Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

This idea appeared in the minds of everyone present almost at the same time.

Compared with Sherlock's sixth child and exaggerated appearance, Thor on the other side can be said to be extremely simple.

Wearing a Lei Feng hat, a leather jacket, jeans and an old BJ's sneakers, the whole person has an earthy smell. Coupled with the fire ax in his hand, and the mask with the two iconic mustaches, the whole person has an earthy smell. He doesn't have the aura of an avenger at all, but looks like an old farmer in the mountains.

The most important thing is that behind Sol there is a blood-red Chinese character like an attachment, dish.

That's right, in the eyes of foreigners, Chinese characters and runes are almost equivalent, otherwise there would not be so many wonderful Chinese character tattoos.

Although everyone present except Sherlock couldn't understand Thor's outfit, anyone who had experienced Internet surfing in his previous life would probably know the origin of this outfit, Bald Qiang!

The reason why Sherlock arranged this outfit for Thor was mainly because he thought that Thor would use an ax in the future, which could be regarded as helping Suo Er adapt to it in advance.

As for the reason why Comrade Saul agreed to such an outfit that looked dull and even a little rustic, we have to talk about it from last night.

When Thor, who had fallen asleep in a daze at night, got up to go to the toilet, he happened to meet Sherlock who had just returned from stealing Hawkeye and Captain.

Thor just said hello to Sherlock naturally and subconsciously asked what Sherlock was doing.

Sherlock, who had a guilty conscience as a thief, naturally couldn't tell Thor that he was going to steal someone, so he said in a hurry that he was thinking about everyone's equipment.

It was okay for Sherlock not to say anything. As soon as Thor's interest was raised, he started to ask Sherlock about what kind of equipment he wanted to arrange for himself. At the same time, he also began to imagine his own equipment.

But do you think Saul's vision is realistic?

He actually wanted an equipment like 007 or Mission: Impossible, and preferably a hammer similar to the Meowth Hammer as the main weapon.

Let’s not talk about the Meow Hammer. Sherlock said that I can’t do it just with equipment like 007’s.

If it were in Tony's villa, it might be possible to help Sol restore it, but putting it on a yacht would be purely whimsical.

Ever since, Sherlock, who was in a hurry, immediately started to cheat.

He began to tell Thor a story about a sword master, a sword master named Zhi Qiang who was hiding in the Bear Ridge. Because of some things, he had to go out to face the enemy.

Along the way, Gods killed gods, and Buddhas killed Buddhas. Everyone in the world knew about the sword master who didn't bother to use swords and only used an ax to chop down the giant dragon.

Not only that, but some quotes were also told to Thor by Sherlock.

You may be very strong, but compared to the two old friends in the forest, you are still slightly inferior.

Why are the people outside the forest still so weak after so many years?

What's too slow? Any squirrel that can only climb trees will be hundreds of times faster than you.

Your Excellency is not weak, but at this level, you are still unable to set foot in that forest and defeat my two old friends and the king deep in the forest.

Sol, a middle school boy, was stunned for a moment when he heard these words that filled his heart.

Especially the word "cai" on the back. According to Sherlock's explanation, this thing is used to taunt the opponent. Every time the sword master defeats the opponent, he will take out the magic powder from his pocket and throw it towards the opponent.

The magic powder will form Chinese characters in mid-air that are the same as the Chinese characters on the back of the vest, and will shine brightly, causing the defeated opponent to die in humiliation.

In order to make Thor believe this, Sherlock spent several hours tinkering last night before finally finally producing the exact same magic powder, thanks to the existence of alchemy.

It can be said that one of the two dared to say it and the other dared to believe it. In the end, it was Sol himself who clamored for a set of the same equipment that was only stronger.

What Shylock can do is, of course, satisfy Saul.

That's why there is now the bald-headed Thor who is cosplaying with a middle-aged look.

Chapter 138 The Avengers assemble, but it’s a pirated version (Part )

Everyone present looked helpless as they looked at Suo Er from time to time striking out-of-the-ordinary poses and mumbling some quotations that they didn't understand that only focused on literature.

Everyone thought that Sol was suffering from a chubby disorder, and did not pay attention to Sol's chubby behavior.

After all, compared to Thor's equipment, everyone present is much better than Thor. I dare not say anything else. At least the guy in his hand can actually fight.

And Thor's fire ax of unknown meaning is just an ordinary ax no matter how you look at it. The most important thing is that in everyone's impression, Thor is a hammer player.

Now that he was given an axe, everyone was really worried whether this guy would get injured by playing with him.

But the little bit of luck that everyone had after comparing with Thor disappeared after Tony came out.

There is no other reason, just because Tony's equipment is so good that it makes people jealous.

Especially when everyone is a bunch of crooks, the armor Tony wears is really too attractive to firepower.

As for what exactly Tony was wearing that made everyone point their finger at Tony?

Quite simply, Gundam Unicorn!

Tony even restored the shield on his arm!

