The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

After hearing this, Polnareff couldn't help but ask back, "From what you said, Mr. Joseph, you and your wife must have gone through many tests before you got together."

Joseph was slightly stunned. "Well... although we experienced a series of twists and turns during this period, I feel that guy is quite easy to chase."

Polnareff: ...

Seeing the old lady putting on lipstick makes me feel autistic.

Abdel smiled and tried to smooth things over. "Well, anyway, this matter has passed. It would be totally unworthy to worry about it any more."

He patted Polnareff on the shoulder and said, "Don't be discouraged. There are so many good girls in the world, and Nina is not a bad girl. What's more, she is not a good girl at all. She is just a liar."

Kakyoin also said, "Yes, Polnareff, she approached us with ulterior motives from the beginning. How can we take her oath of love seriously?"

Joseph nodded repeatedly, "Yes, that's it."

Meeting everyone's gazes, Polnareff sighed, "I should have listened to Jon and not gone too deep...it's simply a bottomless pit."

The pun is a yes.

Polnareff shook his head and finally adjusted his mentality.

He stood up and said, "The room is a bit too stuffy, I'm going to go out for a walk to relax."

There is something wrong with what he said - people who have been heartbroken should move around more.

Polnareff waved his hand and left the room with his hands in his pockets.

It was still dead silent outside.

Moreover, as it was getting dark, dim kerosene lamps were lit in various places in the hotel, adding a touch of weirdness to the atmosphere.

However, Polnareff, who was preoccupied, apparently did not notice this.

He walked aimlessly and soon came to the front desk and saw the short old lady.

Seeing Polnareff, Granny Enya's heart trembled, but she forced a smile on her face, "Oh, my guest, what's wrong with you? Are you hungry? Don't worry, I will serve you the best dishes right away."

As the saying goes, some things can only be told to outsiders.

Polnareff scratched his head and sat down on a random chair at the front desk. He sighed, "Mother-in-law, can you tell me your love story?"

Granny Enya: ???

Excuse me, are you sick?

After hearing Polnareff's outrageous request, Grandma Enya was completely stunned.

For a moment, I didn't know what to do.

Polnareff didn't care and continued, "I once trusted a woman wrongly, and later I found out that she was not as innocent as she appeared to be.

I was totally fooled.”

Granny Enya curled her lips and thought to herself, "You don't look like a smart person. Isn't it your right to be fooled?"

However, in order to maintain her own image, Granny Enya still smiled and said: "Young people, don't be discouraged. One day you will find your own love."

This sounds quite familiar...

Polnareff's eyes lit up, "Sure enough, mother-in-law, do you think so too?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I am an old lady who would not lie to you," Grandma Enya nodded with a smile.

Polnareff got excited once the conversation started. "Okay, let's not talk about my business anymore. How come you are running such a big hotel all by yourself in this small town? Where are your family? Do you have any children?"

As we all know, real injury is the most real injury.

In one word, Grandma Enya's defense was completely broken.

The aura around her suddenly became extremely dangerous, and her gray hair even moved without wind.

Polnareff was startled.

Fortunately, Granny Enya soon realized her own misconduct, and she suppressed her anger, deliberately squeezed out a few tears and said, "My relatives all live far away, and my children only show up a few times a year... Oh, I am such a miserable person."

What he said is seven parts true and three parts false.

Under the true feelings, Polnareff's sensitive heart couldn't help but be touched, "Mother-in-law, your child is really unfilial.

My friend once said to me, if you don't even respect your own children, you might as well give birth to a piece of barbecued pork...

You know barbecued pork, it's a delicacy that's popular in China."

Dancing wildly in the minefield, Polnareff is indeed an expert in starting fires.

Grandma Enya couldn't help it at that time and grabbed Polnareff's arms.

Feeling the force on his arm, Polnareff looked up in confusion.

I thought, "This little old lady has some pretty strong hands."

"Restraint! Restraint! Restraint! I must restrain myself!"

Granny Enya hinted to herself frantically in her heart, "We agreed to kill his entire team, so we have to kill his entire team. This foul-mouthed kid will get the punishment he deserves sooner or later. There's no need to rush."

She took a deep breath and said word by word: "Yes, you are right."

Polnareff pulled the corner of his mouth and pulled back his arm naturally. He scratched his head and smiled innocently: "To be honest, I actually have no family anymore. I didn't expect that in this foreign country, I would get along so well with you, mother-in-law."

Suddenly, an idea struck him, and a bright light bulb seemed to appear in the back of his head.

