"Hahaha, don't worry, I won't lose."
Immediately afterwards, Qinglan and these masked fools drank three glasses of wine in a row. Qinglan's face turned red and he seemed to be unconscious.
"Mr. Qinglan, you and Xiao Huahuo just went out together. Why are you back so soon? What did you do just now? Can you tell us so that we can have fun?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qinglan seemed to have suffered a huge blow. He sobbed and began to cry on the wine table.
For a moment, Qinglan's crying instantly attracted the attention of all the Masked Fools in the tavern.
"Oh my god, is this Mr. Qinglan? He's crying? This is so interesting! Let's record this scene quickly!"
"Has Mr. Qinglan finally left the Masked Fool's family and entered the arms of the Mourning Actor? In that case, can I steal his mask?"
"No, don't you all want to know why Qing Lan is crying?"
"How about...asking?"
Driven by curiosity, a masked fool came out and asked directly.
"Mr. Qinglan, you are drunk."
"I, I'm not drunk!"
"Then what made you cry so sadly? Tell me and I'll be happy!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qinglan slowly stood up. His eyelids were red, obviously showing signs of crying.
"Hanabi...Hanabi she..."
"Is it related to Hanabi-chan?"
"Hanabi, she, she laughed at my short time! I can't lift it!"
The entire tavern was silent for three seconds, and then...
"Hahahahaha!"
A tide of laughter suddenly broke out, and all the Masked Fools almost laughed out loud, holding their stomachs.
"I can't take it anymore. This is the funniest thing I've seen today. Hahaha! Qinglan was actually laughed at by Xiao Huahuo. Hahaha!"
Then the other Masked Fools patted Qinglan on the shoulder, "Hahaha, Mr. Qinglan, I'm sorry, it's really too funny... Um, you... you really can't do it? Or does Xiao Hanabi not arouse your desire?"
"Why? Why am I a fairy boat person? Why...why can't my illness be cured anywhere?"
"sick?"
"Are you satisfied about my natural weakness? Do you really have to ask? Because of this fertile body, there is something about me that has never been cured... wuwuwu..."
As Qinglan continued to cry, a burst of laughter rang out in the entire tavern.
"Oh! Mr. Qinglan, please accept my condolences... Keep drinking. If you drink a little more, you will forget all the sad things. Hahahaha..."
However, Qinglan took another sip of wine, and then two tears continued to flow down her face, "I miss Little Sparrow."
"Who? Who is this?"
"This is my sister. We had the best relationship when we were young. I love being with her the most. She used to say that she would marry me when she grew up... but, but... she turned around and got together with someone else. My little sparrow! My little sparrow!"
Holy shit! Everyone seemed to have just eaten a huge piece of melon, but they still asked about it.
"Um, Mr. Qinglan, isn't this your sister? So this matter of marriage... is just a joke from childhood, it can't be taken seriously."
"Nonsense, why can't siblings be together? I just like her, and as long as there is love there must be nothing wrong! Why can other blood-related people live together and fly away together, but I can only watch passively, why!"
Seeing Qinglan almost roaring, everyone had an expression as if they were eating as much as they could.
"Fuck, I'm glad I didn't leave early today, it was damn worth it!"
"No wonder Mr. Qinglan has been working on ethical cases all the time! It turns out that he wanted to be with his sister, but failed, and he got jealous when he saw others being together. Hahahaha..."
"Hahaha, God of Fun, thank you for letting me see such great fun!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
However, among these people, Dai Fu looked at Qing Lan who was crying bitterly, and then smiled faintly.
I guess we'll be able to have fun together again tomorrow.
Chapter 65: Just Think of It as Being Bitten by a Pig
The next morning, Qinglan slowly woke up from his sleep. A day's plan begins in the morning, and a good mood should start by appreciating Xiaohuahuo's angry expression.
However, when he woke up, he looked towards Hanabi's bed, only to find that little Hanabi was still sleeping on the bed, with no sign of waking up.
"Did you really drink too much yesterday?"
