The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

One is Saitama.

The other one is the legal loli tornado.

Seeing that John defeated the alien monster with just one move, Tornado was so surprised that she was speechless.

good.

So strong!

She couldn't help swallowing.

At this moment, the spacecraft lost control and began to fall.

boom!

Explosions were everywhere.

Tornado came back to his senses and his eyes narrowed.

"Don't underestimate me!"

Can’t beat the monsters, and can’t support the spaceship?

What a joke.

I am the second S-class hero, Tornado of Terrification!

Under the influence of super powers, the falling speed of the spaceship of the 'Cosmic Dark Matter Pirates' slowed down.

However, with Tornado's current ability, she is still unable to completely lift this space battleship.

Once it falls completely, I'm afraid the entire City A will be destroyed!

"Damn it!"

Tornado gritted her teeth.

When Jon saw this, he flew directly to the bottom of the space battleship.

Use both arms to push upward.

now.

I am the god on earth!

I don’t know if other people can get this joke, but Mr. Qiao is having a great time with it.

The Hero Association, which had been paying attention to the situation in the sky, suddenly burst into thunderous cheers.

hero.

The hero has arrived!

'Skywalker' saved us, saved this city!

the next day.

City Z, uninhabited quarantine area.

"That guy stole the show, that's great."

Watching the news scrolling on the TV, Saitama scratched his face with envy.

Not far away, Genos, who was wearing an apron and doing housework, said indignantly: "Teacher, if it were you, you would definitely be able to do it."

"Well, who knows."

Saitama briefly thought about what happened yesterday.

Emmmmm

Energy waves of that level (Star Collapse Roaring Cannon) are really nothing.

But having said that, that guy named Jon is really strong.

With just one strike, the monster's boss was killed.

Saitama crossed his arms and his eyes became slightly more serious.

If I issue a challenge formally, will the other party give me some face?

Just thinking about it.

Suddenly, the home phone rang.

Genos wiped his hands on his apron and answered the phone in an orderly manner. "This is the Saitama family. May I ask who you are? What? You're asking me? I'm Genos, the 17th S-class hero, the 'Devil Cyborg'."

The Hero Association staff on the other end of the phone was a little confused.

Eh?

He was clearly typing the number of the 52nd C-class hero, the Bald Cape Man.

Genos' tone remained unchanged as he asked, "So, what do you want?"

The person on the other end of the phone did not dare to neglect, "It's like this, Mr. Genos, in order to deal with the aftermath of the 'alien invasion incident', the association is now calling on all C-class heroes to go to their respective cities to maintain law and order.

Of course, there will be compensation, and it will be counted towards the hero activity record.”

"Got it. I'll tell Mr. Saitama."

After saying that, Genos hung up the phone.

Saitama asked curiously, "Genos, who is looking for me?"

"Teacher, it's a call from the Hero Association, and they want you to go to the streets to maintain order. In short, take time to patrol and prevent vicious incidents from happening." Genos said respectfully.

"Oh."

Saitama had a dull expression.

However, it's better to go out for a walk than to sit at home doing nothing.

So he changed into his homemade hero costume, put on red gloves, and waved to Genos, "I'm going to go out for a walk, you stay at home."

Genos bent down at the entrance like a young wife and said, "I wish you a safe journey."

Come outside.

Saitama walked slowly towards the residential area.

Along the way, he knocked to death three weirdos wandering in the uninhabited quarantine area.

I don’t know why, but there are far more weirdos in City Z than in other cities.

There are also more weirdos in the uninhabited quarantine areas than in the residential areas.

Every time Saitama goes out for a walk or to buy groceries, he encounters three to five weirdos.

of course.

There is no need to elaborate on the fate of those weirdos.

What should be turned into meat paste becomes meat paste, and what should be turned into powder becomes powder.

Everyone has a bright future~

After jumping out of the seven or eight meter high barbed wire, Saitama finally arrived at the residential area where normal people gathered.

See him.

Passersby A, B, C, and D did not show any surprise.

If someone wears strange clothes on the street, he is either a pervert or a professional hero.

Is there anything strange about it?

Saitama scratched his bald head and muttered, "Patrol. Oh, it seems that we have finished eating the radishes at home, so let's go patrol the supermarket."

Fighting monsters is a hobby.

Grocery shopping is life.

The Buddhist bald devil actively blends into the crowd, like an inconspicuous drop of water in the ocean.

When passing by an electronics store, Saitama saw a silver-haired young man.

The young man stared at the TV in the window, his body shaking.

seemingly

Very angry?

Saitama hesitated for a second.

Finally, he stepped forward and asked, "Um, are you okay?"

The silver-haired young man turned his head, his face showing a defiant look, "Who are you?"

Without waiting for Saitama to reply.

He suddenly spat on the ground, "Hmph, boring hero."

Saitama blinked, not knowing what to say.

Seeing Saitama's stupid look, the young man didn't want to continue talking nonsense, so he put his hands in his pockets and left the place on his own.

Looking at the other person's receding back, Saitama scratched his face and muttered quietly, "Hero, are you bored?"

Unexpectedly, the young man's hearing was extremely developed.

He turned his head and raised his face, "Of course, being a hero is the most boring thing!"

Saitama was silent for a while, then said calmly, "So what do you think is not boring? Or, how can you make your heart less empty?"

I'm not sleepy anymore when it comes to this.

The silver-haired young man chuckled: "Of course I will become a monster! Sooner or later I will become the strongest monster and defeat all the false heroes."

As he said that, he pointed to the window of the electronics store, "That guy too, that bastard Skywalker!"

Being a weirdo.

Fight a hero?

Young man, your idea is very dangerous.

Saitama looked at the silver-haired young man and shook his head, "In my opinion, you are very different from that guy... oh, 'Skywalker'."

and many more.

I can't pretend I didn't hear this.

The silver-haired young man approached Saitama and said word by word: "What did you say? Say it again!"

"I said, you are far from Skywalker." Saitama repeated his words honestly.

The veins on the young man's forehead throbbed.

But I think of that tall figure holding up the spacecraft single-handedly.

He had to admit it again.

In the eyes of Skywalker, he is just an insignificant little character.

hateful.

hateful!

The young man's aura became more and more violent.

But Saitama was not affected at all. He patted the young man on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, don't be a monster. If you become a monster, you will be killed by the hero."

Heroes kill monsters.

Ah.

What a justifiable arrogance.

The young man slapped the hand on his shoulder and said, "No matter if it takes ten or twenty years, sooner or later I will destroy all heroes and completely overthrow the Hero Association!"

Saitama looked at him, "Are you serious?"

The young man patted his chest and said, "Master Hungry Wolf always keeps his word!"

Saitama looked around and asked again, "Well, it's better not to make such jokes. You will be caught and treated as a dangerous person."

The young man, also known as the hungry wolf, said with great disdain: "Catch him? Who will catch me? Just you!"