My girlfriend is a lady

My girlfriend is a lady

Author: Angry Youth Don’t Come Here

Summary:

The world I'm in now is a bit dreamy. The school I attend is called Shuchiin Academy; my deceased mother is a former Japanese prime minister, a billionaire, and a time traveler; my godfather Sakuragi Hanamichi is a former NBA Hall of Fame player who just retired from the Jazz; my godfather Nohara Shinnosuke is Japan's national MC; there are two thousand-year-old monsters living on the chessboard at home! One is called Sai and the other is called...

In this magical world, I started a wonderful life of shooting videos, playing chess, and being forced to play ball.

(Please support the genuine version. There were many modifications in the early stage of this work, and the Dao version has not been modified.)

This book is also known as: "I am an up master in another world"; "Sakuragi Hanamichi forced me to play basketball"; "Two chess masters tricked me into playing Go"; "Miss Rem plays chess with me"; "Cheap Dad wants me to become a game tycoon"; "The happy life of backstabbing President Pei"

Chapter 1: Getting splashed on the face at the beginning

Chapter 1 1. Getting splashed in the face at the start

Li Zhishu opened his eyes on the desk. The bright and warm sunlight was shining through the leaves of the tall cherry trees outside the building and shining on his face.

The sunlight carried a sweet smell, and because the feeling was particularly comfortable, Li Zhishu couldn't help but sniff more. He found that the tip of his nose was lingering with the fragrance of a young girl, which was completely different from the worldly smell of the Buddha statue in his home.

Just as he was enjoying the strange smell, suddenly, a cup of unknown liquid was poured on his cheek like a drop from the sky, making a "gurgling" sound.

The cool touch and the irrigation of liquid made Li Zhishu completely wake up from his confusion.

Li Zhishu opened his eyes and was a little confused at first, but then his eyes widened.

At this moment, he was in an unfamiliar classroom. The classroom was a little old, but the hardware configuration was quite good.

There is a 42-inch LCD TV on the wall directly in front, and there are vertical high-power air conditioners in the two corners of the classroom. These two things alone are not available in ordinary classrooms.

Because the liquid that was poured was orange-red, when he turned his head to look at the window beside him, Li Zhishu suddenly found that he was now a bloody man, and he was no longer himself.

His lush hair, angular face, thin body, and stern eyes all told him that he was reborn in someone else's body.

He turned his head and looked around again, and found that he was surrounded by students, about fifteen or sixteen years old.

Their hair is colorful and they all look like cosplayers from a comic convention.

The way they looked at him now was slightly sympathetic and gloating - that look was very familiar to Li Zhishu, just like the expression on his face when his classmates were about to be reprimanded by his head teacher.

Li Zhishu shook his head, feeling very unbelievable.

These people were wearing Japanese school uniforms that he had only seen in Japanese movies or anime before. The boys were wearing black Japanese-style Zhongshan suits, and the girls were wearing black sailor suits that only Japanese high school girls wore.

The amazing thing is that even though he doesn't speak Japanese, he can understand all the chattering discussions.

If he translated it correctly, those people were saying:

"What did Hanzawa-kun do? How did you offend Kaguya?"

"I guess Kaguya couldn't stand it anymore. He was so depressed because of a woman. He got the last place in the grade."

"In the end, he still chased after the wrong person. I heard that the girl is with his brother. Oh, the drama of brothers breaking up over a woman... I didn't expect to see it in real life!"

Every word that fell into Li Zhishu's ears made him more confused.

Hanzawa? Are you talking about him?

Kaguya? Who is Kaguya?

Li Zhishu's mind was racing, but his head was still a mess. Apart from his original memories, he had no memory of this body at all.

His real name is Li Zhishu, he was born in 1990 and was thirty-six years old before he came into this body.

Married, with two children. The year is 2026 AD, with a bachelor's degree.

Before traveling through time, I was a full-time up-loader and a part-time calligraphy and painting teacher.

After five years of hard work, he has become an up-host with 1.6 million fans on Bilibili, and is active in the game, 2D, and food sections all year round!

