The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru seemed very surprised.

Then, he seemed to have thought of something and quickly made a phone call.

"Hey, Nitro-chan, are you free later? There's someone who wants you to meet him. Wait, don't hang up yet, he said he's never been drunk. OK, got it, let's meet at 'Da Zui Yin' at 8 o'clock sharp."

After shaking the phone for help, Gojo Satoru still felt unsure, so he dialed another number.

"Hello, my lovely junior, are you out for some fun? Don't worry, there's nothing troublesome, and it's not overtime. Yes, I'll treat you, that's it, I'll wait for you at 'Da Zui Yin' at 8 o'clock sharp."

After hanging up the phone, Gojo Satoru smiled at Jon through the rearview mirror and said, "These two guys are rare heavy drinkers. I don't believe that we can't drink more than you if we put the three of us together!"

Jon shrugged nonchalantly. "Well - who knows?"

After a moment of silence, he said, "Since you are a nice person, if you want to go somewhere in the future, you can tell me. My ability can make it very convenient for me to travel... The school is too remote. If I want to go to the city, I have to drive for two hours. It's so troublesome."

"Wow, that's a great help." Gojo Satoru looked very happy, smiling like a pure white Samoyed.

After talking about some random things, the two-hour drive was over.

At exactly eight o'clock, at the door of "Da Zui Yin", Jon saw the helpers that Gojo Satoru had brought over.

'Glass-chan', whose real name is Iri Glass, is one of the few people in the world of magic who can use the "reversal technique" for healing. She is regarded as a treasure of the academy by the upper echelons. Her figure and appearance are impeccable, but she has dark circles under her eyes and looks like she is not getting enough sleep.

'Cute junior', whose real name is Nanami Kento, is a very serious and proper mixed-blood sorcerer. He looks good, but always has a stern face, just like a backbone elite of a large company.

"Let me introduce to you, Qiao Qiaoqin, a genius of spells from Sendai..." Gojo Satoru hooked his arm around Qiao En's shoulder, "He's very strong, even stronger than me. Let's get along well."

"Hey, are you serious?" Ieiri Naoko looked at Jon curiously, "Is this brother better than you?"

Nanami Kento was also quietly examining John.

Not knowing what he was thinking of, the corners of his eyes twitched twice, and he couldn't help but push up the strange pair of sunglasses on his nose.

"What's wrong, my lovely junior, why aren't you speaking?" Gojo Satoru let go of John and hooked his arm around Nanami Kento's shoulder again.

Nanami Kento said calmly, "I trust you, Gojo-senpai, but I don't respect you. And I smell the same frivolity from Qiao-jun, just like you, or even more frivolous than you."

He is 27 years old, mature and calm, serious in character, an 'adult among adults', and hates frivolity and casualness the most.

"My eyes can't be wrong." Nanami Kento didn't care about Jon at all and said truthfully: "It must be tiring to deal with people like you."

As he said this, he broke away from Gojo Satoru's comfort and made a very standard bow, "Well, I'm sorry that I can't accompany you tonight."

snort! Want to escape?

Gojo Satoru locked onto Nanami Kento with lightning speed, "Hey, Kento, don't embarrass me in front of my new friends."

Nanami Kento's sunglasses were all crooked, but he couldn't break free from Gojo Satoru's 'strong lock'. He still spoke calmly, "I have something else to do at home."

"You live alone, right? What could possibly happen if you live alone?" Gojo Satoru laughed, "Let's go, let's go have a drink!"

After saying that, he dragged Nanami Kento into the pub without any explanation.

Ieiri Naoko and John looked at each other.

"Let's go in together?"

"Lady first."

Facts have proved that if you have power you can do whatever you want.

At the dinner table, Nanami Kento's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

But when the expensive wines and delicious side dishes were served one by one, he finally accepted his fate.

With a vengeful mentality, he drank one cup after another, pouring it down his throat with all his might.

Gojo Satoru is currently at the top of the sorcerer's combat power, so he naturally has no shortage of money.

Seeing that Nanami Kento finally let go of his temper, he was delighted and drank happily with this cute junior who was only one year younger than him.

Qiao En took the opportunity to ask Jia Ru Nishiko about Hu Zi and Xiao Hui's situation.

"They are fine." Jialiu Naoko said drunkenly, holding a glass of wine, "They are asking to be discharged from the hospital every day. They are very energetic."

Hearing this, Jon stopped worrying.

When those two return to the Jujutsu High School, they will surely be surprised at the changes in their classmates.

But he was prepared.

It is not a good habit to favor one over the other. We should treat everyone equally...

"What, what? What are you talking about? Let me hear it too." Gojo Satoru doesn't drink very well. He's usually very erratic, and becomes even more so when he drinks too much.

Jon said helplessly: "Just chatting casually."

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru showed a sad expression, "You lied to me, you must be lying to me!"

This person... is so troublesome.

Jon unconsciously moved to the side.

At the same time, he sent a distress signal to the serious man, Nanami Kento.

However, what responded to him was a meaningful smile.

Three black lines appeared on Jon's forehead.

What do you mean? You are waiting to see me make a fool of myself.

Ha, naive!

Rolling his eyes, Jon said something in Gojo Satoru's ear calmly.

Then, Gojo Satoru suddenly changed his target and entangled Nanami Kento again.

Beside him, Ieiri Nishiko asked curiously, "How did you do that?"

Jon answered truthfully, "It's nothing, actually. I just told Gojo Satoru that as long as he doesn't bother me now, I will let him experience a different life tomorrow."

Ieiri Glass: ???

A banquet that ended with great enjoyment.

Except for Jon, the other three were all drunk.

