The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

As long as the other party dares to initiate a fair and just duel, Qiao will do his best!

He was already furious, and was further provoked by Jon's words.

Diane simply lost her mind.

Without a magic weapon, she had to rely on her own strong fists.

Jon wasn't going to delay.

He flashed in front of Diane.

This 'in front of' is in the literal sense.

He was now less than twenty centimeters away from Diane's face, and could even see the fine hairs on her face clearly.

"Look at you, a girl, and you start fighting over something. What a mess!" Jon said without stopping his hands.

A slap at the perfect moment.

Snapped--

The sound is quite crisp.

"You...you hit me..." Diane covered her face in disbelief, her eyes instantly turned red.

"You wanted to kill me just now, so what's wrong with me hitting you a little?" Jon's expression remained unchanged.

While he was talking, he slapped her again, "Behave yourself!"

Diane covered the other side of her face.

She was angry.

The surrounding earth resonates.

One can vaguely sense the difference in strength between the two sides.

The anger in my heart turned into a feeling of grievance, and I fell to the ground and burst into tears.

"Wuwuwu, bully me, you all bully me!"

'You guys', probably referring to Jon and Meliodas.

Marlene covered her mouth and laughed secretly, looking like she was having fun.

Jon sighed.

After all, he is just a child of a few hundred years old.

You can't just ignore it and keep a cold face.

Adhering to the 'PUA principle' and 'in-depth study of Stockholm syndrome', his tone naturally slowed down and he said softly: "Okay, okay, I don't mean any harm, I just want you to calm down."

After a pause, he continued, "It's fine for a girl to protect herself, but you can't do that without knowing the truth. Anyway, I was wrong to pour water on you just now. I apologize to you. As an apology, I will give you some new clothes."

Diane had never seen such a scene before in her hundreds of years of life.

I can't do it directly.

She stopped crying and raised her head in a daze: "You...you apologize... No, you are not afraid of me?"

Jon asked back, "Why should I be afraid of you?"

"Because I'm a giant. I'm so much taller than you." Diane's expression was extremely complicated.

From childhood to adulthood, she has suffered countless contempt and difficulties because of her identity as a giant.

He even faced life-and-death crises several times.

But the man in front of her treated her sincerely like the leader of the group.

"If you look closely, he's quite handsome~" A blush appeared on Diane's face.

The girl is pregnant with spring.

It doesn't mean that you fall in love with everyone you meet.

But people who lack love will regard anything good to them as a life-saving straw.

From an educational perspective, this is called psychological defects caused by the misfortunes of the original family.

But Jon had no intention of driving a big car.

He calls himself a pure love warrior and has absolutely no such thoughts about the giant girl.

Gently stroke Diane's slightly red and swollen face.

A green magical glow swept past, and the minor injuries were instantly healed to normal.

Jon said softly, "Just follow us. I'll buy you some clothes. And these boxing gloves are in such bad taste. How can a girl wear such tacky equipment?"

"Ah, okay, Jon... Lord Jon..." Diane blushed and stammered softly.

Seeing that the violent and ferocious giants were dealt with by John in a short time, Marlene felt dizzy.

If you use hard power to conquer.

She didn't say anything.

But 'give a slap and give a sweet date', this level of PUA tactics obviously exceeded her expectations.

This resulted in her looking at Jon with a strange look in her eyes.

"What are you looking at?" Jon felt something strange behind him and turned around: "Have you never seen someone comforting a little girl?"

"But I feel like you're all going to..." Marlene was going to make a joke.

But remembering that Diane was innocent after all, he quickly changed the phrase "comforted her to bed" to "became someone's brother."

Jon put his hands in his pockets and said calmly, "The famous second-generation rich man, Mr. Jia, once said that women are made of water. Others use one bottle, Diane uses ten buckets, but in the final analysis, water is water. In my eyes, there is no difference."

Marlene:? ? ?

Where is this?

She stared at Jon strangely: "So you don't care about race. Does that mean that you can choose a partner from humans, giants to infernal creatures?"

"Haha." Jon smiled but said nothing.

