My girlfriend is a lady

Chapter 142 143. After a Kiss (asking for a monthly ticket)

Rem then went back to her home first.

On the way back to Rem's house, Hanzawa was thinking that he should explain everything to Rem.

So he picked up his phone and called Rem. According to Hanzawa's calculations, no matter how fast Rem walked, she should have just returned home and not gone to bed yet.

The cell phone rang. Rem, who was getting ready to wash up, looked at the incoming call, hesitated for a moment, and did not answer it.

After it rang three times, Rem reached out and picked up the phone, pressed the answer button, and said, "Hello... Hanzawa."

“…Already home?”

"Yeah, I got back five minutes ago."

The sound seemed normal, but too quiet.

After a pause, Hanze said, "What happened just now was indeed a misunderstanding. I'm sorry..."

"That matter... It's nothing, don't worry about it..." Rem's voice came again, "Anyway... You're not very well behaved..."

As Rem said this, she recalled the time at the competition venue when Hanzawa deliberately kissed the back of her hand to tease her.

"do not mind?"

Hanzawa confirmed with surprise.

“No no no! ...Hanzawa...”

"Like you said, we are still young... we should... focus more on our careers. And we are already very close... we should stop... and you have to think carefully about tomorrow's game...."

"It would be best if you win... If you lose, it would be very difficult for me... Actually, my father's behavior towards you..."

"OK, thanks."

"Don't think too much...I"

Without waiting for Rem to finish speaking, Hanzawa hung up the phone and lowered his hand holding the phone.

Through this phone call, Hanzawa seemed to have come into contact with a whole new side of Rem.

There was a kind of... faint sense of distance on the phone... This girl seemed to have a shell. When I touched her deeply, she shrank back and wrapped herself in the shell...

A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea...

But through this phone call, Hanzawa also confirmed one thing, he really can't lose tomorrow's game...

His future father-in-law is always watching him... There is only one thing he can do to win... Reduce all unfavorable factors to the lowest possible level!

"Zuowei, do you think if I teach Korean students to curse in Korean, will it go viral on YouTube?"

"Zuowei, do you think that if I pretend to be a Korean and mourn for my country's shamelessness, I can force Jin Zhongguo to fight me head-on!"

In the silence, Hanzawa said something shocking to Sai, who had been just watching the show for a long time.

Sai's pupils trembled. The first piece of advice Hanzawa gave was hard for him to imagine!

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The next day... um, no... to be more precise, today... at eight o'clock in the morning... the original video section of YouTube exploded again.

It all started with a video… a video that was posted two hours ago.

This is a video posted by a newcomer who has just entered the self-media circle.

This new up is Hanzawa Naoki, the son of the former Japanese Prime Minister! He is currently a finalist in the Tenda Cup Top 16.

As a public figure, he is controversial.

Both the videos he posted and his personality are full of topics!

In terms of achievements, Hanzawa, who has only released one self-media video so far, has now been honored as the "King of Stepping on Others" on YouTube in the first half of 2011.

Just by posting one video, he received 1200 million likes!

And the video Hanzawa made today will probably far exceed the total of his previous videos.

Although there is actually only one video produced this time...but Hanzawa Naoki said that it is just the first of his mockery of Korean culture!

The entire video was posted with the YouTube account of Hanzawa Naoki, and the video, starting from the title, was filled with Hanzawa Naoki's disdain and ridicule for Korean culture...

Its name is:

[I will teach you how to use Korean without using swear words (*￣︶￣)]

This video only features Naoki Hanzawa from beginning to end.

Facing the camera, after briefly introducing himself in Japanese, Hanzawa began to speak in Korean.

“I know that many young people in Asia have recently gone to study in South Korea, either because they were bewitched by Korean dramas or because they were influenced by the Korean Wave.

"Considering that all of you students studying in Korea have already paid to study in Korea, as your friend, all I can do here is to make sure that you students studying in Korea don't suffer any loss."

"After all, you can't talk back when you're scolded. It will affect your body and mind."

"So how can we use Korean to deal with Koreans who curse at us, and we can curse without using any swear words, which fully reflects our quality."

