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Qinglan and Shajin walked to a drink shop. Shajin directly ordered several cups of famous local drinks, and then said with a smile.
"Qinglan, try it, this Pinocchio drink tastes really good."
Qinglan took a sip and then smiled.
"Kakawaxia, are you really the only one in your company?"
"Yes."
"Without a helper?"
"Latio from the Lore Society counts as half."
"Then you are really pitiful!"
Shajin smiled bitterly, "Friend, I'm so pitiful, won't you help me? How heartless!"
"I'm not going to help you. To put it bluntly, you want me to join you just to make your plan go more smoothly. But I guess your plan will succeed without me. Right? With your personality, would you really hand over the aventurine? Isn't that the most important bargaining chip for you ten people?"
Shajin shook his head. "When you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head, my friend! The star god of harmony, Xipe, is a tough guy. Relatively speaking, the family is also a tough guy! This mission is much more difficult than usual."
Qing Lan took another sip of the drink. "But aren't you a child blessed by the Mother Goddess? You, a gambler, are putting your life on the gambling table again! You always complain to me every time you carry out a mission, but you always complete the mission excellently."
"But this time it's really different! Qinglan, I always fantasize about working with you! If we work together, then this time Pinocchio's problem will definitely be solved."
Qing Lan slowly stood up and said, "Don't give me any help. If you want me to help you, wait until you lose, a gambler who always wins. Anyway, I have never heard a word of truth from you. Bye, if you really acquire Pinocchio, can you give me a discount when I come next time?"
Shajin was melancholy for a while, then smiled faintly, "Do you still want to get something for nothing? Hahaha, let's talk about it when I come back alive!"
Hearing this, Qing Lan smiled nonchalantly, "How can you still say that? With your luck, even the King of Hell wouldn't dare to take you away! If you really die here, remember to tell me, otherwise no one will collect your body for you, hahahaha!"
Shajin said calmly, "If such a day really comes, I still hope that you can witness the moment of my [death]."
Meanwhile, inside the cake shop.
Liuying looked at Huahuo with a look of heartache as she ate the cakes one by one, as if every bite Huahuo took was biting her body.
"Pella, you, are you still eating?"
Liuying asked cautiously. After all, she had to prepare this money for playing with Xing!
And when Hua Huo saw this, she couldn't help but smile.
"Okay, okay, since you don't have much money, I'll just eat these. Next, I'll start telling you some techniques for pursuing a partner, and you can tell me about his characteristics!"
"She is kind, brave, cute, beautiful, and a little bit bad!"
When Hua Huo heard the first part, she felt it was somewhat normal, but as she heard the latter part, she felt more and more that something was not right.
Cute, pretty? Can this word be used to describe boys? Wait, could it be that the person she likes is younger? Great! Liuying, I didn't expect you to be so evil that you actually extended your evil hands to the little boy.
But that’s what makes it interesting!
"Ahem, first of all, when you go shopping with him, don't be shy, be more generous, and it's best to take the initiative, hold hands, hug, etc. Because you don't know if the other person is a fool! So you have to show him your feelings. But considering that the other person is young, you can be a little restrained and don't rush it!"
Liuying's face was flushed at this moment, but she was like a good baby who loved to study. She took a pen and paper and wrote down every word of "Love Guidelines" that Huahuo said.
At this moment, Hua Huo has risen to the level of "Master" in Liu Ying's mind. After all, if she can find a boyfriend with her loli figure, her experience must be very valuable.
"May I ask what exactly we are going to do next?"
"Next, you need to buy him some toys and play with him."
"Play, toys, what toys should I buy?"
"How should I know? Just buy him whatever he likes! As long as it's suitable for his age, it's fine. After all, toys can bring you and him closer together!"
When Liuying thought of toys, she couldn't help but think about it. Could sex toys actually promote relationships? But, how embarrassing! Is this really okay?
By the way, when Xing was a Star Core Hunter, Kafka often rewarded her with a small whip... It seems that I can buy a few small whips and try it out first.
"Master Pella, what's next?"
"Master? Hehehe, since you call me Master, I will continue. Next, you have to take him to the clothing store."
"Buy her some clothes?"
"Silly, it's mainly for you! Dress yourself up nicely, don't be too coquettish, otherwise he will be scared, just be generous and natural!"
