Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Seeing the widow sister leaving, Sherlock looked at the Chitauri who were like locusts in the sky. Sherlock no longer held back, and powerful magic flew out of Sherlock's wand as if it was free of charge.

Exploding spells, crushing spells, and even weather spells that can change the weather and summon thunder, Sherlock kept outputting them like a turret flying in mid-air.

With Sherlock's full firepower, everyone's pressure began to suddenly decrease, and almost everyone began to subconsciously gather towards Stark Tower to block more enemies.

The widowed sister is indeed an expert at gathering information. In just a short while, she told everyone on the public channel that she could close the transmission channel.

Everyone was filled with joy when they heard the news, and began to urge the widowed sister to execute it quickly.

The black braised eggs on the other side had a hard time. Although the Avengers fought desperately in the center of New York, and even Sherlock used magic to limit the battle to a controllable range, the World Council still played a role as a beacon. Features: Launch a nuclear bomb regardless of requirements.

This order even passed directly over the black braised egg and was issued to the pilots in the space carrier.

Hei Lu Dan, who was already in a bad mood because of the crash of his warship, immediately started sending telegrams after learning the news. He even tried to destroy the plane carrying the nuclear bomb with an RPG after failing to stop him.

But it is a pity that Black Braised Egg is not only clear about Sherlock, but also the World Council and the Hydra leaders in the World Council. Black Braised Egg is not given a chance at all. The other one actually carries a nuclear bomb. The plane took off in front of the black braised egg.

In desperation, Hei Lu Dan could only contact the Avengers who were fighting. After knowing the news, everyone felt their hearts sinking without exception. Similarly, this also made the Avengers separated from God after the battle. The control of the Shield Bureau laid the groundwork.

However, Tony was not too surprised after hearing the news. As the largest arms giant in Beacon, he knew exactly what these high-ranking idiots looked like.

If not one could call him a person cursed by knowledge, his mind was really fast, and soon Tony decided to use a trick to let the so-called alien feel the small shock from the earth.

After explaining the plan to everyone, Tony quickly left the battlefield and flew towards the nuclear bomb. Sherlock took over the vacant spot on the battlefield left by Tony.

The widowed sister on the other side also took Loki's wand and began to prepare to close the transmission channel at any time according to Tony's order.

Afterwards, just like the original plot, Tony flew into the portal carrying a nuclear bomb. Sherlock even wanted to hit Tony with a shot and he had no chance to recover as before.

Then Tony fell into a coma because the micro-reactor on his chest ran out of power, and was finally rescued from mid-air by the Hulk. Fortunately, there was also the existence of a humanoid power bank, Sol.

With the help of Thor's Meow Hammer, a wave of external charging was provided to the Ark reactor, and Tony, who had fallen into a coma, regained consciousness.

As for the Chiritans, after losing the signal from the mothership, all these things were paralyzed, as if they were stupid, standing there stupidly. This can be regarded as a shortcoming of the hive society. Once the command of the mothership is lost, , the remaining engineers are basically no different from fools.

What made Sherlock speechless was that Tony didn't know what he was thinking. Just like in the movie, he actually clamored to treat guests to barbecue as soon as he woke up.

The difference is that the barbecue this time doesn't seem to be the one in the original book. At least Sherlock has never heard of the name of that barbecue restaurant, and he doesn't know where Tony comes from.

In short, this war ended in an anticlimactic manner. At least to Sherlock, it seemed to have ended in an anticlimactic manner. According to normal logic, it shouldn't be that the remaining people had to fight to the death with no hope of returning to their home planet and then be caught for research. Of?

As a result, the large items fell to the ground as if they were out of power, and the small items were even more exaggerated. It was a direct method of disappearing IQ in place, making them look dumb and stupid.

Although Sherlock wanted to complain about this when he was watching the movie, but now after actually experiencing it, Sherlock felt that it was really uncomfortable to hold such old words in his mouth.

In addition to Sherlock's old habit of holding back internal injuries, thanks to Sherlock's magic, the damage suffered by the entire New York was much less than in the movie, and the houses in ten blocks could be repaired and restored. As it is, not to mention Sherlock's presence, it's not a problem.

But whether it's eating barbecue or repairing the battlefield, there is still one thing to do before that, and that is to give the comatose Loki a little bit of shock from the Avengers. Even when this proposal was mentioned, Sherlock was actually the most excited. It's Loki's good brother Thor.

This is really interesting. All the Avengers have turned into fun people and have begun to think about how to impress Loki so much that they feel like they will never want to come to Earth again even if they die.