"Please take note of how I responded to those Korean bastards in Korean!"

"Here are the short phrases I compiled to swear at people in three minutes without taking a breath or using any swear words! Please learn and use them when a Korean says something bad to you."

"I don't want to know that you are sick, don't show it so obviously, okay?; Did you grow a head just to make yourself look taller? I really envy your skin, it's so well maintained. I don't even believe the punctuation marks in your words. You rank second in the world of numbers and letters. You are the two letters between A and D, V and N on my keyboard." You are number 51 in the periodic table. Let's eat fish together when we are free. I think you are quite good at finding faults. "You must be able to cook. I think you are quite good at embellishing things." It's a pity that you don't become a chef. You are so good at shirking responsibility. Do you live by the sea? You are too nosy. Are you a descendant of Archimedes? You just know how to argue all day long. What brand of garbage bags do you use? They can hold so much. Suffering a loss is a blessing. I wish you good fortune like the East Sea and a long life like a blooming flower. You are really God's draft for creating humans. You look so creative and live so courageously. I feel that your IQ and umbilical cord have been cut off together. You can ejaculate in seconds, why can't you reply in seconds? Your birth certificate is an apology letter from Durex. You must have been a towel in your previous life, so twisted. You speak so nicely, you must have wiped your mouth after going to the toilet. Gold will always shine, but you, a piece of glass, always reflect light! When you are treated as a human, please try to act like one! Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this? God sprinkled wisdom all over the world, but gave you an umbrella. I have mysophobia, and you happen to be garbage. I give you a difficult task, do the pi motion continuously, this is the greatest contribution you can make. "

In the video, Naoki Hanzawa cursed out the long lines in one breath, with almost no pauses except for short breaths. His speaking speed reached the limit of what an ordinary person could keep up with!

Because of this outrageous operation, anyone who sees this video for the first time will be stunned.

Shinomiya Kaguya woke up at 7:30 in the morning and saw this video. She was eating breakfast when she watched the video!

Meiko Honma was pouring milk for Kaguya, and Menma's eyes turned to Hanzawa on the screen.

This seamless and uninterrupted Hanzawa-style Korean attack directly made Honma Meiko confused!

Meiko Honma's hand holding the milk bottle was suspended in the air, and for a moment she forgot that she was pouring milk!

By the time she realized what was happening, her mouth was opening and closing, and the milk had already spread onto Kaguya's skirt.

The girl cleaned the table in a panic.

And at this time, Kaguya finally recovered!

She looked at Hanzawa Naoki in the video as if she was looking at a god!

She can speak Korean, but her speaking speed is not as fast as Hanzawa Naoki!

When did this guy become so good at Korean! ?

If this happened in a Rakugo theater, the audience would definitely cheer immediately after this long string of words was finished.

But you are a student, not a Rakugo artist. You use Korean to criticize Koreans like this. Do you think that Korea doesn't raise enough money in gambling chips?

Kaguya was speechless. It seemed that she had foreseen the scene where Hanzawa would be on the Twitter trending search for the eighth consecutive day...

Chapter 143: Ying Lili: My brother declared war on South Korea? How?

Chapter 143 144. Ying Lili: My brother declared war on South Korea? How did he do it?

But soon, Kaguya realized that this video was far from as simple as she had imagined.

The progress bar is far from over.

After Menma finished tidying up the desktop, Kaguya clicked the continue playing button of the video.

What we saw was Hanzawa Naoki calmly smiling at the camera in an unpredictable way, then shrugging his shoulders and saying nonchalantly: "I know I spoke a little too fast just now. But for the sake of the video effect, please bear with me, my international student friends."

"If you didn't hear it clearly, you can take a screenshot and watch it slowly. Anyway, I believe these offensive words will definitely be more exciting than the traditional Korean national curse."

"In addition, I also know very well how many people will mock, scold and condemn me after I release this video."

"But how should I put it? Since my previous video received 1200 million dislikes on YouTube, my attitude is that since it has come, let the storm come even harder."

