The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

"The ultimate life form, a warrior of the Absolut clan!"

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"I see, you are not going to cooperate with our work."

"I'm very cooperative. I'll answer whatever you ask."

"Look over there, that thing is a lie detector. Do you see the bright light flashing on it? Humph, you are not an ultimate life form, a warrior of the Absolut clan."

"Now that you've discovered me, there's nothing I can do. As you can see, I'm not some ultimate life form, nor am I a warrior of the Absolut clan. I'm the beacon of all living things, the gate of all gates, John Joestar."

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"Look, it's not lit, which is enough to prove that what I said is true."

"Okay, Mr. Joestar, no matter who you are, it is an indisputable fact that you destroyed the sacred timeline guarded by the Time Management Bureau. According to the rules, you must accept the trial of the "court" and then be completely erased."

"I do not."

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"I said, I don't."

"Jon Joestar, this is not your personal wish"

“I’m here to solve problems, not to be solved as a problem.”

The words are not speculative.

Jon stood up.

The agents in the interrogation room suddenly became extremely nervous.

Looking around, Jon's mouth corners slightly raised.

next second.

A tall and thin black shadow flew out from behind him.

In an instant, hundreds of transparent filaments trapped the agents like dumplings.

"Sorry, your laws don't apply to me." Jon said lightly.

As he spoke, he untied the collar around his neck and threw it away like trash.

"Tell your manager to come over and tell him I want to have a good talk with him."

When the prisoners became so arrogant, Jon was a first in the Time Management Bureau.

He didn't run or make a fuss.

Just sit there quietly.

Not long after, a man in a suit came to the interrogation room surrounded by detectives.

"Hello, Mr. Joestar. I'm the director of the Time Variance Administration. You can call me Mr. 'Alternate'."

Mr. Alternate looks very ordinary, just like an ordinary middle-level office worker.

Jon took the initiative and extended his hand, "Hello."

Mr. Alternate hesitated for a moment, but still shook hands with that person.

The atmosphere eased somewhat.

The director of the Time Management Bureau took the opportunity to say, "I'm here now, so you can let those innocent agents go."

Jon naturally agreed.

Sensing the main body's thoughts, Little D retracted the transparent filaments, and those agents who were tied up like dumplings were suddenly pardoned.

Mr. Alternate waved his hand. "Okay, now it's time for Mr. Joestar and I to have a private conversation. You guys have nothing to do here."

"But Chief." The white agent who was in charge of interrogating Jon wanted to say something.

But when he met the gaze of his top boss, he decisively swallowed the rest of his words.

The agents left the scene in an orderly manner.

Soon, Jon and Mr. Alternate were the only ones left in the interrogation room.

Jon took the initiative to speak: "Before we start this conversation, I would like to know what the 'sacred timeline' is."

Mr. 'Alternate' was slightly stunned.

However, he still said truthfully: “You should know that parallel universes exist. Although they are rare, some people have discovered parallel universes.

So they began to attack and kill each other.

A long time ago, a powerful being forcibly ended the war between the multiverses.

In order to prevent the war from re-igniting, he isolated the timeline of his own universe, used it as a template, and defined it as the 'Sacred Timeline'.

The Time Variance Administration was created to monitor the status of the entire multiverse, to ensure that each parallel universe develops according to the divine timeline model, and to prevent the emergence of new branches that are completely different from the divine timeline from the birth of the universe to the end of time. "

As he spoke, he sighed.

"Everything was fine until you showed up."

Jon: ┐(｀)┌

He coughed lightly and decided to apologize first, "I didn't expect that I would cause so much trouble on a whim."

"Chaos?" Mr. Alternation couldn't help but smile bitterly, "What you have caused is not just chaos, the entire sacred timeline is about to collapse."

Ah this

Jon couldn't help but laugh, "It's not that serious."

Mr. Alternate didn't waste any time and used the high-tech device in his hand, which was like a tablet, to create countless projections in the interrogation room.

For an instant.

Different images flashed rapidly before Jon's eyes.

Stars rise and set, all things are born and die.

Most of those parallel worlds have fallen into silence.

The rest are either struggling or on the way to struggling.

Jon was numb.

It shouldn't be.

