Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

At the same time, he didn't forget to greet everyone who was watching the excitement.

"Come on, come on, try it all, let me tell you it's delicious."

After hearing what Tony and Sherlock said to each other, they pulled everyone to the dining table like a salesman. Everyone gave the captain a helpless look, and then tried their best to suppress their smiles and followed Sherlock and Tony. People go to the table.

Especially for Eagle Eye, who has always been an honest person, he felt the happiness of a happy person for the first time, and he was laughing so hard that he almost twitched. It can be said that it is a typical example of learning well but not easily.

In the end, the captain could only grit his teeth, silently suppress his desire to beat someone up, and followed Daliu to the dining table.

Don't tell me, although it felt disgusting when handling those internal organs, when a bowl of mutton soup was brought to everyone, everyone was amazed.

I can only say that the word "fresh" is indeed a combination of fish and sheep, and that is not wrong at all.

The mutton soup can be said to take this umami character to the extreme. The most important thing is that this thing can be seasoned according to your own taste after feeling the ultimate umami taste, which is amazing.

Coupled with the roasted whole lamb that Sherlock made, brushed with honey, with crispy skin and tender meat, there was no other sound on the entire dining table except for the sound of chewing and the sound of bones falling on the dining table.

Chapter 154 Sherlock: Don’t you think of me as a human being?

After having a full meal, everyone spread out on the chairs with their big bellies and began to eat. The entire dining table was clean without any waste.

Everyone ate a little too much, and a few people ate the whole sheep except for the head.

Under the so-called concept of original soup and original food, Sherlock was too lazy to get up and make any digestible drinks. He simply put away the tableware and stove, and Sherlock took out a palm-sized bowl in front of everyone's surprised eyes. Semi-circular white pocket.

Then just like Doraemon, she stuffed all the stoves and tableware she had packed into the small pocket.

Especially the widowed sister's family, the captain, and Saul were all stunned.

Speaking of which, this thing was something Sherlock came up with out of fun when he was traveling by car. To put it bluntly, this thing is actually similar to Newt's box full of magical animals.

They are all products of the Invisible Expansion Spell plus alchemy, but Newt's is a box, and Sherlock's was made to look like Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket out of Sherlock's own bad taste.

But obviously, apart from Tony's guess, the rest of the people didn't know this, and they felt different when looking at Sherlock.

Especially Anna, as a Cai ordinary person, Anna screamed out directly.

"Fourth-dimensional pocket??? Damn it? You use the fourth-dimensional pocket to carry the stove???"

Sherlock naturally had a way to deal with Anna's surprise.

Sherlock took out a firearm from his pocket and showed it to everyone in a very naughty manner, and then said.

"Of course it's not just the stove!"

Everyone was even more stunned when they saw Sherlock's sexy move. Finally, the widowed sister calmed down and asked the question that everyone wanted to ask.

Where did you get this thing?

Sherlock naturally answered the widow's sister's question honestly.

"Of course the wizard gave it to me! I exchanged it with my potion!"

After hearing Sherlock's explanation, the widow just looked at Sherlock for a while and then gave up. After all, there was nothing wrong with Sherlock's statement. SHIELD's information also recorded that Sherlock and the mysterious wizard had a potion. aspects of dealings.

After being surprised, everyone began to discuss how to enter the red room.

As one of the people Drekov trusted, the widow's mother Melina knew where the red house was, but Melina couldn't bring everyone up there.

According to Melina, the only three people she can take care of are the widowed sister, Annie, and the fat version of the captain.

After all, Dreykov is a suspicious person by nature. Except for these few people he has been paying attention to, the rest of the people will never get close to the red house unless they are corpses.

And the most important thing is that the Red House is surrounded by radars and interference sources. All mechanical items close to the Red House are either shot down by the Red House's weapons, or the interference sources modify their data and bypass them silently. The location of the red house.

When Melina said this, everyone was in trouble. After all, the purpose of everyone coming here was to help the widowed sister. Now that they are finally done, they are told that they can't help. Isn't this nonsense?

And the most frustrating thing is that everyone can't attack directly like prison robbery. After all, the black widow inside is not comparable to those ordinary jailers.

Coupled with the control of the Red Room, if everyone attacks by force, they may face an endless number of fierce widows who are not afraid of death. Just thinking about it is enough to make people's scalp numb.

After thinking for a long time, everyone realized that there was no good solution. Slowly, everyone focused on Sherlock, who was eating melon in his seat and wandering around.

Gradually, Sherlock also realized that something was wrong. Why was the discussion sound gone?

When Sherlock came back to his senses, he noticed that everyone's eyes were focused on him with just one glance. Sherlock, who was startled by this change, really jumped up immediately.

"What are you doing? Are you looking at me like this?"

Seeing Sherlock's expression as if someone was always trying to harm me, everyone felt speechless. They all rolled their eyes before explaining the whole story to Sherlock.

It can be said that Sherlock became more and more confused the more he listened.

Good guys, you really don’t take me as a human being. How can I find it? You are the ones who make it in good times, but it’s all up to me in bad times.