Chapter 107 Loki loses his handle (Part )

With such fun, Sherlock, as an old fun person, naturally would not refuse and actively participated.

Under the leadership of Sherlock, the Avengers began to actively brainstorm, and various ideas sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain. In the end, Sherlock, who had been immersed in the field of fun for many years, finally relied on his Rich experience in the field of entertainment comes first.

Ever since, Loki, who had experienced the Hulk Windmill, felt a bright light shining on his eyes in a daze. After trying hard to open his eyes, Loki was sure that this was not the case at all. It was an illusion, but there was really a bright light shining on my eyes.

Fortunately, in the next second, a thick green arm stretched out and removed the light that was directly shining on Loki's eyes. In a daze, Loki looked up along the arm, and what caught his eye was the green man standing near his head. fat.

At this time, the green fat man was wearing an unusually tight-looking uniform, with a wide-brimmed hat crookedly on top of his head, and an embroidered security word on his chest.

Although the green and fat clothes looked a bit funny, as if Zhao Si was wearing a security uniform, the intimidating effect of the tight uniform stretched by muscles was not comparable to that of Zhao Si.

What's more, Hulk was holding a skull-crushing hammer in his hand at this time. The size of the hammer was even comparable to a bedside table at home. Coupled with the ferocious smile of the green fat man, Loki, who was still relatively confused at first, suddenly Sober up.

Fortunately, the green fat man just smiled ferociously at Loki and did not make any next move, which made Loki feel at ease. But the next second, Loki sadly discovered that except for his head, he had nothing but his head. I couldn't move, it felt like I was fixed to the same bed.

In an instant, a little panic began to spread in Loki's heart. Loki didn't care about the fat green man on top of his head and began to look around his surroundings. This sight didn't matter. He saw the logic of the surrounding environment clearly. The panic is getting stronger and stronger.

It was Sherlock who was standing to Loki's left. Although the cyberpunk-looking helmet had not been taken off, the clothes had been changed.

At this time, Sherlock was wearing a set of surgical clothes. His hands were raised up and placed near his chest. He also wore a pair of milky white rubber gloves with a little mottled blood on the gloves.

But what made Loki most angry was that the mask that was supposed to be black was replaced by a smiley face with emojis made up of LEDs. The most important thing was that the smiley face with emojis just looked like enough to make Loki I felt a burst of fire.

Logic with a hint of disgust continued to look to the other side. The person standing on the other side of him was very familiar to Loki. He was the Avenger Hawkeye who was the first to be controlled. However, Hawkeye at this time was not wearing the clothes he was familiar with. That outfit.

Instead, he is wearing the same surgical gown as Sherlock, and even his posture is exactly the same. The only difference may be that he does not wear a helmet like Sherlock, but a very traditional mask and hat.

The man standing next to Hawkeye was also very familiar to Loki. It was Tony who was wearing a steel armor and was called an iron can by Loki. However, Loki had never seen Tony's armor at this time. .

At this time, Tony was wearing a pure white armor with a large red cross on his chest. The blue light of the Ark reactor was right in the center of the cross.

However, what made Loki panic was not Tony's armor, but Tony's posture at this time.

I saw Tony stretching one hand towards the bed, and countless pipelines seemed to emerge from the armor's arm leading to the bed. Loki could also feel a little strange on his skin, but he didn't know it was What.

Tony's other arm was raised near his chest, and Loki could see a screen on it from a distance. The screen was filled with data and other graphics that he couldn't understand.

Standing opposite Tony was the widowed sister wearing a nurse's uniform. At this time, the widowed sister also looked like she had just undergone surgery, wearing a lot of hats and masks.

The only thing that was different from Sherlock and Hawkeye was that the widow was holding a tray in her hand. The position of the tray was also very clever. It was neither high nor low, just so that Loki could see the contents of the tray when he raised his head.

Two not-so-large oval-shaped milky-white objects with traces of blood on them.

However, this was not what made Loki panic the most. What made Loki panic the most was that when he looked up, he saw two extra balls of flesh inexplicably appearing on his chest, and the clothes he was wearing were not those of Loki. The one in my impression is a set of hospital gowns.

When Loki looked past the flesh ball to the place at his feet, he saw the two people standing at his feet, it was the captain and his silly brother.

Loki was familiar with the captain's clothes. It was the one he wore when he fought with him. He also held the iconic buckler in one hand. The only thing that made Loki panic was the captain's expression.

How can I describe that expression? It's hard to describe in one word. Just looking at it gives people a complicated feeling.

And his naive brother Thor was leaning on Zhan Zhan's shoulder with his back to Loki, and his shoulders were still shaking.

