The Bizarre Adventure of Pirates

'Bigfoot' Green said tentatively: "5000 million Baileys?"

The bartender shook his head.

Bigfoot Green's eyes widened. "It can't be 5 million, right?"

The bartender still shook his head and corrected him, "It's 50 billion."

50 million?

What a joke!

Bigfoot Green almost jumped up, "Are you crazy? That much money is enough to buy the head of a pirate emperor!"

"That's true, but who can really use 50 billion berries to take the life of a pirate emperor? I mean, even if there are many people who can afford this money, who can do it?"

The bartender looked at Bigfoot Green earnestly, "I have said before that VIP5 is extremely valuable, and there are very few people so far.

Also, it's not that we are being excessive, but you, sir, underestimate the privileges of VIP customers on this island.

Access to special channels and free boat film coating are just one of the membership benefits. The real preferential policies lie in the security system and personal property insurance system.

I forgot to mention that those who can become our major customers are almost all famous merchant groups or trade fleets. This money may hurt them for a while, but the benefits they gain cannot be measured by a mere 50 billion. "

Staring at Bigfoot Green's stunned expression, the bartender smiled faintly, "Otherwise, how do you think Lord Jon built his palace?"

'Bigfoot' Green said nothing, gulped down the glass of expensive beer, and walked out of the bar with his two younger brothers without saying anything.

As they walked away, a sailor wearing a hat lowered his hat brim slightly, put his hands in his pockets, and followed them as if nothing had happened.

The bartender was not surprised.

No one dared to take action within the Sabaody Archipelago.

As for what the navy, pirates, mafia or nobles will do outside the Sabaody Archipelago, that is not their concern.

Chapter 548 Jon's AFK Log

Jon glanced at the twenty or so sleeping beauties lying around him, his expression unchanged. He placed his finger between his brows and slowly reviewed his experiences over the past two years:

"On April 4, the World Government representative officially handed over the land ownership certificate, but in order to show the arrogance of the pirate, I tore up the certificate and left a message saying, 'It's just a place to rest, don't make a fuss about it', and left with a cloak."

"On June 6, after much consultation and brainstorming, the first phase of island construction began."

"On July 7, Katakuri came again and brought his sister Garette to be my secretary. Apparently, Big Mom is still obsessed with the special chromosome in my body."

"On July 7, I decided to develop the true potential of this island and make full use of the unique geographical environment and business atmosphere here. There is no better business than selling travel permits. Just a few invisible and intangible quotas can collect a huge amount of tax revenue, which is a huge profit."

"On July 7, despite the overall stability, there were still human traffickers in the archipelago. They even came to the palace and asked me if I wanted to buy a mermaid as a pet. I taught them an unforgettable lesson and freed all the slaves. Most of the slaves chose to leave, but a small number voluntarily stayed and became my followers."

"On August 8, the public servant Yuan came and established a special naval branch on Island No. 12. During dinner, he said that he took the initiative to ask the Navy Admiral for this dangerous mission. After all, the 'Moving Disaster' is too dangerous, and he is the fastest among the admirals. He can stop me in time if I suddenly go crazy... Of course, these are just excuses. He and I both know that the public servant Yuan came here to avoid idleness. He doesn't want to get involved in the competition for the position of Admiral."

"On August 8, Rayleigh said he wanted to go out for a walk and asked me to borrow some money. I guess he went to help Luffy and the others who were in trouble in the New World."

"On September 9, Gilder Tesoro suddenly wrote to me and asked me if I could control all the powers of the Devil Fruit. I answered him, yes."

"On September 9, Gild Terzoro came to the island secretly. I took away the power of the Gold-Gold Fruit in front of him. He was very angry, but he also ignited a certain hope. He asked cautiously, can people be resurrected through the power of devil fruits? I said that devils can't, and added, but I can. Gild Terzo said he was willing to give me all his gold and asked me to help resurrect someone. I didn't say anything, but just weighed the golden apple that had just been successfully transformed in my hand. He left with a gloomy face."