Sherlock immediately expressed his attitude. His potion was magical enough, but it was just a potion! The machine cannot drink potion!

And since I'm not a wizard, there's no way I can use anything other than potions!

Of course, what Sherlock said was pure nonsense, especially Tony, who knew the inside story, and immediately rolled his eyes.

But Tony didn't criticize Sherlock. After all, just by looking at Sherlock's appearance, you knew that this kid was definitely holding back something bad. Just watch the show.

As expected, as Tony expected, Sherlock, who was speaking righteously one second, turned downcast and submissive the next, saying that although he couldn't solve the problem, his elder brother the wizard might have a solution.

He immediately said that he wanted to make a phone call.

Everyone expressed great expectations. After all, the power of the wizard in the Battle of New York has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Everyone is looking forward to Sherlock really being able to shake the wizard over.

Then Sherlock actually took out his mobile phone despite Tony's contemptuous look, and pretended to start making a call.

After a while, Sherlock finally put down the phone and said to everyone with an expression that said "I'm having a hard time."

"Fortunately, I did not disgrace my life."

As soon as Sherlock finished speaking, there was a sound of space distortion, and the "Wizard" really appeared in front of everyone.

Tony couldn't help but stare out his eyes after seeing this scene. His eyes kept wandering between Sherlock and the so-called "wizard", as if he wanted to understand why Sherlock could appear in the same place at the same time. .

However, Tony would never have thought that the so-called "wizard" that appeared at this moment was just something projected by Sherlock using Loki's illusion.

What Sherlock wants to do is to cut the wizard's vest more thoroughly in front of the widow, Hawkeye, and the captain, and show off his skills in front of everyone.

Of course, one thing I have to admit is that doing this is really exciting, opening the door to excitement, and it is extremely exciting.

That is to say, Thor has not yet learned how to identify whether it is an illusion, which is commonly known as throwing stones. Otherwise, in front of Thor, Sherlock's secrets will be exposed.

Chapter 155: Sherlock’s Husband’s Misconception (Part )

With the appearance of the "wizard", everyone's eyes were focused on the "wizard" almost immediately. The wizard raised the hand holding the wand, pointed the wand towards Sherlock, and made a thick The red light shot towards Sherlock in an instant.

Before anyone could react, Sherlock had been hit by the red beam of light emitted by the "Wizard". At that moment, Sherlock became as hard as a stone tablet.

He stood upright for a moment, and then fell down straight.

Everything happened so fast, so fast that even Sherlock fell down and everyone could barely react.

And for some reason, no one here could see the "Wizard"'s face, but they felt an emotion called disgust from the "Wizard".

Everyone looked at each other and sat down in a tacit understanding. No one spoke for the petrified Sherlock.

Seeing that the "Wizard" had finished taking care of Sherlock, everyone seemed to be able to feel the "Wizard" glaring hard at Sherlock who was lying on the ground.

After shaking the wand a few times, along with the shaking of the "wizard's" wand, there seemed to be a distortion in the space. After a while, five brooms with leg rests fell to the ground.

After the brooms were dropped, the "Wizard" did not stop "casting spells". On the contrary, it shook more violently. After a while, an ordinary-looking suitcase fell next to the pile of brooms.

Seeing that everything seemed to be done, the "Wizard" stopped "casting spells", pointed at the things on the ground, and spoke to the still confused people in a unique electronic voice.

"The little guy lying on the ground over there has paid for these things. Just ask that little guy for the specific usage. Oh, by the way, these things are not cheap, but the one lying on the ground The profiteers seem to have something promising that they want to exchange with you.

If I understand correctly, it seems to be the base of some kind of red house? Forget it, you can just discuss it with this little guy then, I have something else to do. "

After saying that, he turned around to leave, but just when the "Wizard" turned around and was about to leave, the captain who had been sitting aside called the "Wizard".

"Wait a minute, wizard, we need help!"

This time the captain did not hide his voice. Seeing that the "wizard" was about to leave, the captain stood up and shouted in his original voice.

Hearing the captain's call, the "Wizard" turned around and looked at the captain helplessly, and then spoke after a while.

"No, I don't think you need my help. Look at the equipment around you. Even if you go to fight the Purple Sweet Potato Essence, it's almost enough. Plus, I'm a bit too much of a bully."

After a pause, the wizard pointed to the five brooms and a suitcase on the ground and continued.

"Besides, haven't we already given you the equipment? If you can't defeat that little guy's red house or something like that, then just disband on the spot and let the earth wait to be invaded. Maybe something will happen. Maybe the aliens respect labor laws more than the capitalists on Earth."

After the "Wizard" made a moderate joke, he turned his back to everyone and waved as if he was about to leave. However, before the Wizard could move on, another voice called out to those who wanted to leave again. wizard".

"Wait a minute, wizard, I have a question I've been meaning to ask you."

It was the widowed sister who spoke. At this time, the widowed sister couldn't care about anything else. She stood up and asked. If it was really confirmed, then the top-level countermeasures against wizards would probably be overturned and reorganized.

