The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Jon held the bowl of noodles with an expression of watching a show: "Come on, Miss Jellica, I will cheer you on from behind."

Jelica: (Δ)〣

Chapter 739: Jellica's Disaster

I'm so hungry and don't want to move.

Jelica looked embarrassed.

But the current situation is no longer up to her.

Jerica forced herself to stand up with her weak body, drew out her sword which already had several holes in it, and protected Jon behind her: "Lord Jon, please stay away from here... Anyway, I will do my best to protect you."

As we all know, the wizard's body is very fragile. If a monster with thick skin and flesh gets close to him, he will be doomed.

Jellica didn't think too much about it and just thought that Jon was an academic magician who lacked practical experience.

Take a deep breath.

"I don't know if I can handle it." She was unsure but didn't show any fear on her face.

The few remaining magical powers she had activated caused a chill to emanate from Jelica's body.

Just as the girl was confronting him sternly with a sword in hand, a monster as big as a hill slowly approached.

From the outline, one can vaguely see a human figure, but the strange appearance of the three heads and four arms cannot be associated with a normal human being.

"Meat...meat...eat...eat..."

The monster still had a trace of human instinct, and was shouting incoherent words.

It simply ignored Jellica and focused all its attention on the ingredients.

"Don't think about it!"

Seeing this, Jellica shouted and slashed forward.

The crescent-shaped sword light swept across.

call out--

The monster was chopped and a layer of white frost visible to the naked eye formed.

The monster paused for only a second, then continued to approach as if nothing had happened.

"Too light? How about this move?"

Jellica frowned.

All the magic power was concentrated, and then a wave of light shot out from the tip of the sword.

Ice damage with a slowing effect.

In an instant, most of the monster's body was frozen, and it looked at Jellica angrily.

"Roar!"

He looked up to the sky and howled, and the frost shattered into pieces.

It finally set its main target on Jellica.

"Lord Jon, now is the time, run!"

Once the battle started, nothing could be taken care of. Jellica was worried that the aftermath would affect Jon's life, so she shouted hurriedly.

Jon was really obedient, like a rabbit, he took the bowl of noodles and retreated to the edge of the battlefield, "Jelica-chan, fight!"

Jelica: ???

Not only does he have no combat experience, but he also lacks common sense.

Forget it.

After all, this guy is my benefactor.

Even if she risked her life, she would not let this monster get close to Jon!

Fortunately, I had eaten a Snickers bar before.

With the help of chocolate, caramel, peanuts and nuts, Jellica regained some strength.

Her lavender eyes scanned the monster up and down, trying to find its fatal weakness. Perhaps because of the life-and-death situation, her mind worked faster than usual, and after a moment of observation, Jelica really saw some clues.

"There's something obviously unnatural where the three heads of that monster are connected. Yes, it's right there!" Jelica was certain in her heart, and she unconsciously increased the strength of her grip on the sword.

But she didn't dare to act rashly, and she kept comforting herself, "There is only one chance, and I must not miss it! Calm down, I must stay calm!"

But regardless of Jerica's little thoughts, the monster rushed over with a roar, and swung its four arms around, blowing down on her head like a windmill.

Jellica rolled to the side, avoiding the fatal blow.

He swung his sword back and slashed the monster on the back, leaving a shallow sword mark, but it didn't hurt.

The monster twisted into the air and kicked out.

Jellica had to step back again.

While retreating, she turned the sword sideways and quickly wiped the sword. The cold magic power spread out in the surroundings and condensed into a thin mist, which quickly covered the surrounding environment.

Visibility suddenly decreased, and the monster's vision was affected to a certain extent.

Jellica moved around the monster carefully like a tiptoeing cat.

She was not in a hurry to take action. Instead, she calmed down and made some slight noises from time to time to disrupt the monster's sight and hearing.

Finally, at a certain moment, a gleam of light flashed in Jelica's eyes, and she stabbed the sword in her hand into the monster's weak point at lightning speed like a rapidly flying arrow.

"I succeeded!" Jelica was extremely happy.

The devil blood exploded.

Jellica dropped her sword and stepped back, luckily not being affected.

When the fog cleared, the monster struggled and wailed in despair.

