My girlfriend is a lady

A few seconds later, Rem stopped five meters in front of him, breathing heavily. After taking a few deep breaths, she looked at Hanzawa and said, "Would you like to come to my house for lunch? I think... I can temporarily solve your accommodation problem."

Chapter 112 You are the son-in-law of the Huaze family (please subscribe, please vote for the monthly ticket

Chapter 112 113. You are the son-in-law of the Huaze family (please subscribe, please vote!)

Rem's home in Shanghai is in a villa area near the commercial street. The villa covers an area of ​​about 40 square meters.

The huge villa has a small garden with particularly nice green plants. Judging from the decoration, it seems that the owner has put a lot of effort into it.

How far is the villa from KFC? It is about fifteen minutes' walk.

Along the way, Rem introduced Fang Xin's detailed identity to Hanze, as well as the people they might meet and the details they should pay attention to when they arrive at the villa.

Rem told Hanzawa that the two sisters' food and lodging in Shanghai were currently being taken care of by Lee Mi-yeon, the coach Hanzawa had met last time.

Because Li Miyan and Fang Xu's homes are next door to Rem's, the two families often visit each other.

In order to help the Chinese team prepare for the competition, Fang Xu has been staying out all night these days.

In order to avoid being lonely, Li Miyan and Fang Xin are currently living in Rem's house.

After understanding the general situation, the group of three arrived at the villa area.

Banze discovered that the environment of the entire villa area was quite good, especially the geographical location was really an excellent community that was quiet in a bustling city.

Rem crossed her chest and looked at Hanzawa calmly. After seven or eight seconds, she laughed and said, "You observe so carefully. Do you want to buy it, or do you plan to stay at my place if you don't have a place to live in Shanghai in the future?"

Hanzawa, whose thoughts were seen through, looked at Rem in astonishment.

You know what, he really had the urge to buy this place as the girl said.

The house here is located in the center of SH city. Not only are the surrounding facilities very complete, but the environment in the villa area is very quiet, giving him a sense of being in a paradise hidden in the city after entering.

China is my homeland. When I become rich in the future and inherit some of Akimoto Saiga's assets, it might be a good idea to buy a villa here as a temporary residence.

And this is Shanghai, the Shanghai of 15 years ago! Buying early will definitely preserve the value early!

“How much is it per square meter here?”

Hanzawa thought for a moment and asked.

"…About 2500 RMB per square meter. The total price is million RMB? Why are you really planning to buy it?"

"So cheap?! Can I pay in installments? And can I get a discount? Is your father familiar with the real estate agency here?"

Hearing this, Banze became even more excited!

In Banze's impression, the price per square meter in Shanghai's city center is at least hundreds of thousands!

He knew that Hanzawa Kenichi had a lot of spare money because he had extorted the Suzuki family, and he also knew that he would make another fortune in the future through the game with Jin Zhongguo.

In that case, why not buy it if you have the money!

"Are you really going to buy...?"

Rem saw that Hanzawa didn't look like he was joking, and the smile on her face gradually faded.

This brother doesn't really want to buy it, don't you know that you might lose money the day after tomorrow! Aren't you afraid of losing the game with Jin Zhongguo?

Just as I was thinking about it... a woman walked out of the room. It was Rem's teacher's wife, Li Miyeon.

When Fang Xin saw Rem chatting with Hanzawa Naoki, she had already run into the villa.

After a while, Li Miyan came out to greet them. After confirming that the boy was Hanze, she warmly greeted him, "Xiaoshu, please come in. And are you really going to stay here with us?"

Li Miyan pointed at Hanze's suitcase. She had just heard her daughter's advance notice and only knew that her husband's apprentice had brought a little boy home.

When she thought that this was the first time Rem took the initiative to bring a boy home and asked him to stay overnight, she couldn't help but feel excited!

This feeling made Lee Mi-yeon feel like she was watching a Korean drama.

Although Hanzawa's behavior is eccentric, his talent and ability must be acknowledged.

Lee Mi-yeon has finished watching Hanze's video on DD today, and her impression is just one word: "I am convinced!"

