My girlfriend is a lady

Seeing that Nohara Shinnosuke was still trying to get closer to him, he quickly waved his hands at the latter and begged for mercy: "Forget it, forget it. I'm about to throw up my overnight meal. How about this. I'll voice the little girl. Sakurajima-san, can you repeat your little girl's voice again? I want to try to imitate it."

"! Wow!"

No one expected that Hanzawa would give such a reply.

Hanzawa volunteered to voice a little girl? And asked Sakurajima Mai to demonstrate?

What is this unfolding?!

"You want to voice a little girl? Are you sure you can?!"

Mai Sakurajima looked at Hanzawa uncertainly and asked.

As a child star, she has received a lot of acting training.

It's clear how difficult it is for an average person to change their voice, let alone for a boy to imitate a girl's voice.

The loli voice she has now is the result of many adjustments. She wants to practice it well and use it as a personal skill to make the public remember her on the show. From what Hanzawa said, it seems that he has the ability to imitate people on the spot.

Hanzawa smiled and nodded: "I have a good teacher who taught me some ventriloquism, and I have some talent. I think your voice just now can be imitated. Let me give it a try, I really don't want to listen to him dubbing the little girl anymore." Hanzawa turned his head and glanced at "Lao Xin" with disdain, clasping his hands together, "Please, don't use the voice just now. I am embarrassed if you are not embarrassed."

"Did you ever have a teacher teach you ventriloquism? Why didn't you tell me?"

Nohara Shinnosuke was once again shocked by Hanzawa's answer.

He considered himself to have a close relationship with his godson, but he had never heard that the latter had a ventriloquist teacher.

Not only that, Hanzawa's painting skills are also inexplicable.

How can you draw so well after half a year?

Is it that his worldview is wrong or is his godson really a genius who suddenly becomes enlightened?

"You didn't ask." Hanzawa spread his hands and turned to Sakurajima Mai: "Can you repeat it? I need to imitate your voice."

"Okay... I'll adjust it." Sakurajima Mai nodded, paused for three seconds, and said in a crisp voice that no man could refuse: "Uncle, I want to eat this lollipop, can you sell it to me at a low price?"

"Uncle, I want to...eat this lollipop, can you buy it...for me?"

Hanzawa controlled his vocal cords and tried his best to adjust his voice using the skills he once had.

He had imitated Mai Sakurajima's voice in the Bodhisattva spoof animation before, but it was slightly different.

With the girl's hands-on teaching, it should not be a problem to imitate her to about 60% or 70% of the way she did it.

As he adjusted, something unexpected happened to Hanzawa - the voice that Hanzawa thought he could only imitate six or seven times was actually simulated by him very easily.

In the first half of the speech, Hanzawa still used a male voice, but in the second half, the voice was infinitely close to the loli voice of the female Sakurajima Mai.

(You must be kidding. Are the vocal cords of this body so abnormal? Or have the vocal cords of everyone in this world been modified?)

Hanzawa Naoki, who spoke in a "childish voice", was secretly shocked. It would be impossible for him to imitate such a similar voice under normal circumstances.

“So similar? No-Maj!”

Hanzawa was scared by himself, not to mention the other people at the scene.

Mai Sakurajima looked at the boy in shock. To make sure that everything she had just heard was not an illusion, she spoke another line in a loli voice: "Uncle, give me the lollipop. You are the best uncle in the world."

"Uncle, just give me the lollipop... You are the best uncle in the world."

In order to verify that it was not his own hallucination, Hanzawa Naoki continued to imitate. What was shocking was that Hanzawa imitated it perfectly again.

So Sakurajima Mai said one sentence and Hanzawa imitated it.

Before he knew it, the noise in the studio was getting louder and louder, and Hanzawa felt all kinds of surprised and surprised eyes scanning him, especially Nohara Shinnosuke, who looked at him with questioning and amazement, as if he was looking at a panda in the zoo.

Hanzawa had no choice but to pretend he didn't see it. He didn't know why he could imitate so well! And how could he explain it to Nohara Shinnosuke?

(It seems that I have to study the system's skill level details carefully. My ventriloquism may have changed a little in the system settings. Otherwise, why can I imitate it so closely?)

Hanze's face remained calm, but he had already made up his mind to find out the true condition of his body.

In the past half day, I have discovered more than one benefit of my new body.

Whether it was the super explosive power when performing [Explosion] or the ventriloquism he just displayed, they were not something his previous self could do.