Although Qinglan wanted to appreciate Huahuo's angry expression, it seemed that she would not wake up for a while.
Let's go to the pub, buy some breakfast and wait for her to wake up!
However, when Qing Lan walked into the bar, all the Masked Fools' eyes were once again focused on him. Although it was not the first time that Qing Lan felt this kind of gaze, but... for some reason, he still felt weird in his heart.
"Mr. Qinglan, are you sober? Did you sleep well last night? Hahaha, what was your expression when Xiao Huahuo laughed at you?"
"Mr. Qinglan, please sit here with us! Let's have a drink together! Hahaha..."
"Mr. Qinglan, I missed you yesterday. Can you have a drink with us today? I'll treat you!"
Qinglan was very confused listening to these guys talking nonsense, but he ignored them and walked straight to Dave.
"Mr. Qinglan, would you like to order some more wine?"
"No, pack me two breakfasts... This jam bread is good, that's it."
"it is good!"
Dave packed Qinglan's breakfast with a smile on her face, then looked at Qinglan and spoke earnestly.
"Mr. Qinglan, no matter what, you must remember that we are the Masked Fool. We should focus on happiness and enjoy ourselves to the end. However, if we encounter something unpleasant, it is forgivable to lose our temper a little. I believe the God of Fun will be watching us."
"Ms. Dave, why are you saying something so strange? It's not like you!"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, a big hand reached out to Qinglan's shoulder, and Qinglan subconsciously used a grappling technique to subdue the masked fool.
"Ahhhh, it hurts! Mr. Qinglan, please let go of my hand. My arm is going to break."
"Rose? What are you doing behind me if you have nothing to do?"
Qinglan called out the name of the guy in front of him, and then let him go. However, Ross rubbed his arm with some resentment and gave Qinglan a resentful look.
"Mr. Qinglan, I wanted to recommend a doctor to you out of kindness. But you treated me like this. Your kindness is really taken for granted."
"Doctor? Am I sick?"
Ross said with a smile, "Look, you forgot because you drank too much, right? Don't worry, this doctor's price is fair, and he will definitely help you regain your masculinity. After all, this kind of thing is innate, and it's not shameful! Hahaha..."
Qinglan narrowed his eyes slightly. Something was wrong, very wrong.
Although these guys would laugh at him when he came to the tavern before, the laughter today seemed a little wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong for a moment.
"By the way, you said I drank too much yesterday? What happened? I can't remember a lot of things. Can you tell me?"
"Haha, you have a blackout, right? It's good that you have a blackout. After all, some things are painful to recall. Let the past be the past!"
"But I want to know. Otherwise, I will become a rememberer and search your memory."
Ross's mouth twitched. "You guy, it's not that I don't want to say it, it's just..."
However, Qinglan didn't waste any time and directly turned into a rememberer of Liuguang Yiting. Ross jumped up immediately.
"Wait, I'll tell you, isn't that okay?"
Then, Ross did not hold back and told everyone what happened yesterday, how he got drunk in the bar and burst into tears.
When Qinglan heard that he was inexplicably labeled as impotent, a crybaby, and a pervert who liked his younger sister, he instantly understood who was behind all this.
Then, many people began to say to Qinglan, "Mr. Qinglan, Little Sparrow misses you. When will you go back to see her? Hahahaha..."
Qing Lan smiled faintly, "I'll go now and teach that little, naughty, disobedient sparrow a lesson!"
.........
When Qinglan returned to the hotel room, seeing Hua Huo still lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, he put a piece of ice directly on Hua Huo's neck.
Almost instantly, Hanabi opened her eyes.
"Cold, cool, cool, cool... Qinglan, what are you doing? I'm sleeping soundly!"
Looking at Hanabi, whose face was full of curiosity and horror, Qinglan said meaningfully.
"Ms. Hanabi, what did you do behind my back last night? Hmm?"
After waking up, Huo Bi was obviously confused for a while and had no idea what happened last night.
However, when Hanabi saw the mirror on the ceiling, the memories of last night instantly flooded into her brain like a tide.