Rem blushed and explained, "Yes, Master's wife, Hanzawa and his father had some conflicts, so he stayed overnight tonight. But he didn't do it for free. He agreed to practice chess with me and my sister. Then we are... just ordinary friends."

Rem blushed as she said this, winked at Hanzawa, and trotted into the front door.

"Sister, are you up yet? I guess you're not up yet."

After staying at the entrance, Rem came to the living room. She looked around and found that only Fang Xin was watching TV on the sofa. She couldn't help but frown and asked.

"Your sister is still asleep. Go up and wake her up. Xiaoshu, just sit in the living room and I'll go up to clean your room. You can connect to the internet here, and the wifi password is Rem and Ram's birthdays. Oh... By the way, do you know Rem's birthday? If you do, I'll give you some extra food tonight. How do you think?"

Li Miyeon looked at Hanze and asked with a smile. At the same time, she was testing the extent of the relationship between Hanze and Rem. Generally speaking, Rem would never take the initiative to reveal her birthday to a boy.

“…February 2nd?”

Hanzawa Naoki answered tentatively that he didn't know Rem's birthday in this world, but he knew that in the original world.

With the idea of ​​giving it a try, Hanzawa planned to verify how high the degree of overlap between the two Rems was.

"How did you know...?"

Rem was surprised to hear Hanzawa's answer!

In fact, Rem's birth record shows her birthday as February 2.7th, but her actual birth date is February 2.2nd.

The deviation between the information and reality is caused by the late registration of the parents.

Only a few people know about this, and how did Hanzawa Naoki know her exact birthday?

"Is that really true?"

Hanzawa didn't have much hope that the two Rems' birthdays would coincide, but he was overjoyed when they actually did.

"Are you guessing blindly?!"

"No...but my mother told me that my future wife's birthday is February 2.2nd. I just said it casually. Are you really..."

"you……!!"

Rem's beautiful eyes widened, caught off guard by Hanzawa's shameless display of love again.

Seeing this, Li Miyan couldn't help but smile even brighter. "Rem, your future husband is too sweet! I, an old man, can't hold it, so I must be restrained. Xiaoxin is still in the living room... Hanzawa-kun, I will add more dishes for you tonight... But please remember... Don't do anything inappropriate in front of Xiaoxin, okay?"

After saying this, Li Mi Yan turned around and walked towards the second floor.

But Rem couldn't stand the teasing from her master's wife, and her face turned red so much that blood was dripping out.

She looked at Hanzawa Naoki with a smug look on his face, and out of shame and anger she stopped talking. She simply turned around and trotted up to the second floor of the villa.

Now, Banze and Fang Xin who was watching TV were the only ones left in the living room.

Fang Xin saw that only Banze and she were left in the living room. She picked up the remote control, tilted her head and asked softly, "Brother Banze, do you want to watch TV together? Detective Xiaobo..."

Naoki Hanzawa shook his head and looked around the entire living room, looking for his next work location.

It must be mentioned that the decoration inside the villa is very "Go"-like. The black and white furniture, the calligraphy and paintings on the hangings, are all related to Go.

The most eye-catching thing is the wall decorations in Rem's house.

Several walls were designed to look like a Go board, with plate-sized black and white chess pieces pasted on the walls. The undulating texture gave Hanzawa the feeling of watching a martial arts blockbuster.

Finally, Hanze stopped his gaze at two very interesting couplets at the main entrance:

[Fish is fat and fruit is ripe in my stomach]

[Your mother will cook for you]

The most out of place are these two couplets.

If I remember correctly, this couplet should be from The Legend of the Condor Heroes.

The moment he saw the couplet, Banze's face showed joy, and suddenly he realized what he should do in the next video?

A pair?

You know what... a very cool topic for plagiarism... for example, plagiarizing a funny couplet video from a well-known future up-loader.

This definitely saves time and effort.

As the saying goes, Wen Chao is innocent and should just make money.

Ok, deal!

Thinking of this, Banze suddenly walked towards Fang Xin, touched her head, and said, "Xiao Xin, are you interested in dubbing the animation that my brother edited later?"

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Forty-five minutes had passed when Rem went downstairs. He saw Hanze and Fang Xin sitting in front of a laptop, discussing something in private.

