My girlfriend is a lady

"It's a medical TV series, and the second season is being filmed this year. You can talk to Emiya about this yourself. You and him should be more familiar with each other than I am. Aren't you sworn brothers?"

"Forehead……!…………"

If he wasn't still putting on makeup, he would have wanted to cover his face and yell, "Hanzawa Naoki you bastard! Why didn't you write it in your diary! 】

"We haven't been in touch for a while, and our relationship has become distant. I..."

Half of Hanze's face was twitching, and his expression was bitter!

He had silently made up his mind - when he went back to buy new phones, he would buy two at once and never find himself in the embarrassing situation of not having a phone in hand again.

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After a simple makeup, the recording of the show officially begins!

He came to the studio with Lao Xin, with gauze tied around his left hand.

There are a total of 10 guests today, which is half less than the usual number of guests.

They were divided into two rows, with Shirou Emiya and the other three, the main actors of "Code Blue", sitting in the center.

The main guests for the show were two groups of comedians, four in total, who sat on the left side of the stage near Nohara Shinnosuke.

Naoki Hanzawa sat on the right side of the stage with a cartoonist and a voice actor.

Next to him is the voice actress Hanazawa Kana.

As a 2D up master, I have long heard of Hanazawa Kana and Hanzawa!

The latter's "Love Cycle" was also used by him as prenatal education music.

Before the show started, Hanzawa greeted the other party and asked for his autograph.

After saying hello again to the group of friends who were recording the show, the recording of the show officially began.

After a while, Hanzawa discovered that Nohara Shinnosuke's hosting style was indeed unique.

Nohara opened the show by shaking her butt towards the camera, and her hosting style was freestyle!

He has such a strong affinity that he can make others laugh with just a few words!

Seeing the grown-up "Nohara Shinnosuke" so charming, Hanzawa felt a sense of absurdity and unreality.

Because I have been dealing with cameras for many years, I didn’t feel constrained but rather a little excited when being filmed by so many cameras.

Seeing that A-Dai, an artist from the Dainan band, was doing his best to grab the topic, he even had the urge to imitate him.

For this reason, when cartoonist Kazuto Kiritani introduced himself, he chose to recommend himself.

The scene was like this, Lao Xin threw the topic to Kazuto Kiritani! He was introducing Kazuto Kiritani's manga "My Youth Comedy is Very Normal".

This comic has a high sales volume and will be adapted into an animation soon, so the cartoonist was specially invited.

Kazuto Kiritani is not very old, only about 27 or 28 years old. After a brief self-introduction, he made a request to paint on the spot.

He said that he was a fan of Yui Aragaki and Shirou Emiya, and wanted to draw a comic-adapted portrait of them on the spot. As for time, he would only need twenty minutes.

This proposal was anticipated by many people at the scene.

Although Kazuto Kiritani is a cartoonist with absolutely no bad drawing skills, it was necessary to consider that he had to draw on the spot and only had twenty minutes to do so!

The show effect is immediately maximized!

According to the script, at this time a comedian will propose that he also wants to draw, and then a good program effect will be presented through the comparison of the two people's paintings.

Banzawa felt that this was an opportunity and platform for him to showcase himself and build a fan base for his future self-media debut.

So Hanzawa raised his hand in front of everyone's surprised gaze.

"Can I give it a try? I usually play around with sculpture and painting when I have nothing to do, so I really want to draw something on the spot. My drawing won't be that great, but it's definitely not embarrassing."

Chapter 11: Thick Eyebrows Host is Stingy

Chapter 11. The thick eyebrow host is very stingy

"You want to draw? Are you sure? You're not kidding me?"

When Hanzawa took the initiative to suggest that he and Kiritani Kazuto compete, Nohara Shinnosuke, who was hosting the show, was stunned.

As the godfather of Hanzawa Naoki, Lao Xin knows very well what kind of person this kid is.

Unlike his evil brother, although this child has a sense of justice and mission, he is far inferior to his brother in talent and ability in all aspects. Except for basketball and literature, he studies what he likes and abandons what he doesn't like.

