The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Suddenly, classmate Little D spoke in his mind, unwilling to be lonely.

[Partner, we've rested enough, let's go on an adventure! ]

"Plunder" is the core.

"Stealing" is the essence.

If I don't stir up trouble, I'm going to die!

Jon said unhappily, "Why are you in such a hurry? You've been busy for so long, can't I just enjoy myself? Keep playing the music, and keep dancing."

As Qiao's exclusive substitute, Little D was very considerate and did not complain about the old jokes that only he and the original knew. He said in a serious tone: "Qiong, you are destined to become a god among the heavens. How can you be greedy for the pleasure of bed!"

What the hell?

Is lying flat the same as indulging in sexual pleasure?

I can't pretend I didn't hear this!

Jon's eyes shone, "Humph, pure-hearted playboys like me who only do good things and don't leave any offspring are almost extinct now!"

There was a pause.

He stroked his smooth chin and said, "How about... going to visit the horse girl's world as planned? To be honest, I really want to have eleven foals with Yamato Akagi."

【.? ! 】

I understand.

You are a very ambitious person.

After a long silence, Jon waved his hand and said, "Okay, I was just kidding."

[I knew that you, my partner, are not that kind of person.] Student D seemed relieved.

Then, Jon changed his words and said, "Eleven horses is too much. Three or four horses will be enough."

【? ? ? 】

Today I had an argument with my stand-in.

Jon wins.

Total score: 777:777

Closer to home.

In fact, Jon didn't want to lie at home all the time.

But the 'Train of Love' that shuttles through the heavens and myriad worlds has not received any feedback, and the promised 'Ninja World War' has not yet begun. Why not lie down?

Do you really have to rely on your ability to be a slut everywhere?

Do not make jokes.

As a "perfect ultimate creature", he normally wouldn't have those worldly desires at all.

In short, he is a very Buddhist man.

Because it's too boring.

Jon lay flat and observed the situations in various worlds through fixed coordinates.

'One Piece World': The disputes are still going on, and the clone is stationed in the Sabaody Archipelago, firmly establishing the character of the 'Fifth Emperor'. There is nothing much to say.

'Demon Slayer': The evil demons are destroyed, and the Demon Slayer Corps live a relatively peaceful life. The tragedy is also reversed by the power of fate. It is a cause for celebration.

'Naruto World': It is thriving, all major ninja villages are actively preparing for war, and Konoha without Danzo has achieved unprecedented unity, which is not bad.

'SBR World': Jello continues his legend as a tournament champion, and Johnny meets the woman destined for him. They respect him, bless him, and have three children.

'One Punch World': Buildings collapsed, ruins everywhere. A huge spaceship floated in the sky, enough to cover the entire city. There were panicked civilians everywhere, and hysterical shouts filled the ears. Well, the style remains the same~

Jon dismissed the images with ease.

Reaction in a few seconds.

He blinked.

Eh?

Something seems wrong.

Hero Association, operations meeting room.

"Activate the emergency power system."

A cold reminder sound rang in everyone's ears.

Kawaki, the head of the Hero Association, was horrified. "What on earth just happened? What happened in the outside world?"

On the side, a staff member trembled and said, "I don't know. We have completely lost contact with the outside world."

"Tsk." Kawaki gritted his teeth.

Turn around and operate the combat system.

I didn't expect that as soon as I turned on the computer, I would be filled with red light - the system was damaged and obviously could no longer be used!

However, the monitoring function is still in normal condition.

Looking out through the camera, he actually discovered that there was a huge spaceship hanging above his head, which was large enough to cover the entire city!

Alien invasion! ?

Kawaki shuddered.

At this time, the S-class heroes who were invited to the conference room also saw the situation outside through the display screen.

Look at each other.

They walked out silently.

Kawaki came back to his senses.

Relaxed a little.

Coincidentally.

Today the association convened all S-class heroes, originally intending to discuss Lord Shibabawa's prophecy of doom, but they did not expect to encounter something like this.

'Devil's Transformer', 'Sexy Prisoner', 'Vested Man', 'Metal Baseball Bat'.

In addition to the mysterious 'Blast', there is also 'Metal Knight', and the missing 'Skywalker'. At this moment, the Hero Association has gathered the highest combat power of the entire association!

Dealing with alien invasions shouldn't be a problem, right?

Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth, feeling very unsure.

outside world.

Smoke was everywhere.

Melzagardo, one of the fighters of the 'Universe Dark Matter Pirates', flapped his wings and slowly fell from the sky.

With a single move of his hand, he cut an unfortunate civilian in half.

Then, he talked to himself.

"Such a weak creature, like a bug."

"Yeah, I think so too."

"Yes."

“It was so easy.”

"Correct."

Melzagardo has five heads and five personalities at the same time, and his combat power is amazing. According to the disaster assessment standards of the Hero Association, he is rated as "Dragon" level.

Such a killing machine is tantamount to doomsday for ordinary humans!

Meru Gajarudo killed at will.

Every time he takes action, a life will be lost.

From the beginning of the street to the end of the street.

This brutal alien finally met his match—the S-class heroes from the Hero Association.

Silver Fang Bang put his hands behind his back, narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at the bloody hand axe of Meruzagarudo for a while, "It looks like an enemy."

"Ah."

'Atomic Samurai' nodded and looked around for his three apprentices.

By the way, where did they go to 'Iai-an'?

They should be waiting for me outside the Hero Association.

'Sexy Prisoner' and 'Metal Baseball Bat' were more direct. Without saying a word, they picked up their fists and baseball bats and rushed towards Meluzagarudo.

Meruzagarudo sneered.

Fight with two S-class heroes.

The more he was beaten, the bigger the smile on his face became.

"I didn't expect that there are creatures on this planet that can fight me. I'm so happy."

"That's it."

“I think so.”

"Kill them quickly."

"Let's do it this way."

Facing the joint siege of two S-class heroes, Melzagardo seemed to be at ease.

'Atomic Samurai' pursed his lips and gently placed his hand on the sword at his waist.

next second.

Swish.

A cold light appears!

The complacent and brutal alien was chopped into hundreds of regular pieces of meat by him!

Atomic Samurai Iai put away his sword and curled his lips, "What? It turns out it's just this."

"you"

Meruzagarudo spoke with difficulty.

The pieces of meat twisted.

In full view of everyone, he actually split himself into five identical clones.

'Atomic Samurai' became interesting.

Such an opponent can barely serve as his whetstone.

The tide of battle reversed.

Four versus five!

The S-level heroes had different expressions.

At this moment, an invisible door appeared.

It is located right between the heroes and Meluzagarudorudo.

Jon, dressed in casual clothes, walked out of the 'portal'.

The wind blows.

The scene became inexplicably quiet.

"Hey, you're all here, Uncle Bang and Uncle Atomic Samurai, long time no see." John greeted them enthusiastically.

"Brother Jon?"

"You Skywalker?!"

The memory of having their skills stolen from them was still lingering in their minds, and Bang and "Atomic Samurai" spoke at the same time.