He is not Uzumaki Naruto and he would not do something stupid like carrying the Nine-Tails cheat for more than ten years without using it.

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After that, all the guests praised Hanzawa's ventriloquism performance.

While praising him, the cheap godfather Nohara Shinnosuke also began to ask Hanzawa who he learned ventriloquism and painting from, and asked Hanzawa to take him to visit his "master" someday.

Hanzawa directly refused and said that the "master" was unwilling to see guests.

Nohara Shinnosuke was naturally a little angry about this and said that Hanzawa treated him as an outsider.

Hanzawa was unmoved and began to talk about other things - he didn't want to dwell too much on the topics of ventriloquism and painting.

Led by his off-topic approach, he completed the dubbing of the male version of "Uncle and the Little Girl Who Asks for Candy" together with Nohara Shinnosuke.

The performance was decent, but not stunning.

Hanzawa kept an eye on the director's expression on the stage the whole time, thinking that the director would probably edit out the scene just now.

At the end of the self-introduction session, it was Hanzawa’s turn!

Although Lao Xin was unhappy that Hanze had concealed his identity from his teacher, he still spared no effort in introducing Hanze.

The words of praise were almost to the sky. In addition to the introduction of Nohara Shinnosuke, a video introduction about Hanzawa was also played on the screen.

The video introduces Hanzawa's current campus life and all the achievements he has made in the past year, including being selected for the first team of the junior high school boys' basketball team last year, becoming a light novel writer, and selling "Tree Sky" with cumulative sales of over 30,000.

Judging from the grades alone, ignoring the extremely dismal academic performance, the original owner was considered a leader among his peers.

After the video ended, Nohara Shinnosuke smiled and asked Hanzawa: "Naoki, I thought you received a lot of praise in the video, but from your performance just now, it seems that you are still hiding a lot from the audience. Tell me, how many talents are you hiding from everyone?"

Hanzawa Naoki waved his hands and said modestly: "It's really nothing. Everyone has other little talents. It's not worth mentioning. It's not worth mentioning."

"Tell me the truth. You have to be honest with the audience when you're on a show."

"Godfather, let me ask you a question. Have you opened up to the audience about your relationship with Godmother? I remember someone telling the audience that he didn't have a girlfriend..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Nohara Shinnosuke's face turned pale and blue.

At the same time, the laughter in the audience rekindled - the scene of the godson teasing his godfather is really never boring to watch.

Nohara Shinnosuke held the back of his neck and looked at Hanzawa with his eyes rolling. He suddenly said to Sakurajima Mai who was watching the show with a smile, "Sakurajima-san, do you want to know what else Hanzawa can do? I, your godson, don't have a girlfriend yet, and I can't help but be asked by girls."

"????"

Mai Sakurajima was caught off guard by the question and was stunned for a moment before she responded. The girl pointed at herself and confirmed, "Do you want me to ask Hanzawa-kun about his merits for you?"

"Yeah, go ahead and ask him. He'll definitely tell you if you ask him. Oh, by the way, I remember you're also in the third grade now. You're the right age for my godson. How about we have a relationship?"

"!!!!!!"

Hanzawa Naoki's eyes and those of all the audience at the scene couldn't help but widen at this moment!

What is this?

This is a talk show, how did it become a blind date show!

Director, are you sure you don’t care about this kind of MC?

Hanzawa looked at the program director in the audience and found that the latter had no intention of stopping the unscrupulous host of the program and even gave thumbs up to the "old newbie".

"This...this..."

Mai Sakurajima couldn't help but look at her agent and mother, Yukiko Sakurajima.

Yukiko Sakurajima is a woman who is extremely strict with her and cares a lot about her image.

She rejects all the gossip around her, so she should stop it now that the host of the show asks her in public about her opinion of a boy of the same age.

The girl looked at her biological mother for help, but her mother's response disappointed her. Not only did she not stop her, but she nodded and signaled her to continue.

(What should I do? What should I say? I have no experience. How about I challenge my acting skills? Please, please, Hanzawa-kun, tell me.)

Mai Sakurajima is struggling with her thoughts.

The boy's voice suddenly sounded, and his tone was serious and certain: "Okay, Godfather. Don't embarrass the girl. She is just a child. Don't break people's bottom line just for the sake of show effect. And you should know what happened to me recently, Godfather. There are some things that I will explain when the time comes. If the time is not right, I will not reveal a single word."

"Naoki, you..."

Nohara Shinnosuke looked at his godson in astonishment, as if he had become a different person.