Rem walked behind the two of them, and after watching for a while, she discovered that Hanzawa was editing an animation and adding new subtitles to it.

The cartoon that was edited was an old one called "School Boys". Rem vaguely remembered that it seemed to have been broadcast in Japan in the 1980s.

The subtitles that Hanzawa added to the video suddenly made Rem and Ram, who came later, look sideways.

"Zhuge Kongming, took over two rivers, arranged eight battle formations, captured seven people and led six out, lit forty-nine bright lamps in front of Wuzhangyuan, all for the sake of repaying the three visits. He took over Western Shu, pacified the Southern Barbarians, made peace with the East and resisted the North, and in the central army tent, he changed the gold, wood, earth and Yao divine hexagrams, and was able to use fire attacks on the water!"

The above words are absolute Chinese classical Chinese, but Banzawa integrated the upper and lower couplets together to describe the story of Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition!

In response, Hanzawa gave the following line in the edited animation:

"Grandma Hanze (up), one day, two issues, six changes and ten revisions, no one (five) disapproved, got ninety-eighty-seven fans, but only three or four hairs left! Go up to the hall, down to the kitchen, look around. At noon, the pots and pans clanged, knocking the leaves sparkling!

How could the Rem sisters not be surprised by this perfect match!

This not only integrates the numbers from one to nine into the couplet, but also narrates the sad experience of being a grandmother.

But this is not the most outrageous thing. What is even more unexpected for Rem and Ram is that Hanzawa has other ways to deal with this couple.

I saw Hanzawa minimized the editing software and opened a wps document.

This document currently has an entire page filled with dialogue written by Hanzawa.

Judging from the content of the lines, Hanzawa is describing a scene in which a teacher holds a couplet competition in a classroom.

In the scene, two talented teenagers came up with the first and second couplets respectively, and then the whole class started to discuss the matter.

The boy who came up with the first line was named by Banze: Golden Retriever, and the character who came up with the second line was named Erha!

As Hanzawa dragged the mouse, the two sisters also read the subsequent text plot.

In the subsequent plot, the character Golden Retriever mocked Erha for his couplets being too simple and low-level.

In response to this, Erha said that he actually has two other ways to absolutely control the Golden Retriever!

They are the official version and the complaint version respectively.

Erha jokingly asked the golden retriever if he wanted to listen! If he wanted to listen, he had to imitate a female voice and call him brother.

In order to hear the couplet, the eager-to-know golden retriever called Erha brother with great integrity.

After that, Erha fulfilled his promise and presented the official version of the second couplet.

The full text is: "Yue Wang Pengju, with one heart, welcomed two emperors, attacked six times and punished four times, marched five armies seven times, resisted the Jin army for 19 years, and was 38 years old. He resisted Zhongshan, fought the Yellow River, leveled the lake and filled the sea, made strange predictions in the forest, suffered from foggy nights, rain and frost, and was named Fengbo Pavilion as green as snow."

This time, Banze used the story of Yue Fei to respond to Jinmao's congratulations to Kong Ming.

Seeing this, the two sisters looked at Hanze even more dazedly.

Especially Rem, she had seen Hanzawa's ability to win a game of chess from a thousand miles away, and she had also seen Hanzawa's domineering and aggressive side on the court, but she didn't know that Hanzawa also had such a deep attainment in Chinese classical literature!

But this official version is so eye-catching, what about the complaint version?

I seem to know!

The two girls lowered their heads and wanted to continue reading the text, but found that Hanzawa would not let them and started editing the video on his own.

"What does the complaint version of the couplet look like? Please let us read it in full."

Rem asked curiously.

Ram echoed beside him: "Yes, yes, what about the complaint version?"

Hanzawa Naoki smiled and shook his head, "What if I say I haven't thought it through?"

Ram rolled his eyes and directly exposed Hanzawa's lie. "Go to hell, I saw the follow-up in your transcript. Tell the truth now!"

"I'm just making my own video, there's no need to spoil it in advance. And you two have been peeking at me without my permission."

The two women were behind Hanze, and he actually felt it early on! He just didn't see it.

Ram said confidently: "From now on, you belong to us Rem. Why do we need your consent? Show me quickly. Hanzawa..."