Leziren’s happy life in Marvel
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Damn it, do you still think I’m a roll king? I still feel like you are the king of rolls! Since everyone says that I am the king of scrolls, let me let you thoroughly experience what it is like to be a real king of scrolls who came from the workplace of a certain big country in the East!
What?Since Sherlock is about to come to the King of Scrolls Tournament, why doesn't he ask everyone to get back to work?
Haha, this is really a bit underestimating Sherlock's potion. You must know that although Sherlock's potion has serious side effects, its efficacy is really awesome.
Sherlock, who has been playing magic all year round, can't sleep. If those Muggles who were exposed to magic for the first time could sleep, they would be seeing ghosts!
Sure enough, not long after Sherlock started sorting out the information he had in the office, the Squidward version of Price walked into the office door with a cup of coffee in his hands with a look of despair on his face.
Well, you read that right, it’s Squidward, exactly the same as Squidward in SpongeBob SquarePants. Even because of the involution this time, even his expression is exactly the same as Squidward in the animation.
What can I say, Squidward wearing Price's clothes is still very interesting, isn't it?
Chapter 249 Beechburg Special Forces
That's right, Price's entry actually turned him into Squidward. Listening to Price walking into the conference room with Squidward's unique walking sound effects, Sherlock was trying hard not to laugh.
After all, Price's image can now be called funny.
Squidward's big nose hangs down to near Price's mouth. Combined with Price's original caterpillar-like beard, it strangely forms a funny cross-like picture.
It doesn’t matter if his face is funny, Price’s clothes are also funny. Can you imagine what Squidward looks like wearing a combat uniform only worn by special forces, with a camouflage fisherman’s hat on his head?
The funniest thing is that because of the long-term intelligence compilation work, Price's expression is infinitely close to that of Squidward, especially the octopus tentacle holding the coffee cup. Sherlock laughs every time he looks at it.
In the animation, it seems that Squidward may be pretending to be elegant and holding the coffee cup with two fingers to drink coffee, but in fact we all wrongly blamed Squidward!
Price's personal experience tells us that if you don't hold it this way, you won't be able to pick up the coffee cup at all, unless you are not afraid of turning into a sizzling octopus and holding the scalding hot coffee cup with your hands.
Price also noticed Sherlock who was snickering at the side. However, Price, who was really tired, did not pay attention to Sherlock. He just picked up a file with the suction cup on the tentacle that formed his arm and started reading. stand up.
Don't tell me, this tentacle is really useful for reading books and can't be shaken off.
Sherlock originally thought that this was the limit of his potion, but he never expected that Sherlock would be surprised yet more.
Shortly after Brother Zhang Price came in, other members of Team 141 also entered the conference room one after another with dejected faces.
There are Hai·Xiaoqiang·Mianbaobao.
There is Pie·Soap·Big Star.
The most irritating thing is that there are two characters that Sherlock never expected, San Getz Dee and Crab Ghost Boss.
As soon as the two people came in, Sherlock burst into laughter. It was no wonder that Sherlock was making such a fuss, after all, their painting styles were so strange.
As we all know, Sandy the squirrel is a female squirrel in the setting. Although Sandy's costume was not restored this time due to the magic potion, who would have thought that Gates, who has experienced many battles, knows computers, and can fight , the pure man who likes to use trolls the most in close combat is the funny female voice of Sandy when he opens his mouth?
Not to mention the ghost, Sherlock can laugh at the ghost for a lifetime. You must know that the ghost turned into Mr. Crab because of the potion, but the ghost has a habit of always wearing his skull mask.
The final result is that Mr. Krabs's two long eyes protrude from the eye sockets of the ghost's skull mask!
Even if his eyes are sticking out, Mr. Krabs' spike-like nose actually sticks out from the nostrils on the ghost mask normally.
Even Mr. Krabs’s big mouth somehow matches the ghost’s skull mask! It’s like it’s tailor-made!
The most important thing is that the way Mr. Crab walks is also given to the ghost by the potion. Sherlock swears that this is the first time in his life that he has seen the taciturn ghost's calves move so fast!
the first time!
Damn it, the limited-time joint edition of Team 141 and Team Beechburg?
The more Sherlock thought about it, the more interesting it became, and the sound of laughter became louder and louder. After all, when Sherlock left, there was only Price's Squidward. Why did he leave quietly for less than three hours? Bikini Castle Just moved to Sherlock's training ground?
You can laugh if you tell Sherlock to laugh. After all, in such an involved intelligence processing job, the strange side effects of Sherlock's potion are the only fun everyone has.
It even got to the point where every time someone drank the potion, a group of people would stand up and carefully observe what weird side effects it had.
But Sherlock was not satisfied with his smile, so he said in a coquettish manner, "Oh~~Who lives in the big pineapple in the deep sea~~".
Although the voice was not loud, you must know that for now, only Sherlock and Team Bikiniburg are present in the entire conference room. Sherlock's mean voice successfully aroused the anger of his five uncles. .
The five people surrounded Sherlock without any explanation. Zhang Price and Brother Yu looked at Sherlock fiercely and asked.
