The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

She is 35 years old, but she looks like she is 25. Her skin is very good.

No, no.

What am I thinking?

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I see, it must be because of the lines!

Lines like "Madam, you don't want Shota to be bullied at school, do you?" must contain some kind of universal truth, which makes people think wildly after hearing it.

This woman talks nicely, but I'm afraid she's going to suddenly create a spectacular scene where 600 billion detonating talismans explode at the same time, and put the truth of "art is explosion" into practice with practical actions!

Thinking of this, Jon's eyes sternly said, "You can't give me what I want, Ms. Nan, please go back."

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Ms. Nan?

Originally, Xiaonan had grasped the character of Ice Cube very well, but she was almost broken by Jon's words "Ms. Nan".

She curled her lips and suppressed her anger, "What did Jiraiya-sensei give you? I can give you double, or even triple!"

Do you think this is Landlord?

Double, triple.

Qiao En didn't want to get entangled with Xiao Nan any more, and said solemnly, "Don't be unreasonable. I am a true feminist. Even if you are a woman, I will still beat you up."

He first used two basic attacks to interrupt the spell, then used a powerful head-splitting attack to control the opponent, then he fired two punches with his left and right fists in succession, then swung up and threw the opponent to use a finishing move to shock everyone, and finally finished with a deliberate punch.

Jon was confident that he could perform this combo specifically for women within five seconds, allowing Xiaonan to experience the depth of the Vastaya culture.

Xiaonan was speechless.

Just then, Sasuke came over with the Kusanagi sword in his hand.

"Akatsuki?" he asked in a low voice.

Jon was a little surprised, "You know this too! Have you met before?"

"No." Sasuke rolled his Sharingan, "It was her aura that exposed her identity."

Now, this is called professionalism.

As expected of Master Sa, who was a disciple of Orochimaru and had spent some time in the Akatsuki organization, his vigilance is truly not to be underestimated.

Jon hooked his arm around Sasuke's shoulders and said, "Don't worry. If we really start fighting, it will only take five seconds for me to make her type GG on the public screen and she will never dare to come to Konoha again."

Xiaonan:.

Although I didn't understand what that guy said, I knew it was definitely not something good!

Seeing that Jon was not going to pay attention to him, Xiaonan took a deep breath and did not force it, and changed the topic: "Then, can you let me meet Teacher Jiraiya?"

Jon blinked and said, "I don't have the final say on this matter. It depends on what Uncle Ziyelai thinks."

Xiaonan nodded, "Then I'll wait here. I'll leave when he's willing to see me."

Sasuke:? ? ?

No.

If you want to see Jiraiya, go by yourself. Why are you staying in my Uchiha clan’s territory?

Jon made an OK gesture.

He clapped his hands and called Naruto over, "Go, find Uncle Jiraiya and tell him that an old friend from Rain Village is here to visit him."

"Old friend from Rain Village" Naruto thought about it again and again, but still couldn't figure out the relationship between the beautiful sister in front of him and his master.

Xiaonan's heart moved slightly, and he interrupted, "I didn't come here to visit, but to apologize."

Apologize?

Naruto was even more confused.

However, he also knew that he was just an errand boy, so he patted his chest and accepted the task, and left the Uchiha clan's territory in a few flashes.

Looking at the receding figure, Xiaonan said with emotion: "As the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, he gives people such a warm feeling, like the sun. It's really rare."

Naruto is in his eyes, but Yahiko is on his mind.

Xiaonan's eyes softened unconsciously.

Overhearing what Konan said, Sasuke inexplicably put on a proud face. If you don't know, you would think that he raised Naruto by himself.

Being idle is also idle.

Jon took the initiative to invite Xiaonan to join the "cleaning army".

Xiaonan is numb.

I am one of the founders of Akatsuki and a serious cold-blooded female killer.

You want me to do housework?

Sasuke was also numb.

Whoever owns the property will feel sorry for it!

Jon Joestar, what on earth do you want to do?

Unexpectedly, after thinking for a moment, Xiaonan actually lowered himself and controlled dozens of paper clones to start cleaning.

Xiao Li and others met it.

They were all confused.

Who is this beautiful sister?

Jon took the opportunity to explain: "Don't be afraid, she's not a bad person, and she won't just use explosive talismans to blow things up casually."

