The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

I thought I was already a big asshole, but I didn't expect that there were people in this world who were even more of an asshole than me.

Aren't soldier boys supposed to be selfless and heroic?

Why does it feel like... this guy is no different from the homeless people you see everywhere on the streets?

However, after seeing with their own eyes how the soldier boy beat a burly and powerful Russian into a meat pie, the people of their homeland decisively swallowed their words back in their throats.

This guy is not someone you'll need to deal with easily. If you're not sure of winning, you'd better not be rude.

"Come on, you bunch of cowards! Is this all you can do?"

"suck my D1ck!"

"I want to repay all the anger I've felt over the years all at once!"

As the fight went on, the soldier boy became blood-thirsty.

When the people of the motherland saw that fierce expression, they couldn't help but shudder.

Swallowing his saliva quietly, he bravely said, "Soldier boy, although I don't know what happened to you, this is not a place to stay for long. If you have anything to say, let's go out and talk about it!"

The words of the motherland calmed the soldier boy down a little.

After thinking it over again and again, he nodded and agreed with what his fellow countryman said.

"You're right, little weakling. This account will have to be settled sooner or later... but not today."

With a clear goal, the movements of the Homelander and the Soldier Boy became much more efficient. They no longer fought with the guards here, but focused on breaking through.

One old and one new, two generations of superheroes joined forces, and Homelander and Soldier Boy quickly broke out of the military base.

After completely escaping from the pursuit, the soldier boy opened his arms excitedly and couldn't help but let out a long roar to the sky.

After many years, he finally grasped freedom in his hands again!

On the side, the expressions of the people from our motherland were somewhat complicated.

After a moment's silence, he said, "What's going on? I read in a book..."

"What did you see? I have already died for my country, right?"

The soldier boy couldn't help but sneer, "That was a conspiracy by the American government and Vought Corporation. Of course, there was also shameful betrayal!"

Homelander was stunned for a moment, then asked, "Vought Company?"

Meeting the gaze of his countrymen, the soldier boy curled his lips and said, "Don't always ask me questions, kid, you haven't told me your own origins yet."

Hearing this, Homelander did not hide anything and spoke truthfully, "I am Homelander, the captain of the Super Hero Seven."

'Superhero Seven'?

The soldier boy frowned and said, "So you are from Vought Company."

"I am indeed an employee of Vought Company." Homelander nodded slightly.

The soldier boy walked towards the Homelander with a blank expression. "So, just as I guessed, you came here to kill me and silence me."

"Wait! You must have misunderstood." Having seen the power of the soldier boy, how could the people of Homeland easily fight with this madman.

He coughed lightly. "I swear to God, I didn't know you were trapped in that base. In fact, I came here to look for my son."

"Your son?" The soldier boy was confused.

Homelander sighed, “Something happened before, and my son was kidnapped by a group of unknown gangsters.

Through someone else, he asserted that my son was here.”

"You've been deceived, idiot! The person you asked for help was obviously deceiving you. Your son is not here."

The soldier boy smirked, "Only your old man!"

Although being taken advantage of makes people feel a little unhappy, the Chinese have suffered a lot of setbacks before and will not act rashly again (mainly because they cannot win).

His eyelids twitched a few times, but he said nothing.

At this moment, the soldier boy put his hand on the motherland's shoulder without saying a word.

Homelander suddenly became very nervous, "What...what are you going to do?"

"Easy, Soldierboy, I just want to ask you a favor. You have the ability to fly, right? Can it last?"

Although his countrymen were indeed not durable, how could he admit it in front of outsiders? He straightened his chest, shook his golden hair, and said proudly: "Of course."

The soldier boy smiled and said, "In that case, please help me return to the United States. I have some accounts to settle with some people on the other side of the ocean."

Homelander swallowed, "Help you return to the United States? You mean...smuggling?"

"What are you thinking? I'm a soldier boy, a hero across America! How can I be considered sneaking back to my hometown?"

As he spoke, the soldier boy increased the strength of his hand a little bit, "I know you will definitely help me with this, right?"

The Homelander only felt his body stiffen, but soon returned to normal.

"It's a small thing to help you get back to America. But what are you going to do when you get back? The world is crazy right now."

Afraid that the soldier boy might not understand, he deliberately explained the current situation.

When the soldier boy heard the words "aliens", "mass hypnosis", "black robe organization", his expression suddenly became interesting.

Finally, he murmured quietly in a voice that only he could use, "I have missed a lot over the years."

After calming down, he smiled again, "Those things have nothing to do with me. I just want to go back and chat with some of my old friends and exchange feelings."

Changing the subject, "By the way, Black, Scarlet Witch, and the Dynamite Twins are still alive, right?"

The others were fine, just some old heroes who had long been relegated to the fifth tier.

But the black...

Homelander suddenly became nervous, "Do you know Xuanse?"

The soldier boy asked back, "From your tone, you also know Xuanse?"

Homelander frowned and said, "Of course! Xuanse is a member of the Seven Super Heroes, and he is also a senior who has watched me grow up since I was a child!"