The "wizard" who was stopped by Black Widow seemed helpless. With his back to everyone, one could feel the wizard rolling his eyes. Then he turned around weakly and said to Black Widow who had stood up.

"Okay, the last question, you know I still have a lot of things to do. An old man named Dumbledore is still waiting for me to undergo psychological counseling so that he can face the other person named Green who once turned against him but is still beloved. Devo's old man.

I also have to take care of a little girl named Hermione and his two useless lackeys, and deal with a village-level terrorist who only knows how to flash green lights around to kill people, and can hide thieves. I'm super busy. I'm not kidding. "

It's okay if the "wizard" didn't say anything. After saying that, everyone's heads were covered with black lines. For some reason, they always felt that the things the "wizard" did were both serious and a little bit informal. There are still many serious things among the informal.

Well, it's very confusing.

The "Wizard"'s little chatter made even Tony, who was usually the most bullshit, feel absent-minded for a while, let alone other people. Even the well-trained agent widow was stunned for a while. Only then did he react and ask his question.

"Well, well, it does seem very busy, but what I want to ask is not a big thing, just a little bit. Wizard, you seem mysterious and powerful enough, why would you trade with Sherlock to get Sherlock's Potion?”

After hearing the widowed sister's question, the "Wizard" turned around and left without any hesitation, but as he walked, the instructor also opened his mouth to explain the widowed sister's problem.

"Well, sometimes magic is indeed magical and can do most things, but it is undeniable that there are many things that magic cannot do, but this little guy's potion can do it easily, and in the end The key point is that this little guy’s potion is really interesting, isn’t it?”

After saying that, the "Wizard" didn't care what everyone's reaction was, and disappeared directly with a distorted crackling sound in the space.

As the "Wizard" left, everyone fell silent for a moment.

Especially Widow Sister and Hawkeye, as senior agents of SHIELD, they can see the internal opinions of SHIELD on the wizard and Sherlock.

Regardless of the fact that the two people used the same potion, from the analysis of personality to behavior, SHIELD's internal evaluators believe that the probability that the two are the same person is more than 75%.

But now it seems that everyone is wrong. After all, one person cannot appear in front of everyone at the same time. And judging from the conversation just now, this "wizard" seems to have the same personality as Sherlock. It can only be said that he is. Very congenial.

Chapter 156: Sherlock’s Husband’s Misconception (Part )

According to psychology, the more like-minded people are in terms of personality, the greater the probability of becoming friends. However, most of these friends are bad friends.

Examples like this are commonplace. Just think about those friends around you who know the password to your home's front door. It is a routine operation to go to your refrigerator to stock up.

As long as there is an opportunity to punish you, these bad friends will never let it go. It can be said that they will do it if there are conditions, and they will do it even if there are no conditions.

But when you need help, these people will always try their best to help you while being unreasonable and crazy about you.

Just like when the "Wizard" first came over, he gave the little bastard Sherlock a blow without any mercy...

etc! That little bastard Sherlock is still lying on the ground!

Just when everyone had just reacted, there was another distortion in the space, and then the figure of the "Wizard" appeared in front of everyone again.

"Hey, this guy almost forgot."

The "Wizard" seemed to be talking to himself, and he shot out another gentle white light. The moment the white light enveloped Sherlock, the "Wizard" disappeared without a trace with a crackling sound of space distortion. .

Shortly after the "wizard" disappeared, the petrified Sherlock also stood up from the ground. The first thing Sherlock did when he stood up was to telegraph and allegro for about ten minutes to the place where the "wizard" disappeared. Performance.

Well, the whole performance was extremely emotional, and the speaking speed was extremely fast, and even had an inexplicable rhythm. Ignoring the words that were all marked with *, it can be said that it was not inferior to those rappers at all. s level.

And while Sherlock was performing, the eyes of Widow Sister and Hawkeye were also fixed on Sherlock. They wanted to find a flaw in Sherlock's performance and micro-expression to prove SHIELD's guess. There is no error.

But it is a pity that they failed. Sherlock's performance can be said that Hollywood owes Sherlock a golden man. He brought his acting skills to the extreme without any flaws at all.

Of course, although Sherlock cursed on the outside and even acted as if he had been tricked by his best friend, he was already laughing in his heart.

To be honest, if no one was present, Sherlock's lips would probably be filled with tears.

After the whole performance, Sherlock didn't know why he felt like he was having sex with his husband. Moreover, Sherlock's script was arranged very well. The next time he appeared, Sherlock's identity was eliminated.

Then he lay on the ground and controlled the projection's speech and movements throughout the whole process. Even the brooms and spells were made by Sherlock lying on the ground using his own magic or really teleporting there, or simulating them with phantoms.

In short, Sherlock's performance can be said to have truly deceived everyone. Even Tony, who knows Sherlock's many vests best, had a moment of doubt as to whether the "wizard" and Sherlock were the same person after all.

Not to mention other people who were originally just suspicious.

As for Sherlock, after about ten minutes of the wonderful "I scold myself" scene, he finally felt a little tired and then slowly stopped.