"Don't tell me that the best way to forget your last relationship is to find a new one? Sakurajima-san has no reason to become someone's replacement, and I have no reason to become a stumbling block on Sakurajima-san's road to becoming a star."

"When fate wants you to grow up, it will always arrange some people or things that make you unhappy to stimulate you. Godfather, I really can't continue recording this program if it keeps going like this!"

Chapter 14 Ambition for Mao Lilan (Signed and asked for reward)

Chapter 14 14. Ambition for Mao Lilan (Signed and asked for reward)

Hanzawa's last words are destined not to be included in the official program, but his words, actions and aura will definitely be remembered by many people present.

After hearing what Hanzawa said, Nohara Shinnosuke's expression changed drastically. He and Hanzawa looked at each other for a while, and after confirming that Hanzawa was not joking with him, he started to act crazy and avoid the topic.

When looking at Hanzawa, Nohara saw something he had never seen before in the latter's eyes - a serious determination... and an order that could not be refused!

This felt very much like Mrs. Akimoto, who had taken great care of him since he was a child. He thought to himself that a tigress will have no son. Knowing that he could not afford to offend Mrs. Akimoto, he began to find a way out for himself - Nohara said that he was a little tired of recording and asked to pause for ten minutes, then he put his arm around Hanzawa's shoulder and walked off the stage of the studio together.

Off the stage, Lao Xin began to say some polite words to He Banzawa, who was still serious, saying to him, "Hanzawa, don't take it to heart."

At the end, he said some polite words that he heard from somewhere.

“Don’t stop running, don’t look back at where you came from, because there is nothing to be nostalgic about. The only thing worth looking forward to is what’s ahead.”

Aims to comfort children and not let them get deeper and deeper into past relationships!

Hanzawa responded incoherently, but his attention shifted to a woman who had just walked in from outside the studio.

The woman was wearing a standard OL suit, very much like a business elite. She was in her early thirties, 1.65 meters tall, and looked very familiar.

Hanzawa closed his eyes and recalled carefully, then he realized that he had actually seen this woman just two hours ago.

The last time he saw the other person was in Hattori Heiji's car. The latter and Hattori Heiji appeared in a family photo as a family of four.

In other words, the real identity of this young woman is Mao Lilan!

Ran Mao Li who cuckolded Kudo Shinichi!

Ran Mouri gave birth to a pair of children for Hattori Heiji!

As for this former 2D goddess who is now married, Hanzawa is now inclined to learn where Kudo Shinichi has gone from the latter - he has searched for the names Kudo Shinichi and Edogawa Conan.

There is a record of Kudo Shinichi in the Edo Encyclopedia, which states that he is a detective who has been missing since 1997 and is a famous high school detective. There is no record of Edogawa Conan in the Edo Encyclopedia, so if Hanzawa wants to understand the story behind this world, he naturally has to ask the person who experienced the story.

Asking Hattori Heiji directly would be tantamount to seeking death, so it would be better to find out the information from Mori Kogoro through Mori Ran.

He searched and found that between 1997 and 1999, Maori Kogoro had the nickname "Sleeping Kogoro", so he concluded that the famous Conan should have appeared.

However, the good reputation only lasted for more than a year, and then... there was no more... Kogoro was no longer sleeping, and there was no news from Conan.

Hanzawa expressed his curiosity about what happened during this period that woke Kogoro up from his sleep.

Therefore, he expressed his happiness if he could have a good chat with Mr. Kogoro through Ms. Mori.

And it would be even better if I could get information about Professor Agasa through Mouri Ran.

To be honest, Hanzawa said he wants to get a set of all the life-saving props that elementary school students have!

Anesthesia watches and the like are perfect for saving lives!

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When Hanzawa saw Mao Li Ran, Mao Li Ran also saw him.

Hanzawa quickly stood up and walked over to greet Mouri Ran. He had vaguely guessed the Hattori family's attitude towards him from the care that Hattori Heiji showed him.

Since they care about him so much, there is no reason for him to give the couple the cold shoulder.

It was obvious that Mao Lilan had a good relationship with the original owner. After seeing Hanzawa, she first lightly hit Hanzawa's left shoulder with her right hand, then took the initiative to ruffle Hanzawa's hair and asked Hanzawa how he could be so reckless to save people on the street.

This way of greeting is enough to prove Mao Lilan's love for the original owner.

After begging for mercy, Hanzawa didn't have time to continue chatting with the other party.

The recording of the show must start again at the director's request.