However, the magic power left on the sword froze it from the inside out, turning it into an ice sculpture.

"The outcome has been decided—" Jellica was very excited.

Speaking of which, this was her first time to defeat this half-human, half-ghost monster head-on.

Indeed, the purpose of a Paladin's existence is to protect others.

Jellica turned around excitedly and shouted to the distance: "Lord Jon, did you see it? I succeeded."

Just seeing the situation in the distance, the expression on her face quickly became dull.

Because Jellica saw Jon holding a big bowl and slurping noodles crazily.

It's a bit absurd, but that's not the point.

The point is, standing behind Jon was a monster that looked like a python!

"Be careful!" Jellica warned loudly and rushed towards Jon like crazy.

Jon turned around belatedly, his whole body frozen in place, unable to move.

In a desperate situation, Jelica burst out at the highest speed in her life, and the previous shackles quietly disappeared. At this critical moment, her strength had already become that of a formal paladin.

"Stay away from Lord Jon!"

Since she had no weapon, Jelica had to swing her fists in an unladylike manner.

But before her fist could hit the monster's face, Jon slightly turned his body, flicked his hand lightly, and the chopsticks instantly pierced the monster's throat.

Jelica, who was flying in the air, suddenly lost her strength and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Huh?" She raised her head with a dusty face, her mind full of questions like 'Who am I?' 'Where am I?' 'What happened?'

"Well done, Miss Jellica." Jon praised as if nothing had happened.

"You...what's...not right...eh?" Jellica was confused.

The object that was supposed to be protected turned out to be a being of extraordinary strength.

She felt as ridiculous as a little white rabbit clamoring to protect a lion.

Jellica's face turned blue and red.

I don't know if I'm ashamed or angry.

Jon: "Thank you for your hard work just now, but I think we can be more efficient next time when dealing with small fish like that. What do you think?"

Ah this...

Jelica didn't know what to say.

To be honest, she risked her life to kill that monster just now.

As long as you can win.

What's the point of talking about efficiency?

After calming down, Jelica gave Jon a bitter smile: "Please don't tease me again, Lord Jon."

What else is there to say at this point?

Even the dumbest person knows he's been fooled.

Jon was very innocent, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? Come on, let's have a bowl of noodles."

What normal person would kill a monster and then start eating noodles the next second!

Jerica wanted to refuse.

But at this moment, her stomach made a rumbling sound.

Helplessly, he could only blush and reply: "Then I'll trouble you, Lord Jon."

The food after a battle always tastes especially good~

Jellica ate a whole pot of noodles by herself.

In contrast, Jon only got one bowl.

But he didn't care.

After Jelica put down her bowl and chopsticks, she said calmly, "Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that when you were fighting that thing, a few drops of the devil's blood accidentally splashed into your mouth."

Jelica was slightly stunned, tilted her head, and said uncertainly: "No."

"No, no, no, they're very tiny drops of blood." Jon lied.

Changing the subject, "But don't worry, that dose of Demon Blood won't have any effect on your body."

Jelica was worried at first, but when she heard this, she immediately relaxed.

Lord Jon said yes, so be it.

However, Jon's next words made her heart clench again: "It's just that it's inevitable to cause some negative effects. I probably, possibly, should have diarrhea for a while."

Jelica: ...

Hey, you should have said this earlier!

If I had known I wouldn’t have eaten so much.

Jelica's face was filled with grief and indignation. Before she could say anything, a heart-wrenching feeling surged from her lower abdomen, rolling and cramping in pain that wouldn't subside.

Her face flushed and she said, "I'm going to go to the bathroom for a while."

After saying that, he ran away without saying anything else.

Jon chuckled.

The blood of the demon clan is fake.

But the medicine he put in the soup was real.

Of course, it is not a poison, nor is it a funny laxative. To be precise, it is a tonic that can eliminate impurities from the body and improve qi and blood.

It is similar to the marrow-cleansing spiritual object that appears in ordinary fantasy novels about cultivating immortals.

Isn't that a common scene? The useless protagonist gets the first wave of enhancements, and the impurities in his body are expelled, filling up three large basins...

Closer to home.