When he was a child, Nohara Shinnosuke once took Hanzawa to an art training class. As a result, Hanzawa painted the walls of the institution into ancient murals because he didn't like painting.

The style of the painting is so surprising that it even included his naked butt as a child!

Someone who hated painting so much now told him that he wanted to paint Yui Aragaki and Mai Sakurajima.

Is this going to blind his titanium dog eyes?

"How dare I tease you? I'm counting on you to give me pocket money."

Hanzawa Naoki stuck out his tongue and said cutely, he saw surprise in Lao Xin's expression.

Judging from this, the original owner must have had very poor attainments in art.

But the words were already out, and Hanze couldn't take them back, so he could only respond with his own moves. "How about this? If I don't draw well, how about you cut my pocket money in half?"

The original owner's diary clearly recorded that Nohara Shinnosuke would give the former Hanzawa pocket money every month, ranging from 30,000 to 50,000, which was quite generous.

"Okay, director, give him a drawing board and a paintbrush. If you can really draw well, your pocket money will be doubled this month."

Nohara Shinnosuke looked his godson up and down again to confirm that Hanzawa was not joking with him, and then promised.

In order to prevent everyone from having too high expectations on Hanzawa's paintings, Nohara Shinnosuke directly revealed the incident that he took Hanzawa to an art school when they were young, but Hanzawa did not like it and instead painted on the school walls.

When Hanzawa Naoki heard what Nohara Shinnosuke said, his eyes widened.

He really didn't expect that the original owner was so different from himself!

Hanzawa was stunned, but the other guests laughed and chatted happily.

The two girls, Yui Aragaki and Mai Sakurajima, were whispering to each other and looking at Hanzawa with smiles on their faces.

The scariest thing is that this bastard Emiya Shirou is talking about something that is not relevant! He also talked about a crazy thing that his predecessor Hanzawa did a few years ago.

"Senior, you are just a small fry. Xiaoshu is famous for his courage. Do you still remember my classmate Sawa Hikaru?" Emiya Shirou interrupted with a look that showed he was very familiar with Hanzawa.

Lao Xin responded: "I remember, what's the matter. That tall and handsome boy, right?"

"It's like this. At that time, Zeguang's father did something wrong to Zeguang's mother outside. He also beat Zeguang. Xiaoshu was so angry that he took Zeguang to seek revenge. You would never have thought that Xiaoshu, who was only 12 years old at the time, could have such creativity!"

“How creative!”

All the guests looked at Emiya Shirou curiously, including Hanzawa.

"He took action on the shampoo of Sawa Hikari's family." Emiya Shirou paused, then glanced at Hanzawa Naoki who had a calm expression. Seeing that he did not stop him, he suppressed his laughter and said, "He actually bought a bottle of depilatory cream and squeezed it all into the shampoo. Then he asked Sawa Hikari's father to wash his hair."

"!!!!!!!!!"

The whole audience was shocked. Even Hanzawa Naoki, a time traveler, was shocked by the idea - putting depilatory cream in shampoo?

This is such a creative idea!

"What happened next? What happened next?" comedian Zhengnan asked, trying hard to hold back his laughter.

"Zhengnan's father broke up with his mistress. A lot of hair fell out of his head!" Emiya Shirou was trying not to laugh, his face was cold and handsome. "Afterwards, Naoki told me that if my father cheated in the future, I could use this trick. He even named the bottle of shampoo, "Root-cutting Dew"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

In the studio, laughter immediately broke out, and everyone was impressed by Hanzawa's amazing talent two years ago.

Nohara Shinnosuke came to Hanzawa and asked with a smile: "Son, tell me what you think about being the inventor of the grass-cutting and root-eradicating dew."

"........."

Banze covered his face and was too ashamed to face the elders of Jiangdong!

"Wife, I promise to love you with all my heart and not let our son have the chance to use his exclusive secret recipe."

