The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

When she pushed the door open, she found that there were quite a few people in the room, including Naruto, Sakura, Yamato, and Uchiha Sasuke who was killed by the Raikage.

and many more!

Sasuke Uchiha?

Tsunade's eyes narrowed.

Behind her, Kakashi even drew out his kunai, with a loyal look of "If the Hokage takes action, I will take action too".

Jon raised a finger to his lips and said, "Shh~ Keep your voice down, don't let anyone hear."

Tsunade pondered for a moment and silently unclenched her fists.

"What on earth is going on?" she asked, "Uchiha Sasuke should have been killed by the Raikage himself."

"That's right, Uchiha Sasuke is dead. This is Yusuke, the registered disciple I found outside." Jon patted Sasuke's shoulder, "Come, say hello to Grandma Tsunade."

Sasuke's face froze.

But feeling the weight on his shoulders, he reluctantly said, "Yo."

"Hey, you big head ghost, how can you be so rude to your elders?" Jon used his five fingers to change from patting to pinching.

Sasuke grimaced in pain, his cool image completely gone.

Tsunade pinched her brows and said, "The fewer people who know about this, the better, especially the Raikage."

Halfway through her words, she realized what was happening.

The feud between 'Uchiha Sasuke' and Raikage has been settled, and the person in front of her is 'Yusuke'!

Changing one's identity completely breaks away from the previous one.

Wonderful~

"Granny Tsunade, Yusuke has been wandering around, he's really pitiful, let him join Konoha!"

"Tsunade-sama, please."

Naruto and Sakura were afraid that Tsunade would frown and perform a craniotomy on Sasuke, so they pleaded hurriedly.

Tsunade turned her head and looked at Kakashi.

Kakashi thought for a moment and said, "No, there is no such precedent."

Feelings are feelings, principles are principles.

I, Konoha, have a deep love for the village.

Hearing this, Sasuke shrugged indifferently.

In fact, he hadn't thought about returning to Konoha at all.

From the beginning, his only goal was to kill Danzo.

That's it.

"Teacher Kakashi, what are you talking about? Sasuke. Oh no, Yusuke is our companion!"

"Kakashi-sensei, that's terrible."

Naruto and Sakura shouted.

Tsunade was overwhelmed by the noise and glared, "Silence!"

The Hokage's authority is still very effective.

Mingying shut her mouth obediently.

At this time, Sai, who always maintained a faint smile, said: "Hokage-sama, if I remember correctly, ronin ninjas who have made significant contributions to Konoha can join the ninja village."

Tsunade's expression changed slightly, and she nodded, "Indeed."

Naruto and Sakura looked at each other and saw the excitement that could not be concealed in each other's eyes.

significant contribution?

Is stopping the rebellion a major contribution?

Of course it counts!

In other words, Sasuke can return to Konoha openly!

Naruto and Sakura, the two lively guys, couldn't help but clap their hands to celebrate.

Sasuke pinched his brows and muttered quietly, "Idiot."

but

Something buried in my heart began to loosen quietly.

Tsunade was slightly moved and said, "Don't be happy too soon. Konoha has a strict inspection system for the rebels and ronin ninjas who join Konoha. If any signs of danger are found..."

She stared at Sasuke, "No matter who it is, I will show no mercy."

Sasuke's expression remained unchanged.

But Jon gave a thumbs up and said, "That's right, mother-in-law. That's right. We should follow the rules."

The words of Konoha's only honorary jonin still carry a certain weight in Tsunade's heart.

Ignoring Sasuke for now, she said in a deep voice, “Jon, what method did you use to defeat Uchiha Madara?

To be honest, after you left, Madara once again used that weird "space-time ninjutsu" to escape."

After a pause, she did not hide anything and said truthfully: "The Tsuchikage suspects that you and Madara are in the same group."

To a certain extent, what Mr. Ohnogi said is not bad at all.

But Jon could never admit this.