"This video has received over 10000 likes. I will educate the Japanese, Chinese, and people around the world who are about to study and travel to South Korea about how shameless and self-righteous the country they are about to visit is."

"Poor and ridiculous Korean people, please point and curse as much as you can. Be prepared to bear the wrath of me, Hanzawa Naoki!"

“There are some things in life that you have to do. To do them reluctantly is ruin, but to do them well is courage.”

"You think you are the righteous side, and your insults and spitting will make me afraid and shrink, but is it really so?"

“Instead of running away from the wind and rain, it is better to dance in the thunder and lightning. Even if you get soaked, you can still appreciate the joy of life.”

"From now on, bear the wrath of Hanzawa Naoki"

At this point, the video freezes on Naoki Hanzawa's arrogant and ferocious profile as he points at the camera.

"What does he want to do!? What does he want to do!?"

After watching the entire video, Kaguya Shinomiya was completely shocked. She held her head with both hands and felt as if she was about to be pierced through by Hanzawa.

In the past, even if the videos shot by Hanzawa Naoki were out of line, he would not be reckless enough to go to war with a country.

But with the release of this video, she can basically foresee that the whole of Korea will probably know Hanzawa Naoki.

This is declaring war on a country!

This is a full-scale mockery of a country!

Is this crazy, or is there really something wrong with my brain?

Just because Mr. Pei said he was willing to bear all the financial compensation consequences for you, you are talking nonsense like this.

Shinomiya Kaguya could foresee that the original 6 billion won gambling reward would ferment after a day

It's possible that it could evolve into 60 billion won!

"Menma, where's my phone? Where's my phone?"

When Kaguya came to her senses, she began to frantically look for her cell phone.

She felt that she had to call Hanzawa Naoki and ask him to take down the controversial video as soon as possible.

Otherwise, the subsequent development of the matter will be completely unpredictable.

At the same time, Eriri and Kitahara Karasu, who were unaware of the big trouble Hanzawa had caused, were doing morning self-study and remedial lessons in the school's large classroom B.

The subject the two girls were taking tutoring classes in was English, which was Eriri's most hated subject.

Under normal circumstances, Ying Lili would not make up for it.

However, in view of the increasingly severe reality, Eriri chose to compromise under the persuasion of Kitahara Karasu.

How the two of them got together was all achieved under the careful planning of Kitahara Karasakura.

Because he already planned to use Hanzawa Naoki to retaliate against the group of people who persecuted him, Kitahara felt that he must have a breakthrough as a starting point to conquer Hanzawa Naoki.

In Kitahara's opinion, simply confessing to Hanzawa directly was the lowest of the low. With Hanzawa Naoki's current popularity and status in the academy, he would never look down on her because of her commoner background.

You may even be labeled as arrogant!

Therefore, the only thing to do is to start with the people around Hanzawa Naoki.

After eliminating all the options, her options for attacking are clear!

Looking around, the only one left was Hanzawa Eriri, Hanzawa Naoki's non-blood-related sister.

After asking around, Kitahara Karaoke learned that Eriri was now running away from home and staying at someone else's house.

The reason for running away from home was that Eriri didn't want to study English.

Based on this, Kitahara Hanaura designed a detailed and effective plan to approach Eriri.

In the public physical education class, she first became a warm-up partner with Eriri, and then became Eriri's friend through chatting and catering to her interests.

By treating everyone to meals and using various other means, Hanayaki has now successfully gained Eriri's trust, and through persuasion, she has reduced Eriri's resistance to learning English.

Under Kitahara's observation, he found that Eriri was not actually opposed to English, but she was more inclined to spend her time on drawing and games that she wanted to practice than English.

So, in order to make Eriri realize that her situation was not good, Kitahara Karaoke told her some stories that she had carefully prepared.

Through the fact that Minami Tobi Sagiri is about to move into the Hanzawa family, and Hanzawa Naoki's careful care for Sagiri, she makes Eriri realize that her position in the Hanzawa family is precarious.

In general, after a series of operations, Kitahara achieved his final goal.

He reached a mutual assistance agreement with Eriri to arrive at school an hour earlier every day to tutor her in English.