Reverse interpretation is also an interpretation.

Xiao Li and others suddenly became nervous.

Konan looked at John who had a smirk on his face, then looked at the Konoha ninjas in front of him who were vigilant, and directly launched a fatal attack.

She said expressionlessly: "I am the woman who was rejected by that guy."

The wind blows.

The scene was silent.

Jon was slightly stunned and opened his eyes slightly.

I didn't expect that beneath your cold appearance you actually have a devilish side.

You are worthy of it, Ms. Nan!

Xiaonan raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

You really think I won't fight back?

The weird atmosphere lasted for more than ten minutes, and Jiraiya and Naruto finally arrived.

Seeing that familiar head of white hair, Xiaonan's good mood quickly fell to the bottom.

"Teacher Jiraiya" she lowered her head and her voice was as soft as a mosquito.

Jiraiya was confused.

He stared at Xiaonan's face and said in disbelief: "Are you Xiaonan?"

Konan nodded.

"It's really you!" Jiraiya was excited at first, but then he quickly became alert, "Konan, let me ask you, where are Nagato and Yahiko?"

I'm not stupid either.

It can even be said to be very smart.

After luckily escaping death in the Rain Village, he has been secretly investigating the connection between the 'Six Paths of Pain' and the three disciples of the Rain Country.

Who would have thought that before he could find any results from his investigation, Xiaonan actually came to him on his own initiative.

Xiaonan's lips moved.

On the side, Jon pinched his brows and said helplessly: "Are you planning to apologize here?"

Konan reacted and looked at the owner of this place, the second young master Zuo who inherited the Uchiha family's millions.

For Jon's sake, Sasuke coldly extended his hand and invited, "Come with me."

Turn around and around.

Everyone came to an auditorium that had obviously been cleaned.

It is worth mentioning that Naruto also followed Jiraiya and came over happily.

"Konan, answer me seriously, where are Nagato and Yahiko?" Jiraiya couldn't help but ask as soon as he came in.

She wanted to speak several times, but when the words came to her lips, she didn't know where to start. Xiaonan subconsciously grasped the corner of her clothes, just like the ignorant girl in the frog costume decades ago.

Naruto scratched his face and asked quietly, "Brother Jon, what is going on? Who is this woman?"

Jon raised a finger to his lips and said, "Shh, don't talk, just eat the melon quietly."

"Eat melon? Where are the melons here?" Naruto tilted his head quite honestly.

At this time, Sasuke said unhappily: "He means for you to shut up and stop talking!"

"Oh."

If it were normal times, Naruto would have to argue with Sasuke for a while before he would give up.

But now his master and the blue-haired woman are in an unclear relationship. For the sake of Tsunade's happy life in the second half of her life, he decided to endure it for now and wait and see.

The atmosphere was a little dull.

Seeing that Konan didn't say anything, Jiraiya sighed and said directly: "Nagato is 'Pein', 'Pein' is Nagato, right?"

Hearing this, Xiaonan shuddered and shook a few times as if he had been electrocuted.

Meeting Jiraiya's extremely complicated gaze, she admitted, "Yes."

Jiraiya's tone sank, "Nagato controls the corpse puppets through the Samsara Eye, and the black stick is the chakra receiver."

"Yes." Xiaonan nodded woodenly.

Jiraiya's speech speed unconsciously increased a bit, "Yahiko is 'Heaven's Way'!"

"Correct."

"Yahiko is dead?"

"Ah."

"Who killed him!"

"Hanzo of the Salamander and the ANBU ninja of Konoha."

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"So, Nagato wants to avenge Yahiko and destroy the ninja world."

"You can say that."

"Why don't you stop him!"

"Why should I stop it?"

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There was another suffocating silence.

All his speculations became facts, and Jiraiya definitely did not feel good.

Konan sighed and took the initiative to say, "Teacher Jiraiya, I want to apologize to you on behalf of Nagato and myself."

After she finished speaking, she bowed.

Straightening up, Xiaonan continued, "Of course, we won't ask for your forgiveness. After all, we didn't pretend to want to kill you that day in the Rain Village."

Jiraiya clenched his fist suddenly, then quietly loosened it, and said: "You must have suffered a lot over the years. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you."