However, it was this nonchalant smile that made Marlene's assessment of the danger level of 'Jon Joestar' rise several levels.

Evaluation: A man of universal love.

After a short episode.

Diane finally calmed down and agreed to go on the road with Jon and the others.

But he had just taken two steps.

Her stomach started to growl.

"Oh... I'm sorry... because there's really nothing to eat in the forest..." Diane was very embarrassed.

You can imagine how much a giant eats.

The only common food in the White Dream Forest is mushrooms.

In order to reduce her own energy consumption, she keeps sleeping.

To be honest, if she hadn't won over a group of forest elves and fog demons, who could bring her some blood food such as pigs and deer from time to time, she would have starved to death.

"It's so pitiful. A good child can't even get enough to eat." Jon shook his head and sighed.

Marlene took the opportunity to say, "Diane, you may not know this, but Mr. Joestar is a rare famous chef. The dishes he makes are extraordinary even to me."

"Huh?!" Diane became even hungrier after hearing this.

So what else does Jon have to say?

There's no rush. Just eat first and then think about other things.

Make a fire on the spot.

Jon began to prepare the dishes in front of two ladies, one big and one small.

Diane originally thought that with her body size and the restrictions of the area, this meal would only be a taste.

I didn't expect Jon to play by his own rules.

But he first used some kind of space magic to take out many huge ingredients.

of course.

It's called food, but the faint smell coming from it makes it sound more like a dead monster!

"Eat as much as you want today. Make sure you're full." Jon said to Diane with a smile.

If there was a favorability timer, it would be obvious that Diane's favorability towards John had increased from 80 to 180.

Just ask yourself, which girl who often doesn't have enough to eat can resist the temptation of "full stomach"?

Marlene is not very picky about food.

What she cared about was the 'magic' that Jon usually used.

Whether it is the previous fire magic or the current space magic, they are advanced spells that can only be performed by high-level magicians.

"Physical, magical, and external assistance (pets), nothing is wrong." Marlene took a deep breath: "As expected, she is the embodiment of the will of "that person"."

Miss Riddler, still a riddle today.

Back to the barbecue——

The ingredient that John cooked today was a captured level 5 garara crocodile.

This kind of ferocious beast might taste average.

But it is big and filling.

It is definitely the first-class choice for carnivores.

And Jon did not ignore the taste because of the garra crocodile's huge body.

After a series of dazzling operations, the three crocodiles were roasted until they were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Seeing this, Diane couldn't help but shed tears of excitement.

at last……

I can have a full meal.

eat!

Eat with abandon!

The giant girl let go of her reserve, hugged the Gala crocodile and started biting it wildly.

The fragrance attracted the surrounding forest elves and fog demons.

They are all Diane's men.

Jon was not stingy and invited these little creatures to come over to taste the food together.

and so--

When the kingdom's highest-ranking "Vajra" Paladin Jill breaks into the White Dream Forest.

What I saw was a strange scene of people lying all over the ground, each with a satisfied smile on their face.

"Ah this..." Jill was at a loss for what to do.

But remembering his mission, he turned his face cold and fixed his eyes on the man by the fire in the center.

"Lord Jon, I finally found you."

In fact, Jon had already noticed it, and he stretched out his hand to greet him, "Gilsanda, I didn't expect to meet you here. Come over and have some meat? There's still a lot left."

Jill actually wanted to get closer.

But for his own purpose, his expression remained unchanged, as cold as an iceberg: "I don't think this is necessary, Lord Jon, you have been convicted of abducting the princess of the kingdom, and I am now formally arresting you."

"Ah?" Jon pretended to be dumb. "Kidnapped the princess of the kingdom? Which princess? I have no impression of her."

"It's useless to hide it, Lord Jon." Jill drew his sword: "Let's put this matter aside for now. The fact that you colluded with the wanted criminal, a former member of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins, has already violated the laws of the kingdom."

"Who are they?" Jon still pretended to be stupid and deliberately explained: "You misunderstood, these two are my cousins, the older one is Ace and the younger one is Luffy."

Jill: ???