"If you don't mind, you will be my godmother from now on. Although I can't guarantee that I will always be with you, I will definitely come to see you when I am free!"

what?

You beat my precious son to death with your own hands, and yet you still want to be my godson...

You are going to piss me off to death!

Grandma Enya gritted her teeth.

Just then, the door of the hotel was pushed open.

Granny Enya and Polnareff turned their heads at the same time.

But Jotaro, John, and a very strange-looking guy walked in one after another.

Seeing Jon, Polnareff was overjoyed and rushed over to him. "Haha, I knew you would be fine."

Jon and Polnareff hugged each other, "That's right, don't you see who I am?"

He was talking, but his eyes were always looking back.

Granny Enya's heart moved, and she came forward with a smile, "Three guests, are you here together?"

Polnareff took advantage of his close relationship with Granny Enya and took the initiative to introduce: "This tall and handsome guy is also our companion..."

Then he paused for a second and looked at zz.

Jon responded, "He's my driver."

driver?

How come a driver suddenly appeared out of nowhere not long after we separated?

Polnareff was full of doubts.

But Jon didn't explain anything.

Polnareff had no choice but to take John, Jotaro and that inexplicable zz back to the room.

After they left, Grandma Enya jumped onto the front stage - her movements were obviously inconsistent with her age, and at first glance, she looked like an old monkey.

"Finally I got the chance! Polnareff, you deserve to die!"

the other side.

As soon as he entered the door, without waiting for others to speak, Jon said with a serious face: "There is something strange about this hotel."

Joseph and the others, who had been looking relaxed, restrained their expressions after hearing this.

Joseph said, "Jon, why do you say that?"

Jon spread his hands. "Don't you find it strange? This town exudes a weird atmosphere from the inside out, and this is the only hotel open in the whole town. The rest, whether it's restaurants or train stations, are all closed..."

Several people looked at each other.

Actually, they had not been to other places since they entered this town, so they were not aware of what Jon said.

But, Jon would never lie to them...

Jotaro pressed the brim of his hat and said, "Jon is right. I also think this place is very strange."

Now not only John, but even Jotaro said this, and everyone's eyes finally became serious.

zz didn't dare to speak, feeling weak and helpless.

He didn't understand why Jon would neither kill him nor let him go.

Although zz had tried his best to conceal his presence, Joseph and the others were not blind and they still found him easily.

Joseph asked, "Who is this guy?"

Jon answered truthfully, "The owner of that car... By the way, the car that was chasing and biting us was not a machine, but a stand-in."

Everyone:...

He didn't know if it was zz's illusion, but he always felt that the temperature in the room dropped ten degrees in an instant.

Seeing this, Jon smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous. I promise this guy won't make any waves under my supervision."

As he spoke, he said earnestly: “Along the way, we took planes, which were delayed; took ships, which deviated from their course; took cars, and everything became torn apart.

In this case, I think it would be better to find a very convenient means of transportation.

Look, this guy's stand-in is called the Wheel of Fortune, and he can transform into a multifunctional car according to his thoughts. Only in this way can we solve the inexplicable travel curse on us."

Justified and convincing.

With snot and tears in his eyes, zz assured: "That's right, under the earnest guidance of Lord Jon, I have completely realized my past mistakes. Please give me a chance to perform well."

No matter how much he said, it was all empty talk. If possible, he really wanted to crush all these damn guys with wheels!

But there was no way out; the situation was stronger than the man, so he had to bow his head.

Moreover.

A temporary victory or defeat doesn't matter.

Don't give him the chance.

if not……

No one knows what zz is thinking.

Now all of Joseph and the others' attention was focused on whether this town was really in danger.

But soon, they no longer had to think so sadly.

Because at the same time, there were rustling sounds of scratching on the door outside the window and outside the door.

"No, it's the enemy!"

Because of John's warning, Joseph and the others reacted quickly and released their own substitutes.

The next second, countless gray-faced zombies rushed in, roaring and rushing towards everyone.

Industry specializing in surgery.

Abdel's Red Magician is the most suitable to deal with such groups of enemies.

The Indian hunk's eyes flashed, and he ordered his stand-in to start setting fire.

call!

The flames were blazing.

A safe passage was quickly cleared in the house, and everyone did not dare to delay and ran out quickly.

Unexpectedly, there was still an endless stream of zombies outside the corridor.

"The old lady at the front desk must be a Stand user. Only by defeating her can these zombies be completely eliminated." At the critical moment, Jon directly dropped a spoiler.

Hearing this, Polnareff was stunned.

What? The godmother I just acknowledged not long ago is actually a Stand user?

Besides, she wants to kill me!