Especially Gojo Satoru, who was drunk and smiled foolishly at everyone he saw.

At this time, the role of Uncle Ijichi, the logistics support staff of the Jujutsu High School, was reflected.

Jon made a phone call and within 20 minutes, Uncle Yidichi arrived at the scene in a van.

"Wow, you really drank a lot." Being disturbed in the middle of the night, the good-tempered Uncle Ijichi did not seem impatient. Instead, he smiled and helped Jon help the three drunk people into the van.

After finding out the addresses of Ieiri Shoko and Nanami Kento, Uncle Ijichi stepped on the accelerator and safely sent the two back home.

It was easier for Gojo Satoru and John. They could just drive into the mountains and be done with it.

On the way, Uncle Idichi told Jon about the recent strange phenomena.

"Many ordinary people disappeared inexplicably, and the scene was always filled with the remnants of cursed energy."

"However, our intelligence gathering personnel have not made any substantial progress, and the cursed spirits they found with the remnant are just some minor characters."

"But my years of work experience have taught me that there must be something wrong behind all this."

"I'll have to trouble Mr. Gojo and Consultant Qiao Qiao a lot when the time comes."

Jon looked out the window with a sense of something, and said casually, "As long as the principal has instructions and can produce something that interests me, I don't care."

"Haha, you are a model of the spirit of contract." Uncle Yijichi didn't know what to say, so he could only make up something.

After he finished speaking, Gojo Satoru, who had been sleeping soundly, suddenly sat up.

"Stop the car." He yawned and stretched.

Uncle Ijichi had no idea what was going on and had a confused look on his face.

Gojo Satoru repeated once more, “Stop the car and go straight back to school. We’ll go back on our own later.”

"Ah?" Uncle Yidizhi was still confused.

Jon patted the shoulder of this golden office worker and said, "Just listen to him. We will walk the road ahead on our own."

"Well... well, since Mr. Gojo and Consultant Qiao Qiao have said so." Uncle Ijichi seemed to have no room for resistance and could only drive the car obediently towards the Jujutsu High School.

When the taillights of the van disappeared from sight, Gojo Satoru twisted his neck and said, "Okay, the strangers have left. Now I can finally sober up and have a good sleep tonight."

He stretched, then squatted and stood up again.

After repeating this several times, he opened his mouth and shouted to someone, "Do you want to come out by yourself, or do you want me to pull you out?"

"Haha, very sharp, worthy of being Gojo Satoru." A sinister voice came from afar.

A black shadow flashed, and a one-eyed monster with a hunched body and skin as pale as a dead person appeared.

"Special-grade cursed spirit?" Gojo Satoru stroked his smooth chin. "Moreover, it is an intelligent, unregistered special-grade cursed spirit... This is really interesting."

Then he looked at Jon, "You come or should I?"

"Of course it's you." Jon replied as a matter of course: "It seems that he is here to see you."

Unexpectedly, before Gojo Satoru could speak, the special-grade curse spirit on the opposite side laughed first, "No, no, no, to be exact, I'm here to find you. The strongest sorcerer, Gojo Satoru, and the mysterious sorcerer above the strongest, Qiao Qiao, you are all on my hunting list."

As soon as he finished speaking, two pairs of eyes fell on the special-grade curse spirit at the same time.

The invisible pressure descended like a mountain, and the special-grade curse spirit, who was originally full of confidence, suddenly froze.

But soon, he returned to normal and laughed dryly, "It's true that hearing about you is not as good as meeting you in person, you two - very good.

Let me introduce myself so that you don’t wonder who killed you. My name is Lou Hu…”

Sneak attack!

The so-called self-introduction is just a trick to make people let down their guard.

Louhu was like a ghost and appeared behind Gojo Satoru and John in an instant.

With her palm raised as a knife, she grinned and slashed at the two men's waists with a cross-shaped move.

However, his hands were grabbed by John and Gojo Satoru at the same time!

Without saying a word, the two of them worked in perfect harmony, one on the left and one on the right, pulling hard in opposite directions.

Lou Hu immediately felt a huge force acting on himself.

Stab it!

His two arms were torn off by John and Gojo Satoru.

Blood flowed.

"You bastards!" Lou Hu was shocked and quickly stepped back.

However, the one who was faster than him was Gojo Satoru.

"Now that you're here, don't be in such a hurry to leave." Gojo Satoru said as he raised his long legs and stepped on Louhu's chest.

boom!

A huge pit with a diameter of more than ten meters suddenly appeared on the ground.

Louhu kept vomiting blood.

Jon put his hands in his pockets and squinted his eyes at the distant hills.

After thinking about it, he ignored it and just yawned and said, "Don't kill me, leave me alive, I can be useful."

"I know that without you telling me." Gojo Satoru responded with a smile.

Suddenly, Louhu opened its mouth and violently spewed out a stream of extremely hot fire.

At such a close distance, Gojo Satoru had no time to dodge...

Of course, there was no need for him to dodge.

Lou Hu laughed wildly, "You've fallen into my trap, you idiot! This is the price you pay for underestimating me!"

However, when the smoke and dust cleared, Gojo Satoru was unharmed, even his clothes were intact.

"No...Impossible!" Louhu's mood suddenly fell from heaven to hell.

Gojo Satoru stepped on Louhu's chest. "If it were normal, I might explain it to you, but unfortunately, I was in a hurry to go back to take a shower and sleep, so -"

"Don't even think about it!" Feeling the threat of death, Lou Hu no longer had any trace of arrogance in his heart.

His arms grew rapidly, and he made a seal with one hand, "Expand the domain and build a coffin-enclosed iron mountain!"