"On October 10, the island celebrated its 1-day shopping festival, and revenue hit a new high."

"On October 10, Akainu, who won the title of Grand Admiral, came to me. He warned me not to act rashly because he was too arrogant, so I beat him half to death. In the end, Enzaru came to mediate and the fight ended perfectly. Although few people knew about this, Aokiji somehow found out about it. He came here as the acting Grand Admiral and slept on the island for a few days, as if to express some kind of attitude."

"On October 10, the Tianlong people's representatives found me and gave me a lot of money. I gave them a few quotas to stay on the island... The economic development of the island cannot be achieved without these local tycoons. Everyone knows that pigs should be fattened before being slaughtered."

"On November 11, Gilder Tesoro came again. I could see that he was hesitating whether to kneel down before me. He was willing to give up his dignity and ambition to revive his lover. What a lovelorn man. So, before he took any action, I agreed to his request, but also said that I would not fulfill his wish until three years later. He nodded with relief and took over most of the economic construction work of the Sabaody Archipelago from me. Professionals should do professional work, and no one should be able to make more money than the Golden Emperor."

"On November 11, Luffy and his crew were rescued by Rayleigh. The turbulent New World is still too dangerous for newcomers like them who have been together for less than two years. In Dressrosa, Luffy and his crew were almost torn into pieces and sold by Doflamingo. But I think their experience should be closely related to me - everyone knows the relationship between 'Tian Yasha' and Kaido, Luffy and his crew have suffered an unprovoked disaster."

"November 11, petting reindeer."

"November 11, petting reindeer."

"November 11, petting reindeer."

"November 11th, Jon, Jon, how could you be so disheartened? We agreed to go to the New World to teach Doflamingo and Kaido a lesson!"

"November 11, petting reindeer."

Jon:…

Although I have turned on the idle mode, my lazy personality and love for furry animals have not changed at all.

"On December 12, the first phase of the island construction project was completed and the second phase of the project was launched. By the way, I have more and more people under my command. In addition to the secret forces of Tesoro, more and more people openly recognize the strength of the new Pirate Emperor. Even many islands and countries that previously flew flags under the name of the Whitebeard Pirates have secretly found me. I wrote a letter to Whitebeard, and he said to me very generously that those people are nothing, and I can recruit them if I want."

"December 12th. When I was having afternoon tea with the civil servant today, he told me that the navy was planning a worldwide recruitment drive. I joked that it was not to attack me, and he just smiled and said nothing."

"January 1st, the new year begins... To be honest, I'm not quite sure how the Haiyuan calendar calculates the year. Anyway, I've designated this day as the legal New Year in the Sabaody Archipelago. A new round of shopping sprees begins, and various systems to stimulate consumption and recharge rebates are gradually being introduced."

"On January 1, my butler Tezulo told me that I now control almost 8% of the world's wealth. I frowned and asked him why it was only 5%. He went back and quietly raised the highest VIP level from VIP9 to VIP."

"On February 2, Fujitora and Green Bull, who are both admirals of the navy, came to visit me. I asked them if they were here to fight, and they said no, they just wanted to say hello. The person who was fighting was someone else."

"On February 2, Akainu was half dead."

"On February 2th, Aokiji came to sleep again. It seems that he can serve as the acting marshal for another half a year."

"On February 2, Luffy and his crew decided to start over again because they could no longer pet reindeers. After this period of special training, their strength has greatly improved compared to before. Although they are still a long way from the average standard of the New World, they will not be bullied like last time. Anyone can catch them and beat them up."

"On March 3, after waking up, I suddenly remembered that I had some unsettled accounts with Kaido and Doflamingo... Well, it wasn't a sudden memory, because the Sabaody Archipelago replaced Doflamingo's intermediary position in the underground world, so this flamingo came to cause trouble again. And I haven't been out for a walk for a long time, so I decided to do it today."

