it later when Tony has time."

As soon as Jarvis's voice fell, and before Sherlock could nod with satisfaction, the whole villa shook violently.

After a while, the shaking in the villa stopped. Sherlock stood up from the chair and walked quickly upstairs. When he came to the living room, Sherlock saw the man wearing a battle armor and threw away his headgear. On the side, Tony is sitting on the ground.

"What's wrong, you lost against Bo? I told you not to stand on the left but you didn't listen."

Faced with Sherlock's teasing, Tony rolled his eyes angrily. The toxins in his body made him feel extremely uncomfortable now, and he didn't have much thought to respond to Sherlock's teasing.

Seeing that Tony seemed to have no thoughts, Sherlock no longer hesitated. With a flip of his right hand, the lithium dioxide synthesized by Jarvis just appeared in Sherlock's hand, and he pierced Tony's neck directly. .

Chapter 72 Black Braised Egg and Black Widow

"Oh fxxk, Sherlock you little bastard, what did you stab me with??"

Just as Charlotte finished taking the injection, Tony's angry shouts came to his ears, and he covered his neck and cursed loudly.

Faced with Tony's question, Sherlock tossed the syringe in his hand carelessly, and then looked at Tony, who was sitting on the ground and holding his hand, and said.

"Lithium dioxide! It can effectively neutralize the toxins in your body! Youya is still a genius. If the magical and convenient thing like potions is not easy to use, won't you think of scientific methods? Use your brain, my dear Uncle Tony!”

Listening to Sherlock's words, Tony's eyes lit up a little, and he immediately said to Jarvis.

"Jarvis checks the toxin levels in my body!"

The next second, Jarvis's voice came from the villa.

"Mr. 17%, congratulations, the toxins in your body have been reduced to safe levels."

After hearing what Jarvis said, Tony's eyes lit up and he immediately said impatiently.

"Jarvis, make a lithium dioxide injection immediately. I think I won't be able to do without this thing in the future!"

As soon as Tony finished speaking, Sherlock looked at Tony as if he were a fool. He rubbed his forehead angrily before looking at Tony who got up from the ground and said.

"I have begun to doubt the authenticity of the PhD. You should know that this thing is not a good thing, right? Are you afraid of spiraling into the sky if you hit it too much?"

Facing Sherlock's contempt, Tony didn't have the slightest thought of rebuttal. He looked at Sherlock excitedly like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw.

"No, I don't know! But it doesn't matter, as long as the lithium dioxide can help me survive three months. After three months, I can continue to use your magic potion for detoxification! And your magic potion can also help me fight against 2 Lithium oxide itself is toxic, so I’m not worried at all!”

Listening to Tony's words, Sherlock had no room for rebuttal for a moment. He had caught the fucking bug!

Seeing Sherlock standing there with a change of expression, Tony happily walked forward and patted Sherlock on the shoulder, then he picked up Sherlock's back collar and carried him up.

Sherlock, who was still immersed in being stuck by Tony, the bastard, was startled when his feet suddenly lifted off the ground. Sherlock reacted and began to struggle in Tony's hands in an instant.

"Put me down, damn it, where are you taking me? Put me down, damn me, I'm going to use magic!"

But it's obvious that Tony has no intention of letting go of Sherlock, and Sherlock is no match for Tony in steel armor, unless Sherlock really uses magic.

But it was obvious that Sherlock had no intention of using magic when facing his blood relatives. He was just like a maggot, constantly struggling in Tony's hands.

Tony ignored Sherlock and quickly carried Sherlock to Sherlock's car at the entrance of the villa. He opened the driver's seat and threw Sherlock into the car. Tony walked around and ran to the car. After sitting down in the passenger seat, he looked at Sherlock who had just struggled to sit down.

Ignoring Sherlock's eyes that were so angry that they could kill, Tony looked at Sherlock and said.

"What else are you looking at? Why don't you drive? Today is your dearest uncle's birthday! Treating me to a donut is not too much!"

Listening to Tony's words, Sherlock took a deep breath for a long time and then temporarily suppressed the urge to beat Tony. After all, he does celebrate his birthday. The birthday boy, bear with it, bear with it. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge after ten years. Let him get it tomorrow. regret.

After showing a perfect fake smile to Tony who was wearing armor and sitting in the passenger seat, Sherlock started the vehicle and drove towards a nearby old donut shop.

Maybe it was the wrong time. When the two came to the donut shop, there were not many people in the donut shop. Because of this, even though Tony walked into the donut shop wearing Iron Man's armor, It didn't have much impact.

After Tony paid for a few photos and autographs, the two successfully obtained the donut owner's hidden menu, which is said to be the oldest donut in the owner's family.

Of course, Sherlock was skeptical about this. After all, in Sherlock's opinion, this thing was just a cake dipped in icing sugar or chocolate.

The two of them found a table and started enjoying the donuts in their hands. Sherlock even took a bottle of milk from the library to match it. After all, soy milk was a bit overwhelming.

Just when the two were enjoying their meal, the door of the donut shop was pushed open again. Unlike Tony, Sherlock, who was sitting opposite Tony, saw who walked in at the first sight.

Black braised eggs! It's you! Nick · The mother-in-law with an eyepatch · The peerless strongman wearing leather clothes in the summer · Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. · Keeping in the dark · Being played around by Hydra · Fury!

As for the one following Fury, who was wearing tights and had red hair, it was no surprise that she was the legendary Black Widow. Sherlock's eyes fell on the widow for a while before he left with all his strength. .

Damn, this figure is so awesome!

And Sherlock felt that compared to Scarlett Johansson, although this widowed sister looked very similar to Scarlett, she was even more beautiful than Scarlett.