Soldier Boy fell silent.

After a long while, he managed a creepy smile, "Speaking of which, that guy's ability to recover is indeed different from that of an ordinary person... Don't be nervous, he and I are old acquaintances, and we have a serious relationship."

Why does this adjective sound so strange to me?

The people of the motherland thought that the soldier boy had been detained for so long that his language function had deteriorated. Although they felt it was strange, they did not take it to heart.

After talking for a long time, the countryman still didn't give in. The soldier boy became a little impatient, "Hey, little rubbish, do you agree or not? If not, I'm going to do it myself!"

Hearing the word "action", the motherland's expression suddenly became nervous.

The soldier boy laughed when he saw this, "Don't be nervous. Although I'm a jerk, I know right from wrong. You let me out there just now, so I owe you a favor.

If you need any help in the future, just ask. I promise to help you out.”

Oh?

This is quite attractive.

I have seen the fighting power of soldier boys.

The ghostly idea suddenly came to his mind, and Homelander said, "It's not impossible to help you return to America, but in exchange, you have to promise to help me find my son Ryan."

"Ryan, right? Okay, I agree!" The soldier boy nodded without thinking.

"It's Ryan... Never mind, it's nothing." Homelander waved his hand, giving up the idea of ​​correcting him.

As he spoke, he put his arm around the soldier boy's waist and said, "Don't move. If you fall, it will be no joke."

The soldier boy felt a little awkward and couldn't help muttering, "I've hugged so many women, but I never thought that one day I would be hugged by a man..."

He took a deep breath, "Okay, I'm totally ready, but you have to go faster. Don't worry about me, my body can handle it."

Homelander nodded.

Then, the two of them turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the sky in an instant.

Things are wrong.

After being imprisoned in the underground laboratory for so many years, the soldier boy no longer recognizes the America before him.

Sitting in a reserved cafe, he looked at the cars and pedestrians on the street and shook his head slightly.

Just thinking wildly.

The people from our motherland returned with large and small bags.

"This is the mobile phone I bought for you, and some daily necessities."

"Cell phone? Oh - you mean a big brother? I'm familiar with this thing." The soldier boy suddenly realized and showed a rough smile.

Homelander shrugged and sat down opposite the soldier boy. "There are still many differences between smart phones and mobile phones. The biggest difference between the two is that mobile phones can access the Internet.

Do you know what the Internet is? It’s something that connects people all over the world.”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and opened the Twitter homepage. "Look, this is the Internet."

Soldier Boy looked at it for a while and asked, "3500 million fans? What does fans mean?"

"Fans are the people who support you, which means that 3500 million people support me. That's why I am the leader of the seven superheroes, the one and only Homelander!" Homelander was very proud.

The soldier boy nodded, not quite understanding.

Then he asked, "So, what will happen if they support you? Will you become stronger? Or will you get money?"

This question stumped the Chinese people.

After hesitating for a long time, he said intermittently: "Although it can't make you stronger...but fans mean money to some extent...the more people support you...the more money you get."

The soldier boy understood.

He spread his hands and said, "But for people like us, if we want something, can't we just go and grab it? Is it necessary to go through so much trouble?"

This is what I said...

There is a bit of truth in that.

But Homelander had never thought about it before, so he didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately, the person he had an appointment with finally arrived at this time, which saved him from getting into embarrassment.

Seeing Jon, Homelander waved, "Here."

Jon saw Homelander and Soldier Boy, deliberately showing a puzzled expression, and asked Homelander: "Homelander, who is this?"

Homelander spoke unhappily, "How dare you ask me? I asked you to find Ryan's whereabouts. In the end, I only found him - the long-lost soldier boy!"

Jon scratched his brows. "That shouldn't be the case. My ability is based on blood ties..."

Halfway through his speech, he suddenly widened his eyes and said, "He...he couldn't be your father, could he?"

What?

I didn't expect to hear such an answer, and I was a little overwhelmed for a moment.

However, after a brief moment of surprise, the soldier boy looked at his fellow countryman seriously.

You know what, that face is 30% similar to me when I was young.

But, your own children?

Was it a posthumous child born after a certain time of pleasure without any safety precautions?

Feeling the gazes around him, Homelander turned his head away.

When their eyes met, both of them saw a deep complexity in each other's eyes.

Jon was enjoying the melon so much.

Suddenly, the soldier boy slapped the motherland, "Fuck, I was wondering what kind of loser I was to give birth to such a useless thing like you, but I didn't expect that loser to be me!"

The countryman, who was stunned by the slap, did not fight back, but just stared at the soldier boy blankly.

When the soldier boy saw this, he was even more furious, "Look? Look at your horse!"

The love-deprived boy A'Zu touched his face and said, "I'm just... just a little surprised. I didn't expect that I still have... still have a father."

"No, no, no! I was just talking just now. It's not certain whether we have a relationship or not."

The soldier boy stared at Jon with a scrutinizing look and said viciously, "Is your ability reliable? Are you trying to tease me on purpose?"

Jon nodded, "Absolutely reliable, there is definitely a blood relationship between you two."