"March 3th, what bad luck! Although Doflamingo is not very strong, I have to admit that he has the courage to cut off his own arm. When he heard that I was coming, he directly abandoned Dressrosa with the core members of his family and fled deep into the New World. I thought about it and decided not to chase him, so Dressrosa became my territory. I am not very interested in ruling a country, but my butler suggested that I cannot give up the meat in my hands, so I left a flag to the previous old king. He and his daughters and son-in-law who recovered from the toy curse are very grateful."

"On March 3, the second phase of the island construction project was completed and the third phase began... It turns out that if you have money, everything will go smoothly."

"On March 3, Sabo found me. He brought a message from the leader, Drago. Actually, there was nothing else to say, he just wanted to borrow money from me. I told him that although we had worked together in Marinford before, friendship is friendship and business is business. It would be a joke to ask for money without any reason. Sabo listened and handed me a box containing the so-called 'Secrets of the World'. If the information inside was made public, it would definitely shake the rule of the Celestial Dragons! Unfortunately, I was not very interested in this, but considering their sincerity, I still asked the butler to lend them some money."

"On April 4, the public affairs ape found me and said that Akainu had just recovered and was impatient to come and cause trouble for me again. He also said that the navy's mission is very busy now. Akainu has been lying down for several months, and almost all the work he left behind has been taken up by other admirals. I asked him if he came to beg me to show mercy, and he said no, he hoped that I would give Akainu a hard time and stop him from jumping around all the time. He also said that he came to the Sabaody Archipelago to have some free time, not to mediate. I nodded and promised to make sure that Akainu would have a deep impression."

"April 4th, Akainu died."

"April 4th, Aokiji, come here and sleep. To be honest, I, Qiao, have contributed at least 25% to his ability to remain as the Marshal until today."

"On May 5, Katakuri came again, and this time he brought Pudding with him. I asked him speechlessly, 'Are you sending women to me on purpose?' His expression was a little ugly, but he still admitted it. I told him that your family will be ruined by your mother sooner or later, so I might as well help you take the position and you let her enjoy her old age. Katakuri was very frightened, muttering "crazy, crazy" and hurriedly left the palace, but the three-eyed beauty stayed. Forget it, let her stay. I won't be dominated by my lower body, and it's good to look at her for comfort (sure)."

"On June 6, after much deliberation, Whitebeard decided to step down. Although some things have changed from the original destiny, there is no doubt that Whitebeard's body can no longer hold on due to his indulgence in his youth. In fact, if it were any ordinary person, it would be a question whether he could live to his age after suffering so many injuries... But the old man obviously has his own considerations. After all, the Whitebeard Pirates are a big family. His announcement of stepping down means that he has voluntarily given up the position of "Pirate Emperor". So who will take this vacant position?"

"On June 6, the question was answered. Apparently Blackbeard was quite interested in the vacant position. Not only that, he even wanted to launch a sneak attack at Whitebeard's banquet. Unfortunately, I was there at the time. As a polite guest, I taught this ambitious man a lesson on behalf of Whitebeard, but I was a little heavy-handed and killed him and his unfortunate subordinates."

"On September 9, the Shichibukai system officially became history. Since there are now plenty of admiral vacancies, and there are even as many as four (the admiral lying on the bed is also an admiral, I'm talking about you, Akainu!), the title of Shichibukai is gone, and the pirates who were previously slacking off in the Marinford Square were immediately liquidated. What's interesting is that the first one to suffer a heavy blow this time was still Gekko Moriah, but there are still some smart people who know how to cling to thighs, such as Doflamingo, who has lost his territory, openly clinging to Kaido. Boa Hancock seems to want me to protect the Nine Snake Island, but this proposal was directly blocked by my two secretaries... Whatever, it doesn't matter."

"On December 12, I don't know who spread my interest, but someone brought me news about the race on the elephant's back, the Fur People. To be honest, I was a little tempted, but then I became a little wary... Am I Nick Fury without Nick?"