Of course, her figure is much stronger. Those long, straight and thin legs alone are enough to make Scarlett look like her.

The widow sister who was following Hei Braised Egg noticed Sherlock's figure the moment she came in. As an agent beside Hei Braised Egg, the widow sister had naturally used the magic potion provided by Sherlock.

Especially the thing called Polyjuice Potion. Apart from its impressive taste, it could be said that it was tailor-made for her.

So when she was lurking next to Stark, the widow really paid special attention to Sherlock's information, but unfortunately, Sherlock was flying in Asgard at that time, so the two of them didn't know each other at all. No chance to meet.

When meeting for the first time, the widow sister's attention was naturally focused on Sherlock, and she was also keenly aware of Sherlock's efforts to look away from her.

After sensing Sherlock's behavior, the smile on the widow's face became even brighter. As if she had discovered something interesting, her eyes never left Sherlock's body.

Fortunately, Sherlock didn't know the evil content in the widow's head at this time. Otherwise, Sherlock would definitely let the widow have a taste of what it means to have fun - women will only affect the speed of pulling out the wand. .

At this time, after looking at the widowed sister's muscular figure for a while, Sherlock got addicted and was thinking about how to stay away from that unlucky black braised egg.

As for developing a relationship with the widowed sister? Sorry, Sherlock expressed no interest at all, unless Anne Hathaway, Anya Taylor, Kristen Stewart, Margot Robbie, Ana de Armas, Gal Gadot, Sherlock Locke said he could think about it.

Chapter 73 The dispute begins! (superior)

To be honest, Sherlock stared at her with LSP eyes for a while. She was used to it. She even felt that if no one stared at her with such eyes that day, she would not be used to it. .

But the fact that Sherlock lowered his head and focused on his donuts after just watching for a while, coupled with Sherlock's age, caused the widow sister to have a slight misunderstanding, thinking that Sherlock was an innocent boy. .

You must know that this is a lighthouse country. Boys like innocent little boys are comparable to giant pandas here.

This wave of misunderstandings immediately gave the widowed sister an impulse similar to that of a big sister who wants to tease her little brother, and this idea even grew stronger in the widowed sister's mind.

Of course, the widow was not the only one to see Sherlock's strangeness, but Tony, who was Sherlock's uncle, also saw it.

Just when Tony turned around with a hint of doubt in his eyes to see who could make Sherlock show his lsp eyes but quickly recovered, what greeted Tony was a needle.

Fortunately, Tony's reaction speed was very fast. Even without the assistance of a helmet, Tony still relied on his own reaction and the assistance of the steel armor to quickly grab the hand holding the syringe.

"What is this? What are you doing? Who are you?"

Seeing Tony grabbing her arm, the widowed sister also showed a rare expression of surprise. Neither the widowed sister nor the black braised egg had expected such an unexpected event.

But looking at Tony's extremely cold and even murderous eyes, Hei Lu Dan decided to explain.

"Lithium dioxide can effectively neutralize the toxins formed by the palladium element in your body. Let her go, Tony. Agent Romanoff does not have any malicious intentions."

After hearing Hei Lu Dan's words, Tony's eyes became less cold. He casually took the injection from his sister's hand and let go of her arm, but he still stared at her.

"Agent Romanoff? I need an explanation!"

Looking at Tony who looked obviously bad, the widowed sister was very calm. After rubbing her wrist, she introduced herself to Tony.

"Natasha Romanoff, codenamed Black Widow, is an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and was sent here to protect you."

Although the widowed sister said it was for protection, Tony would not believe a word of it. Rather than saying it was protection, Tony would rather believe that it was surveillance or someone who wanted to get something from him.

The more Tony thought about it, the angrier he became. He rolled his eyes at the two people standing next to the table and waved his hand casually at the widowed sister.

"I'm sorry to inform you, Agent Natasha Romanoff, that you are fired!"

Facing Tony's dismissal declaration, the widowed sister shrugged her shoulders without any burden and said it didn't matter. Until the first wave of confrontation between the three of them ended, Sherlock sat quietly in his seat holding a sweet in both hands. The circle was extremely happy eating.

It's just that Sherlock's eyes have been turning back and forth on the three of them, just like chattering in the melon field, silently eating the big melons that the few people were fighting against. From the current point of view, Tony and the black braised eggs The two tied 1:1.

Seeing Sherlock's appearance as if he were a crowd-pleaser, several people could not hold their nerve, especially the black braised egg himself, who even twitched the corner of his mouth. After a while, he finally faced Sherlock who was still sitting in his seat. said.

"Mr. Sherlock, if you don't suggest it, could you sit across from me? Your uncle Tony and I have something to discuss."

Although the content of the words was a request, the tone of Black Braised Dan's words did not mean the slightest request, but more like an order.

But Sherlock didn't care. After all, he could eat melon in the front row. As a fun person, there was no reason to refuse such a thing, so Sherlock honestly picked up his donut box, stood up and walked to the opposite side. Squeezing Tony into the seat inside.

Tony, who was wearing steel armor, looked at his good nephew helplessly. He felt inexplicably that his nephew couldn't understand. He obviously had unparalleled abilities, but he still couldn't hold back and acted cowardly in the face of such a situation. Yes, Tony said he couldn't understand.

In fact, Sherlock is simply afraid of trouble, especially the Black Braised Egg. It has to be said that this guy is almost the most badass existence in the entire Marvel universe. You never know what he has in store for him.

Coupled with the fact that Hydra is lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D., to Sherlock, it is like a huge toad covered with mucus. Although it does not bite people and cannot cause fatal injuries, it is indeed disgusting. people.