"What were you singing just now? I asked you what you were singing just now!"
If this was normal, Sherlock would pinch him right now, transforming into a little quail and swishing without daring to say anything.
But now facing the Beechburg Five who surrounded him, Sherlock really couldn't get scared, and he even had the courage to repeat it again.
"Oh~~Who lives in the big pineapple in the deep sea~~Sponge..."
Before the words Sherlock's baby could be uttered, Xiao Qiang, who transformed into Spongebob, hit Sherlock on the head with a knife. But it was SpongeBob after all. Sherlock didn't feel much pain, but could not hold back his laughter. got up.
Seeing Sherlock, who was smiling more and more arrogantly, Zhang Price Yu Ge could no longer hold back his anger and waved his tentacles.
"Brothers, beat me up!"
The Beechburg Five surrounded Sherlock and started kicking in a crazy circle, but was it effective?
How should I put it? Anyway, Sherlock kept his head in a crouching position and laughed while being beaten. Occasionally, he could play a few lines of Spongebob's theme song.
It can be said that the people got more and more angry and angry, and finally Soap even started shouting out moves.
"Look at my fisherman karate!"
As the person who was beaten, Sherlock even had the intention to find fault.
"Hahahahahahaha, you broke into the channel, you fake Patrick! That's a skill from One Piece! Hahahahahaha!"
The strange black widows who were attracted by the sound in the conference room pushed open the door of the conference room and saw the scene of the Bikiniburg Task Force beating up an empty young man with a bird's nest on his head.
How should I put it, some people’s filters were shattered, and some were extremely excited.
After all, the animation SpongeBob SquarePants can be said to be a phenomenon. Many adults around the world also like to watch this cartoon that makes people catch their horses.
The group of black widows recruited by Sherlock are naturally no exception.
After beating him for a long time, the five people found that it was of no use. Instead, they were exhausted and panting. They all glared at Sherlock who was still squatting on the bed and laughing, and decided to deal with it later.
When he looked up, he found that the whole conference room was surrounded by a large circle of strange-looking black widows. Some people even took out their mobile phones and looked at the five people with gleaming eyes, as if they were seeing idols.
Chapter 250 Copyright Battle
After a period of commotion, the entire conference room finally returned to its previous busy state, while the Bikiniburg task force looked at the Black Widows who had returned to work with some lingering fear.
How should I put it? The fanatical 2D fans are really scary. The five of them even felt that all the photos they had taken in this life were taken today.
Led by Sherlock, the entire conference room began to continue to engage in trouble, even more trouble than before. After all, Sherlock was rushing to involve everyone to death this time.
He even used magic as an aid without hesitation during the process of organizing the information, which directly maximized the efficiency. Even Sherlock himself felt from time to time that he would have had this energy before traveling through time.
In the workplace, you will definitely be able to get a promotion and salary increase, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.
Even if you don't focus on the workplace and focus on your studies, you will definitely be admitted to the public examination and will be admitted to the postgraduate examination.
If the time were earlier, before the college entrance examination, the full score would be 750. I took the test with 749, and colleges and universities across the country could choose randomly.
Faced with Sherlock's attitude that as long as I can't kill myself, I will kill you all, this group of uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters who are older than Sherlock couldn't stand it.
After all, it doesn’t matter if Sherlock rolls the rolls alone, this guy will supervise you and he rolls the rolls together. It’s impossible to be lazy. Under the influence of magic, you don’t even have to get up to pour the coffee yourself. If there is no coffee in the cup If you have enough, you will jump off the table and go to the coffee machine to get it, fill it up for yourself, and then come back.
Even the pile of unorganized information seems to have grown legs. Once you finish one piece, the next one will fly in front of you very quickly. It can be said that except for going to the toilet, there is no time to rest at all. .
This situation lasted until noon the next day, when everyone was finally liberated.
As for the reason for liberation, it is also very simple. One unlucky guy won the entry of a clone!
Looking at the room full of Patrick, Sherlock was inevitably a little worried when he left the conference room. After all, you all know Patrick's IQ, even though Patrick was made of soap.
Sherlock was really afraid that when he came back, what he would see was not the compiled information, but a room full of scraps of paper, and a room full of Patrick having a party.
In addition, Sherlock is also worried about these temporarily liberated guys.
During this day, the entries coming out of the magic potion machine seemed to have discovered a new continent, and various anime characters began to appear in droves.
Now that we have gathered all the protagonists of the four anime series: The Simpsons, Rick and Morty, Futurama, and Family Guy, it can be said that there is a convention of anime characters.
Even Sherlock himself did not escape such a curse and turned into an iconic anime character, Ho Mo, with only three hairs on his head and weighing nearly 300 pounds.
The situation at that time can be said to have shocked Sherlock. In two lifetimes, it was the first time in Sherlock's life that he saw the buttons of his shirt flying out like bullets, and it was also the first time that he heard the loud sound of a broken belt. It was even the first time I knew what it felt like to have my clothes ripped apart on my body.