"On January 1, Kaido replied, saying that I could do whatever I wanted with those people."

"January 1, petting rabbits."

"January 1, petting the dog."

"January 1, petting dogs and rabbits."

"On January 1, there were some subtle changes in the way Garrett and Bryn looked at me. I felt like they were secretly planning something."

"On February 2, I went out for a walk. There were no constraints. The island has developed so fast that I could hardly recognize it."

"On March 3, the bunny-eared, red-haired secretary wants to have an absolutely fair bed battle with me."

"March 3, victory."

"On March 3, the cat-eared, three-eyed little beauty wants to have an absolutely fair bed battle with me."

"March 3, victory."

"On March 3, Sister Charlotte and more than 20 fur maids will have a completely fair bed battle with me."

"March 3, great victory."

Jon:…

Life is good.

He couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

The Pirate World was the first world he traveled to after his Stand awakened.

Here, he acquired extremely practical skills such as three-color domineering and six styles, which was equivalent to completing the original accumulation of subsequent adventures. After the war on the top, the stand was completely awakened, and the hang-up function was added, so he went to other worlds to wander.

I suddenly had the urge to come back and take a look. I didn't expect that in the past two years, the "AFK Script" not only repeatedly beat up Akainu, but also subdued the Golden Emperor and even killed Blackbeard...

Not only that, he also collected many women to serve as his harem.

Strength, power, wealth, women.

To be honest, he has a very comfortable life as the "Pirate Emperor".

Chapter 549: Love Story and Comedy (Part )

To fight or not to fight.

This is a philosophical question.

Jon looked around.

Think about it for a while.

Finally, he spread his hands and said, "I'm here now."

……

……

Two days later.

Mr. Qiao got out of bed feeling refreshed.

Without a shirt or shoes, he walked barefoot outside the bedroom and told the beautiful maid who was waiting for him, "Send the butler to see me."

The maid blushed and replied.

Jon said casually, "If there is a next time, you can come in too."

Hearing this, the maid ran away like a deer.

Jon didn't care either.

Once upon a time, he was a good boy who was careful with his words and actions and never talked about anything below the waist.

But now, after going through countless situations, he no longer takes some things too seriously.

the other side.

Gild Tesoro was in his office summarizing financial affairs. When he heard that Jon wanted to see him, he didn't care about anything else. He dropped the report and hurried to the hall.

Huang Jindi did not wear his usual pink suit, but a white shirt and black trousers, with a slicked-back hair and black-framed glasses. Without the gold jewelry, he looked like a top salesperson in the sales department at first glance.

"Mr. Jon." Tezulo nodded and said, "What do you want to talk to me about?"

"Ah, it's nothing serious. I just remembered that I still owe you a promise." Jon leaned on the throne made of gems and white jade, and spoke in an extremely relaxed tone.

Tezulo was slightly stunned.

Then, he widened his eyes and looked upwards in disbelief.

Could it be! ?

"I say... don't look at me like that. Everyone who knows me knows that I am a trustworthy person." Jon scratched his eyebrows.

'Hook Script' has wit, but not much.

Many times, we are more accustomed to making decisions passively and leaving some room for maneuver.

Anyway, it is not difficult for John to resurrect a person, so why not help Gild Tesoro, the infatuated playboy?

After all, these days, people really treat the Chabaoti Archipelago as their own business, working hard and even sleeping less than three hours a day.

"Mr. Jon... No, Sir Jon, I..."

Tezulo was speechless for a moment.

But after all, he was the unparalleled hero who once controlled both the black and white worlds with money, and he soon forced himself to calm down.

Taking a deep breath, Tezulo bowed 90 degrees to Jon: "Thank you very much!"

"No need to thank me, this is what we agreed on before, right?" Jon said softly, "But I have to explain to you in advance, you know how troublesome it will be if this kind of thing gets out. If you don't keep your mouth shut, I can take back what I can give you."

Tezulo didn't look up, but he felt an extremely strong pressure falling on him.