Good guy! We are either stitch monsters, or we are just superficial cosplays. Your thick-browed Tony actually betrayed the revolution and actually made a human-sized Gundam?

You really think we Avengers don’t pay attention to these two-dimensional things, right?

The most important thing is that this thing doesn't look any worse than the original steel armor, and it even looks more durable than the steel armor.

This can't be tolerated.

Ever since, everyone except Sherlock, Captain and Thor began to verbally criticize Tony.

As for why Thor and the captain did not participate in the verbal criticism of Tony, you can't expect an alien chuunibyou immersed in his own world and an old man who has just come into contact with the world to know what a Gundam is, right?

Although the captain seemed to be a little jealous of such a gorgeous Tony, it was just a little bit. The captain used the character of his good friend Baji as a guarantee.

As for Sherlock, Sherlock did not participate in the verbal and written criticism against Tony.

He just looked at Tony, who was wearing a unicorn armor, with eyes full of stars. While scolding Tony in his mind for saying that he couldn't build a Gundam, he also secretly determined that after this incident is over, he would have to snatch it away. Bring this thing home.

No man can refuse a Gundam, especially when this Gundam can really be driven.

The low-beam headlights gave him a premonition of this scene, but when Tony actually faced the verbal criticism from everyone, he was still a little helpless. After all, he only had one mouth, and it was difficult to resist the Avengers' all-talking crusade.

Of course, among the entire Avengers, the one who jumps the highest is Hawkeye. After all, apart from Thor's unknown cosplay, the only ones present who have restored the original characters in depth are Hawkeye's nano-biochemical suit and Tony. of Gundam.

Except for the size, Tony's Gundam is not much different from the original one. What about you? Apart from the appearance, the only thing left is probably the orange sunglasses that are of some use.

Moreover, Hawkeye is really worried about whether he will laugh his opponents to death by doing this, or whether he will stand in the dock and be accused of copyright infringement in the future.

Of course, in the face of Hawkeye's worries and accusations, Tony was naturally prepared and handed out two documents to the captain and Hawkeye.

The above is a license to use the image of the two people.

After all, Captain's costume was suspected of plagiarizing Batman, so Tony, who was wealthy, simply bought it all.

Looking at the documents in their hands, both Captain and Hawkeye felt as if they had eaten a fly. This guy didn't forget to buy a license when he fought. He really made me cry to death. I wanted to punch Tony in the face. Go up and down hard.

The noise among the few people naturally caused the little peppers who had been hiding in the cabin to rest. As soon as they came out of the cabin where they were resting, the little peppers were startled by the monsters and monsters in front of them.

After reacting for a while, I finally realized who these ghosts and monsters were.

After figuring out the situation, Xiaojiao looked at the extremely chaotic cabin for a while, then clapped his hands.

The sudden sound of applause immediately attracted everyone's attention. Seeing that the messy situation was under control, everyone's eyes were focused on him. Little Pepper then looked at the monsters and monsters on the scene with a puzzled expression.

"Although I don't quite understand what you are arguing about, what I do know is that it takes nearly an hour and a half to sail to the nearest shore on the ship. You guys plan to keep wearing these things until you get ashore. ?"

Pepper's words successfully silenced the scene for a moment. Almost everyone looked at Pepper in confusion. Except for Thor, everyone left in a hurry.

Including Sherlock. After all, the large transparent jar behind Sherlock is still very heavy. If it weren't for the purpose of preventing the vest from being exposed, Sherlock would not carry such a thing on his back.

Hey, it’s another day to miss my big size.

After this inexplicable equipment display session, everyone finally regained their little sense and began to discuss the next plan.

Soon, a detailed plan was formed in the hands of the widowed sister, Hawkeye and the captain.

After all, two of the three are senior agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and one is a veteran who has experienced World War II. They are still able to deal with these things with ease.

All that was left was to wait, and everyone temporarily forgot about the bizarre equipment display just now.

Likewise, the moment the plan was finalized, Tony's yacht started and started heading towards its destination.

Lisbon, Portugal, is the location of the widowed sister’s missing friend.

One is to see what happened to the widowed sister's friend, and the other is to use this place to attract the group of black widows in the red house and the group of liberated black widows.

It would be best to attract that damn middleman and solve it together. After all, now that the entire Avengers has gathered, the firepower configuration is naturally not bad at all.

The only problem now is to wait. After all, according to the speed of the yacht, it really takes a while to reach the destination this time.

Chapter 139 What? The widowed sister also has a younger sister?

three days later

Lisbon, the capital of the Portuguese Republic. Located in the west of the country, with the Sintra Mountains to the north and the Tagus River to the south, less than 12 kilometers from the Atlantic Ocean, it is the westernmost city on the European continent and one of the famous cities in Southern Europe.

In the old city, a slightly petite "Sherlock" was walking on the not-so-spacious street with a suitcase.

On the roof not far away, Hawkeye in a nano-biochemical suit was staring at "Sherlock" walking on the street. Invisible above the sky, Tony was wearing a Gundam suit and walking in the sky. While patrolling, there were still some people following "Sherlock" in some unnoticed places on the street.