"I see!"
Liuying continued to write down everything Hanabi said, and she felt that they would have a great day after meeting Xing.
"Then when you are about to leave, you can take the initiative to kiss him, preferably on the cheek. Don't be too hasty in kissing him, and keep it vague. You must leave an indelible memory in his heart! By the way, you must also pay attention to the movements of the law enforcement team. I don't want to see my stupid apprentice being captured by the law enforcement team!"
When hearing the first half of the sentence, Liuying was almost becoming a steam princess, but when hearing the second half, a shocked expression instantly appeared on Liuying's face.
Master Pella, she actually knew that she was a smuggler and could be easily captured by the law enforcement team! Could it be that she is actually a hermit master from some force?
"Well, Master Pella, please keep my affairs confidential! Don't tell anyone else!"
Hanabi narrowed her eyes, then said with understanding.
"I understand, I understand. It's really hard to tell other people about this kind of thing. I will keep it a secret for you."
After all, it would be hard to talk about a fetish like liking little shotas if it were exposed! Moreover, it was a girl like Liuying who was thin-skinned, so it was easy to understand.
"That's great, Master Pella. Will this make her and I have a better relationship?"
"Don't worry! No matter what his personality is, just do what I say and I guarantee you'll take him down!"
I am looking forward to seeing Xiao... Da Liuying and Xiao Zhengtai on a date! This is her disciple that she trained herself!
Chapter 107 All Run Away
Just as Liuying and Huahuo were leaving the cake shop, they happened to see Qinglan who had just walked out of the drink shop opposite, and Shajin was following behind Qinglan.
Hanabi opened her mouth in surprise, but when she thought that Shajin might not know about her condition, she gave up the idea of going up to call Qinglan in order to avoid unnecessary trouble.
Qinglan also noticed Huahuo and a little girl who had just walked out from the opposite side, but when he thought of the guy Shajin around.
If he knew that the girl in the school uniform opposite was Hanabi, this guy might transfer his cooperation partner to Hanabi. Then Qinglan immediately turned to Shajin and said.
"Kakawasha, thank you very much for the drinks this time. I promise to invite you back next time."
Shajin said helplessly, "If you don't help me, it will be hard for me to come back next time!"
"Don't give me that. If you were really desperate, you wouldn't be so leisurely drinking with me! Although I now have the opportunity to see all the plans in your mind, I don't like spoilers, so you'd better keep your plans in your own head! I'm waiting for you to successfully acquire Pinocchio."
Shajin smiled helplessly, "You are really good at sweet talk. Fine, I wish you an unforgettable holiday, and I will continue to complete my task."
After saying that, Sha Jin slowly left here. Qing Lan looked at the direction he left. Only after Sha Jin completely disappeared did he run towards the direction where Hua Huo and Liu Ying were walking.
"Remember, don't be impatient, be steady! Keep a balanced mentality and play with him more. Do you understand?"
"Yes, I understand, Master Pella!"
When Qinglan heard the little girl calling Hua Huo "Master Pella", his brain was confused for a moment, "Hey! Hua... Pella, is this the new friend you told me about?"
"Yes, dear, but now she is my most proud disciple."
"Dear, dear..."
Liuying looked at Qinglan, then at Huahuo, and then muttered to herself.
"So, this is Master's boyfriend? He doesn't look like a pervert, which means that Master is really capable."
Liuying strengthened her belief once again, while Qinglan was somewhat helpless, "Hua... Little Pera, do I need you to help me explain what happened?"
"Hehe, of course..."
Then, Hanabi began to tell her about her encounter with Firefly and how she taught her some love skills.
Qing Lan was overwhelmed after hearing this. These two really dared to teach while the other dared to learn! Hua Huo didn't have much of a problem, after all, she did this mainly for fun.
But the problem is that this girl named Liuying seems to have no problem with her IQ! How could she be fooled by Huahuo like this?
"Miss Liuying, I think you too are actually learning this knowledge from... Little Pera, hahaha, maybe it will be helpful..."
"Ahem, dear, is there something wrong with my relationship skills? Hmm?"
Hanabi's two coughs directly shook off Qinglan's questions, and then he immediately turned around and said.