"Well, this is just normal mutual harm. Look, you put such ugly makeup on me, it's okay for me to retaliate, right? Right, right! Besides, you got yourself into this state, and I'm already giving you face by not kicking you awake right away."
After Hanabi finished speaking, she rubbed her face angrily, and found that nothing still fell off. She suddenly became firm in her thoughts.
She is also a victim, so even if Qinglan takes revenge on her, she has no legitimate reason.
Qinglan walked directly to Huahuo and spoke softly in her ear.
"Hanabi, since you spread rumors and mocked me for being impotent, how about I give it a try today?"
"what?"
The next moment, Qinglan threw Huahuo directly onto the bed. Judging from his appearance, it seemed that he was really going to take action.
"Qinglan, are you sure you can still do this to me after seeing my face? Besides, we both hurt each other, so let's just call it even, okay?"
Indeed, although Hua Huo is very beautiful, her face has been "destroyed" by Qing Lan and it is now unrecognizable. If a normal person does not faint after seeing this, he would be considered brave.
Qing Lan nodded slowly, "What you said does make sense, but... I only messed up your face, but you made up three rumors about me in one go! In short, you still owe me two."
Then, Qing Lan took out a bottle of medicine from his pocket, opened the bottle, and sprinkled the stuff directly on Hua Huo's face.
"Ahhh, what did you spill on me?"
However, just after Hanabi finished saying this, she looked towards the mirror on the ceiling, and all the makeup on her face disappeared almost instantly like melting ice and snow.
Qinglan casually picked up the towel and wiped Huahuo's cheek, then smiled slightly, "Such a beautiful lady Huahuo is back. By the way, Miss Huahuo, it seems that you also included yourself when you spread the rumor.
After all, if nothing had happened between us, how would you know what I am not good at? Now most of the Masked Fools in the tavern believe that you and I have a special relationship!"
Hua Huo turned her head to the other side. Of course, she knew about this matter. But for some reason, although this rumor of hers sold herself out in disguise, she subconsciously had no aversion to Qing Lan at all.
"So what are you going to do? Are you really going to do it?"
Hanabi's voice became a little weaker, as if she didn't want to sit there and wait for death. She stretched out her hand and prepared to push Qinglan away, but Qinglan was very strong. His two hands were like pliers, grabbing Hanabi's arms and pressing her on the bed.
Hanabi struggled hard but to no avail, "You, how come you are so strong... it's unscientific!"
Hanabi was a little bit unconvinced and was about to kick Qinglan away with her legs, but Qinglan pinned Hanabi down with one thigh, making her unable to move.
At this moment, Hua Huo's cheek was less than ten centimeters away from Qing Lan. Looking at Hua Huo's somewhat flustered and delicate face and smelling the faint fragrance emanating from her hair, Qing Lan couldn't help but feel moved.
"Ms. Hanabi, it seems that you, like everyone else, know nothing about my true self!"
"what?"
"No matter what, I have been a member of the Cloud Cavalry for decades. In terms of physical fitness alone, I am one of the best in the entire Masked Fool! So, you should just accept your fate! Maybe you will suffer less physical pain!"
Seeing that the hard method didn't work, Hanabi started with the soft method.
"Dear Qinglan, please let me go since this is my first offense! I will go to the tavern to clarify the facts. What do you think?"
"Hmph, it's too late. There are so many people in the tavern. How many Masked Fools left last night? Can you explain it to them one by one? I just want compensation now, your compensation!"
Watching Qing Lan's face slowly approaching, Hua Huo subconsciously closed her eyes, her body began to tremble subconsciously, and she silently recited in her heart.
It’s over, it’s over, this guy is serious!
It’s okay, just treat it as a pig biting you, just treat it as a pig biting you, just treat it as a pig biting you…
Chapter 66 Eating Bread
However, about twenty seconds after Hanabi closed her eyes, the scenes she expected did not happen.
Then she secretly opened one eye, only to find that Qinglan only stayed about ten centimeters in front of her and didn't go any further.
He just looked at her quietly, doing nothing, as if observing his own embarrassment.
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