The "Sherlock" walking on the street is the widowed sister in disguise, and Sherlock is wearing a mask. At this time, he is pretending to be a couple with Anna and is slowly following behind the widowed sister. The two are not far away. There is also a captain who does not want to be named.

Also following the widowed sister were some women who looked good in figure and some thick-set men. The two of them were not that conspicuous among the crowd.

All this was under their control. Because it was her own private matter, the widowed sister firmly disagreed with Sherlock's involvement in the danger. After some hard talk, Shylock agreed to let the widowed sister dress up as Shylock, and Sherlock was in Support from behind.

Of course, the widowed sister rejected Sherlock's idea of ​​using polyjuice potion. After all, the side effects of this thing are a bit difficult to control. Unless there is really no other way, the widowed sister would generally not use Sherlock's potion. .

After the widowed sister dressed up as Sherlock and wandered around the street for a while, she didn't seem to notice the stalkers behind her and disappeared into an alley in a flash.

Seeing the widowed sister disappearing, the people following the widowed sister clearly began to panic, and both forces began to run quickly towards the alley where the widowed sister disappeared.

But the widowed sister had already disappeared without a trace with the help of the vehicle driven by Sol, who had been hiding in the alley.

Seeing the two waves of people meeting in the alley and starting to fight after a disagreement, Sherlock and Anna quickly retreated from this noisy place.

The real purpose of their trip was to explore the apartment of the widowed sister's friend. Before confirming the situation of the widowed sister's friend, it was better to try not to cause trouble to others.

Soon, the widowed sister brought Sol, Sherlock and Anna to join them. They all took out weapons from their waists and started to advance towards the apartment of the widowed sister's friend.

Just when everyone reached the door of the widow's friend's apartment without any danger, the widow standing at the front discovered something different. Her friend's apartment was not locked at all!

The door to the entire apartment opens almost as soon as you push it.

The widowed sister and Anna, who was standing on the other side of the door, looked at each other. Both of them were agents and knew what this meant. Either the widowed sister's friend had encountered something unexpected, or it was no longer safe here. The widowed sister's friends have already evacuated.

Eagle Eye standing on the rooftop opposite also gave a very timely report. Due to the construction, Eagle Eye could not observe whether there was anyone inside the room, but there were indeed no people following him around.

As a support and observer, Tony also promptly reported the battle situation in the alley, and told everyone that he was watching further away.

After confirming that everything around her was normal, the widowed sister slowly pushed open the door of the room. There was no trap on the door, it was just ajar.

But as the door opened, the widowed sister and Anna became worried when they saw the situation in the room clearly.

The reason is also very simple. Although the whole room looks no different from the original one, the two experienced people can see traces of fighting in the room almost at a glance.

And the traces are still very new. The reason why it looks like nothing happened is because someone restored the scene to a certain extent after the fight!

Knowing that the visitor was not malicious, several people filed into the room one after another with pistols raised. Sherlock, who was at the end, did not forget to gently close the door again.

Several people formed a standard CQB formation and started cleaning each room, but until the entire room was cleaned, no hidden personnel were found.

Not only that, no one even noticed the cameras or monitoring devices.

Not to mention everyone present, even Tony in the Fat Boy Heaven felt confused and didn't understand what happened.

While everyone was still stunned, a crisp explosion suddenly occurred on the ceiling of the room where everyone was sitting.

Several of them were experienced warriors, including Sherlock, who had also received complete military training. The moment the explosion sounded, they rushed outside the room.

As the ceiling fell, several women in black tights fell from the sky, and almost instantly they were wrestling with several people.

These women seemed to already know something, and their division of labor was extremely perfect. When facing Avengers like Widow Sister and Thor, they would fight one against the other.

But when facing unknown people like Anna and Sherlock, it's all one-on-one.

But it was obvious that they made a mistake this time. Although Anna and Sherlock were not as famous as Thor and the widowed sister, this did not mean that they could not fight.

Especially Sherlock, under such circumstances, the lower limit can be said to be extremely low, or even close to none. Although the pistol in his hand was knocked out immediately, he immediately took out the tetanus The Blade began to fight back.

Not only that, every time Sherlock makes a move, he always moves from the third position, focusing on taking care of the opponent's waist, which makes the Black Widow who fights Sherlock extremely uncomfortable.

After playing for a while, seeing what seemed to be happening to the widow sister, her attacks gradually became less fierce, and she was even a little inferior to the two black widows. Sherlock also gave up his intention to continue playing.

With a flip of his wrist, the black widow took out a tranquilizer pistol with a very unruly look in her shocked eyes.

Then, with a few shots and Sherlock's "Sir, times have changed" smile, those fierce black widows softened like noodles one by one.

It wasn't until everyone was dealt with that Sherlock finally had the heart to come to the widowed sister, looked at the widowed sister who was extremely emotional, and asked.