In terms of personal talents, he is good at calligraphy, painting, wood carving, crosstalk and chess.

Before becoming a full-time up-master, he was an original artist. At the age of 30, because he could not stand the repetitive and boring life of an original artist, he resigned and started working as a part-time teacher of self-media and calligraphy and painting at home.

He started learning painting and calligraphy in the fourth grade of primary school. It was a long-term investment made by his parents to help him prepare for the college entrance examination.

Because of these two talents, Li Zhishu was finally admitted to the nationally renowned university, Shanghai Fudan University, with a second-tier score line in the college entrance examination.

Woodcarving, crosstalk, and chess are inherited from his family. His grandfather was a famous crosstalk actor. In terms of seniority, a member of Deyun Society must respectfully call his grandfather "senior" when he meets him.

His maternal grandfather was an old craftsman from BJ Cuiyunlou. With a carving knife in hand, he could carve any wood into the shape he wanted.

Because of his family background, and he was the only male in the entire Li and Zhao families at that time.

Before he was eleven years old, the two old men trained him very strictly.

The only entertainment was playing chess! This strange experience led to Li Zhishu almost becoming a professional chess player when he was in elementary school!

After that, the two elders passed away one after another, and Li Zhishu gave up these three talents halfway.

It was not until he became an adult and left his job to start his own media that he realized that what the two old men had taught him were all top-notch skills.

Without the wood carving skills taught by his grandfather, he would not have become famous by making the Rem figure with these skills.

Without the crosstalk skills inherited from his grandfather, it would have been even less likely for him to become one of the top ten recognized kings of Tucao at Bilibili.

Before waking up today, Li Zhishu was still busy editing his new video. The content of the video was mainly about how watery the fourth season of the 2026 summer new show "re:0 from Zero" was.

After editing and uploading, it was 1:10 in the morning on Friday.

I fell asleep on the sofa at home in a daze, and when I woke up I was here for no apparent reason, with orange juice poured all over my face in this foreign classroom!

(Oh my god, this is not right. I don’t have the memories of the original owner in my head. But I can understand Japanese. Your mode of time travel is too weird. At least you should give me a future explanation, at least tell me who I am now? And what the hell is this orange juice! Why do I feel like I’m being bullied in school? What the hell is this basketball under my feet? The shoes are actually the out-of-print Jordan retirement commemorative model.)

In just a moment, Li Zhishu was in a mess.

But as he was thinking about it, a girl appeared and stood in front of him.

She slammed the table and scolded Li Zhishu coldly: "Ban Ze! How long do you want to be depressed like this? You have been so listless for a whole month. Do you think you are doing this to your late aunt?"

Li Zhishu raised his head and looked at the girl. The girl in front of him was undoubtedly beautiful. Her childish face was fair and tender. Although her face was full of anger at this moment, it could not conceal the girl's elegant and refined beauty.

He is about fifteen or sixteen years old, and in a few years he will surely become a disaster to the country and the people.

What surprised Li Zhishu was that the other person's outfit was clearly a cosplay of Kaguya Shinomiya, the heroine of the anime "Kaguya-sama: Love is War".

The two long bangs on the forehead look like tentacles, which is not a hairstyle that ordinary girls can have.

"Let me ask you, did the orange juice I poured on you just now wake you up? If it's not enough, I'll pour more!"

Seeing that Li Zhishu didn't answer, the girl put one hand on her waist, with an expression that said "I think you're going to die" and even wanted to pour another bottle of drink on him!

Li Zhishu frowned and quickly grabbed the girl's left hand that was about to splash him.

"Wow!"

The whole class collectively gasped.

I can't believe it!

Hanzawa actually grabbed Kaguya's hand.

The girl came to her senses but was still a little angry.

Without waiting for Hanzawa to protest, he picked up a large book and threw it at Li Zhishu.

Li Zhishu frowned even deeper!

He raised his hand slightly and knocked the "Chinese" book that was flying close to him away with a bang!

At that moment, the world slowed down for another two seconds.

Seeing that all her attacks were knocked back, the girl said in a disappointed tone.