Logically speaking, it was just an Infinity Stone that was shattered.

Isn't that thing in the Time Mutation Administration no different from the raindrop stones in the fish tank?

how so!

Mr. 'Alternate' secretly observed Jon's expression and felt relieved.

this reaction

Ok.

He shouldn't be a villain like the ultimate evil or the shadow of all things.

Jon was puzzled.

At this time, Mr. Alternate gave the answer, "You must be thinking that with the strength of the dimensional barrier, the shattering of the Infinity Stones of a single universe will not blow through the entire sacred timeline.

That's true in theory.

The multiverse has opened up, and the most we can do is spend some time sorting it out and correcting it.

But have you ever thought that the shattering of the Space Stone was just a spark, and the real explosive came from someone else."

At this point, Jon reacted, "You mean—me?"

"That's right, Mr. Joestar. You are the reason for the collapse of the sacred timeline."

Mr. Alternate spread his hands. "Although I don't want to admit it, you have a power that we don't understand at all. It is this power that interferes with the normal repair of the sacred timeline."

What is it that you don’t understand?

A substitute!

To be precise, it should be the abstract concepts such as time, space, destiny, and faith that student D has mastered.

Jon couldn't help but communicate with his stand-in in the team voice: "What's going on? Are you trying to seize the authority of all multiverses?"

[You can eat whatever you want, but you can’t say whatever you want. Without your permission, how dare I act rashly? ]

"Of course I know we are good brothers, but if it weren't for you, how could the sacred timeline on their side collapse."

[Is there a possibility that your current status and power can already passively interfere with these things? Peter Quill happened to be inextricably linked to you, so he shattered the 'Infinity Stones', and the cause and effect still fell on you.]

"Well, it's possible."

[So the ultimate culprit is still you, John Joestar. Can I call you the ultimate killer from now on? ]

[If you ask me, watching Thanos is just for fun. If the universe is to be relieved of its burden, you have to be the one! ]

It all made sense.

The chaos in the timeline is not a big deal. As long as the agents of the Time Variance Administration take action, the crisis in the multiverse will be resolved in no time.

The bad thing is that it was Peter Quill who opened up the multiverse.

And Peter Quill was sent to another universe by Jon himself.

rounding.

John destroyed many parallel universes without knowing it.

If karma could manifest, he would be red and purple by now.

wrong.

It's bright red.

You must admit when you are wrong, and you must stand upright when you are beaten.

Although Jon considers himself not to be a good person and has done a lot of cheating and deceiving, even so, he is unwilling to let countless lives in the universe suffer.

Staring at Mr. 'Alternate', he asked, "Is there any way to remedy this?"

"What's the remedy?" Mr. Alternate hesitated.

"If you have something to say, just say it." When Jon saw this reaction, he felt more at ease.

Alternate said in a deep voice: "To be honest, there is a way to remedy this problem! But Mr. Joestar, are you sure you want to use this method to save the Holy Timeline?"

"You tell me first, and then I'll consider whether to do it or not." Jon's expression remained unchanged.

Hearing this, Mr. Alternate spoke very straightforwardly, "You are the main reason for the collapse of the timeline. In this case, we just need to eliminate the source."

"Wait, what do you mean?"

Halfway through, Jon reacted.

My goodness, are you advising me, Qiao, to commit suicide?

Mr. Alternation didn't know if he really didn't understand or was pretending to be confused. He spread his hands and said, "As long as we correct the chaos at the source, when the river of time extends to the moment when the Space Gem is shattered, all abnormalities will disappear."

Jon thought for a few seconds and let out a long breath.

He got it.

Mr. 'Alternate' meant that he, an outsider, could directly become a native of the Marvel Universe.

in other words

Updated version of the Sacred Timeline.

From 1.0 version without Jon to 2.0 version with Jon.

Honestly, this arrangement is perfect for Jon.

Because even without the 'Time Stone', he can still speed up time (made in heaven!), and perhaps in just a few blinks of an eye, he can return to the node where the sacred timeline collapsed.

Certain in my heart.

Jon said to Mr. Alternate: "I will try my best to make up for my mistakes."

Mr. Alternate was very happy and shook hands with Jon in a friendly manner. “From the beginning, I knew that our communication would definitely have a good result.”