However, Sherlock also knew a little bit about why Ho Mo is basically shown in white lining and jeans in the animation.
Because in the lighthouse, for Homo's size, the easiest and most suitable clothes to buy are white shirts and jeans. This was told to Sherlock by the two loli who were temporarily assigned to buy clothes.
Of course, it was not just Sherlock who was eye-opening when the entry was convulsing, it could be said that everyone in the conference room and the two lolita were also eye-opening.
The most typical example is a black widow. This guy actually won the same entry as Sherlock, except that Sherlock is Homer, and this unlucky black widow is Maggie.
Have you ever seen a one-meter-high cannon with a pan-shaped head?
Well, Sherlock and everyone in the conference room have seen it, and it’s fucking purple!
Even I was very curious about my one-meter-high soaring cannon, and repeatedly dug around inside with my hands.
Needless to say, as for the robot Band and characters like Grandpa, the Black Widow who became Band also experienced what it felt like to stuff something into her stomach for the first time.
The Black Widow, who transformed into grandpa, replaced her coffee with spirits on the spot.
In short, the entire meeting had begun to develop from a chaotic dance of demons to a copyright war before the soap star Patrick took over.
Oh, by the way, I would like to mention that Bend’s butt is really shiny. He said that he could be used as a mirror but underestimated that shiny butt. Sherlock used magic to test it and the result was actually It's absolutely smooth, can you believe it?
Of course, these are not the most outrageous things. The most outrageous thing is that a small group of black widows, with the blessing of Sherlock's potion, have actually become the subordinates of the largest copyright maniac in North America!
Looking at the two mice, two ducks, two dogs, and a fox, not to mention Sherlock, even Price's legs were trembling.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have arranged for everyone to rest immediately after Soap was able to separate himself.
After all, is the most powerful legal department in North America kidding you?
If someone discovers a group of people's copyrighted products, they will either fight the lawsuit to death, or they will immediately sell themselves to each other, live in a luxurious castle, and live a serious life without having to wear doll costumes. spokesperson.
The most important thing is that this spokesperson only has 24 hours, and after that, he has to work endlessly to pay off his debts.
Just thinking about a lawsuit is scary enough.
Price really feels that if he doesn't call it quits, it's up to everyone whether he can accept it or not. Especially if there are a room full of people who are copyright holders, then he really can't tell.
Apart from these guys who were so high but couldn't go out at that time, the two lolita were probably the happiest in this situation.
After all, they are still young, and they are at the age where they like animation. Now the characters in the animations they have watched appear vividly in front of their eyes. The two lolita are simply happier than going to the amusement park.
Shift change? What shift do you want to take? No one can stop me from 'chasing stars'!
Even the Hasselblad SLR that Sherlock bought and collected at the beginning of time travel because of his sudden wealth was requisitioned by two lolita. In this day and a half, he took about ten gigabytes of photos.
That guy had all the group photos, personal photos, and work photos. Sherlock called him a good guy when he saw it.
No wonder the mood of the two lolita was not that high when I took them to the Comic Exhibition. This is a cosplay mistake!
Chapter 251 The Villa Under Attack
Happy times are always short-lived. After entering the room in the tower, Sherlock, who had not rested for several days, looked at the small single bed and then at his body that weighed almost 300 pounds. After hesitating for a long time, he still decided. He took out his wand.
How can I put it this way? The Traceless Expansion Spell is definitely a must-have charm for home travel. At the very least, this charm can allow you to sleep on a large double bed of 2 meters by 2 meters!
After figuring out the size of the bed, Sherlock even thoughtfully arranged a soft water bed for his double bed using the transfiguration technique. This thing can be said to be the most comfortable and best deformable mattress that Sherlock has ever slept on.
Second only to the mattress in the guest room of Tony’s villa!
Just as Sherlock was lying on the bed beautifully, closing his eyes and about to fall asleep, Sherlock's phone rang at this time.
Lorna and Mindy's soft and cute cat meows filled the small room in an instant, and also pulled Sherlock out of the drowsiness he had just been in.
Somewhat annoyed, he stood up and picked up his cell phone from the table nearby. Sherlock didn't even look at who was calling, and answered the call directly with a hint of anger at being disturbed from his sweet dream.
"Hello? Who is it?"
The voice on the other side of the phone quickly made Sherlock's anger disappear without a trace. The caller was none other than Sherlock's future aunt, Pepper.
"Hey, Sherlock! I'm Pepper! Tony, Tony was attacked!"
After hearing the news, Sherlock was confused. Didn't he already warn Tony? What the hell is this idiot doing?
"Where are you? I'll go there now!"
After hearing the news, Sherlock became anxious. After quickly asking for the address, he didn't bother to continue sleeping. He quickly rushed out of the tower, using speed and agility that were not consistent with his body shape. His car rushed towards Tony's villa.
At this time, the advantages of the Raptor that Sherlock bought came to light. Homo, who is 300 to meters tall, did not feel crowded at all when driving the Raptor!
Driving quickly towards Tony's villa, Sherlock saw countless reporters and media reporting outside the cordon as he approached the villa.
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