"Hanzawa, please cheer up! Look at how decadent you are now! 42 points in English, 29 points in math, 11 points in science! 12 points in social studies! The last in the class. Hanzawa Naoki, your mother is the former prime minister. Do you want all the media in Japan to report that the prime minister's son is failing a grade?!"

The girl said earnestly.

"!!!"

Former Prime Minister...

Hearing the girl's angry rebuke, Li Zhishu's eyes couldn't help but widen even more!

The more he felt incredible, the more he realized that his situation was terrible!

Seeing that the girl was indeed doing this for the good of the original owner of this body, he couldn't help but bow to her and said, "Thank you for your concern for me. Thank you."

After saying this, Li Zhishu turned away.

The group of students in the classroom behind him continued to be stunned!

What's going on? You were being snarky with each other just now, so why is he saying thank you now?

And you don’t look like you’re saying thank you, and the next class is about to start!

The book lovers who come here are all destined to read this. This book will not test your intelligence too much, but it is not completely brainless either. If you really don't want to read it with your brain, don't come here.

Chapter 2 This Crazy World

Chapter 2 2. This Crazy World

After saying that, Li Zhishu slammed the door and walked out.

After Li Zhishu walked away, the whole class started talking again.

Looking at the closed back door of the classroom, Kaguya Shinomiya stomped her feet hard, staggered and almost fell down.

Fortunately, there was a girl with long pink hair standing by who quickly supported her.

Otherwise the girl might fall down on the spot.

"Kaguya, calm down. Hanzawa is hopeless, and you don't need to be angry with him. Besides, it's not your turn to take care of him. I know you have a history with Aunt Akimoto, but you've done enough."

Seeing her best friend trembling with anger, Fujiwara Chika patted Kaguya's back and comforted her.

While speaking, his eyes looked towards another corner of the classroom.

There is Hanzawa's nominal sister, a mixed-race girl who was able to attend Shuchiin Academy thanks to Hanzawa!

Eriri Hanzawa!

A mixed-race girl whose appearance resembles a registered trademark.

This girl was brought by Hanzawa's father, Hanzawa Kenichi, from his second marriage.

The girl's biological father was a British diplomat, so she inherited her handicraft-like golden hair and a pair of clear blue eyes from him.

Because she combines the advantages and disadvantages of the East and the West, she is currently one of the most beautiful girls in the entire junior high school of the private Shuchiin Academy.

However, her great fame cannot conceal the fact that this woman is the culprit that caused Hanzawa Naoki to become so decadent now.

If this girl had not introduced Bai Lai Yu Shi to Ban Ze, how could Ban Ze be so decadent now?

Feeling the attention of Fujiwara Chika, Eriri in the corner of the classroom frowned slightly, glanced away, and a trace of guilt flashed across her eyes.

She felt somewhat conflicted about Hanzawa Naoki's departure.

Ever since her biological father had an affair and abandoned her mother and her, she has had a bad feeling towards men.

But she has also seen how her stepfather and two brothers have taken care of her over the years.

Especially the second brother, although not as outstanding as the eldest brother, he is more approachable, respectful and sincere to others.

To be fair, she didn't dislike her second brother, and even had a good impression of him. But this brother who was not related by blood was indeed too easy to be deceived emotionally.

Now that I’ve broken up, I’m even more devastated!

Frankly speaking, in Eriri's opinion, it doesn't matter if you break up, as long as you cheer up again.

But the result is that I've been dumped for a whole month, and all I can do is give up on myself and complain about myself!

That's why Kaguya Shinomiya scolded him for the sake of his biological mother.

If it were an ordinary person, who would be willing to take care of it?

But in the end, this guy just took action. Although he only grabbed Shinomiya's hand, who is Shinomiya Kaguya!

She is the eldest daughter of the Shigong family and the only daughter of Shigong Yan'an, who owns 200 trillion assets and a branch company in Shangqian!

It's too late to praise such a person, but Hanzawa Naoki...

Oh, my stupid brother, when will you be able to make dad worry less?