He said with a stern look, "Old Tsuchikage, you have lived for seventy-nine years in vain. How can he, he, he slander someone's innocence out of thin air!"

Everyone:.

No, can your acting be any more exaggerated?

Even a hot-blooded idiot like Naruto could tell that Jon was lying.

Jon didn't care either.

In the final analysis, ninjas have to speak with strength.

Whoever wants to doubt can doubt.

If you have the guts, just come to my door and see if I can prick you (referring to the transparent filament) and that’s it!

Seeing that Jon was unwilling to say more, Tsunade did not ask in detail. Perhaps because of Jiraiya, she had a much better sense of Jon than other "shadows" and was more willing to trust him.

With a light cough, Tsunade said: "Anyway, we have to return to Konoha tomorrow to gather people. After dealing with things here, there are still a lot of messes at home that need to be cleaned up."

She looked at Yamato, "Come to think of it, didn't I ask you to protect Naruto in secret? Why..."

Seeing that Tsunade finally paid attention to him, the speechless Yamato burst into tears, "Wuwuwuwu!"

Tsunade:? ? ?

Jon scratched his brow, "I mean no harm, I just want to calm him down a little."

As he spoke, he removed the restraints on Yamato.

The poor Tumu man rolled and crawled towards Tsunade.

Hokage-sama, you have to call the shots for me!

Tsunade dodged to the side.

Yamato jumped into Kakashi's arms at once.

"Senior." Yamato had tears in his eyes.

Kakashi blinked and pushed Yamato away calmly, his movements were so smooth.

Yamato: ╥﹏╥

He decided.

When he returns to Konoha, he will learn from Mr. Jiraiya and write his own autobiographical novel "The Life of Yamato Disliked by Others"

The presence of Sasuke in the returning team did cause quite a stir.

Especially Xiao Li, Tiantian and others, their faces were filled with disbelief.

Jon hooked his arm around Sasuke’s shoulders and said with a smile, “This is a poor unlucky kid I just picked up outside, Yusuke.

Come on, You-chan, turn into a girl and make everyone happy."

Listen, is this human language?

Three black lines appeared on Sasuke's forehead.

"Don't touch me." He deliberately put on an icy face, "Otherwise, I will be rude."

A middle school boy cannot be without a rebellious character, just as the West cannot be without Jerusalem.

It's obvious that Jon won't just stop.

Under the speechless gazes of everyone, he poked and prodded Sasuke back and forth at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

While poking, he said, "I touched you, I touched you again, what can you do?"

Sasuke:.

It's really a joke, how can there be such boring people in the world! ?

No.

You must never lose face when outsiders are present.

Sasuke urged the writing wheel.

Then, as expected, he was captured by Jon.

The cold and aloof personality was broken in an instant.

Erzhuzi wished he could bury his head in the ground.

but

That inexplicable gap disappeared.

Xiao Li and others laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward.

Not far away, Naruto and Sakura smiled kindly like aunties, just like parents who send their babies to kindergarten and see that their children can get along well with other children.

That's great, Sasuke~

Eyes twinkling.

The two of them turned their eyes to Jon at the same time.

This must be in your plan too.

Brother/Teacher Jon, you are so gentle.

The atmosphere eased a little.

Xiao Li and others started talking more and more.

The socially dead Sasuke looked at John with an almost pleading look, "Can you send me back to the 'Kamiu Space'? I'm a little worried about Karin and the others."

"No~" Jon smiled.

Sasuke twitched the corners of his mouth.

Ugh.

When will days like this end?

the other side.

"The guard team has made all preparations, Lady Tsunade, please give your instructions." The Konoha ninjas, led by Kakashi, knelt on one knee in front of Tsunade and buried their heads low.

Tsunade said angrily, "I don't doubt your strength, let alone your loyalty, but this incident must be taken seriously."

She took a deep breath, "Everyone, my life will be handed over to you."

"As ordered!"