When Nohara Shinnosuke saw that Hanzawa didn't respond, he tried to smooth things over in front of the camera.

His words immediately caused even more laughter at the scene!

Hanze changed from covering his face with one hand to using both hands——

I just feel that it was a mistake to come to the TV station today!

The original owner's idea! Not mine!

Bullshit, root-eliminating dew!

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After the little incident, Nohara Shinnosuke began to take control of the show.

He also pulled out a strong man from the team of comedians to accompany cartoonists Kiritani and Hanzawa in drawing. This arrangement was to prevent Hanzawa from drawing too badly and it would be embarrassing if there was no one to fill the last place.

After some arrangements, Hanzawa, cartoonist Kiritani, and Masami sat down in the drawing area one after another.

They are given twenty minutes, during which time the program will continue recording and introduce Hanazawa Kana and Sakurajima Mai.

The first person I’d like to introduce is Kana Hanazawa.

This time, Xiang Cai was a guest on "His Highness the Butt" to promote an animated film "Fat Man" in which she voiced the main character. The film tells the story of a fat woman who can flexibly use her body fat to turn into shock waves to attack villains! Then she goes around doing justice.

While Hanzawa was busy painting in the audience, he was also shocked by the movie introduced by Xiangcai.

He thought he was well-informed, but based on Cilantro's description alone, he still felt that this was an absolutely terrible movie.

But then again, has Hanazawa Kana ever voiced a film like this? !

Surprised, Hanzawa simply used a pencil to create a greasy fat monster in the middle of the picture after drawing Aragaki Yui, doing lewd things to Aragaki Yui!

At the bottom of the picture, Hanzawa added a line: "We will never leave each other!"

It took Hanzawa fifteen minutes to finish the whole painting.

After Hanzawa's hand-drawing, a three-dimensional Aragaki Yui formed a sharp contrast with the ugly fat, causing the cameraman who was following the scene to constantly admire her.

This is what random sampling means!

Judging from the current performance, Hanzawa Naoki's painting skills are not at all what Nohara Shinnosuke calls poor.

The director now noticed Hanzawa's improvisation and switched the live screen to Hanzawa's.

Now, all the guests in the venue can see Hanzawa who is concentrating on painting from the main monitor.

Hanzawa was so focused on painting that he didn't notice anything unusual on the public screen. Knowing that he was being filmed, he just wanted to do a good job and not embarrass himself in his screen debut.

He is now seizing the time to silently draw the two-dimensional image of Sakurajima Mai.

Hanzawa doesn't know much about Sakurajima Mai!

All I know is that the former is the heroine of a movie called "Rascal Bunny Girl".

He had watched this anime back then, but gave up after watching three episodes.

He was not a big fan of the adolescent syndrome setting in the anime. He also couldn't imagine a beautiful woman like Mai Sakurajima appearing in a bunny girl costume in the library but only the male protagonist could see her.

When he watches anime, he likes to watch those with clearer concept settings!

I was able to watch three episodes in the early years because the heroine was so cute and charming.

Considering that there was not much time left before the submission, Hanzawa simply drew Sakurajima Mai silently based on his memory.

When the guests saw Hanzawa appear on the main screen, they were stunned at first, and then they were amazed at Hanzawa's painting skills and appearance.

Let’s talk about appearance first!

At the beginning, Hanzawa’s appearance didn’t make people feel that there was anything special about it, but if people wanted to look away, they would instinctively find that they couldn’t take their eyes away - the way this boy was concentrating on his homework with a pen in his hand definitely exuded a maturity that far exceeded his peers.

His image is like a comic book guy, revealing temptation silently, and as long as your eyes fall on him and linger for a moment, you will feel like being sucked in, but you will also involuntarily develop a good impression of him, and feel that he is particularly trustworthy and reliable.

With this sequence of events, the female guests at the scene seemed to skip a beat.

The male guests were amazed at how strong the Akimoto family's genes were.

This kind of all-round charm is not uncommon in the Japanese entertainment industry! But it is especially rare to see it in a teenager!