"Hua... Little Pera, of course I have no problem, it's just... it's just..."
"You look like you don't agree! If I hadn't taken the initiative, who knows when your stupid brain would have come to its senses! Since you don't accept it, why don't you teach Liuying your love skills as well! Let her try both methods and see which one works better!"
Qing Lan was stunned. What the hell did he know about love skills? He always said whatever he thought.
"Do you want to learn some techniques too, Master's wife? I've got the pen and paper ready!"
When Liuying heard that Qinglan was also going to teach her some skills, she decided to record this precious opportunity. However, when Qinglan heard the girl's name, her eyes suddenly went dark. She actually became the master's wife.
However, seeing that Liuying's eyes were full of desire for knowledge, Qinglan felt that he would be letting her down if he didn't tell her both.
And Hua Huo said with a smile on her face, "Dear, tell me! You don't want to see your little apprentice disappointed!"
Hanabi was quite confident about this, because it was only after her various hints and explicit instructions that Qinglan, the stupid guy, got together with her.
Qing Lan scratched his head and then coughed a few times. "Ahem, Liuying, first of all, you have to distinguish the difference between men's perfume and women's perfume. Women's perfume smells sweeter and softer, while men's perfume is more capable and refreshing! If you don't spray perfume at home, but you smell a sweet and soft perfume on your boyfriend, then there is no doubt that he has been in close contact with other women for at least three hours."
At the beginning, Liuying took notes very seriously, but as she wrote, she felt something was not right. Wait, are these the skills of love?
However, Qinglan ignored Xiao Liuying's face full of question marks and continued speaking.
"Also, if your boyfriend has not shown any affection or intimate contact with you for a long time, it is best to take him to the hospital for a check-up. If he is healthy, then nine out of ten times he has already fallen in love with someone else and is no longer interested in you."
Firefly;???
Hua Huo covered her forehead speechlessly. She knew that Qing Lan was not a serious person.
"And then, if you..."
"Don't say that. If you keep saying that, the girl will start to back off."
Then Huahuo couldn't help but kick Qinglan on the butt, and Qinglan jumped up.
"Ah... Pera, why did you kick me?"
"I asked you to talk about love skills, what did you talk about?"
"How can I know any love skills? I do know a lot of techniques for catching an adulterer, but they are all the same anyway! Maybe Xiao Liuying can use them in the future."
"My disciple hasn't even left the mountain yet, and you're already cursing her for emotional failure. You, as a master's wife, really deserve to be beaten!"
"When did I become the master's wife? Why can't I be the master's father?"
"I like to call it that, you have objections!"
Liuying looked at her newly recognized emotional master and his wife bickering with each other, and felt envious for a moment.
It seemed that this was the kind of love she longed for. If she and Xing could be like this, fighting and bickering, then it would definitely be a very happy thing.
Suddenly, a discordant voice sounded, causing Liuying to shudder.
"Here, the stowaway is here, chase him!"
Two people from the Hound Family ran directly towards them, looking aggressive and difficult to deal with.
"Oh my god, I was discovered!"
When Qinglan heard the word "stoveaway", he subconsciously ran in one direction without looking back, but Huahuo reacted quickly and pointed in another direction.
"Gentlemen from the law enforcement team, that guy is running towards this side."
"Thank you, little sister. Chase! We can't let her get away!"
After seeing those people running in another direction, Hanabi couldn't help but smile.
"Hahaha, my dear has been discovered. That's really interesting. It looks like you can only turn into a little hamster and stay by my side from now on. By the way, Liuying, where are you?"
As soon as Hanabi turned around, she found that Firefly, who was originally behind her, had disappeared without a trace at some point. Hanabi could only barely see her hurried back in the distance.
Hanabi stood there in a daze for a while, then she came to her senses.
"Great! So you are also a stowaway! One by one, two by two, they all ran away, and I am the only one left!"
Chapter 108 Encounter
Qinglan didn't know how far he ran in one breath, but when he was about to run to an alley to hide, Hua Huo called him back with a message.
About ten minutes later, Hanabi was sitting on the bench in front of the cake shop with a bored look on her face, waiting for the return of that idiot Qinglan. This guy was running around without figuring out what was going on. What an idiot.
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