As we all know, if you don't look at the front and don't listen to the voice, you can't tell whether the person is laughing or crying just by looking at the back.

Considering the current situation, Loki took it for granted that Thor was crying at this time. As for why he was crying, Loki didn't know. He had just woken up and had only a partial understanding of his situation.

When Loki was confused, Sherlock, who was standing next to Loki, was the first to speak out.

"You finally woke up, Mr. Rocky, oh, we shouldn't call her Ms. Rocky. Congratulations, the operation was successful. You are now a beautiful and sexy girl. (*^o^*)"

As Sherlock spoke, he did not forget to point at the items in the widow's tray. His tone was as gentle as possible, and even the emojis on the helmet were changing with Sherlock's words.

But the content of Sherlock's words made Loki feel like he was falling into an ice cave, and even got goosebumps all over his body.

Good guy, I just led the army to invade the earth and was beaten unconscious. When I woke up, the frying pan turned into a baking pan?

Where is my fucking pot handle? Where did my big pot handle go? Give me back my pot handle! !

Chapter 108 Loki loses his handle (Part )

Loki panicked so obviously that he even began to struggle violently, but unfortunately, the fixed device on Loki's body restricted the head of the branch that Loki could move.

Even Loki couldn't figure it out. Even if he was a loser, shouldn't he be imprisoned or sentenced if he failed to invade the earth? Loki would understand even if he was treated as an alien and did some experiments.

But what is this wave of direct gender changes? Loki didn't understand, but he was greatly shocked. He even began to wonder if this unfortunate place on Earth had treated losers like this since ancient times.

You must know that such a punishment would be extremely explosive even if it were placed in the universe.

Just when Loki was struggling fiercely to determine whether this was a lie, the skull-crushing hammer in the gentle hand of the fat green man who had been standing above Loki gently tapped the side of Loki's head.

Although the green fat man didn't say a word, Loki was still very honest and just followed his heart, not daring to continue struggling at all.

After all, Loki felt the wind brought about by the skull-crushing hammer very clearly. He didn't dare to bet whether his head was harder or the sledgehammer in the fat green hand was harder.

Although he no longer struggled, Loki still couldn't believe what happened to him that he had lost the handle of the pot. He stared at Sherlock who was standing aside as if he was the attending doctor, and almost gritted his molar teeth and asked.

"You must be deceiving me, right? I am the god of mischief! I can't stand such a cheap prank like yours! I can't feel any pain at all! My voice hasn't changed at all!

Give up, your despicable behavior is simply disrespectful to Asgard! "

After listening to Loki's words, Sherlock did not refute anything, but began to explain to Loki in a gentle tone.

"No, no, no, dear Mr. Loki, oh no, madam, I'm sorry to tell you that this is not a prank, but a real thing. The reason why you can't feel the pain is because the anesthetic is still effective.

As for the voice problem you mentioned, we also have solutions. As long as you inject estrogen on time according to the doctor's instructions, your male characteristics will gradually change, and eventually you will completely transform into a girl!

By the way, it will take about a month to recover after surgery. Of course, this is the time for people on earth. As the prince of Asgard, oh, no princess, I think you should recover faster.

Also, you must pay attention to your diet after surgery, remember to remember spicy and cold foods, but you don’t have to worry about this, I will inform the supervision of the place where you are detained.

Finally, on behalf of the women of the earth, I would like to welcome you to join the Women's Federation. "

Loki didn't understand anything about estrogen at all, but after listening to Sherlock's strict medical advice, Loki finally couldn't hold back and started to curse.

Of course, as the most cunning being in Asgard, although he already believed 80% of Sherlock's words, he still had 20% doubts.

The reason that made Loki suspicious was Thor. Loki simply would not believe that Thor, who was also born in Asgard and was his brother, would let these stupid earthlings change his gender. Become a girl.

Loki, who was eager for proof, ignored the restraints on his body. He desperately raised his head over the two peaks on his chest and looked at Thor, who was still huddled on the opponent's shoulder, and roared directly.

"Thor! You won't let these damn earthlings touch me! Right! This is just a prank! Right! Answer me!!"

Listening to Loki's roar, Thor leaned on the captain's shoulder and turned his back to Loki, who was about to smile. The reason why Thor turned his back to Loki was because he knew Sherlock's plan. Thor couldn't control his expression at all.

So after hearing Loki's question, Thor almost activated his brain, which he had never used many times in his life. Almost all his IQs from childhood to adulthood were rummaged through by Thor at this time. come out.

Under the premise that his clever IQ occupied the high ground, Solfo was so thoughtful that he did not answer Loki's question at all, but just howled.

That cry, the trembling voice carried a bit of desolation, a bit of regret, a bit of grievance, and a bit of panic.

It can be said that Sol has used almost all his acting skills in this life.

Duizhan also very wisely patted Sol's back with his other hand to express comfort.

Similarly, Thor's cry completely broke Loki's fantasy. In an instant, Loki hit his head on the bed like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

But what Loki didn't know was that although Thor's cry sounded extremely sad, it was actually just a trembling sound produced by Thor who almost laughed out loud and controlled it in time.

It was this accident that caused Thor's voice to give Loki the feeling that he didn't think much of his brother, and he completely believed Sherlock's prank.

Little did they know that at this moment, although there was nothing strange about those wearing masks on the surface, the corners of their mouths under the masks were cracked to the base of their ears, and their lips were even bitten purple, so they did not laugh.

The captain, who was not wearing a mask, even used the cover of his shield to pinch his thighs, and recalled all the sorrows in his life to ensure that he would not laugh.

Hulk took advantage of Loki not paying attention and directly found a corner to laugh. He was just a little stupid, not stupid at all. This kind of fun can be said to be the funniest scene he has ever seen since he was born. , he didn’t want to ruin this carefully planned prank because of himself.

Relatively speaking, Sherlock and Tony were doing much better. Sherlock was using the cover of his helmet and could not help laughing inside his helmet.

And Tony was even more outrageous. After directly ordering Jarvis to fix the current posture of his armor, he started laughing loudly inside the armor, without even concealing it, laughing almost from beginning to end.

Of course, the cute Loki didn't know the bad intentions of these people. After calming down for a few seconds, he finally couldn't help breaking the defense.

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

According to the New York County Chronicle, after the great battle, the Avengers gathered on the roof of Stark Tower and did not know what they were doing. In less than half an hour, the mastermind of the war was none other than Los Angeles. Key's screams spread throughout New York County.

The sound was so pitiful and fierce that it almost surpassed the human level. Almost half of the people in New York County heard Loki's inhumane scream.

Chapter 109 After the War

Seeing that Loki seemed to have believed the prank that he and all the Avengers had accomplished together, Sherlock no longer hesitated. After all, Chi Ze changed. With a flip of his wrist, a syringe appeared in Sherlock's hand. Without any hesitation, he went straight to it. Pricked Loki's arm.

Loki was doubting his life when he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his arm. He looked down in horror and immediately saw the syringe stuck in his arm by Sherlock.

Seeing Loki looking at him with a horrified look on his face, Sherlock continued to speak in a gentle tone with a cute emoticon on his face.

"Don't be nervous. This is the first shot of estrogen. The dosage is slightly larger, which can help you recover better after the operation. I will leave the subsequent dosage to your brother and the staff who are holding you. Now, take a nap. After all, the operation has just been completed. (^ω^)"

As soon as Sherlock finished speaking, before Loki could react, Hawkeye, who was standing on the other side of Loki, stabbed Loki's other arm with a syringe.

Following Hawkeye's movements, Loki felt for a moment that his eyelids seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and he closed his eyes in an instant and lost consciousness.

Just as Loki fainted, laughter erupted from the scene, and everyone held their stomachs and laughed.

As for what the two injections of potion were, Sherlock said that they had some hormones and anesthetics, which were nothing more than two injections of normal saline. Loki was able to faint because Sherlock took advantage of Loki's attention to be attracted by Hawkeye. After passing by, he directly used the wand to give Loki the result of a coma spell.

Even the clothes on Loki, the clothes on everyone else, and the changes in Loki's body were all temporarily created by Sherlock using the transformation technique.

Of course, in order to make the effect stand out and not to defeat the gang so quickly, Sherlock put a lot of effort into the transformation technique on Loki. After all, it is a human body transformation technique. Sherlock even increased the magic power to ensure that Loki returned Asgard has always been a girl.

Even if they hurry up, God King Odin and Frigga will be surprised to find that their eldest son has turned into a girl after Loki returns to Asgard.

They laughed, and the prank was a success. With a wave of Sherlock's wand, everyone changed back to their original appearance. The green fat man watched with pity in his eyes as the skull-crushing hammer in his hand turned into an ordinary road sign. He said it was a pity, he quite liked this weapon.

After handing Loki over to the SHIELD agent who came over to understand the situation and had a strange expression on his face, Tony still couldn't forget about treating him to barbecue.

Based on the comradeship of carrying guns and playing pranks together, everyone basically agreed to Tony's idea of ​​treating them to dinner. After all, everyone felt hungry after a battle.